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No dismissal for woman in sex-for-tickets case

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via www.coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com

"You can be a slut; that's not illegal," attorney William J. Brennan said, comparing it to someone "who buys a woman a cosmopolitan and then has sex."

I really just couldn't resist another absurd installment of (one of) WholeCamels' least-favorite World Series human interest stories. To think that all these years, I've just been buying Cosmopolitans to take the quizzes. If that's what other guys get, well then, I've failed every single one. 

And finally, this remains an interesting case study for all aspiring and current public relations professionals that there's really no publicity that's bad publicity. No word from the Wistar Institute on what kind of ticket deals they've come up with since this story broke.

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 She should be charged with false advertising. She looks like Scott Hartnell in drag.

by j reed on Jan 31, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

haha

nice rack but looks like she stoped a shovel with that face

RIP JJ

by MeanGreen5 on Feb 17, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

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has to be the funniest thing said in court in PA in the last year.

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Feb 17, 2010 9:45 AM EST reply actions  

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