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Whoa Nellie!

by taco pal on Feb 22, 2010 2:48 PM EST reply actions

Maybe this is a homer prediction, but I’m thinking Jayson Werth’s beard goes 330/400/650 with a unanimous MVP.

by Trev223 on Feb 22, 2010 3:03 PM EST reply actions

In what spot of the order should Werth’s beard bat? 7th, after Vic?

"Tortorella’s got it all wrong ... Gaborik shouldn’t be messing with our skilled player." -Peter Luuko

by doubleh on Feb 22, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions

5th

The beard has to go before Werth. Otherwise, he’s running backwards.

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 22, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

chalky headfirst slide

the essence of full bearded manhood.

I must watch. I must has.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

Now that Bruntlett's gone...

by David S. Cohen on Feb 22, 2010 3:06 PM EST reply actions

Maybe he’s starting a Gordon Lightfoot cover band

by j reed on Feb 22, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions

The Wreck of the Frank Fitzpatrick?

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 22, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

I think he would prefer All The Lovely Ladies

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 24, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions

Someone page Wandering Moses – I think we need his perspective on this.

by taco pal on Feb 22, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions

Payh that beard hiskh money

http://www.lovehkfilm.com/blog/juiyinjong/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/teddykbg.jpg

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Feb 22, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions

whoops

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Feb 22, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions

It’s …. beautiful.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 22, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions

What's he doing growing a full beard, anyway? It's not playoff time yet

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 22, 2010 3:46 PM EST reply actions

imagine what his playoff beard will be if this is his regular season beard

To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her

by XxBleedGreen5xX on Feb 22, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

Trash talk from Chipper

Or should I say Trash Twit:

Chipper Jones on NL East and the young talent of the Nats, Marlins, Braves: "In the next few years you’re gonna see this division invert

http://twitter.com/ajcbraves/status/9480012034

by Boundforbeach on Feb 22, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions

Invert? Won’t that mean the Braves will just stay in third place?

by taco pal on Feb 22, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

If, for some reason, the Phillies absolutely had to suck for a year, it would be a crowning moment of awesome for the Nats to come out of nowhere and snag the pennant.

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 22, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

But I thought Chipper was above this trash talking nonsense, since they never did this kind of thing in “his day.” Whatever. If the division does invert, Larry; you won’t be here to see it.

"Tortorella’s got it all wrong ... Gaborik shouldn’t be messing with our skilled player." -Peter Luuko

by doubleh on Feb 22, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions

Although this is truly spectacular, I hope this doesn’t presage in some way what happened to Johnny Damon.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions

It’s so beautiful, I can’t look away. Johnny Damon who?

Chase Utley is so good that on one pitch he stole second, third and the shortstop's hat.

by ajr142 on Feb 22, 2010 4:22 PM EST reply actions

Move on over, Mutton-Chops Yaz! This is the must-get TOPPS basball Card of the Year.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions

sweet…is that your card?

by j reed on Feb 22, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions

would that it were… ah well. Was instantly boosted in value by being a trading chit mentioned by Milhous Van Houten in a Simpsons episode.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions

Why didn’t that happen for Pogs?

by taco pal on Feb 23, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGN HIM NOW

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Grizzly Werth

Grow it to Billy Gibbons length and imagine all the HBPs he could get. 1.000 OBP

by Cormican on Feb 22, 2010 4:31 PM EST reply actions

I want...

…nay, I need, a “Werth is my Homeboy” style T shirt, with this as its design basis.

by PhillyFriar on Feb 22, 2010 4:35 PM EST reply actions

We have top men working on the issue right now.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 22, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions

Riiight.

Top. Men.

by Aphilfan on Feb 22, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

In all seriousness, I think I remember hearing about the creator of the “JIMHB” t-shirt sending cease & desist letters to anyone who made “spoof” shirts (i.e., the Johnny Damon one).

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 22, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions

Humph. I never did enjoy IP.

by PhillyFriar on Feb 22, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions

It’s getting close to the nesting stage

by j reed on Feb 22, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions

More compelling evidence that Jesus was right-handed and batted 5th in the lineup.

TAKE THE FALL, ACT HURT, GET INDIGNANT

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Feb 22, 2010 4:44 PM EST reply actions

Grizzly Adams

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/24pbhbc.jpg[/IMG]

by DannyO on Feb 22, 2010 6:10 PM EST reply actions

Grizzly Adams did have a beard…

by PhillyFriar on Feb 22, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

TAKE THE FALL, ACT HURT, GET INDIGNANT

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Feb 23, 2010 2:19 AM EST up reply actions

You eat shit for breakfast?

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Feb 23, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions

No

by NowWhat? on Feb 23, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions

That is awesome

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Feb 22, 2010 6:59 PM EST reply actions

Instant classic.

Best beard on a Phils’ player since Bedrock.

by MG77 on Feb 22, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions

I think I have found Sweet Jeebus

and I’m a disciple!

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 8:24 PM EST reply actions

So do you think will he’ll replace his cleats with the birkenstocks

by j reed on Feb 22, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions

maybe birkencleats

by j reed on Feb 22, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions

Sermon on the Mound!

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions

The Phillies of the Valley

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 22, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions

and yet Lehigh went with “IronPigs.” whatevs.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions

Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.

by TradeAndruw on Feb 22, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions

TROLL FAIL

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 22, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions

It’s a shame he couldn’t “bee” here to join in Beardfest ’10

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions

Hilarious

And ironic…

by taco pal on Feb 23, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions

oh come on!

The interwebs called me a dorkshelf. Being called a beehive is not too bad.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 24, 2010 7:39 AM EST up reply actions

No no, I meant it was ironic the other way around!

by taco pal on Feb 24, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions

Fear the Beard, Yankees!

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 22, 2010 11:11 PM EST reply actions

Insert Dukes of Hazzard Confederate Rally car horn

Is it Lee or Stonewall…..I remember moving to Fairfax county in the ’80’s….the little league team I played on was the “Lil Rebs” and when I asked about getting a day off from school for President’s day people looked at me funny and asked me to explain…“you know Washington’s and Lincoln’s B-Days.” I was quickly reprimanded. “We celebrate Lee/Jackson ’round these parts son” Not any more though. Although Va Senate did reinstate Lee/Jackson Day for state govt. employees only…3 days before MLK day.

by j reed on Feb 22, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions

Boy, Brett Myers really aged this offseason.

by Cormican on Feb 24, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions

So easy, a caveman can do it.

"NO HONOR"

by JpH89 on Feb 22, 2010 11:53 PM EST reply actions

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by Wet Luzinski on Feb 23, 2010 12:11 AM EST reply actions