Phils Dodgers Series Photo Review

 Thursday, June 4th

Cole Vs Clayton

I call this one the Chicken Dance Changeup.

I feel like I should have thrown the ball already.

I dodge your double arm leg swipe you fool!

Hi guys!

 Carlos, your hand is silky soft.

Friday, June 5th

Moyer Vs Milton

 Help, I am stuck.

Throw like an Egyptian...

If your name is Russell, why do you have a J on your jersey?

If I summon all my Chi I can float down to first base.

If I throw dirt around, maybe nobody will notice that I missed it...

I am Andre2001 and all I do is win ballgames.

 Saturday, June 6th

Cupcakes vs Kuroda

What, expecting a Japanese comment?

That's my liver bulging out of my shirt there.

She throws like Lenny Dykstra.
 

Time for my hidden stash of Ho-Hos.

Don't worry, we'll do this again in a couple hours.

Why run when you can slide?

Man I hate this stadium.

Please please please please...aww shit.

Ha ha.  I did it again.  I beat youuuuu.

In case you didn't hear it the first time.  I beat youuuuuuu.

Hey Joe, did you hear?  I beat them.  I did good, right?  Yeah kid, you done alright.

Sunday, June 7th

Bastardo vs Wolf

You think you can beat us again you bastards?

This is for that 137 pitch outing against the Cub where you ruined my careeer!

I lied about my age too, I am really 71.

HAAAAFE!!!!

Gentle, GENTLE!

Poof, you are now back to being Pedro Feliz.

I'll pretend that they are cheering...
 

I can only pitch well in LA.
  

No fair!

Meet your new closer.