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NLCS Game Five Discussion Thread, October 21, 2009

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Los Angeles Dodgers at Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM EDT


Here we are again, sitting one game away from a second consecutive World Series berth.

On the hill? 2008 postseason legend Cole Hamels.  Opposed by?  Former Phillie Vicente Padilla.

Drama, intrigue, etc.

Please win.  Don't burn stuff.

Discuss the game below.

Star-divide

Cole Hamels

#35 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-3

190

L

L

Dec 27, 1983

 

 

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Cole Hamels 10-11 32 32 2 2 0 0 193.2 206 95 93 24 43 168 4.32 1.29

Vicente Padilla

#44 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Dodgers

6-2

220

R

R

Sep 27, 1977

 

 

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Vicente Padilla 4-0 8 7 0 0 0 0 39.1 36 15 14 4 12 38 3.20 1.22

Next Game

Los Angeles Dodgers
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Wednesday, Oct 21, 2009, 8:07 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Vicente Padilla vs Cole Hamels

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.

 

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OH MY GOD. So nervous. We could make the WORLD SERIOUS again!!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

SO VERY +

Let’s get this, Dreamboat. Go Cole.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch track is haywire!!! imagine wacky eyes

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

From a Giants fan

Go Phillies

Beat LA

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t… WAIT!!!!!

by besam32 on Oct 21, 2009 7:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Bold prediction: Pedro Feliz will have a hit.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sooo ready.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not if, but how much.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ready for a win

I love drama, but a little less than on Monday would be okay.
I can’t believe Padilla will be able to shut the Phillies down twice in a row.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Btw, my throat is still soar from game 4.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure where soar came from…but, whatever, we gone hit!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My jaw hurts from screaming. Yeah, that’s it…

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch your heart out Cole. Do it for Harry.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

The poles are pre-greased for your comfort, Dodgers—- just bend over and take them.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

27 outs from the WS baby!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

26

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

False…as of right now we are infinity outs away from the World Series. After Ryan Howard homers we will be 24 outs from the World Serious.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy made the last game 27 outs.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet, another postage stamp sized strike zone.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Another small strike zone

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, man, Cole having to stay too close to the middle of the plate.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup. Hopefully this strike zone expands as Cole starts hitting his spots.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole baby!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Come back, baby! K!!

by Ritty77 on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Dodgers plan is not to swing? Guess they want to get to the pen.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty smart idear, don’t ya say?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

breaking ball?

You mean curveball?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

omg we are so going to CRUSH Padilla.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

FEESTED!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

NEVER THROW A HIGH FASTBALL AGAIN COLE. He always misses with that pitch.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time. I hate it.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drop the deuce on him!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That was bad Cole. That was REALLY bad.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, what the fuck.

by Ritty77 on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck. The trademark Hamels Homer.

by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit. Ethier with a homer off of a lefty.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

1-0 Dodgers

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Well, there’s the home run Cole always gives up. Still…I hate effing Ethier.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikezone doing that to him?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, one thing’s for sure: he isn’t bothering to try to paint the corners, because those pitches apparently aren’t strikes.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny with a single

Ergh.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Positive thoughts…positive thoughts…positive thoughts

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Cole.

by besam32 on Oct 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He keeps missing with the high fastball. He’s gonna get crushed on that eventually.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely not getting the corners tonight

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, inside there…

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK. Let’s score a bunch of runs.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

If I had any faith in the competence of these umpires, I’d say, “At least the Phillies hitters will get those calls.” This postseason, however, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a balk called with no one on base or even on the field.

by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Please… give Vicente Padilla the same dime-sized strike zone. Please.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That will not be the end of it.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

of what

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many fastballs there. He just fouled 4 off so why would Ruiz call another one?

by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I kept waiting for him to throw something down in the dirt or a foot outside but Hamels just kept firing strikes.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t understand while he only gave Etheir one curveball. The changeup has been getting hit hard by lefties.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

But it seems like whenever he throws that curveball for a strike, it just hangs.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, time for the Padilla Tequilla!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Vicente Cerveza

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crowd needs to get LOUD.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s where the early run hurts.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padilla getting the corners. Fuck me.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s earned it unlike Cole.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, fuck Tom Hallion.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 freakin pitches.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

A bastion of home runs?

BTW – I call fail on the direcTV commercial since it has a dead guy in it.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I know, I didn’t know how to feel about that. But didn’t the Poltergeist one have the same thing?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right, but most people forget she’s dead don’t they?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice AB Chase.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Walked Chase. Ryan up.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk. Hey, there’s a novel idea…taking pitches.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Padilla went for the kidneys, first pitch.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Then he went for his knees.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kneecaps on the second.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard must have eaten the worm.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Missing badly. This is good.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Threw at him TWICE!

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard better watch out, Padilla's a headhunter

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And a cannibal.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sometimes really wish Buck Martinez was the Dodgers announcer. We would have swept them in three games.

by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Manager, you mean? I agree.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, that’s what I meant. And I haven’t even started drinking.

by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Buck Martinez really saying that you should pitch around Howard, with a man on first base, in the first inning?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go Jayson. He walked Howard because he doesn’t respect you.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Werth makes Padilla pay.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.50, mybe 2 bucks?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t you?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to breath air

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to breathe oxygen

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to breathe carbon dioxide. I am a tree.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good cause if you person you dead

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He paid.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Shane and Jimmy

You idiots

Chase and Ryan

Now, if you are patient with Padill you will pound him and wait patiently for the yankees to beat the angels.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

We need a little more from Werth and Ibanez.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You see, Ibanez is struggling even more so Padilla will pitch around Werth here to get to him. And maybe walk in a run to face Pedro Feliz instead.

/Buck’d

by mattjg on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Crowd’s awake. Thanks Vince!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

See how this could have been a sweep if you guys hda any common sense in gme 2?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I want someone to do research on 3-0 counts and the BABIP league wide when people swing at the ‘big ft obvious strike’ that’s coming

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Swartz, you out there?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a Batsignalish device

Whatever could we call it…?

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just taking a shot in the dark – but the matt-signal?

I want a matt-phone

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need to calculate your right fielder’s SLG on BIP? There’s a Matt for that.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh – i’m going to do it – just don’t have time yet :)

I hve list of things I want to look at this off season combined with internship duties

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werth has to swing there.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope – really he didn’t

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Jayson, that was the pitch

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fortunately, he got 2 that pitches.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wanted to wait to make it more dramatic

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werth is off kilter right now.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

kilter = da hook

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to reverse jinx us to the World Series.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!!

Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ritty77 on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WERTHYYYYYY

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WERTH!!!!!!

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEYAH

off kilter indeed

;)

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WTG WERTH!

That’s a nice answer in the bottom of the 1st!

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Was ther a question?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's like Jeopardy and you have to supply the question

Besides, I like “answer” better than “counterpunch”

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, can the Phils respond to the Dodger’s first inning run scored in the bottom of the inning?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werth can only hit HRs now. Talk about beer muscles.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep the pressure on. Cole…you have been granted runz.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Ibanez

don’t swing at bad pitches.

M’ky?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Padilla has nothing in the tank

fortuitous change of events for us

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Padilla is a dunce!!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheels is preaching space cadet to 5 people.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both pitchers threw 23 in the first inning.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

our guy got to 2-strike counts fwiw….

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he usually does.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewww…meow!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and here’s another.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nd look at it go

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would have been a 5-run homerun if Jimmy and Shane weren’t mentally retarded! ZOMG!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Comcast would have been awesome if they said…

“Cole Hamels ya knows”

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

sitting in night class until 10pm, following the game on a mobile version of ESPN gamecast is the most nerveracking experience ever.

by Sals Stache on Oct 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You’ve never been married had a child or been in a high speed chase

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you done any of that either?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No – but i’m pretty sure they’re all more nervewracking than the outcome of a sporting event

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamn, Padilla looks like the Night Stalker.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok – this is irritating

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a 6 AM flight tomorrow. Leaving the house at 3:30.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh jeezus.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Cole. Why does he keep throwing that pitch?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a hunch that the difference between this year and last yer is the pitches COle has been throwing, and when.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ Cole

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels has nothing either

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop it already.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably not going to happen

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

One can hope that common sense will prevail at some point

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another lefty homerun.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Please stop exchanging HRs, please, Cole

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I will exchange a solo HR for 3 run HR every inning of this game

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

That’s definitely doable.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we win, 24-9. You read it here first.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus fucking Christ, Cole. Never throw that high strike again. Ever.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean, “try” to throw that high strike. Because it never works.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would we know – he never gets it where ruiz wants it – which is kind of pathetic.

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got to two strikes, again.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

JAMES FUCKING LONEY ONLY HITS HOMERUNS AGAINST US!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Against our lefties, too. Unreal.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only against Cole Hamels!

by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sigh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

does he have no other waste pitches than a slow breaking ball over the plate?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s pitching like a real moron right now.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Ruiz. I think he’s calling a crappy game right now.

by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

SHUT UP ABOUT THE HUMIDOR

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This is shaping up to be a 27-9 game.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You too.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re both wrong

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, because they are only scoring 1 here. 1 run per inning for them, 3 per inning for us.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the phillies don’t bat in the 9th if they are up 24-9

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

true…that was stupid.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

24-9

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

 27 outs from the WS baby!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?
by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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 False…as of right now we are infinity outs away from the World Series. After Ryan Howard homers we will be 24 outs from the World Serious.
by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha you are retarded.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a complete joke, just so you know.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special, or challenged

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am making fun cause you busted me on this earlier and then did it even worse yourself.

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If embarrassment were an emotion I was capable of feeling over the internet, I would be that.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you feel emotions that aren’t anger?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad we cleared that up then

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude where do you find these images LMAO

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

images.google.com

it’s this new fangled invention

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow – that made me sad now

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, but slightly annoying

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, only slightly? I was going for full on irritating to the stupid question askers

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just made it. Photoshopz!

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Copyright infringement :)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair use; parody

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You hd sex with your mother in an outhouse?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, Mr. Flynt.

I got an “A” in Intro to Intellectual Property

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got an A in biophysical chemistry

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should patent some lifeforms.

I glued wings onto a cat. Thoughts?

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Un impressive

but I could trigger your PCD pathways if you get tired of living ever…let me know

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how Cole does this inning, then we’ll talk.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss studying PCD – so damn interesting

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up your DBs…the Dodgers have scored 6 runs in 2+ games against us here.

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

tried to get him to chase there.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Feliz brought his glove tonight.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

jeez, put Padilla away at least.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

So thank you NBC news link on the side, you finally gave me good news – Steve Philips on Leave

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ron darling

God, why is Ron Darling, the annoying mets announcer speaking. Could he beee more biased.

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nooo

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously though living in the CT area, i have to suffer through that BS all yr round, about how hard it is to hit in CITI opposed to CBP…

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig Sager dresses so badly to distract from his godawful hair piece

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Um wha wha wha?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

There might be a lot of home runs tonight

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

FELIZ HR!!

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy god.

Didn’t see that coming

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy Pete!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyyy Feliz

someone finally coming to the party

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God we missed that

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What, crushing Padilla? Been saying that all night.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was like 22 months pregnant.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh WoW someone was due!

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

World of Warcraft is involved?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FELIZ!?!?!?!?

by phillyphan9208 on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Bold prediction: Pedro Feliz will have a hit.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

bows

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh – if you said homeurn i’d be impressed

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have prefaced that bow with sarcasm tags.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing cooler than posting on an anonymous forum is citing the predictions you make at the beginning

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s cooler than cool?

Definitely not you

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You will never get anywhere treating your helmet as a lunchbox son

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least tht gives me a chance to get somewhere

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s always entertaining to see your witty comebacks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I could be entertaining to you – if you could carry at least a little weight, it’d be nice

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

truth

getting compliments online from a stranger is akin to democracy in cuba

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow – keep trying on the metaphors…though I expect you’re just stealing the stuff from somewhere else – too creative

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

that was honestly from the hip

when i miss on the metaphors its very obvious because they are very bad

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way!!!!!!

by besam32 on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

wow 2 guys in bullpen warming up, for LAD

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s win or go home and padilla is pitching like crap – why be surprised?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kershaw, Trancoso warming.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to wonder – if Hamels could go today on regular rest – couldn’t Kershaw?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well apparently according dodgers blog, padilla is the best postseason pitcher there is

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Padilla had that sparkling start in Game 2. Torre thought he could replicate that.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right, I forgot Torre has managed this series lights out :)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regular rest plus a day, no?

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the exact counts but if Hamels is on right rest, so is kershaw, and lefty is better (in theory) against the phillies than a righty…thanks torre

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

“MattS on the Hamels HR given up: Um, bad time to post that article of mine”

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy seems to have missed all the good at bats – idiot

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

one walk off hit in playoff>>>several bad ABs

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe for you…

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe in the past, but what have you done for me lately.

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch, jimmy thats ok I dont forget game 4 so quickly!

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Shutdown inning from Cole would be somewhat encouraging.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WET LUZINSKI

check your email

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WholeCamels is getting drunk and high, so, do the links tomorrow!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

High on Ambien so I can sleep on a goddamned airplane

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait – it’s supposed to be hard to sleep on airplanes?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m 6’4"

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m 6’ – i just always make sure i get aisle / emergency row seats – or at least used to – i’ve suddenly discovered that i’m terrified to fly any more…

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I’m a very fussy sleeper. Meh. I’ll live.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven’t even mentioned my double eff up.

Pearl Jam on Oct 28th (first day of the WS) and then flying to Europe on the 5th, which is game 7.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that a triple? Paying money to see pearl jam AND it being on the first day of the WS counts as two right?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it is offset by not reading your posts during the game.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather read belmont_shore posts for 3 hours than listen to pearl jam live

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s good you aren’t in charge of my checkbook then.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, late to the chatter, just got kids to bed. Will do.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone check out the BP roundtable? Using their B team for the Phils Dodgers…

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Swartz there? (I kid, Matt!)

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swartz made regular appearances on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

DULL SURPRISE

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padilla starring in “Alien from L.A.”? /Wheels’d

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz should have caught that

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I am going to chalk up all of Cole’s struggles this year to his wife’s pregnancy.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s cause you’re a sexist :)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This at-bat again… ugh

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s over

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont feel like looking at manny this inning

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ethier’s Pussy hurts right now

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone make him go away?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Cole.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully he’s settling into a groove.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like the “other” Cole Hamels has shown up!

by JohnIrvinKennedy on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean the same cole hamels as last year aside from his ungodly lucky BABIP last year?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to dana carvey anyway?

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He never ever had any talent as a front man…he’s pure sidekickery

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually defer to you on pop stuff, but the Dana Carvey Show had some elements of brilliance—YouTube “World Leaders and Their Baths.”

And he hired Colbert and Carrell both, ten years before they became stars. Guy knows talent.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dave Chappelle. And Charlie Kauffman.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not Christopher Titus – so that’s a fail

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Robert Smigel and Louis C.K.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re the one who finds Louis CK Funny then?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah – but as a front man he just didn’t have it – nothing wrong with being a sidekick – i’m an excellent side kick and a horrible front man – not everyone has the chops to carry stuff on their on…i have no doubt he’s very funny and talented but unless you’re the ‘front man’ – people don’t see you as a star – i was referring to ‘acting/stage’presence only

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn’t like that “Master of Disguise” movie or whatever that turd was called?

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like blank slate – it’s funny

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had some really bad health issues or heart problems caused by his doctor or something,

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For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heart problem
In 1997, he underwent open-heart surgery for a blocked artery, but the doctors operated on the wrong artery. Carvey, was suffering from Angina pectoris, later sued for medical malpractice and was awarded $7.5 million. He has had to undergo a total of five medical procedures (four angioplasties and one surgery) to correct his heart problems. Carvey stated in an interview with Larry King that he donated all the money awarded to him to charity.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice sequence that AB.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

We are now on a 16-9 pace. The Eagles score a touchdown and make 3 field goals and the Rams kick three of their own.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

the dodgers have 2 runs through 3 innings – want to try that math again?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOh…I REALLY meant to type 6.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least claim to be drinking heavily – you’re in college – we’ll believe you

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m too excited to type correctly.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or do basic multiplication?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got it right in my mind, I swear, but when I went to type it, it just came out wrong.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god Eagles were so awful last sunday I had to take a drive and lite up a cig to calm my nerves

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m faintly surprised Padilla is still in this game.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

not complaining

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s two atrocious AB in a row for Shane.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Trying to make jimmy feel better

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padilla reminds me of Travis Lee.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you have to mention those two at once?

Just remind me of that depressingly awful trade.

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually didn’t hate that trade at all.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade sucked, but honestly, do you think it really mattered? I mean that team wasnt going to win anything anyway.

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compared to most trades of that ilk, I think it was actually pretty fair.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that Cliff Lee guy a lot more

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently he is pretty good

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nasty pitch there.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley on base in 25 straight postseason games. Can you imagine two years ago thinking that would happen?

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you imagine two years ago thinking that the phillies would play in 25 post season games?:)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely the better question, esp. as we already knew Chase was pretty good two years ago.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was my implied amazement – that Utley or anybody on the Phillies would have the chance to get in 25 postseason games by now. That’s impressive.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to dream of 23/25 but this has exceeded that,

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rental Health Day – finally – something stupider than the most interesting man in the world

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I like those Dos Equis commercials

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure some one does or they wouldn’t keep making them

I think they’re garbage

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Running list of things jemagee dislikes, from this thread alone:

1. Pearl Jam
2. Louis C.K.
3. Dos Equis ads

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Christopher Titus
I like the etrade commercial where the girl thanks ‘tank you mister’ – it’s funny
I like lewis black

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

4. me

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hve to care about you one way or another to dislike you

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I miss the Louis CK hate?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t find him funny…i apologize that not everyone has the same tastes in humor.

There are people who find ellen degeneres and wand sykes funny – i’m not sure why

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a large nodule in my neck, I hope it’s not cancer.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope and Faith – that’s a good way to deal with potential medical problems

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

But a terrible tv show

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a Christian Scientist. Jesus will save me.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but jesus is a jew – so i’m not sure how that helps you

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure being a jew is like being a jet…

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

feels good jemageeing jemagee

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, depending on who you believe he lives in quahog or south park

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus was a Jew. He died a little more than 2000 years ago, unfortunately.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then how can he save you from your giant cancerous growth?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he died for me.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am guessing there might be a few more people in your basement that did that too…

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a basement. I have a walk-in freezer.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a head hunter…

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

/brad pitt

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah ah ah, you didnt say the magic word

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dinosaur protein pops?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That comment leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got to be pretty darn big.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus to dinosaur DNA to cumsicles – nice

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just wanted to write cumsicle.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANything fuqua can do i cn do, worser

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t kill them, he just “helped them die.”

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

then maybe you should return the favor?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling it’s just a cyst.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much like my boss who decided I had swine flu – you both probably have the same amount of medical training

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom is a nurse. Plus…doctor’s are become obsolete nohow, WebMD all day.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah I see…well my moms and MD and crazy – so i can diagnose you from 3,000 miles away and analyze your emotoinal issues

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who gave Pinnochio machine guns in his butt?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicolas Cage, wondering where it all went wrong

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rock?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

inclined to agree

that was survivable, though… until Con Air. That was the end.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah – at some point he just decided he wanted to be an ‘action hero’ – not sure why
though i shamefully admit i love the national treasure movies

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed both of those

It didnt get bad until Ghost Rider

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astro Boy is a classic!

It’s actually almost 60 years old. Though I don’t remember the original version having machine guns in his butt.

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like the same plot as “A.I.”

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, um, you know, Pinocchio

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

true that, though at least “A.I” pretty directly acknowledged the lineage

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually really liked AI until Spielberg went and gave us the happy ending with all the aliens, i’m pretty sure kubrick wouldn’t have done that.

Plus it had vincent chase in it

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think A.I. is pretty badly underrated. Not a great film, the ending is cumbersome but Spielberg claims it was Kubrick’s idea. Easy to say though, the guy can’t rebut him.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have we not had this conversation? A.I. is either the greatest bad movie ever made or the worst great movie, and I’ve never decided which.

If it had ended with the kid praying to the Blue Fairy, it wouldn’t have been a question. There are long stretches of that movie as good as anything I’ve ever seen.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I remember, but I don’t buy spielbergs comments – does that alien moment feel like anything stanley kubrick EVER would have done?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does not. But as WC said, we can’t know, which kind of sucks.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the ‘existing body of work’ is strong indicator (at least to me) that spielberg is just trying to cover his happy ending ass becuse he ruined what was up to the point one of the best sci fi films of my life time

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly why I almost feel he would have done it, it’s what we WOULDN’T have expected…

Ah, circular, no-answer discussions…

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he often did wht people didn’t expect but when did he ever do the ‘neat tidy happy ending’? (I hven’t seen all kubrick films…2001 keeps making me fall asleep)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry Dave

If you go from the perspective that Kubrick was trying to tell a “fairy tale,” then the happy ending seems appropriate.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose, but then again, the ‘true’ original fairy tales tended not to have happy endings until Disney got their hands on them :)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point, in their Germanic origins they usually had children devoured by anthropomorphic beasts

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANd given his history it’s more likely Kubrick would go with the ‘true’ ending of a fairy tale – just to give the F.U. to the disney folk, no?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or “The Little Mermaid,” in which she doesn’t marry the prince and dies instead. Although that ending is kind of happy because she becomes an angel or something.

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Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me started on that disney contraption of crap…oh i’m in love with a man i never met or had a conversation with and i’ll win his heart with only my body because i won’t have a voice.

Strong message disney

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t you know, Disney movies are supposed to make girls think that they can make men fall in love with their voices/smarts/smiles/bodies in a G-rated way?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for Beauty and the Beast – the only disney movie I truly think is incredible (nd I wrote a paper on in college arguing that Belle was a strong feminist than that Jane Eyre chick)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beauty and the Beast was my favorite because Belle, yeah she was beautiful but she wasn’t a completely worthless, helpless dumbass like the other heroines.

Yes, I’m a feminist.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that’s my whole point – she was the first true HEROINE of a disney movie – she IS the hero – she saves everyone -

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you always have to get the last word?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey dont dis on disney

they help pay the bills in this house
wife works there and i used to be security there

by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever insult ESPN?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone seen a dodger fan in the crown this series… i though i saw one the game 4, much less representation here than philly fans in la

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip is stretching for anything for the Dodgers.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a strike 2 innings ago.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I must be losing it, because most of what you guys are writing has struck me as comedy gold.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re drunk?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quickly getting there.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

good idea

Whats a good red drink

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wine?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

red wine doesnt sit well with pizza…

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fruit punch?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Vodka

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just going with the Philly-area beers—one Yuengling, one Golden Monkey thus far. No dinner, and I didn’t really have lunch.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, that’ll do it.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know were WINNING, right?

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boone’s!

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawiian punch laced with vodka

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have vodka, no punch, maybe some red dye will suffice

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adds the risk of cancer…strong bold move

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

add a marlboro red with that, i will be dead by the 7th inning stretch

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably the best way to handle this game.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike zone is chapping my ass this inning.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop fouling pitches off, Turtle.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw him a changeup.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole looking good now.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go Cole Hamels

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, 76 pitches through 4.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Happ And Blaton and Pedro warming?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cholly’s sure ain’t Torre that’s for sure.

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- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you be so sure?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actually serious – don’t burn through the bullpen early – if they put them away now and happ/pedro/blanton caan each give you 2 innings (generally I know it’s too many) they’re still rested come game 1

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I want is for Cole to get through the 5th and 6th innings.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a win? I hope…?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course a win.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we can get 6 from him, I will be happy. 3 innings from the bullpen with a 2 run lead is not gonna work though. There’s not enough xanax in the world.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Assuming Park throws all 3 innings, yeah 2 runs should be enough

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better increase the lead, then, because I think he’s 6 and done.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Duhamel has sex with her

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Man we are fucking awesome.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY counting stats

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth’s first non-homerun this postseason?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

At least for this series.

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- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werth with a solid piece of hitting

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

How much will Jayson Werth count this off season…i just heard he’s agold glove right fielders

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean cost?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or should I say…

To 7. /jemagee

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would like to see Werth take off here.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Bull gives you…

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runs?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else worried

If we play the Yankees? They seem to have a better (deeper) lineup, same starting rotation and a slightly better bullpen. Maybe im just paranoid, but…

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

get there first

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the beginning of this series, didn’t the Dodgers have the deeper line up, better rotation, and better bullpen?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, not really, and yes

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was more referring to the talking heads than people who ctually know wht’s going on…as I understand it the phillies were doomed this series according to the heads.

The Yankees have been crowned chmpions since their first pitch against the Twins.

Seriously, in the past two yers, have the phillies really been favored by the ‘nation’ in any series?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Example eleventy trizillion on why the media is always wrong.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree. Lineups are very similar. Almost a wash.

by Have a Seat on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY HAVE JETER?

DEREK FREKING JETER

He’s worth FIVE Chase Utleys

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it’s DEREK JETER

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the DEREK will protect me

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared pre subway can not stop the DEREK

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is the irresistable force – you can not stop the DEREK

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

God as if i dont enough of that here in CT,
this is not 1999

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the DEREK is immortal and perpetual…you will respect the DEREK

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I worried? Of course, but it will be fun.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T GO THERE YET

Seriously, if they make it, we’ve got the better part of a week to hash that all out.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Vicente Padilla,

You’re lucky that didn’t stay fair.

Signed,
Raul Ibanez

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

sike.

signed,

Raul Ibanez

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAAUUUUULLLLLLLLL

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Padilla sucks.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Insurance run courtesy of RAUUUUUUULLL

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

5-2

RAAAAUUUUULLLLLL

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ethier just kinda… I dunno man

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup. UZR hated him this year, and while I don’t want to overgeneralize from one play… I can kinda see why.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Ethier might have gotten to that. Helluva job by Werth to actually score on that then.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth was about two steps off second, then took off when it was obvious he wasn’t catching it.

Then Ethier bobbled the ball trying to pick it up at the wall.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ‘SMALL BALL’ phillies style lol

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

there goes Ron Darling taking a cheap shot at CBP again

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

bye Vicente

Love, The Night Stalker

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

See I thought you were referring to Kolchk and had no idea what the resemblance was

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sike,

Love,
The Star in the Circle Club

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. They really do look alike.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy for the dodgers is (much much) fatter

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So they tell me

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean really, this starting rotation is laughable for the Dodgers.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He hit a home run already – you honestly expect him to perform again?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, best be happy with what we’ve got.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz might need glasses or something.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why I would have bunted Feliz there.

Four run lead > three run lead

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, so Cole can bunt them both into scoring position.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t count on that

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Cole, don’t hit into a double play.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels will obviously be bunting here. So I am going to say, preemptively, C’mon Jimmy!

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherrill already up. Wow.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Crowd seems better tonight than it was on Monday.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Leads make for better crowds than playing from behind?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slug bunt, its worth a try

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

imagine a throwdown between CC and Ruiz

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a bad inning so far

I went out to the garden for some fresh veggies and thankfully nothing bad happened.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels showed bunt on ball 4.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And it WAS ball 4, but the ump sucks…

So at least he got the sac done.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yer so dreamy Cole. But run harder.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job Hamels… Too bad he gives way to JRoll

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s okay. He did what he was supposed to do, and let Rollins see what Troncoso has.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy – you are still an idiot.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shorten up, Jimmy. Single gets it done here…

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell did i end up in two fantasy basketball leagues…jesus

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

you ask as if any of us would have a fuckin clue.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

question is did you pick this years break out fantasy star
Eric Snow

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mareese Speights will get lots of minutes for a coach who doesn’t care he plays less defense than Stoudemire

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look on the bright side.

At least Cole turned the lineup over…

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoulda just let it hit him

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

He did?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was talking about the third pitch, not the one that actually hit him

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bounced it right off his shirt.

It’s a shame the Dodgers don’t have C.C. Sabathia on their pitching staff. I’d like to see him come in to pitch right now.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe TOrre doing hs homage to Chollie here

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

who needs a 3 ball count to get a walk… Jimmy dont

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherrill. Take pitches Shane.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You’ve definitely been drinking.

I’m just hoping he is getting good swings and not trying to get the 4 RBI’s all at once

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0 bases lodaed is fun
SWING AT THE MEAT BALL

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I said, take pitches.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How fat is the Dodger’s pen?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

fat as in pudgies

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Expect Billingsley next inning.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Might have gotten a break on that 1-0.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

the 2-0 was outside tho.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 3-1 ws inside – but ump is prick

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Returned.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twice over, at that.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch… that one wasn’t off the jersey.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sherril makes it easy on the ump so he doesn’t hve to call ball 4 THIS time

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, hard to call that a strike!

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit them with ball 4 always works.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s called “taking one for the company”

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Blood in the water. They sense the kill.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherrill, at least getting his money’s worth.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops, meant that in response to jonk.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that count as an RBI?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a way to get a run

C’mon Chase, step on their throats

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

so, I like Chase in this situation.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase sucked with the bases loaded this year.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He also sucked with pitches on the outer hlf of the plate in the second half of the year.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we can take that statement out of the past tense…

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was Chase looking at? Not a good AB.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t Utley;s first homer a grand slam?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t it his first hit?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, in the first game he ever started.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

Oh well. Come on now, Cole.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Cole, be nasty.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Please Cole – no repeats of LA

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

80+ pitches for Cole

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

fans getting on Wheeler after that foul to the booth: WHEELS GET OFF THE FLOOR

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Cole...

Keep pounding the corner!

Get him to chase one outside…

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Kershaw in next for the Dodgers

How was tht first pitch the Hudson not strike?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Torre’s going to use Kershaw? So, what, he starts Game 6 having pitched two days before? Or Billingsley starts Game 6?

(I know you’re only thinking about keeping your team in the game right now, but it’s just odd to me.)

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

If he pitches an inning and it isn’t long – he can still start game 6 right? Like it’s his ‘pitch day’

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Cole – really?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

solo homers…

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Three solo bombs.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

thankfully they aren't getting base hits

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-3

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody's stike zone is fed up

TBS’ stikezone and ESPNs gamechannel strikezone are totally different for the same pitches.

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no lead big enough. Missing high again.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

…and O-Dog shows Joe Torre that he’s been a retard for playing Ronnie Belliard at all.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

true true. I saw tonight’s starting lineup and thought: thx for the outs Joe T.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

please just get thru 5 and ill be happy

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Orlando Hudson. God help us.

C’mon dreamboat, keep the Quality Start in order.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole – I asked you NOT to repeat what happened in LA

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing huh?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

My head says Matt Swartz is right.

My gut tells me that Hamels has pitched like this all year.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Happ up in the pen – only hpp

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

They keep fouling off these pitches that should be strikeouts.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe there’s something that is tipping his pitches this year that wasn’t last year – or varying release points that didn’t vary last year

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just not getting swings and misses. Everyone is making contact, fouling pitches off.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok – he’s done – just pull him already

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

double on the 94th pitch.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh for god’s sake.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes the hook. Great work Cole. NOT.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s Hamels’ whole year right there: he fools the guy terribly on 1-2, the guy barely fouls it off, and then crushes the next pitch.

And now he’s done.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it, cruising long until he sits too long…WTF?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, another bullpen battle. My blood pressure can’t take this.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Offense is gonna need to post about 4 more for this to be secure.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

“How much respect Charlie has for the Dodgers”/

Hamels has thrown 94 pitches and been awful tonight…pulling him just makes sense.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s like these guys are willing the Dodgers to win … it’s sickening

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

“the Dodgers have the Phillies right where they want them”

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that too

Yeah, if you want to be down three runs with less than five full innings to play.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was “cruising merrily along” No?

by Have a Seat on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was – just like in LA – same damn thing happens too

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I would have pulled him for Happ here.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Agree, Happ has demonstrated that he can’t be trusted to throw strikes right now.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldnt have minded that but then who would start if things exploded

by (AXP)HBK on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cupcakes?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what the right move is, but Hamels looks like a sitting duck out there. He can’t get swings and misses, he’s leaving balls out over the plate… it’s just not good.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must be getting unlucky with those pitches

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers have the Phillies right where they want them... in the bullpen.

The Dodgers want a starter to be replaced with another starter with a 3 run deficit to make up?

If what these idiot announcers are saying is true, I think I can piece together exactly the Dodgers are on the brink of elimination.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

All I want Happ to do is get the game to CHoP

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Turn back the clock to May.

My how a season can develop.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure...

If Park comes in during the 7th…

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck my balls, Tom Hallion.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

A strike would be nice.

by Ritty77 on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

This ump needs to die.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Happ’s not getting anything here

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

so pitch 1 and 3 were both strikes, but i guess that’s not a big deal

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How is that a strike but the previous pitch wasn’t?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

make up strikes?

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unknown sub sub sectoin – on a 3-0 pitch anything close is a strike

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its called a makeup pitch

by philiafan14364 on Oct 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This whole ‘he pitched from the bullpen’ thing is nuts – honestly – it’s not like it was last month – he’s a starter now – and he has no advantage over anyone else not used to coming out of the pen since he did it way early in the season

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

meh… silly facts… i thought the tv people were always right

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Will they get them all back this inning?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Given how much TBS is hyping Ethier’s home run, I expect it to backfire as all of the TBS Dodger promoting does, and somehow end with Ethier lining into an unassisted triple play to Bruntlett.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, you know, just pop it to RAUUUUULLLL…

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

its gross … how many multiple homerun games happen?

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta be close on that ball 4

cant be throwing in the dirt and expect a swing

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, out it comes.

Positive Results Start…With a Positive Attitude

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay...positive vibes for Happ

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, lookin’ good.

by Ritty77 on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP, please DP

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dubee, doo be, do.

by Ritty77 on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

can’t they just please lay down and die and let us celebrate already…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Durbin is up. Charlie clearly understands the gravity of this situation.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

bahaha

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin warming

He doesn’t use video – he goes on what he sees?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Gumby up in the pen

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you andre ethier you impatient idiot

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he doesn’t have the same kind of sheen that he did in LA

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Ibanez ice cream cone that?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

MADSON here.

(not sure if I’m joking or not)

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

btw I did respond to your email. Ambien it up, I got linkys for next 3 days.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happ vs Manny?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I feel better with Happ than with Durbin to be honest.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

tough shit for you, huh?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to be honest there

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

do what i can…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to text you to see if you were “teaching” class tonight

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, only monday and wednesday nights… i had been too lazy to go upstairs to get the laptop… i figured wtf

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

if things go south I’m getting off … it worked Monday

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude – we don’t want to know what you do when you’re alone

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha read that after I posted and thought you might say something …

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that was a kinda underhanded lob there

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

if things go south, i'm gettin loaded

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell Wolf to get his cleats on.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, all hands on deck tonight.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

As it is 100% of the time

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s right – when cliff lee pitches the phililes can win without scoring runs

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just figured that out??

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was kind of hoping it wouldn’t be when we were up 6-2 with the bases loaded.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin coming in.

I kind of like that Cholly is managing this as balls-out as he is, but… well, you know.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m just glad that Ethier isn’t splitting up Kemp and Manny, or we’d have had an even bigger problem on our hands.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if you think about it – if the phils lose tonight then the series is just ‘on serve’ – not with who won where but a 3-2 series…i think you want to end this now as well – and do what you can.

Hamels makes it difficult by not being able to miss bats tonight…

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would have been an ideal moment for Pedro to come in and do that thing where he heroically comes out of the bullpen and pitches until the game is over without allowing a hit.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: Hamels tonight

1. The Dodgers gave up 6 runs over 4 innings. Hamels gave up 3 (could still give up the runner on 2b)
2. CBP is still and relatively warm — the ball is jumping tonight
3. The WHIP was not bad tonight

Really, folks. All things considered (and I am a Hamels apologist, no doubt), it was not the end of the world for an outing tonight. He left with a good lead and conditions are just going to favor the hitters tonight.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And the Dodgers are a good hitting team. Though, HRs to Loney and Either, two lefties is pretty weak.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies ain’t a half bad hitting team neither

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were they hitting against Cole?

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No – they were hittinjg against playoff god vicente padilla

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They gave up one to Feliz, so there.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minister of Propaganda Joseph Doebbles.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

he commands the strike zone very effectively? are they talking about the same chad durbin we know?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Gumby scares the shit out of me

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good – manny already testy

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

he makes adjustments for that.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But his foot hurts too now

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

very positive! Very very positive!

+

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Testy AND with a sore foot

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Two great pitches and Durbin now pitching like a puss.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He was just setting him up for the inside cheese

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or like an experienced major league reliever looking to get an out on cheap crap.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok – I don’t care HOW lucky durbin was – that was awesome

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding seeing Mannys face when he was like “fuck I have to run” was great

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hates it when his tits hit him in the face.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that’s the side effect of all of that estrogen…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank jesus

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

AGAIN?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i forgot you have better pull… sorry about that. will you be handling the deity compensation from now on?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not with that attitude young lady

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

bahaha… twas not attitude good sir… but i’m holding you personally responsible for failure to properly address the deities from now on… don’t let me down!

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

baha Manny

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Durbs

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

i can haz more runs now…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Durbin gets the gimp! Did that hit him?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

we care not

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it could have caused addtional gratuitious pain.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm… i’ve overlooked that possibility… additional pain + out = win!

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Oh shit.”

     -Manny R.

by Have a Seat on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

HA HA JAY JAFFE!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I don’t feel so bad for him. He’s still got the Yankees.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not after next week!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 to you sir

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we actually came out ahead in the 5th!

/Mr.Positive

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

looks to judges … we’ll count it

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa. You’re on board with MrP? Holy bandwagon….

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever it takes, dude.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

by George, I think he’s got it!

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you relly go with eliz dolittle?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really did. Carol Channing also sprang to mind.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see….(did WL start taking the manny drugs?)

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I’m breaking out some Franziskaner and a nice cab. Anything else will have to wait.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was a tota, total hottie. Audrey Hepburn? zomg.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anne Hathaway used to remind me of her

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead of Anne Hathaway, I use Astrid.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s an astrid?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

cute fbi agent on fringe

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah – here – um – not to be racist- but she hs the wrong skin tone to remind me of audrey hepburn…also very different hir

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was just answering your question… really wasn’t worried about hepburn…

but i’ll say different hair for sure

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh – i thought we were tlking bout people who rmeinded us of hepburn :)

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kinda caught it mid conversation and zeroed in on “who’s astrid” and that’s the first that came to mind lol

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to buy ‘embracethemadness.com’ (I love that line) but some idiot acapella group had it

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, awesome as it was… it was really Manny’s short attention span that led to him not picking up that he just hit a fair ball and needed to start running.

I won’t call it laziness, because he tried to haul ass once he snapped back awake. Operative word is “tried”. After all, Bob Uecker could have reached safe on that swinging bunt. =p

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

At full speed he’s still out – he’s slow

Now make kershaw CRY

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

“no game plan kinda guy” huh?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

words cannot express the hatred i have for these announcers

by (AXP)HBK on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

you can try… should be funny

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the desire to punch a baby comes to mind…

by (AXP)HBK on Oct 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't sell yourself short

I think you just did very well.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I think he should try poison pen haiku

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes, that was a strike.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard would have been out a while ago if this was last year. Great AB.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m gonna be kinda bummed if howard’s rbi streak comes to an end

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking that earlier I’d really like to see him break Gehrig’s record

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

rolf

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

or rofl even

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

A birth in the WS will ease that pain.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

with 0 outs … that’s in the book

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So…. the radar gun display is red for high 90’s pitches, and yellow for pretty much everything else.

The only questions I have are what exactly is the threshold for a green display, and will any pitcher not named Jamie Moyer ever reach it?

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Tim Wakefield?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The awful strike zone is getting in Kershaw’s head. Not that I blame him.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Jayson Werth either hs no sense of the strike zone or this ump blows

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont tink anyone has any sense of this strike zone

by (AXP)HBK on Oct 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna take door number two!

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Jayson, swing.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Jayson Werth. That’s right in your wheelhouse buddy.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thou shalt not slander the Werth. Not tonight, anyway.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how Chip can try to find any angle for the Dodgers.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s just all about the extremes. It’s always about either the home run or the double play. No consideration whatsoever about anything else.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The mute went into full effect last inning.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was strange

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

meh… just a small lover’s quarrel at second base… they’ll kiss and make up later

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, who thought that DP could be played worse thn the phils in Game 2

Sadly Feliz already did something this game

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you again for that extra out Joe T.

Can we please finish these knobs?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he knew Pete was up next

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanls Ron, take the ball out of your glove…

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

There isn’t a pitch bad enough for Feliz not to swing at.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Chip always has an adjective for a Dodger’s pitch.

Beautiful, nasty, sexy..

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he clearly wants the Dodgers to pitch to him.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So now we know – Chips catcher

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we’ll find out one day that Pedro Feliz hasn’t been to the eye doctor in 15 years, and that he’s actually got 20/400 vision. Which would actually make him a pretty outstanding hitter under the circumstances.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

See? It took him 20 minutes to realize that Martin had completely dropped the ball.

I think this theory has legs.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

20/400 vision sucks – i remember when my vision was that good

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz you retard!

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliz with Manny like rections

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

god feliz is slow

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Slowness isn't the issue

If he took off as soon as the ball hit the ground, he was easily safe, and we had runners on the corners for Chooch.

Feliz pulled a Manny and froze.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to get someone out on the next pitch, don’t throw at their back foot.

And great Manny-like reflexes there, Feliz.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

he just pulled a many, is he gonna shower in the 9th innning tonight too?

by (AXP)HBK on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

If he’s pulled from the game – who cares – manny ain’t the first or last player whose done it – i’m sure

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, screw it...

As long as we don’t bat in the 9th, I’ll be happy.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our third baseman

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s our hipster guy.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbwCsjN4Ek

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRITTY.

rocks my world.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

david eckstein rocks your world?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MC Lars is the bomb (lite)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s from the bay area (and very proud of it)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awful there. If it didn’t take him a second to remember the rules, he would have made it.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, if he’s still playing for this team next year, I’m gonna do something mean.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooo… like what… i want something to look forward to! unfortunately i anticipate his return

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

a really hateful fanpost on how bad he is … that’s my guess.

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You underestimate our digital Fuqua

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i concur

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of stealing candy from a baby.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then punching said baby?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it this staturday – much easier.

Hey local philly suburbs folks – do the columbo’s still do their house up cool or did car accidents kill it off?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am convinced that Feliz must have not frontal lobe — he is just a brain stem acting on reflex without any rational process providing oversight or control.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Fail. “…must not have a frontal lobe…” Feliz has given me brain damage just by my watching him.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love neuroscience jokes

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, there’s like 5 people here who are going to understand that… but i applaud the effort

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

feliz necesita un cerebro nuevo ahora por favor!!!

www.WorldF-ingChampions.com

by sixrfan on Oct 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

As I said. I have faith. 9 more outs, and we’re back in the Series. I am quite willing to believe that Park, Madson, and Eyre/Lidge can get that done without surrendering three runs.

Because really, if we can’t do that, we’re likely fucked anyway.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might sound crazy, but Durbin has actually been watchable this postseason.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

kind of the complete opposite of last year, yes?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet I still get nervous when he comes trotting out

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

only out of superstition, I’m still referring to him as Chad the Imploder.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dubin says to the dodgers

you are my bitches

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope he was wearing an oversized suede hat at the time

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

purple if it was available

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He borrowed Sagers

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha… in that case, he probably got the matching jacket as well

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and tie

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked his Owrnge one.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

as opposed to the Pwnage one?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loney isn't shaken by anything and is always confident.

That’s why he’s had such a great series.

Yeah… and that same talking point has been said for the entire Phillies team.

So when you compare one player versus one team, you might get…. a 3-1 advantage in a series that could arguably be over… with game 5 having an advantage towards the unshakable team.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone here own an OOMA?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Durbz dealt

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

See Chad Drubin obviously has what we in the biz call clutchitude

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you just made that up… didn’t you?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also made up the phrase veternbility ®

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you charging a quarter per use?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get no credit, I’m still in court over CHF :)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha… hope it goes well for ya… you’ll be rich.

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m quite rich in the things thta matter (though no only actully believes woman hs fallen in love with me…hell i don’t believe it – but i can’t dissuade her)

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I nicknamed David Bell “Clutchy McGee” but when his raison d’etre in 2003 was “He’s a great clutch hitter!” even though he rilly wasn’t.

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happens to players when they cop a clutchitude?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

the DEREK settles them down

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin for the 7th, or has fate been tempted enough?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

4 outs is enough

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kershaw’s “stuff” is almost too good. Can’t control it. If he gets it together, uhh…

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup, that’s the book on him. But at 21, he’s got plenty of time to get it together. Which is scary.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course, he might not

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true. Those lefties are are goofy!

/Wheels’d

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH BROTHER!

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by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin done

Cairo PH

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Instead of the game thread, I think I’ll make posts to FB and piss off all my Sox/Yankees peeps. I’m sure they’ll love the PBP.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

So many things wrong in that

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In ALL CAPS.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wht’s the LCS record for HBP’s in game – that’s like 4 right?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

rollins twice and shane once… who am i missing?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Ruiz? But maybe not

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t think so, could be wrong though

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy doin the Roger Dorn

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

bomb

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Gone

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

GONE!

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like an anatomical impossibility to me.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

shane is not impressed with your pitch selection…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Shane wants to wrest that MVP award from Howard?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

kinda wresting will they be doing?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ultimate fighting of course.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm, this could be interesting….

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

head outta the gutter missy…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwwww… :(

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, Chooch should be in contention as well.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it should be discounted since it’s been proven that he just hppens to own the dodgers at all times

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I discount nothing that amounts to a better chance of winning a playoff series.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shane!

Oh yes. Let me breathe, just a bit.

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Illadelph fa rea fa real. All the way from 2-1-5

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really gotta explore the roots some more

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel so much better now.

I couldn’t figure out earlier why Torre went to Sherrill for Victorino. He’s much more of a power threat right-handed.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

but but but but, I thought Vic was only a threat to hit line drive home runs…

Or has that been changed by the two he’s absolutely crushed in the past few games?

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead of the cab, I’m escalating to a Lambic. Still not talking about anything else, though. Maybe a PBR.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Fastball in, fastball out. “This team gwine a hit!”

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

lol awesome

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radio saying J-ROll really limping around the bases there.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he can rub some dirt on it

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROBITUSSIN

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fracking Genius

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh… the classic chris rock skit just ran through my head… good stuff

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he’ll have almost a full week off to heal if our pitching staff doesn’t fail us here.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright now. Let’s get some outs.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

One at a time one at time

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you do it three at a time

/Bruntlett’d

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Aurora Snow’d

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see what you did there…

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

clever man

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I send letter to EJ’s mailbag inquiring as to how one so douchey got such great job – would he answer?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it’s worth a shot

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Parks dominance coincide with the appearance of the beard?

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Um…so many ways to go there…

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is that comely Asian fellow standing on that pile of dirt?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The pride of South Korea

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

…of south Philadelphia.

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LA: You think Manny knows they are behind?

Frankze: I dont think he know, he hasnt gone to the showers yet!

Haha, I love our radio announcers!!!!!!

by Whack8888 on Oct 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Cheap shots at Manny, strong comedy

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because he’s so….so…Manny!

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

omens:
1. Counterpunch after trailing. Check.
2. “Waiting around for the 3-run homer” Check.
3. Pedro Feliz. I mean really. Check.
4. Shane Victorino tormenting Dodgers again. Check.
5. Organizational Count Dracula (Juan Pierre) retired. Check.

I’m missing something from Chooch and/or a full-swing roller up the 3B line for a single.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sooo… is this the point where they just roll over and die?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

one can only hope

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup… i mean i know 27 outs and all… but at this point, how do you honestly “give it your all”?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is that they have to say stuff for about 4 hours. Give a man enough rope…

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by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um…one could sy that their pitching staff rolled over and died on Monday night in the bottom of the 9th

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see whatcha did there

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saying, I men their vaunted bullpen has been god awful in the series right? I mean it was supposed to be their biggest strength and hs been an emabarassing lack of clutchitude® and veteranability®

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I really wish that TBS would just let Frankze and LA do the announcing

I was at the bar, but the radio calls are so much better that the visual is not really all that better

by Whack8888 on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

is it me or does this redneck announcer sound like the senator from Godfather 2???

www.WorldF-ingChampions.com

by sixrfan on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m guessing you’re referring to buck showalter?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

I don’t think he’s smart enough to be as malevolent as Sen. Geary, but sounds fairly close.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let him pitch 2

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by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Send Park out for another.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds good. I heard after the first game that he was only allowed to pitch the one inning because of the cooling down between innings and how that affected his injured arm.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t think we should throw caution to the wind, but he had a low stress inning right there and only threw 11 pitches. If he can handle it, do it.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

might wanna do somethin about that… rabies can be dangerous

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who came up with the scale of mesurement for alien encounters?

Is his nme Art Bell?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not color coded with god awful colors

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game has outlasted my good beer … I’m stuck with Rolling Rock now

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Beer? That’s like one of them ox morons right?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sir, have clearly never been to Belgium.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1… if i win the powerball, that’s where i’ll be

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s true…when i drank, I DRANK…tequila, vodka, etc….beer just seemed like a waste of time

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Different strokes, different folks.

I like it all.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to quit drinking at all about a decade ago

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You aren’t Muslim, are you?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dad’s (was now I guess, he died about a year ago) a drunk, I’ve had some addiction issues (non drug or alcohol related) but just quit to avoid the problem…turning into my asshole father biggest fear in life

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tip my cap to you, sir.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well – i always said if i turned into my father i’d take a shotgun to my mouth – so i figured i should cut that off.

I probably shouldn’t be pissed at him any more now that he’s dead huh?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel ya there

my dad was also an asshole most of the time because of the booze
i worried about some of those same things but since i dont have any addiction problems
i can and do drink when and if i want and thankfully probably have a better relationship with my adult children 20-28 years old

by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad was an asshole – drunk or not – among other things – booze just mdae him slightly more prone to violence

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i had to step between my dad and mom on more than one occassion

like i said before i’m a big boy although not quite that big back then

by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom, for better or for worse just say frack it nd left when we were quite young – nd then he bailed on his rights (which is kind of why i hate him with a bloody passion…so much that i’m fraid i’ll hate my half sister when i meet her)

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sir I’m a beer fan … there are plenty of good beers

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had few good black and tans once, but that was bout it

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was drinking Guinness earlier in the evening

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

why’d ya stop?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ran out … :(

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably should have addressed the issue before it arose

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the 60 minutes would last me … they ran out too

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPA? nice

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely … it’s a great one

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

most definitely

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victory, Prima Pils, has been in fridge since I changed it up and the Phils went on a tear in July. I believe this was also the game when phillyinportland changed pictures.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got a case of that

last week. Waiting to try it out.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your memory is probably correct. I don’t remember the exact time I put Charlie Brown up there, just that it was in honor of Brad Lidge, who was getting pelted on the mound at the time (kind of like some of those cartoons where he’s upside down with his hat coming off). And kind of like good ’ol Charlie Brown, Lidge kept on going out there thinking things would eventually work out for him. And so far this postseason it has.

by phillyinportland on Oct 22, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: futility stats...

TBS brings up a statistic talking about how the Phillies haven’t done something all season, they immediately do it, generally scoring several runs in the process.

TBS brings up a statistic talking about how a Dodgers player hasn’t done anything, he… keeps not doing anything…

Shit, at this point if we make the Series, I’d much prefer the series be covered by TBS with the announcers constantly talking about how much better the Yankees and/or Angels are than the Phillies.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Trust me, I’m sure Joe Buck will constantly remind us how the yankees are better than the phillies, 24 world series versus 10,000 losses, the DEREK, blah blah blh

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Up until the moment he yells

“And the Phillies repeat as World Champions!!”

by ajay on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBS announces...

“Phillies blogger WholeCamels has never gotten oral treats from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model!”

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could charge a serious fee for getting Chip Caray to announce that something has never happened. Actually, that’s a pretty lucrative business model. Anyone want in?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m in on that action

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t wnt to help Chip Caray make money

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, you’re right. Shut it down, boys.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be surprised if any Phillies blogger has. Even BeerLeaguer.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Yankees and/or Angels

Oh God, I don’t want to play both of them at once. We’d be doomed!

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Faithful though I am...

I still won’t take anything for granted, be it our own presence in the WS or our potential opponent if we make it there.

But I still have enough faith to believe we’re rather likely to head there.

And hell… bring them both on.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can haz howard hr?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s certainly swinging for it

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would breaking Lou Gehrig’s record make the Yankees mad?

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Only if they’re morons

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

so yes?

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m good with this idea

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's no longer Gehrig's record...

It’s Gehrig’s, Howard’s, and A-Rod’s record. At this point, unless this game turns into an utter blowout, Alex is the only one likely to break it. I think the Yankees fans will be too busy being happy that A-Rod finally doesn’t suck in the post season to care…

Oh, and HELL YEAH, WERTH!!!!

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he got it right, at least.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

meh… sucks, but… world series!

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a strike, but it’s the first time all game he’s called a strike that the catcher had to reach back for. Clayton Kershaw is shaking his head in the dugout.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth!

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

insurance run?

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth = King

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"
Holy god beloved fuck

by Whack8888 on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

not even sure where to start with this…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stream of consciousness. Just leave it.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It keeps growing and grooooowwing and growwwwwwing.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

step away from the blue pills sir

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I’ve ever loved a Phillie more than I do Werth

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

There is something special about a guy who keeps exceeding expectations.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But does he exceed expectations or is he finally meeting them because he no longer is injury prone?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

quite the paradox

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thinking about this actually, aside from Feliz, I really love all these guys.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so happy right now I love Jonk

ANd Lamp

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Gee, I sure wish we had a player like Ethier.”

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Chip Caray decides to sound a little excited when the Phillies hit a homer. He knows where this one’s headed probably.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

its gotta be the landing strip hes sporting

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Can they just give the MVP to the whole roster?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Hamels

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've gotta admit

That was a fairly big HR in the 2nd inning tonight!

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

As bad as Feliz has been this series, Casey Blake has been worse, decisively.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think all that talk about beer and drinking got Werth fired up.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Was just about to type that myself

by wildcatlh on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really have to challenge all Phillies fans not to sell out their tix to big money Yankees fans. It was revolting to hear so many Yankees fans in Anaheim.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t think you’ll have to worry about that

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this even a possibility?

Anyone who sells tickest to Yankees fan should have their license revoked – with EXTREME prejudice

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think death is a better punishment

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what i said?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm, this is true… needed to read more slowly

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just trying to be bit more poetic and literary – someday I’ll actually try to write

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is no try, there is only do or do not…

someone once said that

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually he said “Do or do not, there is no try”

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dude had jedi powers, i have an extremely messed up mental state nd self esteem issues

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he was a wrinkly green midget

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHo could kick everyones arse, at once

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’re Anakin Skywalker?

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Oct 22, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no quotes around my entry… therefore i reserve the right to say i was merely paraphrasing… so we’re both safe

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The downside to going to the series this year … we’re going to have to tolerate a whole lot of revolting Yankees fans in our town. Half-vomiting in my mouth just thinking about it.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised no one has said anything

There is no downside to going to the world series

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you live in Philly?

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for a while – but I still stand by my statement that there is no downside…just thinkg of it as your chance to beat some people up

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love watching Werth run

Just something about that long-legged lope he has.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

the yankees suck cheers have started. i luv it!!!!

www.WorldF-ingChampions.com

by sixrfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m calling out all you people who were whining about Werth and ugly at bats during game 3. Results, baby, results.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

We have obliterated all these guys who were supposed to have been acquired to beat us in a rematch.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of rematches....

What do you think about a potential rematch 59 years in the making?

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok guys, we’re up 6 runs with 6 defensive outs left… just start swinging at everything and lets get the party started

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

but the Dodgers play 27 outs …

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m thinkin they’ve probably chosen a new moto… “where can i golf this winter”

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Torre should have been working with his team instead of rocking out at the Springsteen concert last night.

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh, whatever works for him i guess…. oh wait…….

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sister was there – and Torre was not as soundly booed as he should have been

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard he got boo’d when he left during the encore.

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he get hit with beer?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope just snowballs and batteries

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well that’s to be expected

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and alas the Phillies don’t. They just fold up and die in the 9th… especially in game 4 of the NLDS and NLCS…

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh please take arod off the screen before i vomit. there’s plenty of ass kissing to come.

www.WorldF-ingChampions.com

by sixrfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

rats

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pjnc2003 on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No shenanigens. Outs.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok – put madson in

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Park may be good for one inning only – glad we got to see that.

by phillyinportland on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funky buttoving. Just get some fucking outs.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

k, i’ve had enough of this… next please

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So maybe Park isn’t able to go multiple innings at this point.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, good to find this out now…. if he’s disgustingly nasty for one inning, but can’t produce past that, we can work a gameplan around that.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the game plan is built around Chan Ho Park we’re screwed

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, this is not good gypsy!

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ah jeez

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Madson, be good here.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

why’s everybody freakin out? we’re crushing them!!!

www.WorldF-ingChampions.com

by sixrfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Will you shut the eff up?

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you met the Phillies bullpen, 2009 edition? Nothing is unpossible!

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody got the pic of werth with the two beer mugs and chick on his back? I can’t find it.

by Bilzo on Oct 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine’s bigger.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that always happens …

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

how often are you having this conversation with other men, my friend?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask and ye shall receive…

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s twice you’ve used tht word – I’d really like it if someone remembered tht cursing isn’t relly welcome here

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

pussycat? are you joking kid? wow

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re an ass, on like every level, in every post, I wish the folks in charge would do something bout it but I guess the playoffs relax the rules…it’s a shame too

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can call people bitches, though, right?

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Madson’s about to come in.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s already in

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It depends on the timeframe.

Stairs was the undisputed champion a year ago.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Supposed to be a reply to the above…. I fail again.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Phils, we need to guard against overconfidence here.

Game is not over.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so that was a ball?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Tom Hallion, out to make this a good game yet.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

this be very bad, cant get anyone to throw a strike

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

With this strike zone, Greg Maddux couldn’t throw a strike.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call strikes as strikes you fucking fuck.

And get some pom poms, Caray, you shameless cheerleader.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ummm, why did Manny flip his bat like that?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloop hit to center, no reason to run since no bases would be ahead of him.

When in doubt, be lazy.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm where are these pitches?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

hee hee hee….

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Was almost worth watching Manny flip the bat.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

very positive. Staying…very…positive..
+

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Even a grand slam does not put them ahead.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yet

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoopsie, stop the bleeding

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this is getting ugly fast

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

how bout a couple pop ups

by MalibuLSV23 on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

ummm outs please… would be nice if strikes were being called as well

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are they bothering with Madson anymore?

by SJPhillyVT on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you seen the rest of the motley crew out there?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say we put in tommy…

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he’s the set-up man™.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause he is their second best reliever next to Happ.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

… who is their second-best starter.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no hes not

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about one fucking out? it would be a start.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

You got it

What about the brief case? You forgot the brief case! I'm going home! So clear a path, you motherf*ckers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME! -Bill Foster

by BudVugger on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon Madson, get some outs

Starting now

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

We’ve started…. Let’s finish

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP DOING THIS NOW.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Okay.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

If nothing else, it just makes me nervous…

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t my intention. Your site.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just makes everyone nervous.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

boy did Loney just help out there.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

James Loney, straight out of the Pedro Feliz school of hitting.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Could have sworn that read “Pedro Feliz stool of hitting” on my first pass.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, there’s one.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a really bad strike zone.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

“Phillies looking for a double play ball.”

There he goes again. We’ll take any kind of out, Chip Caray. Why does it always have to be about the extremes?

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies looking for one to be fisted to Rollins, I think.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s named after a character from a disney movie, give him a break.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

so that’s a strike this time? how about next time?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

K

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Great pitch, Mad Dog!

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

There’s two.

by dajafi on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay. Get the last out here. GET IT.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

this thread is jumping!

2 out, keep it rolling madson!!!

by pjnc2003 on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

that helped ease the nerves …

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

a bit

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t let it get to Thome.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I would have given up a run to have Madson plug Martin in the ribs. He’s irritating.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

In Charlies defense, he;d put Thome in for Blake.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i would hope to god so

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call strikes as strikes, damn you.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect pitch. Retarded umpire.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate the man in the mask with a passion

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruiz slammed his glove in the dirt that was a strike

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god yeah… it was perfect

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beautiful strike...called a ball

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta claw for every inch

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

someone break the tee out for casey… obviously that’s the only way this atbat will get anywhere

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Blake hanging very tough.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Look – Ryan Madson just felt left out of all the ‘memorable moments’ thtat this series has engendered and wanted to engineer his own so people would remember him long after his time in Philadelphia is done. The umpire tried to screw him on the 1-2 count, but still…Madson is mad (bull) dog.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to fight through it, Madson.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

“Convenient hop”

Shut up Chip

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I know. What a retard.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then I couldn’t mock them

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be the first time hop was ever referred to as ‘convenient’ in the history of televised baseball?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

beer has convenient hops.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My a key is acting iffy tonight – i meant a hop :)

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Biggest WHEW in the history of WHEWs.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

thank god the ump’s blatant retardedness doesn’t cost us

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Torre fucked that one up good. You go to war with Thome there.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

But that’s his last bullet on the bench, and he didn’t even represent the tying run. I hear you, and I’d have wanted him to hit Thome there, but I don’t think it was a cut-and-dried decision.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should add: say Thome walks, and the bases are still loaded. You’re then left pinch hitting… Mark Loretta. I think I’d rather take my chances that Blake gets on, then use Thome. Blake + Thome > Thome + Loretta.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blake + nobody you mean

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

On second thought, I think you’re right — Thome is the right move because it’s only the 8th inning. If it’s the 9th, then letting Blake hit is the best idea.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, you have your best bat and the bases loaded. There is no situation where he could drive in MORE runs.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean they outlawed the 5 run homer?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Epic at bat.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweatin bullets with a 5 run lead

this is why i love this city

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Admittedly, the stakes are kind of high here.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

we stay positive, no matter what, but have a healthy sense of guiltily deserved self-doubt.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be new…

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me, this is classic Blake. Sees a ton of pitches, works the count like crazy, but generally comes up with nothing. He does everything right at the plate except hit.

by Jay on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 more outs. can we add some runs please!!!

by pjnc2003 on Oct 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i like where your head is at

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take more runs … but I’m greedy

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not with senor octobre coming up soon

by ramble_on_ on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It ain’t over until it’s over.

And espn is owned by the douchiest compny in the world

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Microsoft?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Douchier

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know – i was taunting you :)

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Un-possible!

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, not as douchey as FOX

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

get Howard back up for an RBI , please .

What about the brief case? You forgot the brief case! I'm going home! So clear a path, you motherf*ckers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME! -Bill Foster

by BudVugger on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Chooch hit bid robbed

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Stairs

And I think we all know what this means.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Only in Philly is a 5 run lead with 3 outs left an automatic emergency.

Lidge notwithstanding…

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeout or groundout?

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

a nice breeze for the crowd

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

P2?

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Popping it 300 feet in the air as it travels 25 feet from the plate apparently works as well.

by RaptorLC on Oct 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fattest offensive player on the team gets to try and hit?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rofl Jonathan Broxton.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew we could get 10,000 loss reference, thank you

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

once a game…. once a game

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go ahead…throw a snowball. You know you want to.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only I’d seen snow in the last 15 years.

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Oct 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

but since then, reverting to the mean has been pretty enjoyable.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think this is bad … you have no idea the pro-Yankees tilt we’re going to suffer on Fox during the Wo