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2010 MLB Predictions - Perma-Thread

Let this thread be the permanent repository for your ridiculous pre-season MLB predictions.  We'll stash it on the left sidebar so it doesn't get lost forever and can be easily referenced throughout the season, either for bragging rights or mockery, or a mix of both.

The more outlandish the better -- Braves win NL East doesn't count; Nationals win NL East does.

Post your predictions in the comments below.

I'll kick this off:

2010 AL Cy Young Award - Daisuke Matsuzaka

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The Pirates will only trade one player; either Garrett Jones or Andrew McCutchen.

by j reed on Feb 10, 2010 9:39 AM EST reply actions  

Jones for sure. McCutchen is the center piece for that team.

by EREX21 on Feb 11, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think you get the Pirates’ management mentality…McCutchen is their centerpiece. He’s valuable to them, so he’s obviously valuable to everybody else in the league. They can get at least three prospects and/or picks for him. Therefore, they MUST trade him before he asks for (gasp) more money.

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 11, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

In fairness, Neil Huntington seems like a pretty smart guy to me. He may actually have a plan.

by taco pal on Feb 11, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the Pirates do have a plan and a lot of teams tried to get McCutchen this off season and were told no. The Pirates are 2-3 years away from being legit and McCutchen will be the guy leading that team.

by EREX21 on Feb 11, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope they do, just because I’d like to see Pittsburgh not be the Nationals of the NL Central. I’ve just grown to expect the Pirates’ management to make the wrong choice pretty much every time.

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 11, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The malodorous team and ownership keeps so many fans away from what I feel is the best new-wave stadiums. I hope they improve too.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Jamie Moyer retires

by j reed on Feb 10, 2010 9:50 AM EST reply actions  

Mets make the Playoffs? lol

by Mitchell Green on Feb 10, 2010 10:08 AM EST reply actions  

America, meet your 2010 NL MVP

Eric Bruntlett

Beardo is unlikely member of 3 consecutive NL World Series teams, as he leads the Nationals in a 4 game sweep of the Orioles.

by Cormican on Feb 10, 2010 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

Phillies sweeps the Suckstros

by j reed on Feb 10, 2010 10:54 AM EST reply actions  

yanks miss the playoffs due to major injuries to overpaid rotation and aging position players.

by #26HOF2B on Feb 10, 2010 10:56 AM EST reply actions  

AJ Burnett’s arm falls

by j reed on Feb 10, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

yanks missing the playoffs causes an episode of the jersey shore in the dug out.

by #26HOF2B on Feb 10, 2010 11:03 AM EST reply actions  

If we're going the Jersey Shore route....

Jeter breaks it off with Minka Kelly, replaces The Situation on The Jersey Shore.

by Phils 2036 World CH on Feb 10, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

+1

I like where your head’s at.

by Cormican on Feb 10, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

jeter's not the situation?

"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube

by sports00fan00 on Feb 10, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

like omg, the Situation’s getting his ass kicked downonnathaboawdwawk!

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The Pirates are competitive, and the Orioles place 2nd in the AL East

TAKE THE FALL, ACT HURT, GET INDIGNANT

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Feb 10, 2010 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

The Royals and Indians meet in the 2010 ALCS. The Indians win when Kerry Wood returns to the rotation and throws an 11-inning shutout in game 7.

by ThinMountainAir on Feb 10, 2010 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

But Greinke should be pitching Game 7

If it’s Wood-Greinke, it’s going to be a lot longer than 11 innings before someone scores a run ;)

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 10, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Donald will have the game winning RBI, scoring Lou Marson.

by ThinMountainAir on Feb 10, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

2010 AL Cy Young winner: Brett Anderson

by PhillyFriar on Feb 10, 2010 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

Dom Browns bat goes silent this year.

by philiafan14364 on Feb 10, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

FuquaManuel reaches the 10,000 TGP comment mark by July 4.

by FuquaManuel on Feb 10, 2010 1:39 PM EST reply actions  

Fireworks ensue.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 10, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

2010 ALCS: A’s vs. O’s

Let the best vowel win.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 10, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

2010 ALCS: Orioles vs. Blue Jays
2010 World Series: Orioles vs. Cardinals

Ornithologists celebrate, ask for the Nationals to be renamed the Budgies.

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 10, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Strasburg becomes baseball’s first 80 game winner, almost lives up to hype.

by Cormican on Feb 10, 2010 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

Oakland A’s left fielder Michael Taylor wins 2010 rookie of the year, silver slugger & American League MVP awards.

by DannyO on Feb 10, 2010 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

I won’t go that far, but I can easily foresee an SI “Inside Baseball” article that talks about Billy Beane’s prowess in finding high OBP, questionable power guys at low cost as they improbably challenge the Mariners for the AL West Division Lead.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Rich Harden starts more than 30 games.

by yosoysean on Feb 10, 2010 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

Jason Bay wins NL OF Gold Glove

by WanderingMoses on Feb 10, 2010 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

This is not nearly as insane as you think it is. Gold Gloves are an absolute joke.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 10, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but it’s still Jason Bay…with two left feet in the cavernous left field at Shitty Field.

by WanderingMoses on Feb 10, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

now, now ..no need to get all sabery

by j reed on Feb 10, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

CC needs Tommy John before spring training ends

by Dlance04 on Feb 10, 2010 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

as well as lipo

http://phibossports.blogspot.com - a (recently started) Philly and Boston sports blog

by alcatraz0109 on Feb 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I predict his plant knee will be his first serious injury.

by Salty on Feb 12, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Baltimore Orioles win AL Wildcard for first winning season in 12 years.

Chase Utley is so good that on one pitch he stole second, third and the shortstop's hat.

by ajr142 on Feb 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Nationals win 100 games, win NL East by 17.5 over Florida (half game is b/c a game was cancelled due to snow in Miami)

by layout ultimate on Feb 10, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

The Phillies win the NL East.

:)

"Jason Heyward is more than the top prospect in baseball. He's the player who could transform the Braves from a modest threat into a World Series contender."

by Scott Coleman on Feb 11, 2010 12:16 AM EST reply actions  

Brian Bocock gets called up

by j reed on Feb 11, 2010 6:59 AM EST reply actions  

Brett Myers becomes to 2nd Astro to choke out his general manager in the last 3 years.

by EREX21 on Feb 11, 2010 10:48 AM EST reply actions  

“General manager.” So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Roy Halladay hits .300 with 8 homers and eventually gets intentionally walked to get to a slumping Jimmy Rollins.

by WanderingMoses on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Not much of a prediction...

Does it count to say that the Nationals will finish ahead of the Mets?

@mvhsbball: You forgot “for the fourth straight time” :-)

@ Phils 2036 World CH: Derek Jeter breaks it off with Minka Kelly and starts DATING the Situation…

by SeanM37 on Feb 11, 2010 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, I remember our first divison title streak…

"Jason Heyward is more than the top prospect in baseball. He's the player who could transform the Braves from a modest threat into a World Series contender."

by Scott Coleman on Feb 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

it is getting harder to recall with each passing year…

by SeanM37 on Feb 12, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Astros win the NL Central behind the NL Cy Young winner….. Brett Myers

by phillyphan9208 on Feb 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

omg Ben Franklin Bridge here I come

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 12, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

A few for you

Another Yankee WS Champ’s name gets leaked to media for steroid use (Girardi, wouldn’t that be great).

Mets start off over .500 for first 2 months and falsely give their fans hope…..again

Phils make a shrewd pick up of a scrap heap pitcher before the all star break

Jimmy Rollins…. Playoff MVP

Lincecum gets 3rd straight NL CY….has trophy drilled to make a sweet bong

Howard Eskin…still a jerk

Charlie Manuel gets Heavy B to do Nutrisystem, wins 20 games and makes us all forget about Cliff Lee (can’t even type that with a straight face)

Cole Hamels throws 4 curve balls in 1 game twice this season.

Eric Bruntlett will hit a huge HR against Philly just to shut us up.

by boknows71 on Feb 12, 2010 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

Moyer

Jamie Moyer wins 42 games to become the final 300 game winner in MLB history.

by Scarlito on Feb 12, 2010 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

chooch gets hurt

and we’re screwed because we traded away all catching prospects.

by packimop on Feb 13, 2010 12:39 PM EST reply actions  

Did you forget Amaro’s fetish for aging bench backstops? Brian “at least it ’aint Bako” Schiender.

by j reed on Feb 16, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Manny Ramirez will uncork one of the all-time great fielding gaffes in MLB history.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 15, 2010 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

This is close to metaphysical certitude.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 16, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This might be his competition

Now, there is little wonder why Milton Bradley’s name keeps popping up when “pipebomb” is googled.

by j reed on Feb 16, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

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