For crying out loud, all they could do today was bitch and moan about the dimensions of Citizens Bank Park.  Mudcat Grant kept saying "This park is a joke!" after Utley and Rollins' home runs, and nearly had a seizure after Utley's deep flyout in the eighth.

Maybe Mudcat is on to something; I mean, it's true that the grounds crew moves the fences in when the Phillies are at bat, and move them back out with the visiting team is at the plate.  I mean, it's not like the two teams play on the same field with the same dimensions or anything.  Clearly if they played the game on a field with identical dimensions, there'd be nothing to complain about... right?

And I'm sure he wasn't whining after Gonzalez's home run last night...