The Death of Joy: Phillies at Blue Jays Game Thread, June 26, 2009
Philadelphia Phillies at Toronto Blue Jays, Jun 26, 2009 7:07 PM EDT
Not trying to get all maudlin or Nick Cave on everyone (although the state of the team right now may warrant it), but it was on this site nearly 16 years ago that Joe Carter dashed our hopes and killed one of the more entertaining baseball team's the city would ever know.
That was then, this is now: Cole Hamels (who was 9 friggin' years old in 1993) goes against Ricky Romero (not to be confused with the Fark.com meme) tonight at Rogers Centre, the renamed SkyDome.
Discuss the game below.
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Win please Win please Win please Win please Win please Win please
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I think we need to collectively rub our rabbit feet, trolls, and statues of Buddha.
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yeah I noticed that last week when they were playing in Philly
by phillyphan9208 on Jun 26, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No one here or atleast not writing. wonder why? I could not even watch the game last 2 nights, had to turn the channel.
Anyway, finally a 1,2,3 inning for Hammels. ONly 1 3-2 count this inning.
Phillies just have the uncanny ability to turn every pitcher, regardless of his experience or quality into an ace.
I stand in awe.
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Scott Rolen continues to slow-burn the Phillies.
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I can’t remember a team with the ability to look unbeatable one night and then follow that up by looking like complete dog shit as well as this team has this year…
"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel
Well...there it is.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
At this rate, probably, the Phillies look like an American Legion team against professionals.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No-hitter no-hitter no-hitter no-hitter
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I'm calling this one over
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I’d rather see them ruin it.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
No-no through 6. Although my feeling is that the final score will be 4-3.
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Yeah, if the Phillies are going to be this bad, they might as well be bad for nine innings.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Muhahahaha....
better luck next time, pal.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
If only there was such a hit where you could score 4 whole runs with one swing of a bat!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
Such crazy talk!
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes see, but there is also a play where you can make two outs with one swing of the bat which would be so much more consistent with the tenor of things recently.
Actually, i thought it was going to be a triple play, given that I initially thought it was a line drive.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hang with 'em
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Sigh
They finally generate a little bit of excitement and then let it go to waste.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Hey, I remember this guy.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Toronto fans are doing the wave. They are idiots.
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Ooooh, encore presentation
Just in case you want to watch them lose again.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Yeah, let’s pretend it’s a tie score in the 9th.
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Lidge
Some outs would be nice.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
so it’s not the knee?
15 pitches without an out so far…
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
PHILLIES SUCK PHILLIES SUCK PHILLIES SUCK!
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?
And no one is disputing.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He keeps throwing the slider right into the ground. It needs to have a little bit more elevation to be effective.
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The world may never know.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel kinda bad for Wheeler...
he can’t turn this off like I can.
For Who? My teammates.
For What? To Win.
How Much? Where do I sign?

How the heck did this happen??
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Nah, aren’t smart enough to think of that. Or they are too cheap.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Branch Rickey was the first owner with the courage to try.
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, there’s one.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that doesn’t feel legal, that we get to make two outs on one pitch.
ruined all our fun. Bleh.
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Day Kirkhust
Hey Dickhurts
Jerk Gayhurst
good thing beer sales stop in the 7th inning.
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Making some noise on offense
Pointless runs to follow?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
The shut-oat is broken, just as the BJ’s announcer has reminded us.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Got a 40 year old bottle of Crown Royal, wanna share?
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yawn
Another Phillies loss, ho hum
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Well that was nice of the Phillies to drop by.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
let’s go clubbin’ with this Canadian play money, eh?
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me grab my passport and get it stamped.
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by WanderingMoses on Jun 26, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
excellent! Not too many hours until tomorrow’s BP, we can stay up ALL NIGHT. Plus Pat Burrell told me there are no STDs in countries with single-payer health care.
by Wet Luzinski on Jun 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions

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