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If you were a closer, what would be your entrance theme?

We've all heard Hoffman's Hells Bells, but what would you pick?  Are you the AC/DC type?  Or are you the BTO taking care of business personality?  Share your thoughts, provide youtube videos, I don't care.  Funny suggestions are also acceptable to (Why Can't We Be Friends).  If Lidge sucks this year, at least he can do it with a kickass closer theme


Me - Can I play With Madness (Iron Maiden)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnRlXpIWERw

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Does this mean we could then have a man with a fan and parachute come in and save lidge when he gets in trouble?

by layout ultimate on Feb 25, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

somebody get me my rolodex…K…kite man…hmm

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 25, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s Good to be a Gansta…

with the scene from Office Space playing on the Jumbotron…

by Boundforbeach on Feb 24, 2010 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

Geddy Lee bass solo.

Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.

by TradeAndruw on Feb 24, 2010 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

the song is about sex, might want to watch how the batter takes that

TAKE THE FALL, ACT HURT, GET INDIGNANT

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Feb 24, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I guess “Closer” for a closer’s theme wouldn’t really be as funny were it not written down, but at least it could serve as a psyche out.

by Trev223 on Feb 24, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah the like how exactly is he gonna get violated….

by j reed on Feb 27, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love to enter to the first 30 seconds of Slayer’s Angel of Death, though I doubt any team would allow it.

by Cormican on Feb 24, 2010 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

I like Rap Music so...

Let’s Go by Trick Daddy ft Lil John- its my ultimate workout/ pump up song

eff you we winning anyway
A.I. IS BACKKKKKKK

by eagleswin on Feb 24, 2010 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

My Hip-Hop song would be Achozen’s Deuces off of the Babylon AD sountrack (song is great but avoid the movie)

by j reed on Feb 24, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

how bout some DC flavor…this brings down any house….even in rhythmn deprived Scandanavia

by j reed on Feb 26, 2010 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll have to find a recording of it

But Savatage’s Thorazine Shuffle (not Gov’t Mule’s song of the same name), with the first 35 seconds playing before coming out.

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 24, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

More conceptually, is it better to use a pump-you-up song (like Drowning Pool) or something dark and foreboding (like Hell’s Bells)? Or maybe something altogether different?

by taco pal on Feb 24, 2010 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Rammstein’s Barbie Girl?

TAKE THE FALL, ACT HURT, GET INDIGNANT

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Feb 24, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

If we’re looking for the worst song for the occasion (in terms of lyrics), I would nominate “Give It Away” by the Chili Peppers. Maybe we should play that when the visitors try to close out a game.

They should put it in a video montage of the last two NLCS and play it next time Jonathan Broxton pitches at CBP.

by taco pal on Feb 24, 2010 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

don’t miss this one to play over the Broxton montage. Pity baseball has to be a family show.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 25, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

System of a Down – Chop Suey

by packimop on Feb 24, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

Slayer’s – South Of Heaven…just the first few bars says it all

by j reed on Feb 24, 2010 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

“Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult. I love the song and the creepy vibe it gives off.

"Tortorella’s got it all wrong ... Gaborik shouldn’t be messing with our skilled player." -Peter Luuko

by doubleh on Feb 24, 2010 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

avec ou sans cowbell

by j reed on Feb 24, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

plus de cowbell

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on Feb 24, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow

[golden era porn music]

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Feb 24, 2010 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Sarcofago – Crush, Kill, Destroy

Not exactly a fan friendly favorite (or something I would listen to) but it has some nice guitar riffs at the start and pretty much makes the point with such lines in the Chorus including as “Crush, kill, destroy” and “The feeble will lose in the end.”

by MG77 on Feb 24, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

“it’s good to be the king”

by Clyde Simmons on Feb 25, 2010 9:01 AM EST reply actions  

Would I be allowed to steal the Undertaker’s entrance theme?

by wildcatlh on Feb 25, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

newer song

but Muse – Uprising. Could double as a fight song.

Chase Utley is so good that on one pitch he stole second, third and the shortstop's hat.

by ajr142 on Feb 25, 2010 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

I think I’d want either Zero or Tarantula by the Smashing Pumpkins.

by ThinMountainAir on Feb 25, 2010 4:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Along the lines of Hell’s Bells, I think Paint It Black could work.

by taco pal on Feb 25, 2010 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

“you see, the first time my dad kissed my mom was at a Love Handel concert”

 I laughed so hard i spit my coffee up all over the place. I think I scalded the inside of my nose. I wandered if Love Handel ever thought about doing a cover of this Spinal Tap classic.

by j reed on Feb 27, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! I’d never seen Lego live action recreations… that was extraordinary.

I’m just enamored of Phineas and Ferb these days. One of the best-written kids’ shows since Rocky and Bullwinkle.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 28, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t really appreciate Rocky and Bullwinkle until I appreciated Jello Biafra.

I have to check out Phineas and Ferb… it takes some balls to write that stuff for effin Disney whose so image conscious that their in-house security have alledgely pulled an Archdiocese Kobayashi Maru for a bad touch Mickey, or a groping Goofy….well at least they were one step ahead of the Chruch by not shipping the offenders to other Disneys, but still like a ditzy bishop forgot to tell the police….

by j reed on Mar 1, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The Tuck!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 25, 2010 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

it took me a second…..that even made it more creepalicous

by j reed on Feb 26, 2010 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlpEldbhiSI

jk, but probably smooth criminal by MJ

"NO HONOR"

by JpH89 on Feb 25, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

I might be tempted to play that for opposing teams’ conferences on the mound.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 25, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and nice catholic girl from NY….i wonder what she does with those rosary beads?

by j reed on Feb 26, 2010 2:39 AM EST up reply actions  

My ultimate fantasy would be to have Mariano Rivera-like powers and be able to dictate the song, and be so good I could walk into any song. Like this one.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 25, 2010 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

i practically pissed my pants.

by j reed on Feb 26, 2010 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

But a more standard fantasy would be to have my hgh-fueled, steroid-laden, camouflage undershirt-and-machete-in-the-lockerroom career year where my pupils don’t look in the same direction all year and the press is afraid to talk to me as I rack up 60 saves while only grunting at the press. I’d come in to something vaguely disturbing.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 25, 2010 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like we got us a good ol’ fashioned car chase!

by ThinMountainAir on Feb 27, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

of course

this was the first one I thought of too.

by dajafi on Feb 27, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ausgezeichnet—wirklich toll!

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 27, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

entschuldigung, that was for Touchdown.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 27, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Good for closers or wrestlers, LOL!

THIS SONG!

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Feb 26, 2010 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

List

P.O.S. – Drumroll (We’re All Thirsty)
Mos Def – Auditorium
N.O.R.E. (feat. many rappers) – Banned From TV
Clint Mansell – Lux Aeterna
Ghostface Killah – Daytona 500
Beastie Boys – Car Thief
Snoop Dogg – Lay Low
Camp Lo – Luchini

by phillyhoosfan on Feb 26, 2010 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

I’d go with this one.

Works on two levels: it sounds totally badass, and it speaks to the fungibility of closers.

by dajafi on Feb 27, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

I f***ing hate Youtube links

Name your goddamn songs, people.

I’d probably come in to either Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck or Whose Fist Is This Anyway? by Prong.

by phatj on Feb 27, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

First time I saw them was in ‘86 when Primitive Origins came out….great record….one of the seminal gems of the metal/hardcore crossover genre. If I were to go with a Prong song it’d be The Taming off of Force Fed or Defiant from their Peel Sessions EP. I could also go with In My Veins , Primitive Origins or Peel Seesions version, in a pinch.

I f***ing hate Youtube links
Name your goddamn songs, people.

Yeah, because everyone knows Prong …their records sell like hotcakes. The links are fun.

by j reed on Feb 27, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The point

I don’t want to have to click on a link to find out what a song is, especially one I already know.

by phatj on Feb 27, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Boo

Yeah but no element of suprise…some are funny. Not so funny if you know ahead time…

by j reed on Feb 27, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough

But the serious ones…

by phatj on Feb 28, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

okay I’ll meet you half way but if first check the link in the post below and then the reply I left to that post requesting the video version of it to be played on the scoreboard.

by j reed on Feb 28, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Great choice but it would be even better with this video on the big scoreboard

by j reed on Feb 27, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that is unbelievably hilarious. I lol’ed

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 28, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, if I played for the Phils, I might be inclined to go with some hometown flavor for my at bat music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoiojiYyPPI

by FuquaManuel on Feb 28, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

you can go from being a star to a scumbag overnight
the Man’s office is covered in bugs.
Let’s face it, my future don’t look like the Jetsons.

Man, that is just a GREAT song.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 28, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He actually says “the mayor’s office is covered in bugs” which makes it even greater if you remember the John Street FBI investigation fiasco.

by FuquaManuel on Feb 28, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What's with the Effin' Yankees Hat?

At (1:51) in the video you can clearly see that symbol of the corporate Satan on someone’s hat. Cool song. I just moved back last year after a twenty plus year hiatus in DC….The only Philly hip hop I heard was the Roots. That being said it’s not a genre I follow as much as I do hardcore/punk/metal so there’s probably alot stuff from here I don’t know about. If so, and you have the time, could give me a list of the home grown who you think is worth checking out?

by j reed on Mar 1, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Raining Blood

hands down

"I've gotto go with PSU. Ill make that pick every year till I die, and eventually it's gonna happen. Hear me now."- LL Cool J

by psuaar on Mar 1, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

eather...

Iron Man, Thunderstruck, Bad to the Bone, or Hells Bells

bring Dawk & Westy home

by MeanGreen5 on Mar 4, 2010 9:09 AM EST reply actions  

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