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But It's a Dry Heat: Phillies at Diamondbacks Game Thread, July 27, 2009

Philadelphia Phillies at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT


The Philadelphia Not-Halladays, uh, Phillies travel to the belly of the Sonoran Desert to take on the Arizona Diamondbacks.  It's hot there, I assure you.

Jamie Moyer takes on Jon Garland.  My Magic 8-Ball sez... Many Baserunners.

Discuss the game below.

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Philadelphia Phillies
@ Arizona Diamondbacks

Monday, Jul 27, 2009, 9:40 PM EDT
Chase Field

Jamie Moyer vs Jon Garland

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 110.

 

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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jamie Moyer 9-7 19 19 0 0 0 0 106.2 125 68 67 21 29 60 5.65 1.44


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jon Garland 5-9 21 20 0 0 0 0 122.1 136 65 60 12 43 55 4.41 1.46

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"Dual in the Desert"

Isn’t that supposed to be duel?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, we’re on a role.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight the plan is: Jamie Moyer gets his 10th win while Garland gets his 10th loss.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I give that plan a …. real high rating

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Mark Grace….worst analyst in baseball.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yuck, 1-2-3 in the first

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jul 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad to see Jamie has his stuff tonight…..

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That could have been much worse.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

fast games on the west coast = no problem. “Just win baby.”

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear, the D-Backs’ announcers have ADD.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

either that or the heat is getting to their heads.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but the roof is closed….or it’s another kind of heat.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I meant that they were horny. Sorry for the confusion.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry….i did get it, of sorts, but my brain is shut off at this hour.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

double play puhleez

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhh...

… what is our all-time record against these guys? It seems like we lose to them more often than not, our current situation notwithstanding.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Fair enough.

I thought it would be worse for some reason, but we are under .500 natheless.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m somewhat surprised we’ve played the Diamondbacks so many times.

I guess I still think of them as an expansion team…

by JasonB on Jul 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the land where no one cares about pro sports...

… everyone’s an expansion team!

Except maybe the Cardinals this year, and the Suns when they are doing well.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that area turning into the new Florida? All transients who come from somewhere else?

by JasonB on Jul 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so.

I know there are some Flyers and Phillies fans out there.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the Cardinals needed a special extension to avoid a blackout of a playoff game…

by JasonB on Jul 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, but that was BEFORE they got to the Super Bowl.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, mlb.tv

I’m just so happy you decided to freeze up and make me miss the double play

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why I worry about trading Happ in a deal for Halladay. Sure, he would be a big upgrade over Happ… but we’d still have the same amount of dependable starters.

by JasonB on Jul 27, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Bako time

He needs to become badass right here.

Like when he was Saul Bako, before being struck down by a blinding light on his way to Damascus.

Wait, wrong Paul.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Biblical reference. Nice.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try.

My friends and I have a practice of purposefully giving athletes similar-sounding, yet incorrect, first names.

Among my faves are “Jonathan McNabb” and “Stanley Ramirez.”

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it suck if Garland got a no hitter?

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Not for him it wouldn't.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer = in WHIP hell right now.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a ton of respect for Jamie, but...

… whatever rollercoaster he and Lidge have been riding on this year needs to stop.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like the way this is shaping up.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Per Mark Grace – Moyer has them right where he wants them.

FSN Arizona pays him to say crap like that?

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

after “the hawk” and the marlins announcers…he’s my least favorite. If the snakes were in our division, he’d easily be #1.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanz and Franz in DC are my number 1 most despised duo.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So many announcers/pundits make excuses for Moyer because they all like him.

by JasonB on Jul 27, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean when you saw Moyer’s name penciled in to start tonight?

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

He didn’t win over 250 games for no reason. Maybe it’s the heat.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t mean I wanna run Steve Carlton out there tonight either.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Willingham hits two grand slams in one game.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Only third NL player ever to do it, apparently.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley breaks up the no no

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard takes care of the shut out

by FredEx on Jul 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic Ryan Howard Bomb™

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ka-ka-ka BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard and Raul are battling for the most home runs in the club, both with 26. Comeon Raul, take the lead!!!

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

A base hit will do.

Get some guys on base, give Moyer some more time to recover.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

or…strike out.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard is a 2nd half monster.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

howard is a monster

by char6587 on Jul 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

My cats can attest that I called that Howard bomb.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Jul 27, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah pete mackanin!

by char6587 on Jul 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth is the master of good AB’s.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he’ll turn a 3-0 count to a 3-2 count as good as anybody I’ve ever seen!

He is having the best year of his career though.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad it didn’t end up with him on base. but great 11 pitch AB.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah either way he drew a handful of pitches out of Garland.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loved the long replay of the home run. It really was a rocket shot.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Two K’s in the inning from Grampa.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Moyer… can he really strike out the side?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

of course not, but he can get a nice 1-2-3 inning.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was 2/3 the way there.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh spoke too soon. but still wow.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3??? wow

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Jul 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess the run support has settled Moyer a little. More run support!!!

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

8-gamer for Feliz. Apparently he and Rollins have figured out a way to share concurrent offensive mojo.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

wonderful pickoff move by the seasoned veteran Jon Garland

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Starting to look like it won’t matter now.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like hitting a triple, lol.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, Bako jus can’t get a break….poor guy.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

way to move him over paul. and way to do nothing moyer.

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins with a hige 2 out double.

For Who? My teammates.

For What? To Win.

How Much? Where do I sign?

by jonk on Jul 27, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh. wait why did we want Bako over Coste?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Bako can catch.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? I haven’t seen him do anything better than Coste, including play catcher.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, i was being sarcastic, but the stars apparently make things boldfaced here.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

some advantage with some pitchers?

Maybe Coste was a cancer to the team. He had a huge ego and he was really bringing the team down. And they decided that regardless of what he brings to the table, it isn’t worth breaking up the team.

oh wait…

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice move, J-Roll….don’t know why the RF was faking the catch with two outs.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i love having a guy @ 3rd w/ no outs and stranding him…
(in all fairness it was DELETE.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

if the phils get it up to a five run lead or it becomes midnight, i’m going to sleep.

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I was about to…but now the wife said she wants to finish her book…so I’ve got another 5-10 minutes. I hope Moyer doesn’t implode in that time.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

A hope shared all the way around the fanbase

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully both will happen.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you blame him? He can’t really spare giving up any easy outs.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

waiting for pedro to send him off to a happy retirement

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh…it had to be a g-damn upton.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

all right kids….don’t blow it

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So far so good...

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 27, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Moyer is definitely the set up man for CHoP

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

if he pitches like this every game i dont see why not…

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn. Willingham blasted the Brewers. I knew he had 1 GS but 2? I think the Nats were saving up for one big performance.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

thats all their runs for the week

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he went down in some sort of historical stat with that.

Just found it: 3rd player in the NL to do it.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the shitty D-back defense.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

this team is really no good.

by char6587 on Jul 27, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley goes from first to third like no one else, whether in reality on the basepaths or in the fantasy leagues of many….

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

a Raul Boom?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

good enough.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats with the wel?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

adds a syllable, makes it sound better

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, i’m more a fan of the “oooool” sound that goes on forever

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. trying to replicate the local patois

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raul wanted to hit it to the Diamond Club.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

nice RBI feliz, and gooooooooooooooooooood night every body. enjoy the rest of the game. talk to you guys tomorrow

by philadelphiayankees on Jul 27, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bako will get a hit, someday.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

has he gotten a hit in the last 5 attempts?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nvm I think that was a FC…

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he turned that lineup over. What a pro.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

D-Backs defensively look like the suckiest bunch of sucks

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, they just aren’t good. Don’t know what the deal is, but they can’t turn a basic 6-4-3 with a catcher running

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-0. Ugly runs, but damn it, they are good enough for me.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and for Moyer.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vote for CHoP three inning save

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

third

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy inning for Moyer. Does he have one more? What’s he at like 95 pitches now?

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

93. and safe side is to bring in the relievers. 6 strong innings from him is all we needed.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

a la hs softball, if you are shutout by Jamie Moyer after 6 innings, some sort of mercy rule should apply.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer

How about a tip of the cap to our honorary pitching coach. Six shutout innings should get you some praise, even against the Diamondbacks.

by phillyinportland on Jul 27, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Moyer still in. Anyone warming in the pen? If so, who?

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, guess no three inning CHoP save tonight.

I am truly disappointed by that. But not by how Moyer has just started mowing them down since the 3rd.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Moyer out, don’t know who is coming in.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

CHAN HO!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the people in the house say HO!

(“ho!”)

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess Charlie likes to get the most out of Moyer when he’s getting people out – might have gone a little longer than he should but that’s part of the luxury of a six-run lead.

by phillyinportland on Jul 27, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody Han Cho tonight!

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Chop does it. and will continue to do it.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm, Howard is up to bat/middle of the line up. You guys see Chollie bringin in Lidge in the ninth again?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

somebody named Clay Zavada is pitching (and he has a 2.13 era fwiw)

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, he’s the one with that crazy Salvador Dali-like mustache.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to think we were worried about Jon Garland pitching a no-no against us.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I purposefully jinxed it.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 27, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess Cholly is watching Raul’s groin carefully.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

that sounds so wrong.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it feels so right.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 27, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just quoting from a couple weeks ago.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bako shot to the pool. I’m calling it.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

instead, a shot to his fingers. Owie owie owie ouch.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Chan Ho hit.

by FredEx on Jul 27, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

purportedly. General: the cavalry awaits your cannon volley!

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

or your weakass pop fly

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

CHoP out.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

it’s unusual to see the ball hit a DBack glove and actually stay in it.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good night all. Cholly sending the Beard up just made me unconscious.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 28, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

blahhhh. It’s all Bruntlett’s fault.

by myrestingpulse_121bpm on Jul 28, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Bruntlett provides us with another reason to shake our head in disgust.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

What’s more disappointing is seeing CHoP only in for an out.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Madson, you fail.

this is not acceptable.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude needs work, I guess.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

2 down, 1 to go.

Come on, let’s go 8-9-1 next inning.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or not.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugh Madson.....Wtf.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Sigh...

Parra to second on fielder’s indifference.
Madson in from bullpen on manager’s indifference.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

dadgum jet lag dadgumit

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hawk Harrelson, is that you?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Madson wants to make every inning he pitches an adventure, even with a six-run lead.

by phillyinportland on Jul 28, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

He's in danger of blowing it entirely at this rate.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

pull him out. Bring in Lidge.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Much as I hate to say it, It’s a save situation now.

by phillyinportland on Jul 28, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

As my confidence in Lidge rose, it sank in Madson.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

no 2-strike whammies, no 2-strike whammies….

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

dear god, I was nervous.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The grass in this park looks terrible

It’s all beat up and patchy.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

(Insert a terribly inappropriate joke) (sorry)

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

there’s a really hideous patch right in front of the mound. It’s like they’re in the middle of the desert.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I figured it’s because of the climate, but it still looks they need to take better care of it.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks LIKE, even…

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’d be a shame if they let it go to seed. When I saw the place 11 years ago I was deeply impressed—not only at the global-warming inducing stadium-wide air conditioning, but just with the appearance, how nice the workers were, etc.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Insurance would be nice.

Didn’t think I’d be saying that now, after we were through 7.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh well.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright Lidge. Don't choke.

damnit Madson….

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Here we go.

Keep it easy,.

Or at least make sure we win.

by FredEx on Jul 28, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s like keeping an animal under control.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Herding cats?

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

if that floats your boat.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer did 6, Lidge can do 1. The game’s easy, Harry.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

so I guess we’ll have to invoke Rich Ashburn to get Lidge going again.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 down. 1 to go.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

That's a lot better.

I wasn’t nervous, at all.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 28, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I personally would have been shocked it Lidge allowed a base runner.

by FredEx on Jul 28, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God.

That’s what we needed to see.

Good night everyone.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 28, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

winnah for Happy Human

by DeanH on Jul 28, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

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