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Tinseltown Rebellion: NLCS Game Four, Phillies at Dodgers

Philadelphia Phillies at Los Angeles Dodgers, Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM EDT



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Philadelphia Phillies
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Monday, Oct 13, 2008, 8:22 PM EDT
Dodger Stadium

Joe Blanton vs Derek Lowe

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

 

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After a sound Game Three thrashing in a matchup that looked bad for the Phillies about a week ago, the Phillies will attempt to stop the bleeding tonight and keep the Dodgers from evening the series at two games apiece.  They will do so behind the rather stout right shoulder of Joe Blanton, who pitched exceptionally in the Phillies Game 4 NLDS clincher against the Brewers.  The Dodgers send NLCS Game 1 starter/loser Derek Lowe to the hill on three days rest, relying on the old baseball adage (not really backed up by any empirical evidence) that sinkerball pitchers do their best work on short rest.

Even if the Phillies lose tonight, remember that the Dodgers still have to win at least one game in Philadelphia to end the Phillies season.




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I love the “Phillies are bullies” meme that’s developed in the broadcast booth.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

It fits perfectly with the rooting interests of those two asshats in the booth. Naturally it makes sense to construct a narrative wherein the Phillies are bullies and, thus, deserve to lose.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t watch any of the pregame bs. I’ll turn it on at 8.20.

Werth batting second tonight, Victorino sixth, and Dobbs is in for Feliz.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I am feeling good about this game.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m apprehensive, but I feel better than I did last night.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah depends on which Lowe and Blanton show up, I definitely feel better.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

J. Rollins ss .077
J. Werth rf .167
C. Utley 2b .375
R. Howard 1b .167
P. Burrell lf .364
S. Victorino cf .154
G. Dobbs 3b .500
C. Ruiz c .333
J. Blanton p .000

R. Furcal ss .231
A. Ethier rf .308
M. Ramirez lf .400
R. Martin c .250
J. Loney 1b .375
B. DeWitt 2b .125
C. Blake 3b .200
J. Pierre cf .000
D. Lowe p 000

by phils11 on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ru-eez from Sarge.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins first-pitch swinging… probably good he missed it, as the next one is a line single to CF.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

First pitch not good for Jimmy, second pitch much better.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Tag Lowe early!

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I have muted the TV and turned on the radio coverage. It is SOOOO much better for my sanity. Enjoy tweedle dee and tweedle dum all you non-philly watchers.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm… I could do that with ESPN radio, I guess. Presumably you’re with Harry and LA, right?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franske and LA, still beats the living shit out of the Fox guys.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, the thing is that if the Phillies are winning, it’s great to hear how unhappy these bastards are.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN Radio sucks too

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Rollins will take off here.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Not my fault I’m stranded in central PA, Fuqua!

by Walcott on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

haha. Well the synchronization is starting to get thrown off, might all be moot. Dangit.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rollins runs, Werth hits, and it’s first and third.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth hits the 3-1 through the hole. Good start.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

and we strike first ...

looking good fellas

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That was freakin’ sweet.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

TAKE THAT BITCHES!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally, rally, rally!!!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I’ll take that from Ryan.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

If he had run harder, he might have been able to beat that out.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I saw the same thing. He only started busting it after DeWitt bobbled.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the worst result for Ryan there.

2-0

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooo, Howard not hustling there.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s get a flyball, pat.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

a flyball over the fence.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is kinda key. Comeon pat.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice eye Pat.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat battling from down 0-2 toa full count

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job by Pat to play that off.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Pat got a freebie there on that “checked” swing

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Good AB.

C’mon Shane—shut those a-holes up!

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat had it the whole way.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat should steal second and Chase should steal home.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit. Thought he would beat that.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah shit. That was ugly.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit Shane, I liked my decision better.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

19 pitches for Lowe.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

we shouldv had him atleast to 25

by phils11 on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

phils11 meet never satisfied, never satisfied, meet phils11.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Fat Joe, let’s do this!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate when that happens.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a pretty nice play by Furcal. Unfortunately.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, is Lowe done or did he just not like that particular jersey?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he told them no starch

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he ripped it.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utley thinking about tripping Furcal.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost was able to turn the 2, but that was a smart decision by Chase.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

That was just a tad too slow for 2.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey fellas!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Walking Manny in the first? Cmon!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB to Ramirez here.

I don’t like this, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad decision.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m hoping Martin makes Cholly look smart.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck and McCarver are pissed … they can’t slobber all over manny hitting.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Setting the table for Rhino...

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Big K for Blanton.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Take that Russell Martin!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit!

I just realize I recorded the first 15 minutes! My comments are pretty stale!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What was that 0-2 meatball?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously

Isn’t Loney a high fastball hitter? that was almost out.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chooch wanted it about six inches higher than Cupcakes threw it.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. I’m surprised that stayed in the yard.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit hell. You have to get that pitch up cupcakes!

Shut down innings, those things are nice.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Thankfully

Manny was running with a parachute … jesus he’s slow.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, yay?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, 2-1 is better than 3-2, but I suspect there will be more scoring in this ballgame. Hopefully we can partake!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Cookies missed his spot by about 8 inches on the Loney hit. I have a feeling he’ll do fine, though. His breaking stuff looked good against Martin.

by Walcott on Oct 13, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Dobbs...

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Dobbs with a great swing on Lowe, drills it into the corner.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliz should never have another AB against a righties.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

We really need to pile on before Lowe’s night is over.

by Walcott on Oct 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dobbs doubles to start things off!

Lowe seems out of whack early. We need to jump on him while we have the chance.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Problem is where they are in the lineup…

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I would LOVE for Ruiz to smoke one into the gap right about now. He does that from time to time.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Gah. That was a ball.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruiz, you suck. Next…

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh, not terrible. Maybe Blanton can hit a deep fly.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Dobbs is still at second.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, I meant a homerun.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

come one 2 out runs ...

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

*on

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cupcakes has a ways to go as a hitter…

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins gets a chance w/ RISP, thats about as much as we can hope for with the bottom 3 due up.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal announcing he has another riddle for you.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins swings at ball 4. Full count.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

No matter what happens here, a 1-2-3 inning is absolutely mandatory next.

by Walcott on Oct 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

possible with the bottom 3 due up.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good pitch by Lowe? That was an awful swing.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy guessed wrong on 3-1.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike three was a pretty damn good pitch.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch and Jimmy should have been swinging there.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I am getting the feeling that we left some runs in the field. Might come back to haunt us

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, but you could argue they did too.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, not scoring some runs may affect the outcome of the game? Way to go out on a limb there!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep the testiness for the dodgers, we got a long way to go. I worry that Lowe will have two bad innings and that’s that.

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like when cupcakes strikes guys out.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Fox director stinks as bad as his announcers. They’re missing pitches and pickoff attempts.

Juan F. Pierre.

God do I loathe him.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I am ok with it if they obviously get the next two. Get Furcal away from the top of the order.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

EFF YOU PIERRE

Not a great throw—I’m surprised they got him.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

CS

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta catch that, Jimmy.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, big caught stealing there.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That sucks. just get the out.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That was bad news. Totally catchable. Please no big inning.

by Walcott on Oct 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Good result overall.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay. Nice comeback from Large Joe.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanton looks in control so far

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny up second next inning.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll start self-abusing now.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking back at the cs.. he must have had an absolutely terrible jump

by phils11 on Oct 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth should be even more patient there.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell with that parrot.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley with the well-placed ground single.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap, Howard hit that hard.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard scorched that one, but his approach at the plate still sucks.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He rarely looks at enough pitches to be ahead in the count anymore.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes sense

He’s just generally impatient right now. I hate when they pitch around him—it works, because he gets himself out.

That said, he had a good first pitch to hit there, and he hit it hard, as you said.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the 2nd pitch, he swung at and missed the first.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

All junk to Manny it looks like.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullshit call on the full-count pitch there.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Just threw a worse pitch to Martin and it was a strike.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay. So the ump continue to suck. That was strike 3 based on earlier call.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

DP- let’s go!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing up for Loney please. This guy kills the high fastball.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Loney with a bleeder up the middle, Chase can’t quite get to it. He really didn’t hit it hard at all.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh. Hits finding holes. Cookies in trouble.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch … Loney just hit it in a good spot.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and the lowball.

by Walcott on Oct 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

nice can o corn

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to keep it together…survives another 2 out jam.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Brownies threatening from the 4

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Touchdown ... 10-7 Browns pending extra point

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

TD Browns!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

still good news for those of us including you … that are Eagles fans too

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what he said

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rubbing down baseballs?

The teams are allowed to rub down baseballs to their liking???

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the fact that we are getting flyballs off of lowe…wish we could string together some hits again.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Victorino hasn’t had a good approach since Kuroda buzzed him. Probably it’s coincidence, but you know the jackasses will bray about it.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Niekro

So what’s wrong with rubbing down with a file then? Or using spit? I don’t get it. This is all news to me and makes no sense.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

They’ve been rubbing down baseballs w/ mud since forever

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard that. But, I don’t see the line between that and spit or a nailfile. Especially if each team can rub the ball to their liking, and not just some universal rubdown.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Lowe a princess, or what?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweats too much. But yeah, he’s finicky.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruiz apparently can’t wait to get back out on defense…

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Please recall that Ruiz sucks

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is how it starts…

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

At least we turn the lineup over!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

and thats about all.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Making Lowe throw three more pitches…

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He's no Brett Myers

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what our offense is really missing tonight.. the power bat of myers in the 9 hole

by phils11 on Oct 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barbra Streisand sighting.

Almost makes me wanna vote Republican.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

My weiner just shriveled up

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s funny that fox is interviewing Rich Dubbie instead of Charlie. Maybe its because you can’t understand a word he says. Still, these in between interviews are very bizarre

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I understand all the words Charlie says – maybe it’s not charlie – maybe it’s you?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dobbs with a birthday present there. I’ll take it.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

slap hitters never prosper.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Pick me a winner!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowe with a mini-Myers here.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Best inning of the night from either side!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Top of the order here. This seems like our best chance to do some damage for a while.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

and then Jimmy does that.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

same for the dodgers unfortunately

by phils11 on Oct 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top of the line-up. Now is the time. Let’s go J-Ro

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Kershaw warming. Oh dear.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that pot growing in the bull pen?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

they are in LA

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit. More swings at ball 4.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

These have been some ass-crack awful swings.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Victorino isn’t going to be a good-looking old man.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowe looking for a timeout so he can poop.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Their making Lowe look like the second coming of Sandy Koufax

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Joe we get it the man sweats let it go.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

TD Browns! (sorry fuqua)

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

for those who care ...

another TD for the browns … 17-7 pending extra point.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This inning gives me the scares.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That inning kinda sucked. Even though we are winning, I am starting to feel really bad about our chances. You have to figure that Blanton will cough up at least a few more runs…especially when Charlie leaves him out there an inning too long.

Offense, wake the hell up!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re pressing at the plate. And the crap strike zone isn’t helping—maybe that’s why Werth swung at ball four.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree … I’m getting uneasy here

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson making some nice throws. I never saw him last year, and I know he stunk on ice early this year, but he looks good in this game.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea he is stepping up in primetime.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what sucks more- listening to Tim McCarver or listening to Tony Kornheiser!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

McCarver tonight, just because I don’t care all that much about the football game. But the Eagles-Cowboys game was brutal for Kornhole-ser’s endless babbling.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dah. Thought we got a gift from Furcal there, went just foul.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanton - drapes don't match the carpet...

Hoo-boy. I think i just made myself sick.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh-oh…

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Tmac just call Blanton Lowe?

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s too worried about Lowes balls.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps Utley should keep his mouth shut

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Strike 2=ball 2.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Laverne is HOTTTT!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

damn ...

this just got bad real fast

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hold on boys…

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw fuck. Here we go. This is about to get painful.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This is bad, very bad. are they going to pull Blanton?

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Pray to the nearest deity.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Dropped foul tip—thanks, Ruiz—and a bloop.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DP baby…puleeeze!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

All I can say is Cole better be ready for battle tomorrow.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

at least it was quick

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This sucks that I just got home.

Pat Burrell has a very good arm McCarver you douche

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. I hate this game sometimes.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Joe Blanton – he fooled us in the Milwuakee game – he’s still Joe Blanton

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a close play at the plate actually

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes it was.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No go ahead run there if he had hit the cutoff man

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it could have been 2

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

A second earlier – and he gets the run at the plate.

Pat Burrell has a very good arm

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need a miracle to get out of this one

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Buck loves him some Manny balls

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep it tied please

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

If they get out of it down 3-2 I’ll consider it a success

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 runs wasn’t gonna get it done anyways.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Blanton still in?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait – are they criticizing manny?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Timmeh, to his faint credit, is not a big Ramirez fan.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but didn’t he go to the other extreme – he’s the one who called him despicable? which is only fun when you say it like sylvester :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCarver had some harsh comments for Manny leading up to the series. Saw it in the newspaper — must be true.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Own a tv?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but…

No cable, no satellite. I’m like the Amish sports fan or something. The bulk of my baseball has come this year from radio and gameday. I’m mostly a box score guy.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

so are you on dial up?

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Semaphore.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the despicable thing was all over the media when McCarver said it – basically he gave credence to every even partial rumor or myth about Manny and assumed it’s all true

After he took curt schillings johnson out of his mouth

Curt Schilling just needed to remind everyone he was on the red sox payroll

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pat Sajack sighting

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t he be on wheel of fortune

or having sex with men?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as bad as it could have been

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go: 4-6-3.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BIG Double Play there.
We must respond

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Big DP, staying alive.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Like I said – 3-2 is a success now – let’s make pinch hitting for blanton important

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that will do.

It’s only 1 run…but unless the offense starts to get its shit together it might as well be 5.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon man, don’t throw gasoline on me!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s his job

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giants score- 17-14 Brons

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's blow this kid up ... C'mon Ry

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Against a lefty? Crap he can’t even hit righties any more

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowe is out already

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard, hacking first pitch AGAIN.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Ryan, time to earn your check

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, all that regular season stuff you earned peanuts

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many lefties in the dodgers pen?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I think a lot. Beimel, and one more at least.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard is on a mission: never to see a 3-1 count again.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re on a mission to never be happy about the phillies for more than 5 minutes at a time :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give me a break. I am happy, but concerned, that’s all.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan is battling at least

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE at bat for Howard let’s see it Pat the Bat

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, Howard draws the walk.

C’mon Pat.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was unexpected. Let’s do something with it.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The ump squeezing the rookie?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Kershaw is an ugly kid. My god, looks like one of the X-Men.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks like Hank Fraley’s skinny little brother

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, so both Blanton and Kershaw look like little Fraleys?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has powerful sperm

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said Kershaw is ugly and his god is on of the X-men

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only it didn’t have a typo of its own :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

was going for speed … figured there would be others quick on that one

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would have sounded better in the spoken word. Something was lost in translation.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was on the Waltons. He played Elizabeth:

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/2792/walton5.htm

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans are fucking idiots

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

So are phillies fans mostly

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great pitch on 3-1.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat, you have a bat for a reason….swing

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Seeing eye single – i love those

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to get it going guys … let’s not waste this

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Shane – get angry

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Goody!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, I hate the bunt here. Just let him fucking rip it.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

One for Grandma Shane…don’t bunt…that’s for losers.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

PLEASE

STOP

GIVING

UP

OUTS

God Damn it its NOT successful

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like that with the bottom of the order.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like the bottom of the order.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next year it will look better

Marson and Donald

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Course, it’d probably look better now with Marson and Donald too

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz batting for Dobbs … seriously…

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Really, Feliz for Dobbs what the hell? Why would he do this?

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Cause he’s a mediocre manager at best

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro PHing?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody’s hated guys coming in for the 6th: Feliz PH’ing, Durbin coming in next…

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Does it make sense for them to give Feliz ANYTHING to hit?

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

He’ll miss?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’ve been saying that for years, but occasionally someone will do it.

baseball is weird

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz is very unlikely to do anything successful with a bat

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hoo-boy do I know that!

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Giants fan here)

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just noticed, must be hard to be a bay area fan this time in your life – you guys have like no future?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually for the first time in a while, we’ve got some talent in the farm system. I’m happier with the Giants than I’ve been in years.

Do y’all want Rowand back, though?

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

God no – rational people with functioning brains knew that contract was dog poop

You want Ryan Howard for Matt Cain?

I was referring to the overall bay area problem including the 49ers and the warriors who had their moment

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, the 49ers have been dead to me for years. We are all pretty tore up about Monta’s knee, though.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you feel about his stupidity? I feel bad, I’m a huge monta fan (but I hate Don Nelson, he’s kind of a tool)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was dumber at his age. Others are more angry.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIth the history of the dude on the bulls – you’d think he’d have been a bit smarter – i’d be mad at him for lying about it – character flaw -

you made up the name travis ishikawa right?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. Hawaiian take n’ rake prospect who was a bust for a while, but his bat woke up this year.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still – just a mean combo of first and last name – probably gets beat up alot

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably did.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yeah, we get Matt Cain for [insert slugger] trade proposals every three days.

Personally I don’t think y’all would like what you get with Cain in your ballpark, he gets a LOT of flyballs. And I’d like to see what Travis Ishikawa does with first base anyway.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

COSTE?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Who cares who plays third – give me coste

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the bunt

After all, doesn’t Shane have the most RBI this post-season by far? So smart!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

And he’s a great fastball hitter, and this kid could only command his fastball.

Dumb, dumb decision. Let’s hope it works out anyway.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a perfect sacrafice bunt – he put the runners in scoring position for the powerful pedro feliz HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE BOOK?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cholly sure as hell doing his best to bungle this one all up.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s contractually obligated to give Eskin something to rant about

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro, Pedro, Pedro

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Rather have the guy who pitches for the mets batting now

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz splits

18 at-bats with men on third, less than 2 outs – .444/.478/.444 with 16 RBI. I like those numbers.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Small sample size laughs in your general direction

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody wake up J Roll

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

How is he not tagging?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, waste a bunt and then Feliz sucking.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

It is time for RUIZ

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL?!??!?

That makes me so mad. These morons.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

THERE IT IS

A GIFT!!!

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I was going to recommend the squeeze just for the HOward-Martin collision potential

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

just like charlie planned it!

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Wile E. Coyote….super genius

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

martin bails us out big time

by phils11 on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you chan ho park

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hurray for their mistake

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Howard touch the plate?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Very clearly with his hand.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Tim

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he got it with the hand

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

“huy dudn’t touch th’plate!”

No, asshole, his hand just landed right on it.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine hand smacking his ass.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. As I have said before, tis the season for bailouts.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on you stupid waste of a roster spot – increase your trade value

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Cupcakes in the on-deck circle?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

gone now … Jenkins

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Ruiz drives this run in, I will be eternally grateful.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Show me Coste – Do not show me Blanton

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

PS – Is Coste even on the roster?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHat side of the plate does Pedro Feliz bat from again?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the part that can’t distinguish a fastball from a slider

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

im still mad at the phillies for not using happ for longer

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Good at bat by Ruiz, who do you want as PHing here….not Jenkins

by Erufus2 on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So when they switch pitchers CHolly brings in the real hitter right?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

“martin has been sucking up everything”

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No, that would be Joe Buck

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, it really is everyone we hate in this inning… Jenkins.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jenkins

Jenkins as PH. But Torre is going for the lefty. Does Cholly counter-move?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

he will just wait for a wild pitch

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Torre play Chess, Cholly Manuel plays Chutes and Ladders – TM Fox Sports

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear. Gee-hoff. Here comes trouble.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Beimel coming in.

PH… who? Coste or Bruntlett, I guess.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

So Taguchi

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, a walk. From the bench steps….Jenks.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Geoff, don’t call me JJ Jenkins

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

They need to bring in a righty to face the lefty. Right? Right???!?!?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I would. But their righty bench bats really, really suck.

Witness.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh great So Taguchi

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll always have a special place in my heart for him because of that hit he had against the mets

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a what have you done for me lately kind of guy.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a put good players on your roster not guys who get lucky every once in a fracking while.

Seriously folks…i’d rather have anyone batting than so taguchi…i’d rather MYERS have PH’d (yes i know)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice mullet Biemel!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Who did Chris Coste anally violate?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

who didn’t chris coste anally violate?

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made me laugh quite a bit – i’m trying to figure out WHY he’s not up before So Taguchi – and back up catcher is just a stupid reason

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have taken Myers over Taguchi

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree. there’s no sense to it. he did get an AB yesterday & got a hit. this would have been a perfect time for him.

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that’s the book I want to read

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable

Great catch – pathetic move by Cholly. He really mismanaged that inning. Got lucky with Martin, but that was awful awful managing. Taguchi?!?!?!?!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And now Beimel stays in for Rollins, Werth, Utley, and Howard, right?

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cholly, are you kidding me? What is going through that pea brain of yours?

That was weak. So Taguchi…go to hell you sorry excuse for a baseball player.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fortunately no – he’s the national spokes person for DISH TV – which has to go out of business soon right?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Myers would have been a better PHing option than Taguchi.

Good god! WTF?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Of available bats (including pitchers) who wouldn’t have been a better option….

Durbin – you suck

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard Eskin is smiling somewhere.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope his liver is curdling

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Durbin

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks cholly for not just leaving happ in longer last night

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK ME!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Durbin gave up a first-pitch home run.

In the park, against the team, where he LOST TWO FUCKING BACK-TO-BACK GAMES TWO MONTHS AGO!!

AND HE’S CHAD FUCKING DURBIN!!!!1

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Taguchi?

I know we’ve moved on now that Blake just hit a HR, but why the hell is Taguchi even around in October for the Phils? Have you seen his stats recently??? http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?playerId=5004

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Golson would have given you Lonnie Smith pinch-running karma

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playoff experience, veteranability, rosterosity, overall toughness grit and knowing how to play

And the eckstein factor – scrawny guys are awesome in the playoffs

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good reasons. forgot the scrawny factor.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say something about his alien like eyes but thought i might get french basketball team reactions

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Spain?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously dude, france, spain, they’re all in europe right, like it makes a difference?:)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

true that. And Taguchi should go back to China or whatever.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine how happy CHris Wheeler is in his broadcast booth

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’ll be a philie next year I bet

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Durbin sadly remembered that he’s Chad Durbin

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright Chad Durbin, go away. God damn. Why is this fucking happening?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Because the curse of the underdog is rearing its ugly head

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m prepared for the sixers to grossly disappoint this year

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They cannot grossly disappoint if it is expected.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure they can – it’s Philadelphia

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why, why, why is Durbin still in this game?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Cause Eyre isn’t warm yet.

Don’t you feel better, Scott Eyre will pitch next

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierre

I forgot how much I hated Castillo and Pierre when they played for the Marlins. Until just now.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

At 8 PM i am turning this off to watch the big bang theory – that’s right – i said it – and have you met Ted

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

If he even gets an out here I will be surprised.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I understand it now – it’s easier this way – then nothing ever really surprises you except the good stuff

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

At what point does Andruw Jones frack the phillies in this seires?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not on the roster.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’ll just run someone over in the parking lot?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw a girl at the sports bar where I was watching the Eagles game who looked distressingly like Grace Park. And by “distressingly,” I mean “she was really hot.”

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did her spine glow, or didn’t you get to investigate?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a failure as a man

And howard is a failure as a baseball player

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, now you did it, i have a thing for asian women – you should see her on the cleaner – crappy show but she dresses more like a skank :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin, really, go AWAY.

I was relatively cool with 1 run, but this is about to become completely unmanageable.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are there so many BAD advertising firms in America making so much money? And How do i capitalize on what obviously isn’t a very challenging job?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you have big tits?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or command an imaginary spaceship? I’ve done that much.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Why does being a sports fan in Philadelphia suck so damn much?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than a Cleveland fan

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? I’d love to root for Lebron James

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Indians have double the number of World Series wins that we have.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention cleveland stole the rock and roll hall of fame – those evil bastards

sure, they’re stuck with drew carey – but we got hall and oates

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it does really, imagine being a sports fan in milwaukee, or kansas city,

at least you live in a real city – i mean they live in MILWAUKEE and Kansas City -

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My son is just 7. He was bawling last night. Welcome to the club, kid.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a bill in congress that if it passes will consider it child abuse to encourage your children to be fans of philadlephia sports teams

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember. I think about that from time to time. There should be an “amnesty” day every 7 years where we get to choose up sides again. It’s hardly fair when your favorite team’s ownership group sucks.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And even when ownership gets it kinda right and hires a decent manager and loosens the purse strings . . . the baseball gods still hate us and want us to suffer in agony.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you are correct. The sample size is there.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t inflict this on a young ’un.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

my nephews father is a skins fan ...

he chose to be like his uncle … an eagles fan … what a shame

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smart Kid – your sister married a douche?:)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww, that’s sweet. I was 10 in 1977. brings back memories. sniff.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

God Howard is horrible in the field

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Do the baseball gods really hate us this much?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

cute shoes! where’d you get em?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swell. Anything else on?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Dodgers fan.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am about to quit for good I think. I am glad these assholes will have all day tomorrow to think about this mess.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You know – tis not often it’s better to be on the west coast – i have 3 hours to wipe this from my brain and distract it with tv

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing there are only NO outs!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked a bad day to give up methanphetimines

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember, the series doesn’t start until a home team loses

And who really expected TWO good outings in a row from joe blanton?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah true.

Our best chance comes on Wednesday. But I am really more worried about the offense.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Billingsley will cure all ills :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or he will go 7 shutout and strike out 11 guys.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think carlos just needs to talk about manny’s sister. get he and ruiz suspended for the rest of the series. win win win

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Just make fun of Mannys hair and the punk ass behavior he had last night

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard makes a play … YAY!!!

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

he can catch, just don’t ask him to throw.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

dang it, just hit him.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Madson coming in.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Madson? In the sixth inning

Cholly being bold

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He already raped the corpse by using Durbin to start this inning.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

let’s not forget the now-challenged short bench for this comeback.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m nonplussed – truly

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Michelle Tafoya. You know she didn’t get the job for her looks, and you gotta respect that.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaahahahaha

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that she’s bad-looking, mind you—but she’s no Erin Andrews.

Mmmm… Erin Andrews…

(WholeCamels “cankle” alert in 3… 2…)

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing worse than Manuel’s moves are TMac’s critiques of them

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play Chase

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

GREAT play by chase

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

escaped another could be HUGE inning ... don't know if we can dodge any more bullets

no pun intended

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s trolleys you’re supposed to dodge, and they took all of them out in LA. No worries.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter really – i expect the damage is done

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utley

Now there’s someone who can field!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

UTLEY!!!

Saves two runs—and ends the inning.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

CHASE UTLEY YOU ARE STILL THE MAN

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase Utley is so white…i mean gritty…

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Scrappy, too.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s blue-collar, lunch-pail, team player, selfless, incredible work ethic.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a woman and lost his man card for his idiotic old spice skin care commercials :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s also hitting .455 in the NLCS

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still a woman – a manly woman – but a woman all the same – freaking metrosexuals – just be gay already

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Innings 7+

Phillies have scored 231 runs on 61 HR hitting .242/.329/.410.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ranks for 7+

14th in MLB in runs; 11th in OPS.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top of the order…hmmmmmmmm

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Kuo now pitching. He throttles lefties, so we need the first two guys to do something.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Does that seem likely?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF did rollins just do – seriously – WTF

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s gripping

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that means what exactly – playing like a total douche?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy spins, then sits. But for the first inning he continues to stink up the NLCS.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Moyer, Rollins, Howard

Carried us in September. Have killed us in October.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rollins is killing us…he needs to step it up or else we are dead.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, cause that Howard kid is tearing it up

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be hysterical if the Eagles are the only NFC East team to win this weeknd

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

very possible

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kuo with a little sissy dance after striking out Werth.

Still, we’re sunk.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Jayson Werth – sad

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

5 minutes to sheldon – 5 minutes to sheldon

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s that old adage about great in the field and then batting in the next half of an inning?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re spent?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right – it’s a load of poo

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adage: How many times do you see it – someone makes a great play in the field and leads off the next inning?

Answer: 1 in 9.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Chase was destined to screw up?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We officially suck tonight

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Not yet. I’m willing to wait to see PB hit.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIth the inevitable outcome of Howards at bat – all he can do is make it 5-4

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Take that!

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone recall the outcome of EVERY phillies game in LA this year
and the outcome of EVERY dodgers game in Philadlephia this year?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

Saving grace! And we have Hamels going Wednesday.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s our best chance. But if we lose that, I won’t be feeling good.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we lose that i’m putting all my energy into figuring out how to make basketball journey a real web site and figuring out how to scrape web sites for box score stats

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given the season record, I was hoping for a road victory from the phils, though.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you could guarantee the perpetuation of that trend for another week, I’d take it.

But we’ll need to beat Kuroda and a full-rest Lowe to make it work. I have trouble seeing that.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll only have to beat one of them

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope so, but not if the home-team dominance pattern continues.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole Hamels is already planning how to make people forget Brett Myers plate appearances in game 2.

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to update more thoroughly for those of us not watching any more :)

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inside pitch, Dodgers fans whine

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re hungry – they ran out of win early

ANd some of them may have to evacuate their houses later

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

one up, one down. Brisk, refreshing. to think pitching inside correlates.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard to lead off next inning. All is well, ALL IS WELL!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you been watching?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to feel my sarcasm. BTW-Browns up 27-14

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So now we are talking about Jon Lester and Josh Beckett

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa—Fox became a hardcore porn network so gradually, I didn’t even notice!

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What did I miss?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did that WebMD thing, talking about Josh Beckett’s butt. The figure had no sex organs, though I gather it was a male.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

D’oh!

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

word. That graphical representation of Beckett’s right oblique muscle was smokin’

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies/Rays

I’d like to see the Phillies and the Rays at this point just because it would piss off fox.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d rather see the red sox, rays/philies history is on the rays side

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously – are the Dodgers reading the phillies signs or something – they seem to be ALL OVER first pitches

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

So howard can make an accurate throw only whilst falling

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard nearly made it a two-fer

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

So that’s the key. Ryan needs to be off-balance on his throws. eureka

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard is an adventure on every bunt

The Dodgers should bunt to him every time.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

What are the odds in Vegas on Ryan Howard hitting a homer in this series?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Against the hard throwing korean?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, THAT is a statistical impossibility.

I mean at any point in the series.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he Taiwanese?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure why DirecTV chose to sponsor the DirtCam.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a particularly flattering view, I might add.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just not flattering, but what the hell does it add?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

“New” factor. Next thing you know, they’ll get old, immobile guys to hit for the pitchers.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

“when you have more bandwidth than decent content, choose DirecTV.”

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

7th inning -- show the stadium, Fox

Bet the Dodgers fans are leaving already.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cause they know it’s over?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Play GBA on car horns exiting the parking lots,

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is it

If they don’t hit this inning, who bats in the ninth? Feliz, Ruiz, and Coste/Bruntlett? Ugh!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BK

This BurgerKing commercial is atrocious.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WHich one? They all stink.

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crazy 70s troubadour one.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it worse than the berries n’ cream scary person?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

TiVo

I don’t normally watch commercials at all since I have TiVo and never watch live TV. Except for the playoffs.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just turn the game on 30 minutes late :)

Or channel surf during commercials like i do

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have old TiVo so we can’t tape one thing and watch another, so I can’t watch this on delay – have to use the separate live feed.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ones with the creepily vicious king/clown are compelling. Wish he could get it over with and just go after Ronald McDonald with a cleaver.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard, Blanton, Cholly, Myers, et al

This team, if it fails to win the NLCS, has a future on the competitive eating circuit.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat the Bat

Time to live up to the name . . . again!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Stung back through the box by Howard for a leadoff single.

Please, Pat.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff DP!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Color me impressed. See, Ryan…great things happen when you are ahead in the count my man.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Frank Torre has more spare parts than my 74 Gremlin!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid

Why bother with this charade? Just tell the ump you want another few minutes rather than the slow walk and the wait for the umpire schtick?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You have no respect for history and tradition – Buzz Bissinger hates you

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. Slavery was a tradition too…wonder if Bissinger respects that.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a crotchety old white man whose ‘golden era’ was before civil rights – so probably

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And who needs a batting helmet?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he respects default credit swaps and high risk mortgages. You just sign some papers and they give you a lot of money! what could go wrong?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How come no one told me about this before the collapse – i could use some cash

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m all for a pitch clock count. Sub 2-hour games here we come.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel proved how ‘relevant’ he is when he did the stupidity that started with Shane Victorinos bunt

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pick 6 for the Browns!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

33-14 Brownies

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least the Giants are going to lose.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double fail by Eli there. How can you not push the guy out of bounds?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously that was just a give up

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone still watch 24?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

I mean is it for jump the shark laughability – prison break is excellent for that

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again, people watch American Idol and I’ve NEVER understood why

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanted it too much. Swung at a crap pitch and popped it up. Or as I initially typed, “pooped.”

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

VICTORINO!!!!!!! TAKE THAT LA

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Love me some Shane!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Shane Victorino says “Don’t ever make me bunt again you old buffoon”

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. This game does not feel tied.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

it would feel like larceny to win it. but I’m up for it. you, FM?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares HOW you win if you win.

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, kangaroo court fine for missing the bunt sign.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The Flyin Hawaiian has the Dodgers Cryin!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

the daily news just called for your copyright permission

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball gods

I take back everything I said before.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon, you know there’s a pretty good chance they’ll fist us again.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just makes it better.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But come on – all the other NFC East teams lost when they shouldn’t have this “weekend.” The Phils need some luck too.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Stairs

Professional hitter (10 years ago).

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinch hit Myers!!!!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

They are first-pitch ripping here in the 8th. The ball Feliz hit was a shot too.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Stairs to earn a paycheck

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Stairs could pass as a truck driver.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks like Hnak Frfaley’s older brother

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, the booze is kickin in

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So coste did what now?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's my bipolar medication?

Screw it…just get me a beer.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Combined weight?

What’s the combined weight here for pitcher/batter?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty sure they couldn’t both ride the same elevator.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

measured in scottish stones?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If not for Howard, we are up 5-4 right now.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Or if not for Charlie we’d be winning by more

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stairs looks like he needs to take the stairs

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

STAIRS DELIVERS

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

AMAZING

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

OMFG

GET LIDGE UP

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

four-out save

They have J.C. for the first two guys, then Lidge for Ramirez, I’m guessing.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

HO BABY!!!!

HE BURIED IT!!!

HE BURIED IT!!!!

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I love being a Phillies fan!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a bomb

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

First HR off Broxton since July 2006.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy effing shit. He smashed that!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

A three-way- me, Stairs, and Shaney!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

My gf is rubbing it in that I was completely wrong when i doubted the phillies had a chance in this game

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

my girlfriend just got up and said “and I’m the emotional one” and went into the bedroom …

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me – women who understand sports – KEY for phillies fans

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

please resign pat burrell. that little hug made me want him even harder. no homo

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

he can tinkle on me any day.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fox

The announcers and producers have no clue what to do now that someone other than Manny or Torre was the key to the game.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Morty, get me the graphics boys, pronto!!!

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy effing shit. That ball is still in the air.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

McCarver, grammar police called. Neither was cheap.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright—nice walk from Rollins after getting down 0-2.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

thought the third pitch check call was generous but whatever.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you GET a cheap home run in Chavez Ravine?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay everyone, not over yet.

Nonetheless, is it just me or does Matt Stairs look like a mechanic who just happens to play baseball occasionally?

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He can be the mechanic in my gay pr0n video after that shot.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it

Can this inning stop all the complaining from those who say the Phils score too many runs on the HR?

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Right after people stop calling CBP a band box that’s next on the list

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rollins walks -- now I know I'm just dreaming this

I actually passed out 2 innings ago from the booze.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

We have there big guns up in the bottom half … make something happen Werth

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy effing hell. How did he hit that so hard?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

JROLL walks,

a bookend game not bad. Steal. Continue this nightmare for the Dodgers.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Clear the benches- Headhunter!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope that is the beginning of a 2 year slump for Broxton (a la Pujols-Lidge) where everyone cites that homerun as the beginning of his struggles.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously. How does anyone hit this guy?

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, other than unemployed truck drivers.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was Russel Branyan-esque.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speed

The Phils have speed on the bases this post-season? Who knew it before that?!?!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins steal, gift strike call.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Weight answer

According to espn.com, Stairs/Broxton is 210/290 – for a nice round 500.

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Broxton is 290?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the sideburns, methinks.

Christ, my wife needs me to take the dog out. It’s not like she can’t walk him herself just because of her recent foot surgery. I mean, she has vicodin, for crying out loud.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put him on the patio

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

With one foot on the scale.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

G'night all

I’m watching the rest upstairs with no computer. Pleasure “watching” with you. Go Phils!

by David S. Cohen on Oct 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s talk about him now that he’s gone

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s totally “oh i love the phllies”

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. And did you see what he was wearing, I mean, what up with that/

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like “Army Strong”?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Romero is coming in I am guessing?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Romero for 2, Lidge for 4, if all goes well.

Six outs is a lot.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

These last two innings are going to give me mad ’rhea.

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh crap. J.C. doing his “I gon walk guyz” thing.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe I will go walk the dog.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Manny, and his dreads

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw strikes man…please don’t start with this stuff.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

YES

Couldn’t have drawn that up any better!

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice DP

empty bases for Manny

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I put it back on FOX because of all the ughs – to see the end of the DP

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Tailor made DP!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

love this acting by cholly

by char6587 on Oct 13, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he does a great fat, old guy.

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really almost believe that he is in fact a fat old guy

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s actually Brad Pitt

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that’s method acting. I wonder what his motivation is?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this Lidge for 4 business…he hasn’t been used for a 4 out save all season…

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Now you’re just reaching for things to complain about

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not complaining, that’s being extremely nervous.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

even more nervous

because the Dodgers just brought there guy in for a 4 out save …. and … well you know what happened

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

here. we. go.

Lidge four-out save try.

Hold me.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, both my hands are busy

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies fans could learn a little bit from Red Sox fans who don’t worry when papelbon comes in for 6 out saves

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Lidge has been pretty damn good this year – and closers, even Papelbon are over rated

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I think this was a mistake.

Should have pitched around Manny and gone after Loney with J.C.

Though I guess then they could have PH’d Nomar for Loney.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

wrong

I was wrong—Martin’s up next.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Lidge pitch a meaningless inning in the playoffs at some point?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No, but he pitched the last inning of Game Four when they had a four-run lead. No save.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lidge should hit manny in the dick

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Girls don’t have those things.

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lidge should hit manny in the dick vulva

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are very safe cars

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was funny – i’m laughing out loud

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope Manny has to piss

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny is really, really good

I don’t care if he wipes his ass with towels

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Lidge—go right at him here. No walks.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe should have walked him.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this ump so much

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That was bad. Should have thrown a slider to that shitbag.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck Manny

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he had Ramirez struck out on 1-2.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s what I am saying.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I think Ruiz moved to much to get the call

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, more reasons to hate Ruiz huh?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paging Mr. Ramirez

the gentleman at the bar with a laptop wanted me to tell you to “bite me.”

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

i’ve seen this before

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

hate Ruiz

How can you let two of those go by?

You called the slider, a-hole.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh jesus christ you are kidding me

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Lou Marson eligible for the World Series roster?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

If he self destructs after that I am gonna go find Ruiz and beat him to death.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Buck loves to say Big Swing. He’s gay

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

They said something about lefties liking Lidges slider?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loney is a high fastball hitter ...

stop calling it RUIZ!!!

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m pretty sure that was left, buck

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He was referring to Tim's hand

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(heavy sigh of relief) 3 more boys, only three more

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

PHEW

I need like 15 runs in the top of the 9th

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ok – i’ll settle for 7

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

exhale

Thank you, Lidge.

Still, threw a ton of pitches there thanks to the damn ump and Ruiz.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

a day off and a steal in LA ... worth it

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop counting chickens

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not calling it over ... just that inning ...

getting through the heart of there order when threatening like that was worth it … not the game … sorry.

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biggest WHEW yet….And 3 more outs yet to be had. Oh dear. Where can I get some Valium?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

plus the bottom of the order coming up

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s a referendum on the ballot in California about gay marriage – the ads are truly offensive

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

my husband hates those too (giggle)

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one with Gavin Dumbass Newsom screwing it up for us?

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometihng about the california supreme court ignoring 4,000 people

The city of los angeles has a population of 8 million…dumb ass recareactionaries need to learn about numbers.

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The No side just has to win the vote. I sent them some bucks last week. What I worry about is that the economic downturn will somehow hurt them.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I expect the no side will win….my boss is a flaming democrat and really on me to vote for Obama – when did California go to a republican presidential candidate who wasn’t from the state? I’m just curios

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Broxton still in, interesting.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nice start Chase!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley leadoff single.

This would be a nice occasion for, you know…

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If howard hits a homer I am sending every TGP reader a present!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer caysh

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the higlight of his career isn’t it?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it wasn’t that minor-league dinger I saw him hit in Reading in the early 1990s?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the highlight of YOUR career

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A dinger would be nice about now

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley could run here. Just have to make sure it’s the breaking ball.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

should have ran but nice slide

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 13, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard, Howard, Howard.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 13, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruntlett vs. Broxton

Can’t expect much here, I guess.

by dajafi on Oct 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Bet you said that when Stairs batted too

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stairs was the Hail Mary, but he’s obviously capable. Bruntlett only hits against the Mets, in weird circumstances.

by dajafi on Oct 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of weird circumstance – what the hell

by jemagee on Oct 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have an obscure trivia question

Has a Rule V player ever won the MVP in the NLCS or any LCS?

by jemagee on Oct 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah -- Victorino.

It’s in the bag.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is no statistical proof of jinxes.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no statistical proof there isn’t one

Didn’t you see what the dodgers did to the cubs, the curse the curse

by jemagee on Oct 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant before – that’s the kind of crap jayson stark writes about – so if you’re hiding out here looking for INTELLIGENT baseball analysis – feel free to steal

by jemagee on Oct 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bruntlett just did! but it didn’t work. cause you jinxed it.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why did Shane get fined?

by jemagee on Oct 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

For barking.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

For constantly fucking up Fox’s plans for a Dodgers-Sox World Series

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bruntlett: the dumbest overeducated guy in MLB

by dajafi on Oct 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m serious – I think the Dodgers have stolen the phillies signs

Did they change them when Bowa left?

by jemagee on Oct 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Good call on the pitchout Bruntlett is pretty bad at baseball.

Lidge back to work now.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

If Microsoft has all this moeny – shouldn’t they know how to make commercials that don’t suck?

by jemagee on Oct 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Or operating systems that don’t suck.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

If [the Yankees] have all this money – shouldn’t they know how to make [a lineup] that doesn’t suck?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nervous. Probably a good thing I haven’t eaten.

by dajafi on Oct 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

consider drinking a lot now.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garciaparra up… pops it up. There’s one!

by dajafi on Oct 14, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

One Garciaparra?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

is worth many, many Italian lire.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 14, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nomar backwards is Ramon

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

1 down

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

2 down

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 14, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeaaaahh

Swingandamiss for Out #2.

by dajafi on Oct 14, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

A steal in LA is HUGE

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

That was the sweetest win in many moons- Get a good night’s sleep- see ya Wednesday!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

Feliz FTW

I love you all!

by dajafi on Oct 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

a nice “fuck yeah” from Dobbs there

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Cut to Manny!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Makes me feel SOOOOOO good!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 14, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Sweetest victory in...28 years.

The Dodgers are Victorino’s bitches.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

The Giants lose … the Phils come back and win … what a good night … see you guys Wednesday

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 14, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

is this the first 1000+ comment game thread on TGP?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 14, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

now stairs is making me cry

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 14, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Imagine how he’s making the Dodgers feel

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus there’s an out-of-control, sexually aroused Chris Coste roving the lockerrooms too.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we don’t have to ask if he’s a pitcher or a catcher…

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

One more win…

I feel like singing!

Only thing we did that’s right,/was the day we started to fight,/keep your eyes on the prize,/ hold on, hold on…

by FuquaManuel on Oct 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, this was a classic

I can’t think of another Phillies game that was this entertaining/riveting since 1993. This was a treat. Hopefully, they can get one more from LA.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

not even the sight of eric karros’ gigantic skull can diminish my glee

by Putsy Caballero. on Oct 14, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

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