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Baby Snakes: Diamondbacks at Phillies Game Thread, July 27, 2010

Arizona Diamondbacks at Philadelphia Phillies, Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT


The newly Dan Haren-less Arizona Diamondbacks kick off a three game series in Philadelphia tonight.

Rodrigo Lopez, who unbelievably started five games for the Phillies in 2009, faces off against Cole Hamels, who is coming off arguably the best start of his big league career last week in St. Louis.

Discuss the game below.

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Arizona Diamondbacks
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Tuesday, Jul 27, 2010, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Rodrigo Lopez vs Cole Hamels

Mostly clear. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.

 

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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Cole Hamels 7-7 20 20 0 0 0 0 127.0 119 51 48 19 42 120 3.40 1.27


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Rodrigo Lopez 5-9 20 20 0 0 0 0 129.2 136 81 66 24 36 72 4.58 1.33


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Ex-Phillie is pitching = we are not hitting tonight.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, then watch Strasmas then.

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I am watching it, then you will be too!

Boo-yah!

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got MLB.tv, so your threat means nothing to me. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

In an hour, you could also choose to watch Cliff Lee if you like.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ex- Phillie who we threw under the bus sorta.

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

BACK FOR REVENGE

Probably he’s not, though.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda wouldn’t mind having him now

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

O/U

Cole’s IP = 7.1

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Over

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over.

"If chaos drives, let suffering hold the reins!"

by PhillyFan20XX on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I change my bet? LOL

"If chaos drives, let suffering hold the reins!"

by PhillyFan20XX on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has been as hot as the month of July

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over…Arizona is not a very patient team so hopefully he can get some quick outs.

Equally hopeful that Reynolds doesn’t take a few out on him. Guy has been money lately and he was killing balls to LF during BP.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
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by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Nationals, of course, are in last..."

Thanks for the update, T-Mac.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Strasburg yanked….hurt during warmups.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

for reals? zOMG.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Strasmas today!!! What a glorious day!!!

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap. The Braves will win now.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yowza. Long fly ball there.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Strasburg has been scratched.

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by JasonB on Jul 27, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

No reason given yet

Nats fans = destroyed.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, damn it.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

because they have no shot they want to pad the Braves’s lead. I don’t think it is going to work.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are correct.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, check it out. It’s A Rod’s birthday. Hopefully, he’ll get his stinkin’ HR tonight. Wouldn’t that be so heartwarming?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, at least that wasn’t with two strikes, that HBP.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

at least he hit him on the first pitch

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Roll woulda got to that I bet. I hate to think that right off the bat…but it’s crazy to me that the ball was on the left side of the bag and Polanco was closer to it than was Exxon.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go with the PC

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

McClelland’s strike call is a bit delayed.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

God Dammit Lidge!

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this keeps Hamels won’t be in long

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ. Two quick outs and now the bases loaded. Must have been getting advise from Lidge this morning.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at Doc …. the day before he pitches he looks like he’s getting ready to kick in a door in Jallujah

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

hamels gets distracted when guys are on baseit seems.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Boy

This all happened in quite a hurry.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oy….this is a match-up that makes me nervous

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Reynolds? Meeee tooooo.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

just woke up from the treacherous late day nap

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to this possible nightmare!

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Anderson is distracted.

There’s a bug in his water. Cole is evidently not impressing him.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

30 pitches. 30?!

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If he walks in a run…I’ll be sad.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"The bullpen does not have Brad Lidge available tonight."

Oh no!

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

he is wearin hamels uniform

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it ain’t over yet.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy.

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

jusssssst a bit outside

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

my stomach just churned

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m glad that ball was in foul territory

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ok. That was a bummer.

But I’m confident he’ll get it together now.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, Valdez thinks he is Willie Mays there.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

“You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit!”

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

American Express

Don’t steal home without it!

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

 it’d have been nice if he thought we was Ozzie Smith and got to that dribbler

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew, the first inning only cost us 30+ pitches and a run.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok hamels gets a 14 pitch 2nd who is with me. maybe less.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Could have been worse…

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
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by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shane

at least took a pitch to start the game

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

got decent lumber on the 2nd one too…just hit it right at #9

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s like replacing herion for klonopin

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rodrigo ‘knows how to pitch’.

Where would I be without Wheels’ magical insightful wisdom?

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

and stephen drew has been dropped for erick aybar

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Where, in fantasy? Me too!

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

would that have qualified as a “fister”

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else feel what’s comming?

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

we got a “no doulbes” already from Wheels. snausages

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

A threat…and the Nats are up 1-0.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

2 on, 1 out. Time for a Ry Ho bomb.

I’m in such an optimistic mood right now.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No runs this inning if Howard gets out.

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

and he got out crummily

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blown away by an 86 MPH fastball.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

see that’s not fair…Rodrigo changed his eye level. It’s not like Howard was sitting on it

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does howard not see or hear the catcher fully stand up next to him

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing.

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, Werth bomb?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

damn looks like Lopez mowed him down.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth

0 for last 28 w/ RISP & 2 outs.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to draw him in.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
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by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he’ll stay 0-28

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB live had that first pitch jason took for a strike as a ball when cole threw it.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

cole didn’t seem to be getting squeezed IMHO.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point I want him traded because Jayson seems hard for folks

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OKAY

Dobbs bomb.

Just watch.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

can’t see dobbs walking.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ball 4 wasn’t a ball at all.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopez is getting pinched…don’t swing

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. Crap.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

What the--

Why are all these bombs are malfunctioning?!

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one who read that in an “all your base are belong to us” kind of voice?

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburgh needs an MRI….looks like Strasmas will not be happening at the DC Mallpark on Sunday vs. the Phillies.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s sad for him, but I’m glad we won’t be facing him.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times...

…are we going to leave the FUCKING BASES LOADED?

"If chaos drives, let suffering hold the reins!"

by PhillyFan20XX on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Tonight

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dobbs has incredible patience

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ump is already pissing me off

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He has accomplished 1/4 of his plan

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 27, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 pitch 2nd.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This time...

Nice, tidy, short inning for Hamels.

Not a 3 pitch inning, but I’ll take it.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels has quick efficient inning

No one says a thing

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The Thing?

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHich one of you is made of orange bricks?

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take it.

obviously.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

good job chooch

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Valdez to the rescue

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chiggidiy Chiggidy Chooch!

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Chooch!

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

please no dp

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

crud

I forgot Exxon tails chooch.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

please try to steal chooch. please

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP this inning: 1

Over/under?

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by PhillyFan20XX on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder what’s about to happen . . .

by mattjg on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

valdez’s pic on gameday makes kinnda dumbo looking.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

"He's a great shagger."

Come on, Wheels, you’re not THAT out of touch.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Rodrigo Lopez is making them look like a bunch of farking idiots.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s kinda mean to Lopez

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is the dumbest assed K ever.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you kidding? K means no GIDP.

by mattjg on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He tries to get out of the way of a pitch and his bat goes around… at least it’s not his special.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruiz, Valdez, Hamelz.

Likes the team Zs.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

what in the world.

Chooch, you’re not fast.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ughhh

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

welp…theres the effective DP by Exxon

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

For all intents and purposes, this functions as a DP.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOked.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, now I feel bad. Retract.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck was that?

by mattjg on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies surprised the DBags with a gift out there.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

God damit cole when chooch is running on a bunt and run you halfto bunt at it he’s not gona make it on his own.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

somehow I just feel a MELTDOWN is possible. I wish I didn’t feel this way.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a really sad inning.

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by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

like, super duper sad.

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by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole doesn’t look like he cares up there. Trade him for Heyward, Hanson, and McCann. /WIP’d

by mattjg on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

His acupuncturist hit the wrong shakra today.

by SportingFanaticism on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

his nasal voice is ineffective against righthanded idiots.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper Jones just threw it into right field. Nats have 2nd and 3rd, no outs.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it mean that I cheer when Chipper fails?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully they will actually score.

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by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

done.

But that’s not to say that they won’t give it right back.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Fastball a little low…” Or not.

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid.

#5.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That inning was almost as beautiful as Cole is.

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by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels PC - 3

58 34

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy cow, Vic got a hit.

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by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

runs r good…..mmmkay

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Look, a thing!

…hit.

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

As per the Halladay Facebook

SI’s Tom Verducci weighed in on the Roy Oswalt rumors today. He appeared on the Dan Patrick Show, saying that he wouldn’t be shocked to see Oswalt pitching for the Phils this weekend, after noting that it’s still not Oswalt’s first choice (something we reported previously).

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Wheels

I’m pretty sure base runners are not 17 for 17 against Lopez this year in SB attempts. See last inning.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

look at our leadoff hitter there.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

See what happens when a FAST player steals?!

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by JKlugh on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m not gonna chastise chooch for trying to steal there. he’s a pretty good base runner, and not deathly slow for a catcher.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looked out to me

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

is now.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh…stupid vic. if he’d have just kept going…he might’ve taken third.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Dumbass…. However if he hadn’t stolen 2nd it would have been a DP ball.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

nahh…too deep in the hole

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leapfrog, you’re out

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Shane Victorino is letting that stupid ADD get in the way of baseball. GODDAMMIT!!!

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

they DO have medicine for that, I hope he knows that.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weren’t we told in 2nd grade baseball if a ball is in front of you like that and there’s no force….DON’T GO!

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe not in Hawaii

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I reiterate what I said above…making them look like fools.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That really can’t be too hard.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sense lots of frustration tonight.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

well. I hope Vic feels silly. He could’ve easily just scored.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

If Howard makes an out, we don’t score here.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That would have tied the game… can’t win when you play this type of baseball.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe….but also fallacy of predetermined outcome.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

rutro – public display of baseball nerdity

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, so that’s 3 hits so far this inning already.

by philsandthrills on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

no…that’s 2 hits.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victorino messed up, Polanco’s should’ve been a hit.

by philsandthrills on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, now it’s four.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here come howard

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

There go howard

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who would have thought Howard would be leading the NL in RBI all while hitting .300?

Not me.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
5-8-10...the day the Purdue Boilermakers basketball team won the 2011 NCAA Championship!!

by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI’s, yes. .300, no.

by philsandthrills on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked it when we got the 0.313 howard with 58 HRs.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the announcers have no fucking clue what McClelland is going to call.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Has an ump ever been reprimanded for inconsistent calls – there’s suppose to some type of oversight, right?

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s weird, because with MLB gamecast anyone and his comp can see how consistent an ump is.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

More and more I’m convinced that MLB is really run by the Vatican.

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, they run the English Premier League. The Jesuits run MLB.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

base loaded 1 out dobbs at the plate do they score?

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

NO.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

walked Jayson in 4 pitches. Hopefully, this signals a meltdown? Big inning, anyone?

c’mon guys, cooperate!

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1 count with the bases loaded …. anyone else thinkin what i am

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i was thinking, I wish Greg Dobbs wasn’t at the plate.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than Valdez

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

For crying out loud, Dobbs. DON’T SWING!

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Greg Dobbs you piece of $#%* . You fouled out with the bases loaded on a 3-1 pitch.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Chooch.

It’s up to you.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I am blaming phillyphan9208 for that popup. He begged for a granny and look what he got.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to make him pay on a 3-1 count Dobbs.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
5-8-10...the day the Purdue Boilermakers basketball team won the 2011 NCAA Championship!!

by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

ball 3 was not a ball.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

veryyy smallll strikezone

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

According to At bat, those were all balls.

by philsandthrills on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

“have to throw it though a teacup” as Hawk Harrelson would say

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by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

through a teacup

forgot the r

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

DONT SWING PLEASE GOD DON'T SWING

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, no GIDP for Valdez!

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I still expect a groundout though.

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this must make Hamels feel better.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, look at that!

Cole isn’t the only one!

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOCH with the walk. Takes the lead.

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s a question: does that count as an RBI for Chooch?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Ball 4 wasn’t even close

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing...

…we took the lead before Valdez came up.

"If chaos drives, let suffering hold the reins!"

by PhillyFan20XX on Jul 27, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

ain’t that the truth?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

or that it wasn’t dobbs than valdez.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is stupid. Heat is getting to me AC broke it is 95 in my house.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

bleh

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, that was crushed, and Cole knew it.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Grr.

I hate Mark Reynolds.

How many 2 strike counts end up as runs for Cole, again?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate dobbs and valdez a little more now!

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Gee called that one.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
5-8-10...the day the Purdue Boilermakers basketball team won the 2011 NCAA Championship!!

by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds is a damned monster

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

fantasy 3rd basemen softens the blow for me

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamels is on my fantasy roster…so…not liking Reynolds.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he homer against every at least once every series? I literally cannot remember him going against us without hitting one or two.

by philsandthrills on Jul 27, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well based on his average…he does little else but homer.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
5-8-10...the day the Purdue Boilermakers basketball team won the 2011 NCAA Championship!!

by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

marge is in for a big suprise

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Patty and Selma told her he was no good.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole is getting pinched now, too?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamels meltdown…

3….2….1

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Always Mr. Positive, aren’t you?

by phillyphan9208 on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on, Cole. You’re better than this.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf? I went upstairs to move the laundry and come back to this poop?

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I call safety squeeze by lopez.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It was attempted, anyway.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez is 5 for 96. Hehe.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Rusty Ryal – sounds like he has carnies for parents

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Again man

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Cole….work the corners.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

COLE!

YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!

But now he faces a lefty, so that’s good.

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

3 walks, 2 HBP. Not the way to succeed Cole.

by philsandthrills on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamie Moyer's guide to pitching

Don’t walk hitters
Change speeds
Don’t walk hitters
Work the corners
Don’t walk hitters

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamels due up first in the inning, I say let him get through this and call up the pen

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

after 4? Not unless he really implodes here.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s at 84 pitches what are you gona get another inning?

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

one more. which is one less of Baez etc.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole

Control, you must learn control!

by ajay on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

actually, it’d be control you must learn

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

just cuz he couldn’t lift that friigging x-wing out of the swamp everbody says he’s a jedi pussy

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Amen

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
5-8-10...the day the Purdue Boilermakers basketball team won the 2011 NCAA Championship!!

by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hallelujah

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe he swung there after the 2-2 call.

by Bilzo on Jul 27, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

great, now Lidge is the Phillies’ pitching coach.

by Wet Luzinski on Jul 27, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

actually, I think Kendrick has some things to learn from Lidge, constructive things of course

Preaching the Inglewood Jack

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 27, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the chord changes to Eye of the Tiger?

by j reed on Jul 27, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what NOT to do?

"Clever girl."

by LeepinLizardz on Jul 27, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Defib is can start charging again

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Jul 27, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Hamels is trying to get the WIP guys to demand that he be traded.

by WanderingMoses on Jul 27, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s at 84 pitches

Best to pull him now

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

No, he can go over 100.

Looking forward to the Kevin Kolb era.
5-8-10...the day the Purdue Boilermakers basketball team won the 2011 NCAA Championship!!

by EREX21 on Jul 27, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you might get an out maby 2 …. I would have thrown in a PH and hoped to get a base runner.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 27, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

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