Some Phillies Links for You, June 25, 2010: Bobby V returns?, Sweep-a-licious, Taser Boi

by WholeCamels on Jun 25, 2010 8:32 AM EDT

Teen Tasered at Phillies game gets probation, community service
And that's the end of our show, BOOM

Phillies getting their money's Werth
RAMOOOOOOOOOONE, someone tell Todd Zolecki's editor to stop making awful puns!!!

Werth vexes his exes
Then he went a grew a beard as a way of showing, "I've moved on, baby."

Phillies Notes: Phillies play musical chairs with injured relievers
How will this team survive the loss of Chad Durbin?

Phillies Notebook: Concussion symptoms subsiding for Phillies catcher Ruiz
Poor li'l fella!

Sardinha hits 1st career homer, Phillies win - Hawaii News Now
Thanks to the 808 State for providing 25% of the Phillies starting eight yesterday.

Rollins picks perfect moment to bust up slump
Not that I care very much, but you know that for the rest of history, it will be Jimmy Rollins' return to the clubhouse that broke the Phillies out of their slump. He's like a small, not-depraved Pete Rose!

J.C. Ramirez, a young Pedro, keeps it light with Reading Phils
Please do well. Sports talk radio needs you.

Sox Streaking, Gavin's Big Hairy Bs On Display For All To See - South Side Sox
White Sox sweep the Braves, Phillies now just one game behind Braves in loss column. What what.

Detroit goes better with Coke: Tigers 6, Mets 5 - Bless You Boys
Thank you Tigers, for not getting swept by those ghouls from Queens.

Orioles 11, Marlins 5: O's stun Fish, look like an actual baseball team. - Camden Chat
Yay O's!

Florida Marlins expected to offer managing job to Bobby Valentine - Florida Marlins - MiamiHerald.com
I always kind of liked Bobby Valentine, even when he was a stinkin' Met.

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lol, reading your captions are a guilty pleasure of mine

by Clyde Simmons on Jun 25, 2010 8:35 AM EDT reply actions

agreed.

That caption was brilliant.

"It was almost like if Harry didn't call it, it wasn't real." - Jayson Stark
SB Nation

by Chris Haines on Jun 25, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions

by Cormican on Jun 25, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions

It gets even better when you read it in a Steve Irwin voice.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - C&H

by alcatraz0109 on Jun 25, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions

While the caption was good...

…you had to include a photo of three fat people, didn’t you? You couldn’t scour for a few attractive girls in white tanktops who got stuck in the rain? You had to go for the comedy…and we all lost out.

I hope you’re proud of yourself.

by ajay on Jun 25, 2010 9:18 AM EDT reply actions

Blame the Associated Press

I can only work with what they give me.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jun 25, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions

What? Did you see the back hair on the first guy? Hence the three lowland gorillas. How you going to do this with a bunch of hotties?

by Boundforbeach on Jun 25, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions

He wouldn’t… but I bet he could have come up with something…,

by dannijd on Jun 25, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions

Ramirez really does look a little like Pedro.

by taco pal on Jun 25, 2010 11:40 AM EDT reply actions

If you look at pictures of a young Pedro, the resemblance is particularly eerie. It is good to see that we may have received something in the Cliff Lee trade (although I would still undo that part of the trade in a heartbeat).

by dannijd on Jun 25, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions

I’m down on Aumont and Gillies right now, but it’s way too early to write them off completely. Gillies has been hurt, and Aumont might just be destined for a bullpen role, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jun 25, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions

I understand that (along with the fact that any trade involving prospects can only be judged with the benefit of time to see what the prospects turn out to be)— but I look at how well Cliff Lee is pitching in Seattle… and I can’t help wanting him back.

by dannijd on Jun 25, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions