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Well, damn. That sucks. We're now a Jimmy Rollins tweak away from an infield of Ross Gload, Cody Ransom, Wilson Valdez, and Greg Dobbs. Pass the tissues....

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Time for Jayson Werth to play up to his ability

In other news, pray, and for those who dont pray, start

"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"

~Thomas Jefferson

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Aug 3, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Drink this wine, for it is the blood of Jesus Heyward.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.

by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s not like Werth hasn’t been playing up to his ability…

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.

by FuquaManuel on Aug 3, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re right. It’s time for him to throw the team on his back and make the money for next year

"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"

~Thomas Jefferson

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Aug 3, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FML!

I know John Lannan didn’t do it, but I’m going to blame him anyway.

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, this is easy to blame on him— if he had not hit Ryan on the elbow, he may not have been on base to wreck his ankle!

by dannijd on Aug 3, 2010 5:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He did “cause” it, strictly speaking.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good enough reason for me. I hate that guy now more than Cody Ross. Die, Lannan, die.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.

by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, while Cody Ross is just a complete douchebag, Lannan has actually drawn blood not once, but twice.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seemingly hits one of our players every time we face him, too.

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a vague recollection that he grew up a Mets fan.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is double plus ungood.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also has weird eyebrows and appears to wear mascara.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WC3_6276_John_Lannan.jpg

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’d fit right in with the rest of the Mets, then?

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed. And ah yes, here’s confirmation about the Mets fan thing. But it’s even worse – he grew up rooting for both the Mets and the Yankees. The only redeeming quality of Mets fans is that they hate the Yankees and vice versa, yet Lannan doesn’t even have that.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he was a sports bisexual? That is just wrong.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewwwwww. He admits to it? Bet he’s a Lakers fan, too.

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Cowboys and Red Wings.

by Cormican on Aug 3, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notre Dame football and Duke B-ball.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manchester United

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking The U.

by phatj on Aug 3, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think we have adequately proven that Lannan is the worst human being on the face of the earth. FM, if you’re here, you have authorization to hate him.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have hated him since 2007. But now that I have your authorization, my temples will throb with hate in its purest, most unbridled form.

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.

by FuquaManuel on Aug 3, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, grew up in a circle where everyone was Catholic and rooted for Notre Dame. Never understood it at all, so no one I knew actually went to Notre Dame nor had family members that did.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like a relative of

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he is related to Brett Myers too?

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always said so

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant Lannan is Brett Myers’ evil triplet along with Bert.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

most definintely

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Brett Myers looks like Bert. Look at a picture of him next to Myers. You’ll never look at Bert the same way. I wonder if he used to beat up Ernie when the cameras weren’t rolling.

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought that but that doesn’t exclude Lannan from the Circle of Bert.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word is that Mayberry will join the team tomorrow.

Yay for all lefty and short bench tonight!

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

But...

When he gets here, he’ll be the answer at first base:

Amaro said Mayberry took grounders at first today in Lehigh. Could be an option there.

"It was almost like if Harry didn't call it, it wasn't real." - Jayson Stark
SB Nation

by Chris Haines on Aug 3, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I caught that tweet just a minute ago.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantastic he can double or even triple his 4 career appearances at the position.

by Cormican on Aug 3, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s poor logistical planning there. They should have at least had him wait at an airport somewhere while they decided.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pigs are in Buffalo tonight, so he’s already in a major (-ish) city with a major (-ish) airport. It’s not like he’s in Altoona.

Well, let’s see… there’s a 7:15 flight to Fort Lauderdale, but I guess that wouldn’t get him to the ballpark until after the game was over. But they still could have had Mayberry fly out in the morning, and then if they decided not to DL Howard, they could have just sent him back.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great! Anything else?

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by FuquaManuel on Aug 3, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Polanco is still healthy!

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth and Polanco: the Teflon Dons.

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by FuquaManuel on Aug 3, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that is just reckless.

by schmenkman on Aug 3, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was on the DL already this season, wasn’t he?

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was. His was the freakiest injury of all this year.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9139743

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies category of course, I have to think that dude who hurt himself for the season celebrating at home plate (kendrick?) wins the award for the whole league

by SportingFanaticism on Aug 3, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morales.

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by FuquaManuel on Aug 3, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coghlan comes in a close 2nd.

by WanderingMoses on Aug 3, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Mat Latos— A sneeze landed him on the DL!

by dannijd on Aug 3, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

More common than you think. The average speed of sneeze is 90mph.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant, it’s not unheard that people injure themselves when sneezing. I don’t know how often it happens to MLB players.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it happened to my 80 year-old Grandmother…

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s happened more than once. Seem to recall it a few years back. It’s one of those things that just exacerbates a lingering injury.

by Bilzo on Aug 3, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happened to Sammy Sosa I remember.

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.

by FuquaManuel on Aug 3, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s even more embarassing than when he pulled his English while appearing before the Senate.

by Cormican on Aug 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Abdominal/groin injuries and sneezing is nothing short of having your nuts stomped on by Neil Carter in golf shoes.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha. Moyer sneezes faster than he throws.

by Wet Luzinski on Aug 3, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russel Branyan breaking his leg while closing the shades in his hotel room “wins”

by Cormican on Aug 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Eaton stabbed himself whilst opening a DVD (or CD, I can’t remember which) with a knife.

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad he could have hit his fermoral artery and bled out.He certainly did it to us.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe that dude once won 10 games for us—if that isn’t proof that the win/loss record is a flawed stat, I don’t know what is. The offense carried that mofo.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.

by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the scouts must have had their Baez googles on when they watched that putz pitch.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a “he’s the only guy available on the FA market and he was a Phillies’ draft pick” kind of move. Too many years and too much money—that was one of Gillick’s worst moves as GM by far.

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by doubleh on Aug 3, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although not so freaky for catchers. I’ve seen it happen before.

by j reed on Aug 3, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No- Polanco was on the DL already— if you want Teflon in terms of no DL stints, you have to go Werth and Ibanez

by dannijd on Aug 3, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh… It’s not like we have any important inter-division games coming up! What’s that? face palm

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Aug 3, 2010 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So would anyone be opposed to Raul playing first while Howard was out?

by philiafan14364 on Aug 3, 2010 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I suppose it’s OK, but it doesn’t strike me as being all that important. It would only be to open up a spot in the OF for Gload or Mayberry, but Gload is a 1B too and apparently Mayberry can play 1B as well.

by taco pal on Aug 3, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or for Francisco to play every day.

by philiafan14364 on Aug 3, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 3-6-3 or 3-6-1 DP is at least back in the playbook now.

by Bilzo on Aug 3, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It comes into play more when Vic comes off the DL, as you could keep Brown in the OF with Vic and Werth, instead of having to live with Gload or Mayberry in the lineup then.

by Cormican on Aug 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And so continues

the Phillies’ transformation into the IronPigs.

by MyronBales on Aug 4, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

And my education on our AAA club… next year can I study the starting roster a little more?

by dannijd on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

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