NLCS Game Five Discussion Thread, October 21, 2009
Los Angeles Dodgers at Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM EDT
Here we are again, sitting one game away from a second consecutive World Series berth.
On the hill? 2008 postseason legend Cole Hamels. Opposed by? Former Phillie Vicente Padilla.
Drama, intrigue, etc.
Please win. Don't burn stuff.
Discuss the game below.
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OH MY GOD. So nervous. We could make the WORLD SERIOUS again!!
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SO VERY +
Let’s get this, Dreamboat. Go Cole.
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That pitch track is haywire!!! imagine wacky eyes
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
From a Giants fan
Go Phillies
Beat LA
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bold prediction: Pedro Feliz will have a hit.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hitting the sauce early, were you???
but hey you were correct, sir
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 22, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sooo ready.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not if, but how much.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ready for a win
I love drama, but a little less than on Monday would be okay.
I can’t believe Padilla will be able to shut the Phillies down twice in a row.
by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Btw, my throat is still soar from game 4.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure where soar came from…but, whatever, we gone hit!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My jaw hurts from screaming. Yeah, that’s it…
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitch your heart out Cole. Do it for Harry.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The poles are pre-greased for your comfort, Dodgers—- just bend over and take them.
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
27 outs from the WS baby!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
26
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
False…as of right now we are infinity outs away from the World Series. After Ryan Howard homers we will be 24 outs from the World Serious.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy made the last game 27 outs.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, another postage stamp sized strike zone.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another small strike zone
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, man, Cole having to stay too close to the middle of the plate.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup. Hopefully this strike zone expands as Cole starts hitting his spots.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cole baby!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers plan is not to swing? Guess they want to get to the pen.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty smart idear, don’t ya say?
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
breaking ball?
You mean curveball?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
omg we are so going to CRUSH Padilla.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FEESTED!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NEVER THROW A HIGH FASTBALL AGAIN COLE. He always misses with that pitch.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was bad Cole. That was REALLY bad.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit. Ethier with a homer off of a lefty.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
1-0 Dodgers
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Well, there’s the home run Cole always gives up. Still…I hate effing Ethier.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikezone doing that to him?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, one thing’s for sure: he isn’t bothering to try to paint the corners, because those pitches apparently aren’t strikes.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny with a single
Ergh.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Positive thoughts…positive thoughts…positive thoughts
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He keeps missing with the high fastball. He’s gonna get crushed on that eventually.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not getting the corners tonight
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, inside there…
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I had any faith in the competence of these umpires, I’d say, “At least the Phillies hitters will get those calls.” This postseason, however, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a balk called with no one on base or even on the field.
by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please… give Vicente Padilla the same dime-sized strike zone. Please.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That will not be the end of it.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
of what
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too many fastballs there. He just fouled 4 off so why would Ruiz call another one?
by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I kept waiting for him to throw something down in the dirt or a foot outside but Hamels just kept firing strikes.
by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t understand while he only gave Etheir one curveball. The changeup has been getting hit hard by lefties.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But it seems like whenever he throws that curveball for a strike, it just hangs.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, time for the Padilla Tequilla!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Vicente Cerveza
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s where the early run hurts.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla getting the corners. Fuck me.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s earned it unlike Cole.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 freakin pitches.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A bastion of home runs?
BTW – I call fail on the direcTV commercial since it has a dead guy in it.
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know, I didn’t know how to feel about that. But didn’t the Poltergeist one have the same thing?
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh right, but most people forget she’s dead don’t they?
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very nice AB Chase.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Walked Chase. Ryan up.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A walk. Hey, there’s a novel idea…taking pitches.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Padilla went for the kidneys, first pitch.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kneecaps on the second.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard must have eaten the worm.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Threw at him TWICE!
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Howard better watch out, Padilla's a headhunter
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And a cannibal.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sometimes really wish Buck Martinez was the Dodgers announcer. We would have swept them in three games.
by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep, that’s what I meant. And I haven’t even started drinking.
by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Buck Martinez really saying that you should pitch around Howard, with a man on first base, in the first inning?
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s go Jayson. He walked Howard because he doesn’t respect you.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Werth makes Padilla pay.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1.50, mybe 2 bucks?
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to breath air
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to breathe oxygen
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to breathe carbon dioxide. I am a tree.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good cause if you person you dead
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He paid.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Shane and Jimmy
You idiots
Chase and Ryan
Now, if you are patient with Padill you will pound him and wait patiently for the yankees to beat the angels.
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a little more from Werth and Ibanez.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You see, Ibanez is struggling even more so Padilla will pitch around Werth here to get to him. And maybe walk in a run to face Pedro Feliz instead.
/Buck’d
by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See how this could have been a sweep if you guys hda any common sense in gme 2?
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want someone to do research on 3-0 counts and the BABIP league wide when people swing at the ‘big ft obvious strike’ that’s coming
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a Batsignalish device
Whatever could we call it…?
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just taking a shot in the dark – but the matt-signal?
I want a matt-phone
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need to calculate your right fielder’s SLG on BIP? There’s a Matt for that.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh – i’m going to do it – just don’t have time yet :)
I hve list of things I want to look at this off season combined with internship duties
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Werth has to swing there.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope – really he didn’t
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jayson, that was the pitch
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fortunately, he got 2 that pitches.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wanted to wait to make it more dramatic
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kilter = da hook
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to reverse jinx us to the World Series.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WERTHYYYYYY
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WERTH!!!!!!
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTG WERTH!
That’s a nice answer in the bottom of the 1st!
by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was ther a question?
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's like Jeopardy and you have to supply the question
Besides, I like “answer” better than “counterpunch”
by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, can the Phils respond to the Dodger’s first inning run scored in the bottom of the inning?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Werth can only hit HRs now. Talk about beer muscles.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep the pressure on. Cole…you have been granted runz.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Ibanez
don’t swing at bad pitches.
M’ky?
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Padilla has nothing in the tank
fortuitous change of events for us
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Padilla is a dunce!!
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheels is preaching space cadet to 5 people.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both pitchers threw 23 in the first inning.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
our guy got to 2-strike counts fwiw….
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ewww…meow!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nd look at it go
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would have been a 5-run homerun if Jimmy and Shane weren’t mentally retarded! ZOMG!
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Comcast would have been awesome if they said…
“Cole Hamels ya knows”
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sitting in night class until 10pm, following the game on a mobile version of ESPN gamecast is the most nerveracking experience ever.
by Sals Stache on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
You’ve never been married had a child or been in a high speed chase
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you done any of that either?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No – but i’m pretty sure they’re all more nervewracking than the outcome of a sporting event
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have. been married and with the wife for all 3 kids
no high speed chases though
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 22, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddamn, Padilla looks like the Night Stalker.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok – this is irritating
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a 6 AM flight tomorrow. Leaving the house at 3:30.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh jeezus.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Cole. Why does he keep throwing that pitch?
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a hunch that the difference between this year and last yer is the pitches COle has been throwing, and when.
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ Cole
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop it already.
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably not going to happen
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One can hope that common sense will prevail at some point
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another lefty homerun.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please stop exchanging HRs, please, Cole
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I will exchange a solo HR for 3 run HR every inning of this game
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so we win, 24-9. You read it here first.
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus fucking Christ, Cole. Never throw that high strike again. Ever.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, “try” to throw that high strike. Because it never works.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How would we know – he never gets it where ruiz wants it – which is kind of pathetic.
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JAMES FUCKING LONEY ONLY HITS HOMERUNS AGAINST US!
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Against our lefties, too. Unreal.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only against Cole Hamels!
by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
does he have no other waste pitches than a slow breaking ball over the plate?
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s pitching like a real moron right now.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame Ruiz. I think he’s calling a crappy game right now.
by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP ABOUT THE HUMIDOR
Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned
by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is shaping up to be a 27-9 game.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You too.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’re both wrong
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, because they are only scoring 1 here. 1 run per inning for them, 3 per inning for us.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the phillies don’t bat in the 9th if they are up 24-9
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
24-9
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
27 outs from the WS baby!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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26
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
False…as of right now we are infinity outs away from the World Series. After Ryan Howard homers we will be 24 outs from the World Serious.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha you are retarded.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a complete joke, just so you know.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Special, or challenged
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am making fun cause you busted me on this earlier and then did it even worse yourself.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If embarrassment were an emotion I was capable of feeling over the internet, I would be that.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you feel emotions that aren’t anger?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad we cleared that up then
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For future reference:

http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dude where do you find these images LMAO
by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
images.google.com
it’s this new fangled invention
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow – that made me sad now
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, but slightly annoying
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, only slightly? I was going for full on irritating to the stupid question askers
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just made it. Photoshopz!
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Copyright infringement :)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair use; parody
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You hd sex with your mother in an outhouse?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, Mr. Flynt.
I got an “A” in Intro to Intellectual Property
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got an A in biophysical chemistry
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should patent some lifeforms.
I glued wings onto a cat. Thoughts?
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Un impressive
but I could trigger your PCD pathways if you get tired of living ever…let me know
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s see how Cole does this inning, then we’ll talk.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss studying PCD – so damn interesting
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up your DBs…the Dodgers have scored 6 runs in 2+ games against us here.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tried to get him to chase there.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Feliz brought his glove tonight.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So thank you NBC news link on the side, you finally gave me good news – Steve Philips on Leave
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ron darling
God, why is Ron Darling, the annoying mets announcer speaking. Could he beee more biased.
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nooo
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously though living in the CT area, i have to suffer through that BS all yr round, about how hard it is to hit in CITI opposed to CBP…
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Craig Sager dresses so badly to distract from his godawful hair piece
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Um wha wha wha?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There might be a lot of home runs tonight
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIZ HR!!
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Pete!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heyyy Feliz
someone finally coming to the party
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God we missed that
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What, crushing Padilla? Been saying that all night.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was like 22 months pregnant.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
World of Warcraft is involved?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bold prediction: Pedro Feliz will have a hit.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bows
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh – if you said homeurn i’d be impressed
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have prefaced that bow with sarcasm tags.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only thing cooler than posting on an anonymous forum is citing the predictions you make at the beginning
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s cooler than cool?
Definitely not you
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will never get anywhere treating your helmet as a lunchbox son
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least tht gives me a chance to get somewhere
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s always entertaining to see your witty comebacks
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad I could be entertaining to you – if you could carry at least a little weight, it’d be nice
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
truth
getting compliments online from a stranger is akin to democracy in cuba
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow – keep trying on the metaphors…though I expect you’re just stealing the stuff from somewhere else – too creative
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch
that was honestly from the hip
when i miss on the metaphors its very obvious because they are very bad
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow 2 guys in bullpen warming up, for LAD
by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s win or go home and padilla is pitching like crap – why be surprised?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to wonder – if Hamels could go today on regular rest – couldn’t Kershaw?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well apparently according dodgers blog, padilla is the best postseason pitcher there is
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Padilla had that sparkling start in Game 2. Torre thought he could replicate that.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh right, I forgot Torre has managed this series lights out :)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know the exact counts but if Hamels is on right rest, so is kershaw, and lefty is better (in theory) against the phillies than a righty…thanks torre
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“MattS on the Hamels HR given up: Um, bad time to post that article of mine”
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy seems to have missed all the good at bats – idiot
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one walk off hit in playoff>>>several bad ABs
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe for you…
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe in the past, but what have you done for me lately.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch, jimmy thats ok I dont forget game 4 so quickly!
by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shutdown inning from Cole would be somewhat encouraging.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WET LUZINSKI
check your email
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WholeCamels is getting drunk and high, so, do the links tomorrow!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
High on Ambien so I can sleep on a goddamned airplane
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait – it’s supposed to be hard to sleep on airplanes?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m 6’4"
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m 6’ – i just always make sure i get aisle / emergency row seats – or at least used to – i’ve suddenly discovered that i’m terrified to fly any more…
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I’m a very fussy sleeper. Meh. I’ll live.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven’t even mentioned my double eff up.
Pearl Jam on Oct 28th (first day of the WS) and then flying to Europe on the 5th, which is game 7.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t that a triple? Paying money to see pearl jam AND it being on the first day of the WS counts as two right?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but it is offset by not reading your posts during the game.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather read belmont_shore posts for 3 hours than listen to pearl jam live
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s good you aren’t in charge of my checkbook then.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, late to the chatter, just got kids to bed. Will do.
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone check out the BP roundtable? Using their B team for the Phils Dodgers…
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Swartz there? (I kid, Matt!)
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swartz made regular appearances on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DULL SURPRISE
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla starring in “Alien from L.A.”? /Wheels’d
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz should have caught that
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am going to chalk up all of Cole’s struggles this year to his wife’s pregnancy.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s cause you’re a sexist :)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This at-bat again… ugh
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s over
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont feel like looking at manny this inning
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone make him go away?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Cole.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he’s settling into a groove.
by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like the “other” Cole Hamels has shown up!
by JohnIrvinKennedy on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean the same cole hamels as last year aside from his ungodly lucky BABIP last year?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to dana carvey anyway?
by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He never ever had any talent as a front man…he’s pure sidekickery
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually defer to you on pop stuff, but the Dana Carvey Show had some elements of brilliance—YouTube “World Leaders and Their Baths.”
And he hired Colbert and Carrell both, ten years before they became stars. Guy knows talent.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Dave Chappelle. And Charlie Kauffman.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not Christopher Titus – so that’s a fail
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Robert Smigel and Louis C.K.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re the one who finds Louis CK Funny then?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah – but as a front man he just didn’t have it – nothing wrong with being a sidekick – i’m an excellent side kick and a horrible front man – not everyone has the chops to carry stuff on their on…i have no doubt he’s very funny and talented but unless you’re the ‘front man’ – people don’t see you as a star – i was referring to ‘acting/stage’presence only
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn’t like that “Master of Disguise” movie or whatever that turd was called?
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like blank slate – it’s funny
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had some really bad health issues or heart problems caused by his doctor or something,
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heart problem
In 1997, he underwent open-heart surgery for a blocked artery, but the doctors operated on the wrong artery. Carvey, was suffering from Angina pectoris, later sued for medical malpractice and was awarded $7.5 million. He has had to undergo a total of five medical procedures (four angioplasties and one surgery) to correct his heart problems. Carvey stated in an interview with Larry King that he donated all the money awarded to him to charity.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are now on a 16-9 pace. The Eagles score a touchdown and make 3 field goals and the Rams kick three of their own.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the dodgers have 2 runs through 3 innings – want to try that math again?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least claim to be drinking heavily – you’re in college – we’ll believe you
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m too excited to type correctly.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or do basic multiplication?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it right in my mind, I swear, but when I went to type it, it just came out wrong.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god Eagles were so awful last sunday I had to take a drive and lite up a cig to calm my nerves
by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m faintly surprised Padilla is still in this game.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not complaining
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s two atrocious AB in a row for Shane.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Trying to make jimmy feel better
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla reminds me of Travis Lee.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you have to mention those two at once?
Just remind me of that depressingly awful trade.
by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually didn’t hate that trade at all.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade sucked, but honestly, do you think it really mattered? I mean that team wasnt going to win anything anyway.
by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Compared to most trades of that ilk, I think it was actually pretty fair.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that Cliff Lee guy a lot more
by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Utley on base in 25 straight postseason games. Can you imagine two years ago thinking that would happen?
by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine two years ago thinking that the phillies would play in 25 post season games?:)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely the better question, esp. as we already knew Chase was pretty good two years ago.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my implied amazement – that Utley or anybody on the Phillies would have the chance to get in 25 postseason games by now. That’s impressive.
by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to dream of 23/25 but this has exceeded that,
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rental Health Day – finally – something stupider than the most interesting man in the world
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like those Dos Equis commercials
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure some one does or they wouldn’t keep making them
I think they’re garbage
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Running list of things jemagee dislikes, from this thread alone:
1. Pearl Jam
2. Louis C.K.
3. Dos Equis ads
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Christopher Titus
I like the etrade commercial where the girl thanks ‘tank you mister’ – it’s funny
I like lewis black
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4. me
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would hve to care about you one way or another to dislike you
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss the Louis CK hate?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t find him funny…i apologize that not everyone has the same tastes in humor.
There are people who find ellen degeneres and wand sykes funny – i’m not sure why
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a large nodule in my neck, I hope it’s not cancer.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope and Faith – that’s a good way to deal with potential medical problems
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But a terrible tv show
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a Christian Scientist. Jesus will save me.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but jesus is a jew – so i’m not sure how that helps you
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure being a jew is like being a jet…
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
feels good jemageeing jemagee
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, depending on who you believe he lives in quahog or south park
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus was a Jew. He died a little more than 2000 years ago, unfortunately.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then how can he save you from your giant cancerous growth?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am guessing there might be a few more people in your basement that did that too…
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t have a basement. I have a walk-in freezer.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a head hunter…
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/brad pitt
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah ah ah, you didnt say the magic word
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dinosaur protein pops?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That comment leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont want them anywhere near my mouth
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They got to be pretty darn big.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus to dinosaur DNA to cumsicles – nice
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just wanted to write cumsicle.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANything fuqua can do i cn do, worser
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn’t kill them, he just “helped them die.”
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
then maybe you should return the favor?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling it’s just a cyst.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much like my boss who decided I had swine flu – you both probably have the same amount of medical training
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mom is a nurse. Plus…doctor’s are become obsolete nohow, WebMD all day.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah I see…well my moms and MD and crazy – so i can diagnose you from 3,000 miles away and analyze your emotoinal issues
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who gave Pinnochio machine guns in his butt?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nicolas Cage, wondering where it all went wrong
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rock?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
inclined to agree
that was survivable, though… until Con Air. That was the end.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah – at some point he just decided he wanted to be an ‘action hero’ – not sure why
though i shamefully admit i love the national treasure movies
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed both of those
It didnt get bad until Ghost Rider
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Astro Boy is a classic!
It’s actually almost 60 years old. Though I don’t remember the original version having machine guns in his butt.
by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, um, you know, Pinocchio
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
true that, though at least “A.I” pretty directly acknowledged the lineage
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually really liked AI until Spielberg went and gave us the happy ending with all the aliens, i’m pretty sure kubrick wouldn’t have done that.
Plus it had vincent chase in it
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think A.I. is pretty badly underrated. Not a great film, the ending is cumbersome but Spielberg claims it was Kubrick’s idea. Easy to say though, the guy can’t rebut him.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have we not had this conversation? A.I. is either the greatest bad movie ever made or the worst great movie, and I’ve never decided which.
If it had ended with the kid praying to the Blue Fairy, it wouldn’t have been a question. There are long stretches of that movie as good as anything I’ve ever seen.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure I remember, but I don’t buy spielbergs comments – does that alien moment feel like anything stanley kubrick EVER would have done?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does not. But as WC said, we can’t know, which kind of sucks.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the ‘existing body of work’ is strong indicator (at least to me) that spielberg is just trying to cover his happy ending ass becuse he ruined what was up to the point one of the best sci fi films of my life time
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s exactly why I almost feel he would have done it, it’s what we WOULDN’T have expected…
Ah, circular, no-answer discussions…
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he often did wht people didn’t expect but when did he ever do the ‘neat tidy happy ending’? (I hven’t seen all kubrick films…2001 keeps making me fall asleep)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry Dave
If you go from the perspective that Kubrick was trying to tell a “fairy tale,” then the happy ending seems appropriate.
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose, but then again, the ‘true’ original fairy tales tended not to have happy endings until Disney got their hands on them :)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point, in their Germanic origins they usually had children devoured by anthropomorphic beasts
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANd given his history it’s more likely Kubrick would go with the ‘true’ ending of a fairy tale – just to give the F.U. to the disney folk, no?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or “The Little Mermaid,” in which she doesn’t marry the prince and dies instead. Although that ending is kind of happy because she becomes an angel or something.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t get me started on that disney contraption of crap…oh i’m in love with a man i never met or had a conversation with and i’ll win his heart with only my body because i won’t have a voice.
Strong message disney
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you know, Disney movies are supposed to make girls think that they can make men fall in love with their voices/smarts/smiles/bodies in a G-rated way?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for Beauty and the Beast – the only disney movie I truly think is incredible (nd I wrote a paper on in college arguing that Belle was a strong feminist than that Jane Eyre chick)
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beauty and the Beast was my favorite because Belle, yeah she was beautiful but she wasn’t a completely worthless, helpless dumbass like the other heroines.
Yes, I’m a feminist.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that’s my whole point – she was the first true HEROINE of a disney movie – she IS the hero – she saves everyone -
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you always have to get the last word?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey dont dis on disney
they help pay the bills in this house
wife works there and i used to be security there
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever insult ESPN?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone seen a dodger fan in the crown this series… i though i saw one the game 4, much less representation here than philly fans in la
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chip is stretching for anything for the Dodgers.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I must be losing it, because most of what you guys are writing has struck me as comedy gold.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re drunk?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wine?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
red wine doesnt sit well with pizza…
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fruit punch?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Vodka
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just going with the Philly-area beers—one Yuengling, one Golden Monkey thus far. No dinner, and I didn’t really have lunch.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boone’s!
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawiian punch laced with vodka
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have vodka, no punch, maybe some red dye will suffice
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adds the risk of cancer…strong bold move
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
add a marlboro red with that, i will be dead by the 7th inning stretch
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably the best way to handle this game.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strike zone is chapping my ass this inning.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cole looking good now.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Happ And Blaton and Pedro warming?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cholly’s sure ain’t Torre that’s for sure.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you be so sure?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually serious – don’t burn through the bullpen early – if they put them away now and happ/pedro/blanton caan each give you 2 innings (generally I know it’s too many) they’re still rested come game 1
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I want is for Cole to get through the 5th and 6th innings.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a win? I hope…?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course a win.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we can get 6 from him, I will be happy. 3 innings from the bullpen with a 2 run lead is not gonna work though. There’s not enough xanax in the world.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming Park throws all 3 innings, yeah 2 runs should be enough
by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better increase the lead, then, because I think he’s 6 and done.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Duhamel has sex with her
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man we are fucking awesome.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 out of 6 RBI leaders are phillies.. hmmm
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY counting stats
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Werth’s first non-homerun this postseason?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least for this series.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Werth with a solid piece of hitting
by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How much will Jayson Werth count this off season…i just heard he’s agold glove right fielders
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean cost?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or should I say…
To 7. /jemagee
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Bull gives you…
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else worried
If we play the Yankees? They seem to have a better (deeper) lineup, same starting rotation and a slightly better bullpen. Maybe im just paranoid, but…
by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get there first
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the beginning of this series, didn’t the Dodgers have the deeper line up, better rotation, and better bullpen?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more referring to the talking heads than people who ctually know wht’s going on…as I understand it the phillies were doomed this series according to the heads.
The Yankees have been crowned chmpions since their first pitch against the Twins.
Seriously, in the past two yers, have the phillies really been favored by the ‘nation’ in any series?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Example eleventy trizillion on why the media is always wrong.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree. Lineups are very similar. Almost a wash.
by Have a Seat on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT THEY HAVE JETER?
DEREK FREKING JETER
He’s worth FIVE Chase Utleys
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that will be enough of that, pal
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it’s DEREK JETER
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont make me come over there
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the DEREK will protect me
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not from me
350 lb behemoth here
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jared pre subway can not stop the DEREK
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i might not be able to beat him in a foot race but
he has to stop sometime
by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is the irresistable force – you can not stop the DEREK
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God as if i dont enough of that here in CT,
this is not 1999
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the DEREK is immortal and perpetual…you will respect the DEREK
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I worried? Of course, but it will be fun.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T GO THERE YET
Seriously, if they make it, we’ve got the better part of a week to hash that all out.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Vicente Padilla,
You’re lucky that didn’t stay fair.
Signed,
Raul Ibanez
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sike.
signed,
Raul Ibanez
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla sucks.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
5-2
RAAAAUUUUULLLLLL
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ethier just kinda… I dunno man
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup. UZR hated him this year, and while I don’t want to overgeneralize from one play… I can kinda see why.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Ethier might have gotten to that. Helluva job by Werth to actually score on that then.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Werth was about two steps off second, then took off when it was obvious he wasn’t catching it.
Then Ethier bobbled the ball trying to pick it up at the wall.
by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there ‘SMALL BALL’ phillies style lol
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there goes Ron Darling taking a cheap shot at CBP again
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bye Vicente

Love, The Night Stalker
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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See I thought you were referring to Kolchk and had no idea what the resemblance was
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sike,
Love,
The Star in the Circle Club
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy for the dodgers is (much much) fatter
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So they tell me
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean really, this starting rotation is laughable for the Dodgers.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He hit a home run already – you honestly expect him to perform again?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, best be happy with what we’ve got.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Feliz might need glasses or something.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that’s why I would have bunted Feliz there.
Four run lead > three run lead
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so Cole can bunt them both into scoring position.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn’t count on that
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please Cole, don’t hit into a double play.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamels will obviously be bunting here. So I am going to say, preemptively, C’mon Jimmy!
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sherrill already up. Wow.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crowd seems better tonight than it was on Monday.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leads make for better crowds than playing from behind?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
imagine a throwdown between CC and Ruiz
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a bad inning so far
I went out to the garden for some fresh veggies and thankfully nothing bad happened.
by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamels showed bunt on ball 4.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And it WAS ball 4, but the ump sucks…
So at least he got the sac done.
by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yer so dreamy Cole. But run harder.
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job Hamels… Too bad he gives way to JRoll
by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s okay. He did what he was supposed to do, and let Rollins see what Troncoso has.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy – you are still an idiot.
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shorten up, Jimmy. Single gets it done here…
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell did i end up in two fantasy basketball leagues…jesus
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you ask as if any of us would have a fuckin clue.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
question is did you pick this years break out fantasy star
Eric Snow
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mareese Speights will get lots of minutes for a coach who doesn’t care he plays less defense than Stoudemire
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look on the bright side.
At least Cole turned the lineup over…
by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He did?
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was talking about the third pitch, not the one that actually hit him
by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bounced it right off his shirt.
It’s a shame the Dodgers don’t have C.C. Sabathia on their pitching staff. I’d like to see him come in to pitch right now.
by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe TOrre doing hs homage to Chollie here
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who needs a 3 ball count to get a walk… Jimmy dont
by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You’ve definitely been drinking.
I’m just hoping he is getting good swings and not trying to get the 4 RBI’s all at once
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-0 bases lodaed is fun
SWING AT THE MEAT BALL
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How fat is the Dodger’s pen?
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fat as in pudgies
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Might have gotten a break on that 1-0.
by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the 3-1 ws inside – but ump is prick
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Returned.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh jeez.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch… that one wasn’t off the jersey.
by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sherril makes it easy on the ump so he doesn’t hve to call ball 4 THIS time
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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol, hard to call that a strike!
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit them with ball 4 always works.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s called “taking one for the company”
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blood in the water. They sense the kill.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sherrill, at least getting his money’s worth.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, meant that in response to jonk.
by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does that count as an RBI?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a way to get a run
C’mon Chase, step on their throats
by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so, I like Chase in this situation.
by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chase sucked with the bases loaded this year.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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