Welcome new front page authors taco pal and Wet Luzinski!

Slitzch, Sip, Hooray!!!

I for one welcome our new ant blog overlords. Toolboxes all around!

Now provide me something to read, I find the lack of literary material of late disturbing. Congratz to both you two.

This basement is getting really crowded.

Petition to have a President Blog, Vice President Blog, Blogger of the State, etc

It’s nice to see Mr. Positive and Toolsy get promoted

1) is that really wholecamels

2)If so, why the hell is he wearing a Yankees jacket

is what Wal-Mart calls its greeters. I think this is just a ploy to keep TP and WL from getting a gold-plated health plan. You guys should form a collective bargaining unit and Curt Flood those bastards. I wonder if Marvin Miller is available.

Thanks all. Whether this will actually motivate me to, like, write more stuff remains to be seen. Perhaps this is like a college professor being awarded tenure: i.e. the work is done and now all I have to do to hold onto the job is not harass any students or anything.

Congrats, fellas. Long time coming.

Now I feel like one of those idiots on Sunday night who were unprepared to give an acceptance speech even though there were only four other people on the planet who might actually be called to get up in front of a nationwide TV audience. Then Mo’Nique- yes, Mo’Nique! – showed everybody how it’s supposed to be done. So let me begin by saying that I too want to thank Miss Hattie McDaniel for enduring all that she had to so that I would not have to.

Oh, and that if you consider this ascension, as I do, a positive thing, perhaps postive results really do start with having a positive attitude. Oh and thank you sweet sweet Jeebus.

In all honesty and genuiness, I’m thrilled to be here, aim to serve the blog as nobly as possible, and no, Oprah did not help me write this.