2010 MLB Predictions - Perma-Thread
Let this thread be the permanent repository for your ridiculous pre-season MLB predictions. We'll stash it on the left sidebar so it doesn't get lost forever and can be easily referenced throughout the season, either for bragging rights or mockery, or a mix of both.
The more outlandish the better -- Braves win NL East doesn't count; Nationals win NL East does.
Post your predictions in the comments below.
I'll kick this off:
2010 AL Cy Young Award - Daisuke Matsuzaka
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2010 AL Rookie of the Year
Kyle Drabek
by Pedro45 on Feb 10, 2010 9:36 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I don’t think you get the Pirates’ management mentality…McCutchen is their centerpiece. He’s valuable to them, so he’s obviously valuable to everybody else in the league. They can get at least three prospects and/or picks for him. Therefore, they MUST trade him before he asks for (gasp) more money.
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
I think the Pirates do have a plan and a lot of teams tried to get McCutchen this off season and were told no. The Pirates are 2-3 years away from being legit and McCutchen will be the guy leading that team.
I hope they do, just because I’d like to see Pittsburgh not be the Nationals of the NL Central. I’ve just grown to expect the Pirates’ management to make the wrong choice pretty much every time.
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
The malodorous team and ownership keeps so many fans away from what I feel is the best new-wave stadiums. I hope they improve too.
by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
America, meet your 2010 NL MVP
Eric Bruntlett
Beardo is unlikely member of 3 consecutive NL World Series teams, as he leads the Nationals in a 4 game sweep of the Orioles.
If we're going the Jersey Shore route....
Jeter breaks it off with Minka Kelly, replaces The Situation on The Jersey Shore.
by Phils 2036 World CH on Feb 10, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions
jeter's not the situation?
"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube
by sports00fan00 on Feb 10, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
like omg, the Situation’s getting his ass kicked downonnathaboawdwawk!
by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
The Pirates are competitive, and the Orioles place 2nd in the AL East
TAKE THE FALL, ACT HURT, GET INDIGNANT
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Feb 10, 2010 12:10 PM EST reply actions
The Royals and Indians meet in the 2010 ALCS. The Indians win when Kerry Wood returns to the rotation and throws an 11-inning shutout in game 7.
by ThinMountainAir on Feb 10, 2010 12:32 PM EST reply actions
But Greinke should be pitching Game 7
If it’s Wood-Greinke, it’s going to be a lot longer than 11 innings before someone scores a run ;)
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
Jason Donald will have the game winning RBI, scoring Lou Marson.
by ThinMountainAir on Feb 10, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Fireworks ensue.
"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez
by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 10, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
2010 ALCS: A’s vs. O’s
Let the best vowel win.
"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez
by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 10, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions
Oakland A’s left fielder Michael Taylor wins 2010 rookie of the year, silver slugger & American League MVP awards.
I won’t go that far, but I can easily foresee an SI “Inside Baseball” article that talks about Billy Beane’s prowess in finding high OBP, questionable power guys at low cost as they improbably challenge the Mariners for the AL West Division Lead.
by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
This is not nearly as insane as you think it is. Gold Gloves are an absolute joke.
"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez
by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 10, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
True, but it’s still Jason Bay…with two left feet in the cavernous left field at Shitty Field.
by WanderingMoses on Feb 10, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
as well as lipo
http://phibossports.blogspot.com - a (recently started) Philly and Boston sports blog
by alcatraz0109 on Feb 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Nationals win 100 games, win NL East by 17.5 over Florida (half game is b/c a game was cancelled due to snow in Miami)
by layout ultimate on Feb 10, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions
“General manager.” So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.
by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Roy Halladay hits .300 with 8 homers and eventually gets intentionally walked to get to a slumping Jimmy Rollins.
by WanderingMoses on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Not much of a prediction...
Does it count to say that the Nationals will finish ahead of the Mets?
@mvhsbball: You forgot “for the fourth straight time” :-)
@ Phils 2036 World CH: Derek Jeter breaks it off with Minka Kelly and starts DATING the Situation…
Haha, I remember our first divison title streak…
"Jason Heyward is more than the top prospect in baseball. He's the player who could transform the Braves from a modest threat into a World Series contender."
by Scott Coleman on Feb 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
A few for you
Another Yankee WS Champ’s name gets leaked to media for steroid use (Girardi, wouldn’t that be great).
Mets start off over .500 for first 2 months and falsely give their fans hope…..again
Phils make a shrewd pick up of a scrap heap pitcher before the all star break
Jimmy Rollins…. Playoff MVP
Lincecum gets 3rd straight NL CY….has trophy drilled to make a sweet bong
Howard Eskin…still a jerk
Charlie Manuel gets Heavy B to do Nutrisystem, wins 20 games and makes us all forget about Cliff Lee (can’t even type that with a straight face)
Cole Hamels throws 4 curve balls in 1 game twice this season.
Eric Bruntlett will hit a huge HR against Philly just to shut us up.
Moyer
Jamie Moyer wins 42 games to become the final 300 game winner in MLB history.
This might be his competition
Now, there is little wonder why Milton Bradley’s name keeps popping up when “pipebomb” is googled.

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