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World Series Game Four Recap: Delayed "Lost a contact lens" edition

Has something truly unfortunate ever happened to you on the day of a tremendous occasion that you've been looking forward to for, well, your entire adult life?

Thanks to my wife's 30th birthday gift of a 2008 Phillies Sunday season ticket plan to me, I was able to get tickets to last night's game.  Just, wow.  Greatest birthday gift ever?  Now I'm on notice for her 30th birthday next year.  Anyone know what it'd take to coax Pete Sampras out of retirement?

Contact lens wearers should sympathize with me.  I lost a contact lens before the game last night.  Don't even know what happened, but the dreaded blur-and-PLOP! from my left eyeball occurred around 7 PM.  And being the dope that I am, I didn't bring a spare pair of glasses, and I live two hours from the ballpark, so I got to watch the game in a smudgy binocular haze from my otherwise excellent seats.  Thankfully I still had my dominant eye, and I saw well enough to know that it was a TREMENDOUS game and that I really, really promise never to call Joe Blanton "Cookies" ever again.

Anyway, there can be little doubt that yesterday was the greatest Philadelphia sports day in, well... ever?  An Eagles victory, a Phillies World Series thrashing, coming the day after a landmark Penn State victory over THE Ohio State University.  Does it get any better?

And at the risk of speaking too soon, unless Evan Longoria picks it up, I am left to wonder if the crowd and its "EVA!" chants are just completely emasculating the poor li'l fella.  I have no reason to doubt that he's a nice human being and a terrific young ballplayer, but the savages in this town are just ruining him.  I feel kind of skeezy, like I'm watching dog fights or bear baiting, but I don't care.

 

 

 

 

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cookie, huh?

Some Oakland A’s fans have called Blanton “cupcakes.” Whatever, he pitched a very good game (actually, he’s done pretty well against the Rays the past few years) – and that HR? As Blanton himself said “sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.”

Longoria is a very special rookie player, but the Phillies have definitely scouted him well. But even though the Rays have tonight’s game stacked against them, I would caution against overconfidence. They have done well against adversity all season long. The Phillies cannot afford to lose their edge tonight…it wouldn’t be a good idea to let this series return to Tampa.

by OaklandSi on Oct 27, 2008 11:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel your pain, WC. If you had found the lens, would you have rinsed it and put it back in? As for the gift: awesome. Assuming Sampras is unavailable, that’s got to merit something on the Trip to Paris level.

Upton also came up pretty small in the face of verbal abuse. Not sure if that could be heard on TV, but it was pretty loud where I was.

by taco pal on Oct 27, 2008 12:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not sure if Paris is her cup of tea these days, but I think said gift is definitely going to involve airfare and accomodations for two in lovely (FILL IN THE BLANK).

(Clearwater, FL? lol. It’s like that creepy Burger King commercial with the sissies and their lutes).

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by WholeCamels on Oct 27, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was said to Upton? I missed it

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 27, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard mostly chants of “MELVIN! MELVIN!” (his birthname of course)

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by WholeCamels on Oct 27, 2008 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, with some “BOSSMAN” thrown in.

by taco pal on Oct 27, 2008 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love it! i hope they get more creative tonight…

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 27, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother and I were doing it in our section, but nobody else joined in. Then we heard it echoing across the outfield…

I was explaining to my wife that “B.J.” stood for “Bossman Junior,” and the old guy in front of me turned around and said, “I thought it was for ‘Budding Jerkoff.’”

by dajafi on Oct 27, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried to start an “EVA’S HITLESS clap clap CLAPCLAPCLAP” chant, but was brutally shushed by the very long foul ball that Longoria struck in the 8th inning. I considered this a warning shot across my bow courtesy of BaseBa’al, and decided to quit while I was ahead.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 27, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe try for found two tonight?

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 27, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey guys… i have a serious question here..

now i realize if anyone from the media asks the Rays players what they’re feeling right now and how they approach the rest of the series and all, the response will be something along the lines of, “Well, it’s not over yet. We’ve shown our character all season long. Now it’s win or go home. We have to take one game at a time and not worry about anything else” blah blah blah blah…

in reality, let’s be honest… how do you think they feel in that clubhouse today?? i mean, i’m sure some of them have to have the, “well, this is over…” feeling even if they won’t admit it out loud…

and what happens if they go 1, 2, 3 in the first and we come up and spot 3 or 4 runs… does the rest of their team pack it in at that point? i’m just curious as to how you guys think they feel right now… not what they’re telling the media

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 27, 2008 1:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you wanted to be a real dork, get a piece of paper and poke a hole in it and hold it up to your eye missing the lens. Your eye will refocus itself on the hole and you’ll be able to see (might need to move the paper around to get the distance right).

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 27, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting tidbit

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 27, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, where were you last night when I needed you?

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by WholeCamels on Oct 27, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the important question is why don’t you have a web enabled phone that would enable you to post while you were there questing for advice :)

by jemagee on Oct 27, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whenever I call up TGP on my iPhone, I get the “SBN cannot yet support mobile posting—thanks for your patience!” message.

As if I have any patience for that.

by dajafi on Oct 27, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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