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Roylysses

With apologies to Tennyson as well as the bloglords and bloggers who do this better than I:


Roylysses

It little profits than an ace of aces
By this still mound, among these rosin bags
Match’d with a wily Chooch, I kick and pitch
Unhittable cutters unto savage batsmen
That swing and miss and curse and know not me.

Star-divide

I cannot rest from travel: I will pitch
In these series: All strikezones I have enjoy’d
Greatly, have suffer’d greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone, on the mound, and when
Thro’ scuddling drifts in rainy Aprils
Vext the delays: I am become a name;
For always throwing with a callous curve
Many have I seen and known; stadiums of men
Ill-mannered, dugouts, bullpens, mound conferences,
Myself not least, but honour’d of them all;
And drunk delights of battle with my peers,
Far on the ringing plains of CBP.
I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is a series wherethro’
Gleams that untouche’d trophy whose glimmer fades
For ever and forever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to step out,
To scratch and spit, not to await my pitch!
As tho’ to throw all strikes! Strikes piled on strikes
Were all groundballs, and of hits on me
Few remain
: but every inning is saved
From that eternal silence, painted corners,
A bringer of fastballs; and vile it were
For some three outs to pace and scowl myself,
And this grey jersey yearning in desire
To follow playoffs like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of Broad and Pattison.

 

This is my catcher, mine own Carlitos
To whom I leave the mit and the mound, -
Well-loved of me, discerning to sign
These signals, by slow prudence to make mild
A rugged lineup, and thro soft glove
Subdue them to their dugout, heads down.
Most blameless is he, centered behind the plate
In padded duty, decent not to fail
With bat or glove, and pay
Meet adoration to our cheering fans,
When I am gone. He works his work, I mine.

 

There lies the bank; the bell tolls her tale:
There glooms the dark, broad sky. My teammates,
Souls that have toil’d, and wrought, and thought with me-
That ever with a frolic victory took
The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed
Free swings, free bases – you and I are old;
Old age hath yet his honour and his toil;
Lidge closes all: but something ere the end,
Some work of CGSHO, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the stands:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Innings round with many voices. Come, my friends,
‘Tis not too late to seek our trophy back.
Push off, and driving toward the plate smite
The confounded batsmen; for my purpose holds
To win beyond this series, and the bats
Of all those baseball stars, until I die.
It may be that the Giants will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Cooper’s town,
And see the great Kalas whom we knew.
Tho’ much is taken, much abides, and tho’
We are not now the sluggers which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weaker by age and injury, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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One of my very favorite poems.

by phatj on Oct 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

outstanding

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 13, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I prefer The Charge of the Light Brigade, but this is terrific!

Rec’d!

by Phrozen on Oct 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than the orginal.

Hey, I thought I recognized you avatar. Reminded me of a Teenage Fanclub album cover but wasn’t sure , then I rechecked your name and was like doy. I had that record along time ago. Are they still around?

by j reed on Oct 14, 2010 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

The released an album in 2010 so the answer is yes.

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."

by boknows71 on Oct 14, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Their first three releases are my favorites. I’ve heard disparaging remarks on other blogs about Philly fans being “bandwagon jumpers”, and I wanted to have some fun with that.

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra (SI, May 14, 1979)

by bandwagonesque on Oct 14, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

And the Right Brained Renaissance continues!

Rec’d, of course.

by PhillyFriar on Oct 14, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Bravo!

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 14, 2010 7:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for the comments! A big thanks to WC for the promotion and to WL, WC (again), Trev223 and EvilBanner for the inspiration.

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra (SI, May 14, 1979)

by bandwagonesque on Oct 14, 2010 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Awesome! Rec’d. I don’t know how I missed that.

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra (SI, May 14, 1979)

by bandwagonesque on Oct 14, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dang, so good! I really am loving this trend here.

by Trev223 on Oct 14, 2010 11:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Standing ovations are also often given in a sporting context to reflect an outstanding individual performance

inter arma enim silent leges

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 14, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

rec snaps
mine own Carlitos

Is just a nugget out of this very wonderful piece, I’m going to put this into game chatter play as of Saturday. Be sure to send this here.

Also, WL’s father is a big Tennyson guy.

Come, my friends,
‘Tis not too late to seek our trophy back.

this and again i say this a thousand times this

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 14, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Just have fun with it. I had the first stanza of this for weeks, but the overall story/theme kept me from working on it. It seemed impossibly long until I just sat down and blasted out a draft.

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra (SI, May 14, 1979)

by bandwagonesque on Oct 22, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome man

Take your time with it. Let it happen at its own pace.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 26, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

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