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They Came In: Astros at Phillies Game Thread, September 28, 2009

Houston Astros at Philadelphia Phillies, Sep 28, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


The Phillies start their final regular season homestand of the 2009 season against the Astros, who made such quick work of the Phillies earlier this month during that rotten series in Houston.

On the bright side, if you're a fan of any other team, is that the Astros are throwing crummy young pitchers at the Phillies.  Tonight, Yorman Bazardo goes for the Astros against Cole Hamels.

The bad news, if you're a Phillies fan... the Phillies always seem (anecdotally) to struggle against unproven rookie types.  Let's flip the trend.

Discuss the game below.

Star-divide


Next Game

Houston Astros
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Monday, Sep 28, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Yorman Bazardo vs Cole Hamels

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing out to right field at 15-20 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.

 

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Next Game

Houston Astros
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Monday, Sep 28, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Yorman Bazardo vs Cole Hamels

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing out to right field at 15-20 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.

 

The Worst Inning . . . or Let's Play 8!

Complete Coverage >


 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Cole Hamels 10-9 30 30 2 2 0 0 184.0 194 86 84 24 38 161 4.11 1.26



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Yorman Bazardo 0-2 8 4 0 0 0 0 21.2 30 25 23 2 15 13 9.55 2.08


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Let's keep Bourn off base

If we can shut this clown down, things such as the multi-run HR and the Ryan Howard throw to 2nd can be avoided…

by Aspeed8 on Sep 28, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Whole… how you gonna possibly top De La Soul if we get to Two?

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Loathesome Star People

of crummy burnt orange and Dumbo-eared GM
from the sewer-grate of a city
that catches in its oily maw
all that is wrong with our culture,

o how thou art detested.

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Manufacturing runs is fun

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

And home runs are imaginary baseball?

Ugh

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they’re great — except when you swing for the fences and strike out with men in scoring position and less than 2 outs…just glad to see them bringing in an easy run once in a while

by Aspeed8 on Sep 28, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

See – it’s too late to atone for that now you have to wait a whole year

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Our Bare Hands

and fine motor skills
we will encircle the airpipes of the Burnt Orange Star People,
and squeeze out the Little Things™
which when done right
will transfer our choking to theirs

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you’re en fuego tonight

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yom Kippur didn’t seem appropriate for more Yiddish, so I’ve got this open mike night, beat poetry vibe thang working. And I’m picking up on WC’s documented hatred of Houston.

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...I'll give it a shot

As Destiny Beckons
and the postseason draws nigh
the Burnt Orange Star People
must watch and ponder
how the fortunes of teams have changed
a horses ass named Ed

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

At least our buddy Pedro took a pitch before making his customary out

by Aspeed8 on Sep 28, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you are a pitcher with an ERA above 5 and you are interested in lowering that number, pitch against the Phillies.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The marlins are in 3rd the braves are in second – why is this bad?

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by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

now it makes more sense :)

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by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is gonna be the inning.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The Hamels-makes-this-start-much-harder-than-it-has-to-be inning

by Aspeed8 on Sep 28, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes cause the offense has gone out of its way to make it easy by staking him a WHOLE RUN

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitch-count wise, anyway

by Aspeed8 on Sep 28, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Berkman’s like “What?” and then “Oh crap”

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That might be one of the funniest moments of the season, getting chased around behind the plate. It’s like little league :)

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That was weird.

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 8:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that shouldn't be legal

I don’t mind benefitting from Bako’s block because it’s always allowed, but there’s no earthly reason catcher should be able to fully physically obstruct the plate to prevent a run.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he actually had the ball which is why its allowed

he just didn’t tag him until well after he passed plate

by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Sep 28, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

but to allow it at all means that inevitably there are the try-to-give-catcher-a-concussion crashes, which are also permitted, because once you’ve let the catcher totally block the plate you’ve got to let the runner try to get to it, right? Save catchers. Leave football on the gridiron. Outlaw full blocks of bases.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball is a sport with contact…sounds like you want softball

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I don’t see that as “saving catchers” so much as “giving up runs without a fight.” If I’m the catcher and I have the ball, that runner’s gonna have to do his worst to get past me and score.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus catchers have a lot more equpment than runners

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it should be a tag play

just like at any other base.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

except it’s not any other base….it’s not a base, it’s a plate…

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is a tag play like the other bases

but the reason why fielders don’t get in the way at other bases is because they don’t have
the same equipment as the catcher. It happens very rarely, but if you have the ball any player
can block the basepath.

by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Sep 28, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s always been that way too…changing that rule is akin to changing the fabric of the game

by Aspeed8 on Sep 28, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would pretty much be a disgrace not to score 4 or 5 runs off of this guy.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd take 4 or 5 hits

at this point.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note: not Cypress Hill style hits.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werth is the only one who seems to realize that this guy is wild.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

okay… the big guy with the giant stack of hot dogs eating one for each Hamels “K.” Hysterical..

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Pedro Feliz the worst third baseman in the national league?

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends on how you define it – if you are factoring in defense COMBINED with offense – than probably yes

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by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, that’s what I meant. Offensively, I don’t think it is even close.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you count Emilio Bonerface (who plays several other positions) then Feliz has the worst OPS among 3rd baseman in the national league — by 15 points.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which would also rank him as the 2nd worst — among those with the plate appearances to qualify — IN THE MLB.

Yeah, he sucks. Bad.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got settled in…long day at work today, wife had dinner ready.

WTF is going on?

by Bilzo on Sep 28, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole pitching real well. An unbelievable play at the plate where Bako chased Berkman around for 10 seconds after he missed home plate. Scored a run courtesy of a J-Ro hit and stolen base in the 1st. Bats much, much too silent since then…

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 50s called – they wonder when you’re coming back?

Don't frack with me or you'll get a punch in the kidneys...you've been warned

by jemagee on Sep 28, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we’re facing some guy with an ERA of 9+ to start the game, and in this game he’s got an ERA of 1.80?

Why oh why does this offense just disappear so often?

by Bilzo on Sep 28, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and the good laptop is having some service done….so I’ve got the craptop and it keeps losing the audio feed. My day has sucked for the most part, I’m hoping a W can negate some of it.

by Bilzo on Sep 28, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Abandon all hope, apparently.

by dpb132 on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Bilzo, get your man a beer already!

Can’t you see he’s had a hard day?

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

she’s being good….she’s leaving me alone in peace to pay attention to the phillies.

by Bilzo on Sep 28, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole struggling like hell with the heart of their order.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit.

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

And now we are losing. Cole just can’t get 2-5 out tonight.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Gah, come on Phils

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

2 run lead should probably hold given the way things are going tonight. See you all later.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

horrendous

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

The inability to hit shitty pitchers is aggravating.

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 8:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

A hit OMG.

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 8:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Berkman was trying to play some more flag football there.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

for crying out loud

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

HA BALK!

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

need a balk here!

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

nice break dancing by the ump too

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

looked like Reed Rothchild

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was always a dirk diggler fan myself

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Sep 28, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELLO? EXACTLY!!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

incredibly underrated movie btw

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Sep 28, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Want to hear a poem I wrote? “I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We’ll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won’t sting, because you love me.” That’s it.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, too, thought it sounded like something Barney might say. But what do I know.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly talking about Boogie Nights.

C’mon people!

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far you’ve missed:

Boogie Nights
There Will Be Blood

Those aren’t good?!!!?

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

didnt care for boogie nights and have never seen there will be blood
never been a gore fan

by SmilingJPhilsPhan on Sep 28, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

keepin' it old skool

Don’t push him, cuz he’s close to the edge
he’s trying not to lose his head.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

went to the city and got Social Security
had to get a pension couldn’t make it on his own

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Dave Chappelle ever comes back, maybe Tschida can be that guy who shows up in every skit doing The Robot

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d, my friend

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it!

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

look at Shane pointing at the pitcher…repeatedly. funny, this is one weird game.

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Bazardo gone!

The break we needed! Maybe we can hit the bullpen of a .475 or so team, ya think?

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Sammy Gervacio was the guy on “The Sopranos” who hanged himself in the garage and peed himself.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

8 stolen bases for RyHo!!!!!

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hot damn.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

organic food!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and Werth swinging for the 5-run homer there.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This Tolles guy looks like William Zabka

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Towles, rather

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow – WholeCamels, you have powers mere mortals only dream of

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this guy the RHP equivalent of Pedro Feliciano?

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

just for the record

I sort of skimmed through the official rules and as far as I can tell, you’re right about blocking a base – they don’t appear to say you can, but there’s a note specifying that the catcher can’t do it if he doesn’t have the ball, hence, by the, um transitive property or something, uh, you’re right.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

son of a bitch

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I think there’s a connections between Werth falling down as he throws, and the throw sailing wide of the plate

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

bourn gets on, which means he’ll score, right?
My question is will he steal on P/C or P/1B

by Bilzo on Sep 28, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

you’re late

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't like Bourn and Tejada

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I despise broken bat singles. Goddamn this team from houston

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 9:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

In what universe is it a good idea to bring in Tyler Walker to pitch to Carlos Lee?

by PhillyFriar on Sep 28, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this.

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This game is so over

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

is that me some lets go flyers chants going?

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Sep 28, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Where’s this “team of necessity” I keep hearing about? This is BS.

by doubleh on Sep 28, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate this goddamn team. I swear to God, Ed Wade built this team to win 80 games, but to sweep the season series over the Phillies.

by PhillyFriar on Sep 28, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Houston and everything associated with it.

by doubleh on Sep 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Charlie kills half the team in the clubhouse after the game, will there be some kind of emergency “bereavement draft” so the Phillies could take a fresh team into next season?

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And, of course, the Braves still lead 3-0 in the seventh.

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheels: “Loosey goosey”

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I never used to hate the Astros

Even when the White Sox were playing them in the World Series in ‘05 I didn’t have any particular dislike for them.

But now I hate them. I hate them with a passion.

…well, except for Coste. I still like him.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Coste can pound sand

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LULZ

Carlos Lee needs to get a fastball in the ribs after that little arms up thing

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you umpire.

by besam32 on Sep 28, 2009 9:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Houston starters ERA this series: 6.11
Phillies starters ERA this series: 3.45

$20 we drop at least 3 games for no good reason other than Ed Wade’s bunch of aging, shitty players only shows up to play the Phillies.

by PhillyFriar on Sep 28, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Aren’t we about due for one of those freak improbable come back wins?

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheels fingering his taint over Bourn’s play

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously. The Stros are thriving on broken bat and infield singles, and Ibanez scorches one that gets run down. Unbelievable.

by PhillyFriar on Sep 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What the...

COME OOOONNNNN

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a fucking disgrace…rookie no name pitcher…we can get more then 2 god damn hits?

by Dlance04 on Sep 28, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

They ought to pull the starters from the game right now.

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

well……looks like my day kept it in gear. Oh well. Hope the sun comes up tomorrow.

by Bilzo on Sep 28, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

at least the mets are losing to the nats. Meaningless, but at least they’re losing… just sayin

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

not helping

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by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty cool, though

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Houston’s using its full series allotment of check swing, broken bat, and infield singles tonight, right?

by PhillyFriar on Sep 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope so

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any other sadists watching at this point?

by Boundforbeach on Sep 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

like it’s my job

oh wait

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, flipping between this and the hilarity of the Cowgirls not putting any points up against the Panthers,

What about the brief case? You forgot the brief case! I'm going home! So clear a path, you motherf*ckers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME! -Bill Foster

by BudVugger on Sep 28, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is embarassment…first pitch swinging is the in thing….

by Dlance04 on Sep 28, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It crashed

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha , Panthers up on the Cowgirls 7-0

What about the brief case? You forgot the brief case! I'm going home! So clear a path, you motherf*ckers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME! -Bill Foster

by BudVugger on Sep 28, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Really…Howard never had a chance against this guy.

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a depressing thing to see when my wife flipped the channel back after she was done with Gossip Girl.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lights Out!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Sep 28, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Lidge time!

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I have it on mute so I couldn’t tell if there were boos or not

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

one way or the other, he walks off the mound in the 9th with the Phils way behind.

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he do that on purpose?

by FuquaManuel on Sep 28, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Lidge is going to get back at those who hurt him by hunting them down, one after another, and insulting them – “You’re a jerk, Pence – a complete kneebiter” – and then putting a fastball in their ribs.

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, it feels like the magic number should go back up to 5 just on principle.

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree with that…things havent looked worse

by Dlance04 on Sep 28, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha well played, sir.

by PhillyFriar on Sep 28, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait a minute

no runs scored on Lidge. What can that mean? He gave up 100% fewer runs than last time – thus he’s currently on pace to go scoreless from now through 2012!

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha…the bright spot of this last 3 hours

by Dlance04 on Sep 28, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and whats with Werth and his more open stance then usual?

by Dlance04 on Sep 28, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

[wide stance joke goes here]

"I am the Walrus?..... I am the Walrus." - Donny Kerabatsos

by The Navigator on Sep 28, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loathesome Star People

Our season a burnt-out orange case
of flailing at Texas-sized mosquitoes with bats
and unfinished, incomplete stars.

Cross-eyed and corkscrewed
We spike ourselves into a worn batters box
Six feet deep.

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This game made me go

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Sep 28, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

In honor of Yom Kippur

I deeply apologize to the Houston Astros for inflicting upon them Ed Wade, and seek forgiveness so that You-Know-Who can give the Phillies the strength for a victory over the Astros.

by Wet Luzinski on Sep 28, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

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