Anchorman joke: Phillies at Padres, 8/16/08
Philadelphia Phillies at San Diego Padres, Aug 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT
Sweet victory! The Phillies manage to win a ballgame last night thanks to the ageless Jamie Moyer, and the wholly competent Pat Burrell. The offense is still inexplicably awful, but the "wins" all count the same.
If it's San Diego, there must be a half-hearted Anchorman joke. Easy, lazy, sloppy. If there are any San Diegans out there, how sick are you of being associated with that film?
Tonight the Phillies face right-hander Chad Reineke, making his major league debut. And, if you've followed the Phillies for any length of time, you know we're about to witness a 7 IP/ 3 H / 1 R masterpiece.
Kyle Kendrick gets the ball for the Phillies.
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New pitcher+Phillies offense=very few runs
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First test of the night: 1st and 3rd, 1 out.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nearly failed…Small disaster averted. Terrible AB by Howard still.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Shane!
I like him in the 6 hole.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They saw 36 pitches in the first. Get out of this unscathed—and it’s nice to see a first-pitch out—and we should have smooth sailing.
by dajafi on Aug 16, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit Kendrick. RBI hit to the pitcher…after running a full count.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s really starting to fall apart again.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get him the hell out of there…he’s a compete mess.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And just like that: 5-3 Padres.
Bang that’s the sound of me shooting myself in the head.
Kendrick, screw you…two weak ass showings in a row.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home
I see Jim-Me’s struggles continue…what a shame. It’s Karma Jim-Me. Karma.
by Steve-O- on Aug 16, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me 3 runs will be the extent of our scoring on this night.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 16, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually I have noticed 6 hits is becoming normal, therefore a HPB, BB and HR gets us even. Sigh
by Steve-O- on Aug 16, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eyre coulda K'd
Should have saved So till when we really ‘needed’ him. Geesh what shit.
by Steve-O- on Aug 17, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am thinking about taking a break from this team until September. This is just too difficult to watch.
by FuquaManuel on Aug 17, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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