We thank Thee O wise Baseba'al for answering our prayers and granting Thy humble servants franchise records and total domination by our Starting Rotation.
Now as we enter month the tenth of the Year of Baseba'al One-Hundred and Forty Two, we beg of Thy compassion and greatness to grant our Beloved Team the esteemed title of World Champion.
Once again we asketh of Thee to withhold Thy vengeance against the Philadelphia Phillies Baseball Club and all of its players. Likewise we do asketh in Thy kindness the following:
May all of our enemies forgetteth to swingeth the bat and fieldeth the ball.
May our Starting Rotation continue their domination thanks to Thy graciousness.
May Thou continue to lead our groundballs and flyballs to open spaces and into the stands.
May Thou guideth the Gut of Charles F. Manuel evermore to the right decision.
May Thou guideth every pitch of our Rotation and Bullpen to the glove of the man named Chooch.
May Thou allowest our Starting Lineup to produce our daily bread of Ten Runs.
May Thou allowest Ryan Madson to saveth all in October.
And may we all processeth in the bright light known as Broad Street on a Sunny Day of October to celebrate the redemption and salvation of all Thy People.
We humbly beseech of Thee to grant our prayer in Thy just, holy, and merciful Name.