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Some Phillies Links For You, May 13, 2010: The League Jerks, Dead Catchers Aren't Fun

Ruiz hobbled as Phillies fall to Rockies in 10 innings
Awful timing; even if it's not a severe injury, it's a decent bet we've seen the end of Carlos Ruiz's recent hot streak.

Phillies manager Charlie Manuel accuses New York Mets of stealing signs

"I'm not accusing them..."

Wait, what?  That's some reading comp there, NY Daily News.

The Zo Zone: Phillies Deny Stealing Signs (Again)

So why do so many teams think the Phillies are stealing signs? Former Phillies manager Larry Bowa, who coaches third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers, said during the 2009 World Series that teams suspect the Phillies of stealing signs at Citizens Bank Park using a center field camera.

"Because we beat them," Manuel said. "That's why. What the hell? Keep crying. I'm sure if they can steal signs they'll steal them. And believe we will, too, if we can get them. Yeah, we will. Legally. If you're dumb enough to let us get them then that's your fault. That's been in the game for a long time."

I love Charlie Manuel SO MUCH.

Bill Conlin: For Phillies, Ruiz' contributions are irreplaceable
Ruiz was injured mid-article. Thanks, Bill.

Lidge sent home for checkup, but Phillies say they aren't worried
No, not worried at all, they only owe him what, $20MM still?

Minor Leagues: Mayberry's slam powers IronPigs
But an awful start (4 2/3 IP; 7 runs) for Phillippe Aumont in Reading.

Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg no-hits Class AAA Norfolk Tides over six innings
It will be fun/brutal to hit against this guy in the years to come.

Star-divide

Braves Complete Sweep of Brewers with 9-2 Win - Talking Chop
Great, now the Brewers are mad.

Nationals 6, Mets 4: One Out Of Three Ain't Good - Amazin' Avenue
Second place Nationals (!) take two of three from the Mets.

Cubs Prohibit Volstad From Victory, End Losing Streak - Bleed Cubbie Blue
Cubs defeat Marlins by score of 4-3.

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Ugggh

Mike Silva makes me want to choke him. Here’s his latest little take on the “Ethics of Sign Stealing.”

Bottom line: the Phillies have been caught so it’s time to stop.

Of course, I don’t believe this will happen. Charlie Manuel already has called the Rockies sore losers and accused the Mets of doing the same thing. There really is nothing MLB will do about this (I am sure the Phils are laughing at Bud Selig’s warning) and opposing teams will just have to make adjustments.

I like to have fun with the fans of Philadelphia (yes they are the worst sports fans in the country), but I always have respected what the Phils have done with their team on the field. I am not surprised about the sign stealing revelation, as I said this has been talked about for years…

http://nybaseballdigest.com/?p=24575

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Mike Silva anagram…. “I’m evil… ask”

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Given Beck's perpetual idiocy

this seems like an attack on Charlie.

by Salty on May 13, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an attack on America as a whole, him, rush, o’reilly, nancy grace

their continued employment is an attack

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just asking the questions…tears, maniacal raving and linking of bizarre non-sequitors.

by Cormican on May 13, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and mormonism or moronism

by j reed on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean those aren’t intended to be comedy shows?

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I put it on from time to time. Until Charlie Manson gets a show, this is the most entertaining, detached from reality ranting available on TV.

by Cormican on May 13, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy confirmation bias!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on May 13, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

WholeCamels anagrams…. “Chase Mellow” or “Lame Scowl He”… Take your pick

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boundforbeach anagrams…“Chafed bourbon” or “Braced hobo fun.”

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

charlie manuel anagrams

Helical Manure
Racial Hen Mule
Relaunch Email
Acme Hall Urine

lots of other good ones too…

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

add Fuqua into the mix.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aqua Mule Fun

and a bunch of random syllable nonsense like: A Qua Elf Mu Nu

by Cormican on May 13, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

boom biddety boom biddety boom

::continues to beat small drum for Mayberry::

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

::and the big one for Mathieson::

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s an very interesting article from baseball digest on the written and unwritten rules as it pertains to sign-stealing. It was published in 2002 in the wake of a Sammy Sosa incident, but I think it speaks to the instant allegations. Lots of good quotes and analysis.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FCI/is_8_61/ai_88575166/

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 9:50 AM EDT reply actions  

rec'd

great work

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on May 13, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest, the OBP numbers had my eyebrows jump at first. Then I thought about intentional walks in 2 or 23 situations, and it made sense. I would be surprised if any team has a lower-than-usual OBP in a -2 situation, although BA might be lower.

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...formatting fail.

To be honest, the OBP numbers had my eyebrows jump at first. Then I thought about intentional walks in =2= or =23 situations, and it made sense. I would be surprised if any team has a lower-than-usual OBP in a =2= situation, although BA might be lower.

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

They’ve clearly stolen all the good weather from Denver.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe someone should investigate San Diego for sign-stealing.

Damn chicken.

by Cormican on May 13, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Big Pelf you big two-pitch pony – why would we steal signs when he have a 50% of guessing weak ass slider or sinker

by j reed on May 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just laying the foundation for later this year, when his luck returns to normal. “It’s not me, they’re all stealing signs”

by Cormican on May 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome headline. Where else can I come for prohibition humor?

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on May 13, 2010 10:03 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

why, the Intertoobs are full of laffs!

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent link. Off the bat, and replacing key words in the headline at the bottom of the page, this cartoon almost perfectly captures my reaction to the ongoing sign stealing mess.

by Trev223 on May 13, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my fave too. Also, tasers and whatever else blows baseball fans skirts up into bunches.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

really… what a crazy week. Tasers, binoculars, baseball on a frozen tundra and our new “keep crying” battle hymn…

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a kilt, dagnabbit, not a skirt.

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand how Billmeyer is supposed to have signaled the signs to the Phillies batters.

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 10:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. My idea was this: Billmeyer has a radio/cell phone and picks off the signs. He then relays it to small speakers embedded in batting helmet foam. Baserunners can then use body language to communicate to the batter what type of pitch is coming.

Still, questions:
1) If you’re going to be that sneaky, why give the guy in the Phillies uniform the binoculars?
2) Why not either use someone in plain clothes and position him in the CF stands?
3) Why not use the base coaches all the time rather than waiting for a guy to get to second?

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heck, why not just watch a portable TV from the dugout? I mean, I know there’s a slight delay, but it can’t be longer than the delay that would be required for Billmeyer to send in the signals from the freakin bullpen.

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, once we get inside the castle, how do we find Humperdink?

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amazin' Avenue weighs in on Charlie's comments

hysterical… some of my favorite comments:

what a douchebag

by cjmulrain on May 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

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Wow, your a real class act there Charlie
And Phillies fans wonder why there team is so loathed

by blueandorange4life on May 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
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The crazy thing is that I feel like if you polled MLB fans around the country, most of them still dislike the Mets more than the Phillies. It makes absolutely NO sense.
I’m sure Jayson Stark is going to spin this into Chollie being the greatest leader since Patton.
2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on May 13, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
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Charlie Manuel is a fucking moron
This doesn’t even remotely surprise me

There is no hope…. there is no future….there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
by Syler on May 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
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Awww somebody is getting all defensive
because the world now knows he has no integrity. Thats cute.

by KeithsMoustache on May 12, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
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Fuck that fuckin’ hypocrite.
If he dropped dead tomorrow, I wouldn’t be sad.

by R_Adragna on May 12, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
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What a fucking assholish douche cocksucking motherfucking piece of shit (Victorino is).

“Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!”
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on May 12, 2010 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Eh, nobody cares what they think.

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a GREAT idea. Someone get on this! Is anyone going on Monday?

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

now that’s a good idea!

by Screen Name 20 on May 13, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Yes yes, someone PLEASE DO THIS

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on May 13, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should we brand the posters with the website so we could boost site traffic a la David Cohen?

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

and maybe wear t-shirts that say TheGoodPhight.com ??

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

the posters should definitely have a giant pair of binoculars drawn underneath…

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. Fans 1&2 should also come with binoculars to make it look authentic.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if multiple fans hold these signs up all around the ballpark? It would be like the end of Spartacus.

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just hoping that I didn’t just come up with the associate blog lord initiation rite.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about a few giant signs of a catcher making various hand signals?

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too cryptic I think. Text is better in this case.

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Make it really obvious that it’s a joke:
SLURVE, EEPHUS, GYROBALL, SHUUTO

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol awesome. Yes. I was thinking the same thing re the binoculars – made out of cardboard and tinfoil, or a cartoonishly large toy telescope.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

This has GOT to happen on a nationally televised game. You just know it’ll get play

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Location; IN YOUR EAR, HIT THE MASCOT, etc.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Location:
HIT THE MASCOT, THIRD BASE DUGOUT, BOUNCE OFF THE PLATE, DUCK!!!

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also might be good to have one other fan simply hold up either a “SWING” or “DON’T SWING” sign on every pitch.

by taco pal on May 13, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This nefarious plan is now front pag’d to show the Innertoobs that it was our idea first.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’ll be stolen by one of two message boards that were one but a new dictator split them into two factions – which is bad for the entier interwebz

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What in the Sam Hell are you going on about?

by phatj on May 13, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What ever happened to the life long maxim if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying?

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

you’ll be getting a letter from NASCAR’s trademark attorneys

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute, I didn’t say rubbing is racing now did i?

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’ll be in the letter as well..

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really think the folk for nascar bother with lawyers? or spelling?:)

(I admit that watching races is something I enjoy doing – sometimes some of the moves those drivers make at 180 MPH is fun to see, and think about how i’d die if i did that, sure you can do it with a torn ACL and it ain’t a sport – but it’s a skill – and you can get big money doing it)

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get into Talladega and Daytona.. the superspeedways with the drafting. The others… not so much.

by Boundforbeach on May 13, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The more aggressive rules this year have made it fun

And seriously – theater or not having two of the best drivers, on the same team – yelling at each other through the media – that’s just awesome

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oddly, I like the road courses. ZOMG, they can turn right!

Honor is no substitute for victory.

by The Dark on May 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand NASCAR, but WRC is some of the most entertaining stuff I’ve seen. Sure Jimmie Johnson can drive very fast in a circle, but until he risks driving off a cliff at 100mph he’s a wussy.

by Cormican on May 13, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trey Hillman fired

Sure the royals have a crappy record but did anyone expect them NOT to have a crappy record?

Managers who get fired from teams that don’t have enough talent to contend just get a raw deal

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Dayton Moore deserves to be fired too, but Hillman is just awful tactically. He remained blindly loyal to Jason Kendall, refused to give Kila Ka’aihue a shot, and seemed to think Chris Getz was the second coming of Ryne Sandberg (which relegates former top prospect Alex Gordon to shagging fly balls in left field in Omaha). And his bullpen deployment was just wretched.

by PhillyFriar on May 13, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok – so there was a reason – but i mean record wise – no one expects the royals to compete for anything, like ever, right?

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just wasn’t doing the right things to let the teams with money scout his club properly.

by Wet Luzinski on May 13, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

by jemagee on May 13, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

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