Walk off tableau, July 9, 2010

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 10, 2010 11:42 AM EDT

enjoy. Comment on your favorite feature. I'll kick us off: Note how Rollins has a cautionary right hand on Victorino's harpoon bat.

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What fun that must be.

by David S. Cohen on Jul 10, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions

And separately – can you imagine if one day Vic’s harpoon bat causes an injury? That would be quite the story.

by David S. Cohen on Jul 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

particularly after the Kendry Morales debacle.

/fantasy rage’d.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 10, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions

Rollins is such a grownup compared to Victorino.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jul 10, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions

These guys are more growed up than Victorino

God’s honest truf owficier, fucking Jeff Francoeur bought us the beer.

by j reed on Jul 10, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions

Again with the Jeff Francoeur and the intercourse.

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 10, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions

no it’s being used as an adjective

by j reed on Jul 10, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Ah, but still, you really seem to enjoy linking him to that adjective.

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 10, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions

I take it you saw the Endless Debate post. (animated skit btw saber dude and tradiionalist dude)

by j reed on Jul 10, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Madson's got a rally towel

Yes, please. More of these.

"Tortorella’s got it all wrong ... Gaborik shouldn’t be messing with our skilled player." -Peter Luukko

by doubleh on Jul 10, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions

Brian looks like he’s trying to take a crap.

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions

BIG BROWN HOLY GRAIL

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Jul 10, 2010 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

Notice how...

…offscreen somebody stopped Blanton from joining in on the celebration because he sucked. I mean, I’m just assuming.

by ajay on Jul 10, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

LOL

That was so wrong, but that’s what makes it so funny.

by PhillyFan20XX on Jul 10, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey is that Polly on the far left?

by j reed on Jul 10, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

Can't you tell by the melon-sized head?

by ajay on Jul 10, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions

That's what I was wondering...

If it is him (who else would it be?), is he gonna be ready to come back soon?

And is that Doc in the background immediately right of Howard’s head?

Plus, I’m disappointed in Werth’s lack of devil horns.

by Phrozen on Jul 10, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought it was ASL for “I love you.”

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 10, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions

I love you?

No, I doubt it. Maybe it was “I love devil horns.”

by Phrozen on Jul 10, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Thumb is extended in the I love you sign, but tucked over the middle fingers in devil horns.

Hmmm…just saw on the internets that n WWE, it is the signature taunt of Edge.

Interesting.

"Tortorella’s got it all wrong ... Gaborik shouldn’t be messing with our skilled player." -Peter Luukko

by doubleh on Jul 10, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah but Werth comes to bat to Sammy Hagar – Ted Nugent with a surfboard. I can go traditional metal – Priest, Maiden, even old Van Halen, Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy (that’s the only song), old Scorpions, Crue, Sabbath of course, Kiss, Motorhead, Slayer, all the way up to Lamb of God, Mastadon. But not Hagar. Horrid.

by j reed on Jul 10, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions

He is therefore denied the devil horns.

by j reed on Jul 10, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Off-topic, but does anybody know...

How to find out whether or not they will have batting practice tonight at CBP? We usually go early to watch BP but don’t want to go early if there will be no outdoors BP due to the weather. Is there a website or phone number where they tell you that?

by schmenkman on Jul 10, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions