Another in a long line of sad stories about professional athletes. Jeez -- just hire me, let me invest your millions in a diversified portfolio of inexpensive mutual funds with Vanguard, and live comfortably. I promise not to rip you off. I mean, really. What else do you need from a financial advisor/agent? 1. Don't rip off the client 2. Keep the hangers on from bleeding them like lampreys, or (at least) help them so that the lampreys can eat for a longer time. *sigh*