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Way Down in the Hole: Mets 3, Phillies 0

There's not much to say about the Phillies right now that hasn't already been said about Detroit's recent economic history and future prospects, Snooki's higher-level cognitive skills or the professionalism of the federal Minerals Management Service. A historic run of offensive futility that defies all logic, not to say decency, continued at Citi Field Thursday night as the Phils were swept away by a Mets team they once owned, slinking out New York City without once having crossed home plate. While this certainly isn't the worst short-term stretch in Phillies history, it's as incongruent with the team's general recent excellence as a heaping pile of dog crap on the face of the Mona Lisa. 

The specifics of Thursday's horror show included three straight inning-ending double plays (from the third to the fifth), any number of Mike Pelfrey meatballs down the middle of the plate missed or fouled off, and Raul Ibanez being thrown out trying to steal by about fifteen feet with the score still 1-0 in the top of the seventh. Oh, and Placido Polanco was arguably responsible for the first three Mets runs, failing to handle a Jose Reyes infield single in the first that led to a 1-0 Mets lead after Jason Bay's RBI double, then botching a double-play ball in the bottom of the seventh that would have ended the inning, a batter before Reyes hit a broken-bat double to left that plated two more and ended Cole Hamels' night. Polanco also hit into the first of the three double plays to kill a first-and-third, one out threat in the third, and struck out with a runner on to end the eighth. 

If there was a bright spot, Hamels provided it. Once again, he didn't quite have his best stuff--he had just one 1-2-3 inning, and struck out only three--but the lefty repeatedly worked out of trouble, used all his pitches, and should have left after seven down just 1-0. But the pitching is hardly the issue for the Phillies right now, as a team that boasted the NL's best offense for five years looks like they'd be unable to score against a decent Little League pitcher.

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And here I thought the universe would collapse in on itself with the amount of suck required to get shut out three straight against the Mets.

The Phillies are finding new ways to astound me and destroy my liver.

by RaptorLC on May 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

69 Mets did the same thing to us before but with real pitching.

by j reed on May 28, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bristle at any suggestion that RA Dickey and Hisanori Takahashi aren’t “real” pitchers.

by PhillyFriar on May 28, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

This blows…..this is pretty much statistically impossible..all bats, anything what so ever…gone…

by Dlance04 on May 28, 2010 12:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Improbable and Impossible – they’re different

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Dany Baez here with my 2 K’s

by j reed on May 28, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I think I’ve successfully managed to mentally detach myself from this team for the time being.

I’ll just be happy when we can look back later in the year and laugh the whole thing off. Especially when the Mets find themselves in 4th place.

by PhillyFriar on May 28, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

What makes you so sure that day will come??? Defense wise we seemed better tonight, but even the Pirates have not had their bats go this silent!

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 12:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, the day when the offense stops getting shut out is coming — that’s for darn sure. And more generally, as bad as this stretch has been, I’m not seeing anything that changes my long-term outlook on the division: the Phillies are probably best, followed closely by the Braves, while the Marlins and even more so the Mets have pretty substantial issues to figure out.

by PhillyFriar on May 28, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

2010 Phillies Season, Time of Death...12:00 a.m. 5/27/10

Well… The ride was fun while it lasted… The Phillies were a great team, who made their living off of scoring runs. They came out of the gate strong, scoring runs at a rate that made many think that they would be a record setting club. They had much of the talent that had given them their prior success, and, at least on paper seemed to have replaced talent lost successfully, and even to get better than they were in places. But games are not won on paper, and between the lines the Babip fairies have abandoned them, leaving them in a cold, lonely place where every fly ball finds a glove, and even well hit grounders turn into double plays… It is unknown what this team has done to anger the baseball gods, but I fear their season is lost. Thanks for the ride Phillies… :(

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 12:17 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Dear lord

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

jemagee wept

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on May 28, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was just the sixers blogs, but the disease is spreading

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

‘tis wondrous strange. Mathematically, the regression will come. The Phillies didn’t play well, but the Mets played nearly mistake-free baseball.

Psychologically, it’s no coincidence that this stretch really got its sea legs after Rollins pulled up lame for the second time. No reason to believe that the players don’t think a bit like us fans – that when he came back, it felt like the Phils were ready to roll again.

Hunger strike time.

by Wet Luzinski on May 28, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Having had a little bit of time to breathe and think about this game, I did see one positive out of it— defensively, they did not look dead and inept— they had the one error, and paid dearly for it, but at least they did not look defensively dead. Now what do we need to sacrifice to the babip fairies to get the bats to warm up again?

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 1:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Definitely

I agree with WL. I really think that took the wind out of the Phillies sails to have Rollins back in at leadoff for only one game before going back on the dl. That can just kill you. That being said, as professionals they need to snap out of it. The announcers on mlb network tonight seemed to imply utley looks injured. Any merit to this?

by PhilsForever on May 28, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Re Utley: Nothing that I have heard— what about his play led them to say that (was listening to Philly local broadcast for the last 7 innings, and did not hear them say anything about it).

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 1:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

someone help me

What do i say to my shit-talking Met fan for a cousin? cause im at a loss

by The Fish on May 28, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Look at the season standings?

by Romero on May 28, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's it's still May.

He of all people should know that where you are at the end of September matters most.

by Screen Name 20 on May 28, 2010 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let him talk… He who laughs last laughs loudest… If you must say something, the number of games lead the Mets had in September 07 or September ’08 that they ultimately coughed up sounds appropriate.

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 1:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He’s a Met fan, why bother?

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

tell him you’ll buy him a beer, excuse yourself after you place the order at the bar, and walk out.

by Wet Luzinski on May 28, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m living in Europe, so I don’t get to watch the games; I check scores and highlights every morning.

My morning routine has become: get up, make my coffee, open up the computer, see the latest Phillies’ goose egg, and yell “WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!” loud enough to wake the neighbors. I’ve started to look forward more to checking the minor league box scores…

by SethC on May 28, 2010 2:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I will say, that’s the one truly great thing about minor league box scores — you only have to find one positive in them in order to come away happy.

by PhillyFriar on May 28, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they will probably

end up scoring around the same amount of runs on the year. I think the law of averages will eventually catch up. Right now, everyone is hitting a cold streak at the same time, so once they snap out of it they may be all hitting stride at the same time and we go one a huge winning streak, averaging +5 runs a game.

Maybe it is because Jimmy went down, but I don’t think so. This team is used to plugging holes and picking up the extra slack. I think they are all just hitting a little cold streak. And because its happening to everyone, its slightly effecting their mentality and their thinking too much. They need to just relax and get back to basics. Maybe they’re just tired because its been so hot.

"Although I may not agree with what you're saying, I'll fight to the death for your right to say it. Good day, sir." Pete Griffin

by RiotJuice on May 28, 2010 3:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree with you that the runs will balance out. After all, there’s no way they were going to keep up the pace at the beginning of the season. It’d be nice if the statistical regression wasn’t so dramatic, though. That said, I do think it has a lot to do with Rollins. His deficiencies as a leadoff hitter for the last couple years took away (at least in my mind) the fact that he was still a damn good offensive shortstop. His bat is miles better than Exxon’s. With Valdez in and Chooch and Ibanez struggling, the bottom of the lineup — a big strength earlier in the year — is totally punchless.

by zfg on May 28, 2010 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was there last night

And the ineptitude is easily tangible just by how the players are carrying themselves in between swings and when running on and off the field between innings. It’s painful to watch – especially Utley, who looks like he’s lost all confidence at the plate. And Manuel’s refusal to run more or call some bunts is just pathetic. June is going to brutal with the schedule and if this JV ball continues.

by phillynyc on May 28, 2010 8:58 AM EDT reply actions  

charlie manuel’s refusal to run more? I believe ibanez tried to steal yesterday! Ibanez!

by PhilsForever on May 28, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plz to be reading this again (or for the first time)

http://www.thegoodphight.com/2010/5/27/1489843/a-thursday-quiz-a-little

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Thought I would recaption the picture above:

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Trying again

Recaption of the day:

FUTILITY"/>

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Probably should be Phutility

And of all the deserving phillies candidates over the years you pick the best all around, probably the best second baseman in the history of the franchise, possibly baseball?

Phail

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Half the point was that when even our best can not seem to get it, it is proof that this phunk has spread team wide— it is like a virus… one that I am praying will clear soon, so that my next attempt will be the one that I would have created following game one of last year’s World Series.

by dannijd on May 28, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s definitely a virus

by jemagee on May 28, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

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