Tell me you're not jealous

The wife and I made last-minute plans for an overnighter to Pittsburgh and I can finally see PNC Park.  I'd love nothing more than to see the Phils do well.  So who are the Saturday night Phils I get to see? Evidently they're gonna look something like:

Eric Bruntlett, Brad Harman, Carlos Ruiz and his .484 OPS, Greg Dobbs, Utley, Burrell, Worth, Jenkins, [the three top relievers are unavailable after two days on in a row, so once Kendrick leaves in the fourth, I guess Durbin goes two, then Madson, Condrey? Seanez for sure!] and starring...

Kyle Kendrick!  Woo-hoo!

At least I'll get to see PNC and have a Primanti Bros. sandwich with french fries inside.  Oh, and we're facing Matt Morris and his 9+ ERA.  Damn.  Actually that's good - I think my wife gets bored with pitching duels - no chance of that!  Although she also gets sick of games that go on for four hours...