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2011 National League Division Series Game Two Thread -- Cardinals at Phillies

St. Louis Cardinals at Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT


The Phillies look to take a "commanding" 2-0 lead against the Cardinals in the best of five division series, and will do so behind Cliff Lee, author of six complete game shutouts in the 2011 regular season. He'll be opposed by Chris Carpenter, the Cardinals' 36 year old ace and author of his own 11 strikeout masterpiece last week in the Cards' final regular season game.

Most of the lineup has been hitting lately. Let's hope that continues.

Discuss the game below.

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Next Game

St. Louis Cardinals
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Sunday, Oct 2, 2011, 8:37 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Chris Carpenter vs Cliff Lee

Cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 55.

 

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Cliff Lee

#33 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-3

190

L

L

Aug 30, 1978

 

 

 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Cliff Lee 17-8 35 32 6 6 0 0 232.2 197 66 62 18 42 238 2.40 1.03





Chris Carpenter

#29 / Pitcher / St. Louis Cardinals

6-6

230

R

R

Apr 27, 1975

 

 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Chris Carpenter 11-9 34 34 4 2 0 0 237.1 243 98 91 16 55 191 3.45 1.26





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Let's go PHILS

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Playoff baseball! WOOHOO!!!

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Axford, get the outs so we can switch to the real game.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

already have heard how utley its carpenter(7-15) and how howard will have another HR this series just cause it’s the cardinals. ugh, this is not helping educate baseball fans

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, RBI, wins, runs and batting average are the only good stats to evaluate players.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you must be one of those new-fangled types that like horseless carriages and those fancy calculators that Fruit Company makes.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting these little transistor chip thingies to partially replace vacuum tubes, eventually.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Jamie Moyer and I went to grade school together we had to walk up hill both ways to get rhere.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

we used to dream of having a horseless carriage. we had to eat a bowl of small microchips for breakfast……

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of calculators….i still need one to calculate ERA. just saying

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it isn’t really a calculation that leads to mental math well because of innings being broken into 3 parts.

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by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Switch to TNT.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Warmup on TNT right now

Of course, not sure Stockton or Brenly are worth it.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick Stockton on TBS very funny

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those under 30, you have no idea how good Stockton was. He really was just a notch below Scully 20 or 25 years ago.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

for baseball? I thought his basketball was much better, way back when

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luckily Joe Buck is an announcer now.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlton Fisk. But he was indeed better at basketball.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I’m 28 so all right.

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping the radio broadcast and/or AtBat are better synced to the TV tonight…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one tired of hearing about the word “Ace” as if it some sort of royal title? It is really all that different between most teams #1 and #2 guy around baseball? And is there REALLY an ace on this team? Roy may be the best pitcher but he’s certainly not head shoulders above everybody else.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Silly, like every card game, we have four aces.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, there’s not really AN ace. We’ve got an unbeatable poker hand – 4 aces and a joker.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re late.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just takes a while for the comment to get from Florida to Tennessee.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Axford pitch count: 23-12

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Miss America sings the anthem, an astronaut throws out the first pitch…I hear the inventer of apple pies will make an appearance in the 7th inning stretch

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE CLIFF LEE!!!

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, Sager is slightly more tasteful in his attire today.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

They really had to mention that Eagles game? Jesus.

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by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

they have to report disaster stories

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game over. Beer leads 2 nothings.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Sager’s suit somewhat less offensive than yesterday (is that velvet, though?)

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin really?

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, Pence.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that’s cool

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Pence. I don’t think it’s possible to play that worse.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, that’s not a good start…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely start.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

can we start all our games in the 2nd inning?

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What the frig?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

First pitch triple?? And what was Pence doing there?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

To say the least.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So a K and then a walk and then a GIDP. Problem solved.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk, walk, unassisted triple play by Utley.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg dom brown is such a horrible fielder. oh wait.

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Meals strike!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

a first pitch hit. I’ve seen this before (and Pence that was horrible)

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh… be aware they’re going to be aggressive?

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

It is funny how the way to get to Lee is essentially to be impatient and hack away.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO!! Putting on my Lee shirt and going to my friends house to watch the game :)

Good thing I had a great, de-stress run before the game!

GO PHILS!!

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by JLS89 on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call to miss that first pitch

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you for real Meals? What the crap was wrong with that?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I can already tell…this will be a fun strike zone night

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

THEY ARE FIRST PITCH SWINGING DUBEE

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good grief…Jerry Meals? How the hell did he end up in the playoffs at all?

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Seniority.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pessimists.

Cliff bout to strike out Craig, pujols and the Berkman.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, Pence. That was Ibanezish.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That was just Pence being Manny.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird hop off the ledge. Not sure anyone could have correctly anticipated it. Great followup by Shane.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was indeed a good play by Shane. But Pence looked completely flummoxed.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening all.

Let’s hope that Cliff gets things under control quickly…and a strikeout is a good sign

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else see Lee after Pujols popped up?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, no — description?

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did that thing where you make a fist and have your elbow bent at 90 degrees and then you go Yes and kind of pump your elbow down.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! I can’t imagine that move without an accompanying “ca-ching!”

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly what it looked like.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I expect there to be a GIF of this at some point.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

home run if playing in a silo

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha good one.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked this too.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost there, Lee

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Polly!

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

YES! Nice

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t know they only had 74 errors all season. That has to be Top 10 all time.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and Howard had 8 of them (he says without looking it up to verify….)

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 for Howard and Valdez, 8 for Polly, 7 for Jimmy, 6 for Mini-Mart, 5 for Utley, 4 each for Dom and Chooch, 3 each for Benny Fresh, Yayberry, and Stutes, 2 for Orr, 1 each for 10 different players

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gold Glove

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

excellent polanco

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

How the fuck did he get that one?

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Glove by Hoover

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Polly is so awesome….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool outcome.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What lead-off triple? Haha.

by Ritty77 on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing to see here. Cliff has it under control.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clifton laughs at leadoff Triples.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry guys, I’m here.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Shark Sandwich

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have seen the album cover they wanted to use.

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by EANX33 on Oct 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long will the broadcast stay on TNT?

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s on TBS now.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably should have asked this instead but thanks

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No prob. I checked when you asked. I was still on TNT.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably say til 9

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was really a double but Lee felt like being generous so he used his Force Push to move the ball 50 feet away from Pence and then proceeded to go Dark Side on the Cardinals 2-3-4 hitters.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This makes sense.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on tape delay here, just the interwebs are slow. That polanco play was amazing. The hop he took that thing off was outrageous. Glad fat elvis is fat and slow though.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Not on tape delay here, just the interwebs are slow. That polanco play was amazing. The hop he took that thing off was outrageous. Glad fat elvis is fat and slow though.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

2b

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Game is now on TBS by the way.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

YOUNG JAMES!

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

JIMMY!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch. 1 foot higher and that was gonzo.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I shouldnt went to TNT. Completely missed the first half of the inning

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

should’ve*

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double nice way to start!

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

nice hit jimmy. just missed

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s odd but good!

Wait, is Borg at the game? Did she remember to turn off her tractor beam?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fan interference?

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Avoided it at the last second. He was like “Oh, shit, wait.”

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

never touched the ball, you can tell because the ball never changes direction

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that fan literally stopped himself from touching the ball.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. He was like “Wait.”

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like tnt better

it doesnt have those two black lines like tbs

by bige120291 on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

#paythatman

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

god Rollins hit that hard

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR and Chris C. will come to regret their 3 days rest shenanigans…

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRussa regrets nothing!

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s true, but only because he doesn’t have a SOUL!

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter not sharpenter.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone watched the Bartman documentary.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That should be compulsary viewing for any ticket buyer.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter led the league in IP? How did I not know that?

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

There are a number of possible answers to this question.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had a very forgettable first half of the season

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you are a Phillies fan. Manuel is the manager and we have Halladay and Lee…it sort of just makes sense that it would be one of them.

 Don’t be too hard on yourself.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter also pitched two more games than Lee or Halladay.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s another sort of hidden factor in the CY Young race… Phillies didn’t need to ride any one of their aces, since they had three

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a Nite Owl.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 Aces and a Jack.

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had one of those, and Kershaw in the top three

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL, yeah. 4th overall in MLB

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those AL guys can really eat innings without having to bat I guess.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easier to do when there is a DH.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the three with more innings were Verlander, Shields, and Haren

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Ut, at least ge thim over.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, a walk does that!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was on second already.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brain cramp

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw, Arrested Development is coming back for 8-9 episodes

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Good stuff.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll take the walk.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

All right, a walk is nice too.

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez, like zero location for Carpenter.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t look comfortable

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by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t swing alert

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh he has location, just outside the strike zone

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s some tight relative philosophy.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would have been ball 3, methinks

by Dxero on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

gameday had it just in the zone

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked a bit high, but it could have dropped down. All academic at this point.

by Dxero on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LA making fun of TMac…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Pence.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s go hunter get on base.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter doesn’t look very comfortable up there…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

TNT ending coverage after this inning

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Load the bases…I dare you.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded for The Big Piece!

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter PC: 15-5 (yikes)

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Eek, he’s not having a good night of it so far, is he? Not that I’m complaining.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go big, Piece.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

LOAD EM UP!

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

damn Pence laying off of that took balls of steel

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Cholly taught him how to walk.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring em home, Grande Piece

by Dxero on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And you whores can’t use the shift either.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Sacks full of Sox Phils

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Piece. Be BIG!

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

a sac fly will do, a hit will be very good, extra base would be exquisite

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s what she said….

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

She did say that.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’d be a weird she

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk in a run, I don’t care

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Heck of a curve.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard, Howard, Howard…that curve ball and murder me written all over it.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Here is where Howard starts losing his mind trying to kill the ball.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

slooooooooowww curve

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Just put it on the OF.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Just don’t get an out…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

somebody watched the pre-screening of moneyball before game 2

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HOOTONIZE HIM!!

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you for not swinging at that, RyHo

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This should be good.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyway Howard doesn’t swing here? 3-2

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m fine with the result, quite frankly

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

As am I.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIG PIECE!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA,

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOYAH

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

TAKE THAT

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That’ll work

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha that works.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Did that go off the rubber?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently Carpenter kicked it.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

some nice babip luck. wooo. not having that shift is good huh howard

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WooHoo! That’ll do!!

by Ritty77 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP shows her lovely face.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Plate discipline…how does it work?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m still trying to figure out magnets…

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad someone got the reference

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, magnets are awful.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

RyHo!

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I"ll take a off Carpenter’s feet through the hole single!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

2 more ribbies for Ryho!

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Unconventional!

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Which team is carpenter on?

by nastyem on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, hey, hey…

We fucking suck !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fat Albert is here?

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, thought I would cheer myself up.

We fucking suck !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow thats a DP if it doesn’t hit Carpenter

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP fairy giving us a break this year, maybe?

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first pitch, Vic?

COME ON, MAN!!

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec in a sad manner

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon, HOT RAUL!

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Just avoided a O/U/N event just now!!!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

LA not happy with Shane.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

well considering that Carpenter threw 22 pitches and got noone out before shane came to bat….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something tells me Carpenter doesn’t like starting on three days rest, or starting against the Phillies

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

he pitches well against the Phillies

it’s the rest

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, sometimes shit just happens

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is also true

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, don’t see how the broadcasters can be so confident it’s a short-rest problem

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Career 7-2 against the Phillies, never started on 3 days’ rest before

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never in his career right?

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stockton pronounces Raul’s first name like the sound a dying cat makes.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HOT RAULLLL!!!!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HOT RAUUUUULLLLLLL

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Raul = PROFESSIONAL HITTER.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Raul I love you

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep it going.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i’ve been washing dishes while we’ve been scoring. and now i’m out of dishes. WHAT DO I DO

by nastyem on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

WASH THEM AGAIN

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do them again!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eats lots of messy food then wash the newly dirtied Dishes

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can wash mine for me.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised it took so long for someone to say that

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wash everything in your house.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!!

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

this is my fault

by nastyem on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done Raul.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Rye-ul!

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter already at 26 pitches this inning

by The Fish on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

14 balls.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say something like ‘I thought Carpenter was supposed to be their ace?’ Then i remembered what happened to Doc in the first last night…

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter had a shaky year. He started off the year poorly, and it’s altered his number for the whole year

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you sure it’s not just the short rest? That’s gotta be the reason since the teevee guys keep telling us it is!

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, guys…make him throw strikes

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Way over.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Push. I’m not sure he’ll use 7 pitchers in this game, but it is LaRussa.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many pitches so far ?

We fucking suck !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

30

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Polly’s still on notice.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody needs a good talkin’ to.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, was just about to post this.

Me and his glove are still cool, though.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, I absolutely knew Polanco was GIDPing

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Polly…

Still, Carpenter’s already at 30 pitches…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

damn… let get to the bullpen earlier!

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Polly, that’s how you kill an inning

but 3 on bases loaded none out is relatively good

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit Polly that wasn’t a great pitch to swing at ahead in the count

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Polly bad. 3 is good though.

by Ritty77 on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember the pick he made at third in the top of the inning? He’s doing his part.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

if polly were as good a hitter as he is a fielder, what would his ops be?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

5.000

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, I’m staying in the studio. I don’t care if my recordings sound shitty. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!!

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

In fairness to Polly being on notice, he saved a run in the 1st. But yes, that AB was terrible.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

From the Cardinals blog...
@BJRains B.J. Rains
Kyle Lohse just stole the key to the Phillie Phanatic’s ATV, which he parked in front of their dugout..Phillies took the field. Funny stuff.

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Just the key? Mark Buehrle actually jumped on and drove it away when the White Sox were there in ’07.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That kind of stuff should piss me off, but I don’t mind when the opposing team messes right back with the Phanatic. Unless it’s the Yankees or the Braves.

by Sisko on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, given how much the Phanatic messes with the players and managers, I don’t mind when they pull pranks back on him.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s the WNBA?

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s that ?

We fucking suck !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do consider women’s basketball a sport.

No seriously, I do.

Why is everyone laughing?

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine is in another room watching it. He’s from Minnesota.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva El Birdos, shortly. They’re talking about whether to turn the channel to Dexter or Boardwalk Empire or Breaking Bad.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Breaking Carpenter.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

WNBA Finals as in “Chapter 11”?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one. Expect the WNBA become popular since the NBA season is gone for the year.

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Stern.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo! Let’s go Atlanta. Team work make the Dream work!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunt chart says a team averages 2.2 runs when loading them up with no outs. I would say 3 is pretty good. At the very least….above average.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

End of Inning Fact: The last time Chris Carpenter pitched on 3 days’ rest or fewer was October 1, 2000 in a relief apperance with the Blue Jays against the Indians. He has never started with fewer than 4 days’ rest.

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ummm…this looks a little familiar

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

come on shut down inning

by bige120291 on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, Pence

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Dom should keep his RF glove?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are there really different gloves for LF and RF? I had an infield glove and an outfield glove (and my catcher’s mitt), but I never got that specific with gloves.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was mostly kidding. Did not have a semi-sarcasm font.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. I was honestly curious, because I know some people actually do get weird about having different gloves for the positions they play.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is why it was semi-sarcasm. Should not be different, but who knows,

I am serious that I am not sure Pence>Dom in RF.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, neither am I. Best outfield next year might be Pence (LF) – Victorino (CF) – Brown (RF)

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently Cliff Lee should just stop throwing strikes.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay so they are FIRST PITCH SWINGING

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

except molina apparently.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has a neck tatoo. I did not account for his originality.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought that was established after Doc got knocked around?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I mean, if you throw them junk, you might get behind the count. Lee might just settle down like Doc

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, however

 Taking a 1-0 count or two isn’t necessarily bad. If he’s first pitch swinging, there’s a good chance he’s just swinging no matter what. So you could throw some junk and he’s prolly gonna swing. If they make contact it usually isn’t solid and is an out, or a strike. It’s like bunt attempt, you plant the idea to force the defense to realign itself.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an irrational dislike of Yadier Molina

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Because he complains after every called third strike?

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really need a reason?

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’d think a catcher would be more circumspect

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably not smart for a catcher to be doing

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a catcher, they’re “allowed” to do that.

(No they’re not.)

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got it too. He just seems like a whiny dick. THat’s all i can figure…

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for quick outs!

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Got him that time.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when everyone was saying this was going to be a quick low scoring game? yeah about that….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

For what this offense is capable of, three is kind of low.

… wait, it’s only the top of the second?

by Sisko on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit. We scored three in the first. We're doomed.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like saying the avg is 315 is a bit misleading seeing as there was only 16 at bats

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee let that one hang.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Both the breaking pitch and the following changeup.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals fans are getting mad about towels...

can someone explain? I don’t know why they would get mad over a rally towel…

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

if it’s white, it might be that it’s distracting, or that the hitter might lose sight of the ball

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why there’s the batting eye.

by Pierre363 on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t bother, the Reds and Giants did the same shit last year.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same color as the ball, I guess. Reds fans were complaining about it last year too.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

because they need something to bitch about?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s called home field

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

but I never heard us bitch about rally towel…

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need a sloooow off-speed pitch now, throw his timing

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d change his eye level, and throw a breaking pitch

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

or that.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh...

Theriot just gave the sassy hip-check. He means business!

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BREAKING: Cliff Lee good at baseball.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Phifer

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Lolol Jon Jay’s Gameday photo is downright goofy.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Out!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

they should make him a designated fielder on his days off

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Woot! Clifton says WHATEVER to RISP.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

What lead-off double? Haha.

by Ritty77 on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus christ. I forgot how good he was to watch int he playoffs.

by Gratlovich on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s a ninja I tell ya, a ninja

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

And an interesting contrast:

After 1, Carpenter PC: 30-14
After 2, Lee PC: 23-19

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice fielding Cliff.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll give the Brewers this, that mustache is a thing of beauty

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats good playoff people?

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

These playoffs are good, for starters.

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

These playoff starters are good.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep working long counts, guys

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nut shot to the Ump.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He deserved it

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll settle for a base hit here…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

No it was.

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went, methinks.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked close, but he went around.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was close, can’t complain

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy working it

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN. Twice.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ALMOST AGAIN

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Third ball off the top of the RF wall today!

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

warning track power

by byosti on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s top of the fence power

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robbed again

Hi, I'm Andy Reid, and I am so full of myself that I treat the Philly media like shit and think that the fans are stupid enough to buy anything that we sell. I will be the coach of this team forever and there is nothing you can do about it. So, go suck on that for a while. Btw, Juan is a total liability on defense, I knew that when I made the move, but I just wanted to drive the fans up the wall. So there. I know I'm fat, but I'm still your coach, and there's nothing you can do about it. Time's Yours !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Jimmy, you’re about a combined 5 feet from 2 homeruns

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Jimmy! I’ll take it though!

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s awesome, but sucks.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

two feet away from two home runs

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting annoyed with your “almost-HRs,” Jimmy

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

just missed another one

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s my bandbox?

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Bandboxed.

…oh, wait.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The Phillies’ clubhouse guy needs to put some more Wheaties on the pre-game spread

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss when guys were on the juice.

/s

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Props to the fans for backing away. Somebody saw the Bartman special haha

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

first world problems

my leadoff aging shortstop hits doubles, not homeruns

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Im not complaining on Jimmy because it was only a double, Im complaining that it was just inches away from being a HR.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would someone buy a marlin-blue Phillies jersey?

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks to Dick Stockton for letting us know that ball hit to right center was a fair ball. Wouldn’t have figured it out without you, pal.

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Rather him than Joe Buck or Ernie Johnson.

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eat your damn wheaties Jimmy.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s at least 10 low inside sliders this inning

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anybody else have this feeling that this is going to be a boring game, without many more runs….

Hi, I'm Andy Reid, and I am so full of myself that I treat the Philly media like shit and think that the fans are stupid enough to buy anything that we sell. I will be the coach of this team forever and there is nothing you can do about it. So, go suck on that for a while. Btw, Juan is a total liability on defense, I knew that when I made the move, but I just wanted to drive the fans up the wall. So there. I know I'm fat, but I'm still your coach, and there's nothing you can do about it. Time's Yours !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

With how Carpenter’s pitching? No, I’m not getting that feeling.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp will go 5 at most, and the Cards bullpen is terrible, so I doubt it

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope :)

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuck Testa

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Chuts at the 2 hole

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase doesn’t like to swing

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasn’t saying it’s a bad thing.

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rollins steals third???!!!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah I don’t get why he went there. Oh well.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for the Fish!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runz, we got em.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I have crapped on Pence a lot, but that was some GREAT hitting.

Well done, sir.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

same here, but my opinion of him increases favorably now that he’s not batting behind Howard

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I agree with this too.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it has something to do with the belief in protection. As Pence “protecting Howard” i don’t like it, because i dont think protection exists. But as a 3rd batter I love Pence, because simply put, he can hit

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two-out FUN

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ho hum another run

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Those onfield mics realy pick up Pence’s grunt.

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

all though the bats sound like they are breaking

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, noticed that last night

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR sighting!

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe 5.5 will be low?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still seven innings to go :)

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good poise, Mantis!

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I do like this lineup.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Did the Cards just pick up the phone to the bullpen?

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep. Salas warming up.

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can hear Pence grunt when he swings. Such an awkward fucker, but I love him

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

catcher really wanted a different pitch.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

this game is already full of LOLrussa

by perfectdepth on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I realize it’s hindsight but I think the three day rest is LOLRussa at this point.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much. why you would put a guy who’s literally never done it before in that position was curious from the very beginning. but I’m not Hall of Fame manager, so…

by perfectdepth on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s going to pitch game 3 for STL?

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it is Garcia.

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed the beginning of the conversation what was Carpenter visibly angry about?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Not getting a call on some of the pitches.

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, just missed that one

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

oh ryan dont tease me with that batdrop

by VaEagle on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard is seeing that ball very well.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Starting the playoffs against the Cardinals may be just what the doctor ordered for Howard.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, even though it was an out, I like Ryan hitting to LF.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that ball completely died, I thought it was gone off the bat

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that’s the thing…. ball doesn’t seem to be carrying tonight

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a cold night, isn’t it?

by perfectdepth on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the wind direction?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left to right.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm. That could explain part of the Howard stall-and-crash, I suppose.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Ryan. Even Jimmy can hit the fence!

by 17thandShunk on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon, Ryan, at least Jimmy bounced it off the top of the wall

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

two near HR’s in that inning. I really wish we had a bandbox in this city

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Meals' strike zone been that awful?

Or is Carpenter more or less just upset that he’s struggling?

by magnumforce2006 on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s seemed adequate to me

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter’s missing bad.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s actually been really good and consistent tonight, as per gameday.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

now let’s avoid the lead-off extra-base hit

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

But it’s fun to troll the Cards

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

^Cliff Lee’s thought process

by TheNumber47 on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And by that I assume you’re not hoping for a leadoff single. :<)

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, though I’d’ve been amused by the diminishing trend

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

(it would have been funny if that was what happened. though not because Carpenter was leadoff)

by TheNumber47 on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine what would have happened after the fourth inning… negative bases?

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

gradually more soul-crushing leadoff outs… he’d probably also find a way to have a leadoff double or triple play. Just because he’s CLIFF LEEEEE

by TheNumber47 on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Piece hits another TITANIC HOMERUN tonight so I can hear TOM MCCARTHY make another home run call from my house in King of Prussia

by Legion of Bullies on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter PC: 56-28.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR is pissing me off

Why the hell would he pitch Carp instead of Garcia. Not that I mind tho

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I think so he could have him for a possible Game 5, instead of Lohse.

by TheNumber47 on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that it makes sense…

by TheNumber47 on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just have to overly metagame it like LaRussa.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what other than himself crawled up TLR’s ass

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ow. Just…ow.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was away from the TV, I don’t know what happened

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be pretty pissed off too if I conquered mt helena then everest was right next to it

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he finally realizes that conceding game 2 to set himself up for a game 5 wasn’t the smartest Idea after all.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitcher bats 8th

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw sailed a bit

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t really been paying attention to this, but I assume Gameday’s badging business is getting ahead of itself and Cliff doesn’t have six Ks yet?

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

/range’d

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Everything but the Cardinals is responsible for the Cardinals sucking. So much for grit and hustle and midwestern work ethic.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I am glad that Ryan Howard is 6’4"

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Range isn't what it was?

WTF I want Wheels back

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Have they WATCHED Utley since last year? I think the fall-off’s been minimal at best, fielding-wise.

by Sisko on Oct 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

His range is amazing idk what they are looking at.

I swear I think they get all their info from WIP

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

For realz Meals?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nuts.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, okay, Jerry Meals.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Meals on Wheels delivers for St. Louis.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday says....Craig struck out

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Lee do well against Pujols? Albert does not look comfortable. Maybe it’s his heel.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Phifer says “He isn’t doing well right now!”

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a ankle injury…

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

an*

Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.

Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.

by chillyphilly on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Cliff just broke the other one!

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

1/10 career with a single back in ’06.

by perfectdepth on Oct 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s now 1-10. Lifetime with 2 bb and a K against cliff.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

with 15" curveballs like that no wonder.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan?

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought it was more like Valentine.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t it be Joe MOARgan?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLIFF SMASH

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That whole AB was an exercise in toying.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s good…he’s so good.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee is really good at pitching baseballs.

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Phillies,

Thank you for the first 2 1/2 innings and helping me forget about the Eagles.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, DNL will lead off with them tomorrow.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course. I’d be pissed if they didn’t. Going out of character and all.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as much of an Eagles fan, but I got to watch Dallas implode today, which is always enjoyable.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gone from hating Tony Romo’s guts to pitying him. I still enjoy seeing him crap the bed though.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy Romo for the sheer fact that I need him healthy for Miles Austin to have a good year.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about it about 30 mins after they lost. Flyers opener thursday, phils on 2 nights out of every 3 nights, easy to forget

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to their home opener…probably the only game I make all year.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have tix for the Kings game, but Im going to comic con in NY that night too. Yay conflicting schedules!!!!!

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you selling your tickets? I went to Con in Baltimore, first one ever. I enjoyed it. Got to meet at talk to Scott Snyder which was the highlight for me.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, its with my family, so I sold it to my cousins GF.

I’ve been to the Philly one before a few times, but never NY. I want to go to the San Diego one one day. I assume my kids will love X-Men as much as me, so that might be my excuse haha

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never got into XMen much until recently. Their 5 issue X-Men Schism has been awesome.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having been to both hockey games and comic cons, I don’t think I can give a solid rec either way. They both rule.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hockey’s very expensive. add in the fact that it looks beautiful in HD, and it’s hard to get me to go to a game

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the live game too much.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to my first game last year. I was better than I expected.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
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by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got two tickets, face value $152, for $30 each. 13 rows off the ice.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Those prices are unheard of around here.

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know how. I got really, really lucky on Stub Hub. I fully expect karma to get me back at any moment.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus too many regular season games are disappointing. one team or the other at half-speed.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never been my problem. I only see green’s compliment.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be really nice if Carpenter gets knocked out this inning. Work on the Cardinals’ bullpen.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, I’d like to see I’m stay in for anothe r 6 innings and get shelled.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking it would be nice for their bullpen to be worn down for the rest of the series. Oh well I guess it doesn’t matter now.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The manly goo of Cliff Lee

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing last night, then today I was like “…Wait a second…”

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t you think this is exactly why Cliff Lee signed with the Phillies? He loves this.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Victorino has seen three pitches in two PA’s

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Shane took a pitch this time.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Aww, Raul.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

14 runs in last 5 innings…pretty good pace

by bige120291 on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you swinging at Polly?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

On notice.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on fellas. No need to take your foot off the gas.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the MO of the other Philly team!

by michellemtsu on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZING

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's the problem

They can be a little conservative now, and have good at-bats… Even if they don’t get runs every inning, if they get Carpenter out of there, scoring runs again will become that much easier.

by magnumforce2006 on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you send the required certified letter, signed receipt returned?

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if Carpenter has figured it out, his PC means early crappy bullpen, and more runs

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

More advanced metrics by the broadcasters!

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick Stockton making fun of those who are not familiar with K/BB ratio — I kind of appreciate him a bit more.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL really need an explanation for that?

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody set on strike/walk ratio?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like this fancy math you kids are doing

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

My only problem is that it ruins the intrinsic beauty of the game.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It involves stolen bases, right?

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You add balks and walks together for that, because they sound similar, right?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a walket in my balket.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re just in the 4th inning… omg….

Hi, I'm Andy Reid, and I am so full of myself that I treat the Philly media like shit and think that the fans are stupid enough to buy anything that we sell. I will be the coach of this team forever and there is nothing you can do about it. So, go suck on that for a while. Btw, Juan is a total liability on defense, I knew that when I made the move, but I just wanted to drive the fans up the wall. So there. I know I'm fat, but I'm still your coach, and there's nothing you can do about it. Time's Yours !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, everyone.

How are you?

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Word.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feeling good, feeling great. Feeling great, feeling good, how are you?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonna be feeling better once my hot ham water is done cooking.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The movie? Is that actually happening?!?

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now they’re doing a 10-ep mini-series before the movie.

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omg. Thanks for telling me that.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Cliff Lee beard though…

Hi, I'm Andy Reid, and I am so full of myself that I treat the Philly media like shit and think that the fans are stupid enough to buy anything that we sell. I will be the coach of this team forever and there is nothing you can do about it. So, go suck on that for a while. Btw, Juan is a total liability on defense, I knew that when I made the move, but I just wanted to drive the fans up the wall. So there. I know I'm fat, but I'm still your coach, and there's nothing you can do about it. Time's Yours !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Setting up the DP. Meh.

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Just for Laughs they should try to explain the balk rules.

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s been a few people posting on Twitter that Carpenter isn’t throwing warmup pitches. He must be really gassed.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s incredible.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Lee….stop getting cute.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He can’t help he’s an attractive man.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but can he at least be rugged?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. That would be preferable.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

See that walk, that was on intention, he meant to walk the guy…

— one of the announcers

Hi, I'm Andy Reid, and I am so full of myself that I treat the Philly media like shit and think that the fans are stupid enough to buy anything that we sell. I will be the coach of this team forever and there is nothing you can do about it. So, go suck on that for a while. Btw, Juan is a total liability on defense, I knew that when I made the move, but I just wanted to drive the fans up the wall. So there. I know I'm fat, but I'm still your coach, and there's nothing you can do about it. Time's Yours !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Phrases that are probably sexual euphemisms as well as baseball euphemisms: “Good ol’ country hardball.”

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

A good ol’ fashioned country fastball ya’ll

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Good ole country hardball, from the boy from arkansas

goddamn, that’s a good headline

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s a well known fact that if you’re from arkansas you automatically have a major league fastball. Bill Clinton just did that presidenting thing in his spare time.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that fastball is attributed to him being from the country ?

Hi, I'm Andy Reid, and I am so full of myself that I treat the Philly media like shit and think that the fans are stupid enough to buy anything that we sell. I will be the coach of this team forever and there is nothing you can do about it. So, go suck on that for a while. Btw, Juan is a total liability on defense, I knew that when I made the move, but I just wanted to drive the fans up the wall. So there. I know I'm fat, but I'm still your coach, and there's nothing you can do about it. Time's Yours !

by Eagladelphia on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

And now that’s not a strike Meals?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRussa’s crybaby shtick works again.

by perfectdepth on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Uh, where is that?

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by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

If Wheels talks about the ump, is that Wheels on Meals?

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ba dum ching.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this Meals asshole

by Boundforbeach on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Boo

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Balls

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s not good.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fudge muffins.

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

time to shake it off and get back to work

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Get evil Cliff.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That grounder up the middle that Rollins just missed was a play that I thought Lee would make, since he always seems to snag those ground balls.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I thought he would get it as well.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. The game has sucked since I came on here.

Good night.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Game had sucked since meals shrinked zone to half a shoebox

by Boundforbeach on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Awh poopy

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Phillies,

I do not want to experience deja vu today. Please and thank you.

by michellemtsu on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell is happening?

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

the cardinals are good at baseball too

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone changed what they were doing and are responsible for these runs. I WANT TO KNOW WHO!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Meals

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bad. Very bad.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well when you have to throw 4 strikes to get a strikeout…

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop throwing fastballs. They are sitting on them constantly.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This has the potential to be a horrible horrible day.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Even more poopy

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter’s done

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Cards are killing their pen.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Off day tomorrow but still good to see pen in 4th inning

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but they abused it yesterday too.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was the shortest postseason outing for Chris Carpenter.

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Explains it all

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that is one wacky heat to neck ratio

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mad real.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please get Nick freaking Punto out.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit. Ex-Phillie. We’re doomed.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

c’mon Cliff

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
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by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Meals, quit fucking around with the strike zone already!

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the shifting strike zone!

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Charlie should go crying to the ump now and see what it gets him.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

thrown out, remember who’s behind the plate

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can they do ejections in the playoffs? I thought it had to be the commish or someone like Torre…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more Cliff.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Bye Nick

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s more like it!

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing Punto can’t hit a pitch down the middle.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Country Fastball

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCHHHH!!!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Chooch is the man

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RUIZZZZZZZZZZ

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by Minor Leaguer on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOCH!!! But, ugh.

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

by Legion of Bullies on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOCH! AWESOME!!

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RAUL!!!!!!!!!!!|

CHOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I enjoy leaving that inning with the lead

Chooch held onto that shit

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

and Chooooooooooooooch!

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DIRTY SLIDE

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Chooch took a forearm to the face

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play at the plate. Rauuul! Choooooch!

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking elbow to Choochs head

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Carlos Ruiz laughs at your puny bull rush attempt, John Jay.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

and your stupidly simple name

by TheAL76 on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

runner never touched the plate either

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright, lets get some back!

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok I have a problem with what just happened there. I don’t mind a guy steam rolling a catcher but using your arm to go at the catchers head, that bugs me.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a little scary.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, on the replay, I caught that. That’s just dirty.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s Buster Olney and his soapbox

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Protecting the catcher is an issue that will be the most difficult to pass. People just don’t want to do it. I don’t know why, it should be pretty simple. Either you beat him there or you don’t – I can’t comprehend why the catcher has to be ran over in any way the runner chooses.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

As someone who played catcher, I never had any problems with guys running into me and trying to knock me over, but a forearm to the face? I’d have been thrown out of the game for starting a brawl if someone did that to me.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that once. But I was the pitcher who was behind the plate when the catcher got run.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get Brendan Shanahan in here.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yeah

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

“It was a clean hockey play.”

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And for these reasons, I have decided to NOT suspend him.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That play was even dirty in hockey.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rule 48, major penalty and game misconduct.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five game suspension.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent defensive play all around.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Rauuuuuooooch!

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF happened I left the room for a few minutes and its suddenly 4-3

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Do NOT leave the room again!!!!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok I guess I better drag the cat’s litter box into my living room……. just in case

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chooch!
 Let’s get them back, offense.

by Ritty77 on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Raul?

Did he? Did that happen?

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s a grab bag of good and bad defense. You just cross your fingers when the ball is hit to him

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOCH

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Teamwork!

Wow, throw by Raul and tag by Chooch!

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, now pile on some runs

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I just ask why first pitch-swinging seems to work well against us but not for us? Every first pitch swing we take results in an out. Almost every first pitch swing they took resulted in a hit.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

our guys throw strikes

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a strike, Lee swung first pitch. He’s out.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s a good hitter for a pitcher but still a pitcher.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a Ruiz lover I have to say I haven’t been to thrilled with how he’s been calling the games.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That inning still sucked

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

death by BABIP

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get some runs, fellas.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok offense, time to wake the F up again.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Raul to Chooch for the save.

by Sisko on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see a Lee hit

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Or….not

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salas ain’t a bad pitcher, unfortunately.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Can he go long? 30/34 saves this year

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having followed him unreasonably closely through fantasy, I’m happy to say that, if he goes more than one, he’s pretty erratic.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol nice, unreasonable closely. I drafted ryan franklin…nuff said

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oof. Sorry to hear that.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow , two quick outs

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Go fuck yourself, TLR

by Dxero on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah. LaRussa will get a hell of a fine for that comment.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, what did he say? I kind of zoned out there

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

“There were two different strike zones.”

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s like the Phil Jackson of Baseball.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think there are 10

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many pitches have been thrown? There have been that many strike zones.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This; TLR complaining, but it absolutely has been random/gone both ways.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW, Tony crying on tv about the strike zone.

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

worse, Stockton agreed with him!

when in fact it’s been fine

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

really bad form for a broadcaster

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it was brenly, not stockton.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah your right, which is more insult to injury – A Cubs’ announcer lapping up LaRussa’s bird droppings

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, multiple pitches have been called balls/strikes at different times. But it hasn’t at all been just against StL.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh great LaRussa’s getting the broadcasters to go along with the strikezone mantra.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that sucked

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRussa, stop being a baby.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

“Well, there were two different strike zones.”

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was not encouraging

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you, LaRussa. If you can’t find the strike zone, no amount of borderline shit’s going to help.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone tell me what happened that inning? I blinked

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BS zone, babip, 3 runs

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and CHOOOOOOCH

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of hits. Some BABIP involved, but they were still hit pretty hard.

Overall, Cliff is getting tagged a bit tonight, he doesn’t have his “shut down” stuff.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could barely get a sentence out by the end.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

How many strike calls has Lee been screwed out of already? Several? More?

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, need a shutdown inning, Cliff.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, no big deal. Roy had his shitty inning last night and now Lee has had his.

Hopefully the Offense repeats last night’s performance.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Again, Cards have a 3 run inning.

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly why I’m not worring

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I to assume this is supposed to mean something?

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

A quick 1,2,3 inning… is that not what the Phillies tend to do?

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not here to argue during a game over this. Bye.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia had #5 in plate appearances this year.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. It’s not.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That happens to most teams, most nights. That’s why a .300 avg is considered very good.

It’s not something the Phillies have a patent on.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude. I’m still pissed about Jay’s flying elbow headshot. Chooch has a concussion history.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I want a new rule. If the ball hits the glove, but comes dislodged on a hit to the head, batter’s out anyway.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molina’s probably a bit nervous now.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine Howard obliterating a catcher.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shane – speed kills, and he’s absolutely nucking futs.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the most literal sense of the word.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would send him through the backstop.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are there fewer commercials tonight?

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe mlb is listening to late finish complaints

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait they pushed game back 30 mins

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

fewer commercials, and more strike zones.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

See thats a strike.

by Dxero on Oct 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s Lee getting that favorable strike zone.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a strike

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

should be 0-2 now

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suddenly the low one is a strike again.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

sporadic strike zone must be utilized by both sides

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike zone has been randomized.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Keep riding the wave, Rich.”

“Okay, thanks.”

/Dubee takes a huge rip of crystal meth

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Every time Pujols comes to bat it is an ass clenching moment.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

unclenched

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite. Lance Berkman next.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unclenched.

Better to say a player hit a home run, rather than he "walloped"‘ or "‘blasted"‘ or "cracked" it. Home runs are also homers, but avoid calling them "dingers," "‘jacks," "bombs," "taters" and "four-baggers." Pitchers can pitch two-hitters, but avoid "twirling" or "chucking" or "fireballing." And teams try to reach the World Series instead of the "Fall Classic." In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases.

-AP World Series Style Guide

by LeepinLizardz on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time Stairs came to bat it was an ass hammering moment

by TheAL76 on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Worley really just get the shout-out OVER Hamels and Oswalt?

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

“So how does it feel to be able to send out Halladay, Lee, WORLEY, Oswalt and Hamels?”

That really does bother me. When Worley has the sustained level of success of Oswalt and Hamels, then he can get the nod.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFS

Hamels ain’t got no respect. No regard, neither,

by TheAL76 on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to my Gameday its 0-2 to Pujols with 2 outs, wtf

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Game Day is trashed out of its mind

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

its the 3rd time this game they’ve been wrong on the outs

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their dropping Jager-bombs and listing to Asher Roth.

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sees the future?

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit DOWN, Albert!

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay for easy innings!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

My god, the Cards sure do whine an awful lot.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Enough guys are chirping at Meals, I can guarantee you someone is going to get run and it’s going to be a guy who just looks at him wrong.

Straw that broke the Camels back.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I just read your last sentence as “Straw that broke Whole Camels’ back.”

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewww, awkward.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning Cliff!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols bitching about the straight down the chute strike call

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI: Strike 3 to Albert was clearly a strike according to Gameday.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

It was clearly a strike according to my eye as well.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was right down the pipe

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody know the PC?

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Cliff is at 81 pitches.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made me feel a lot better.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Still over the plate. Still a strike. Forgive me if I go TC here, but STFD PUJOLS!

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry. Still a little miffed at LaRussa’s comment.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evil Cliff is back. He just had to go to the bathroom.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Chooch commandeered it in the warm-up.

/Sports Illustrated’d

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great pitch to Berkman. Great pitching to Albert.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes indeed. Good recovery inning by Cliff.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

A typical conversation at the Meals’ house:

“Hey sweetie, I’m home!!”
“Hi honey. I’m in the kitchen. Your strike zone was shit last night.”

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel bad for his wife’s butt, he misses a lot

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guarantee you she doesn’t look anything like he think she does

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re not in the kitchen you’re in the living room"

“no I’m in the kitchen, every camera angle shows I’m in the kitchen”

“I don’t care, I say you’re in the living room and I’m not going to apologize”

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need at least one run here.

/Obvious’d

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Tony, you think those bouncers are strikes?

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

First pitcher to relieve Cliff?

Discuss.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole Hamels in game 3? Too optimistic?

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

lee is throwing a lot of pitches. last inning was good though.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Righty, probably Lidge.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lidger. Got a feeling.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it’s in the 8th it will probably be Bastardo or Lidge, depending on whether right or left-handers are due up.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replay of the play at the plate is ugly, how Jay put his forearm right on Chooch’s neck and head.

by phillyinportland on Oct 2, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure where else he could have put it though. can’t really keep them at your sides or put them over your head. too low and you’ll fall forward. seemed that his follow through was kind of aggressive.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

...............

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooo

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by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Created by a random number generator

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone with working eyes analyze that for me?

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

There has been no noticeable difference between strikezones for St. Louis and Philadelphia thus far

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has sucked equally for both teams.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call what you’re gonna call, just be consistent

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. I was joking about it being random, this looks like I was not joking.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. He’s been consistently bad. If anything, Phillies have had a rawer deal than the Cardinals.

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be interesting if someone did a count after the game of called strikes in the zone, called strikes out of the zone, and balls in and out of the zone for both teams.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 minutes ago.

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by Justin F. on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone needs to show Tony this.

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orenthal James Simpson rushed for 11,236 yards and 61 Touchdowns in his illustrious NFL career.

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by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

chase is gonna go yard

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Mother of God.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley was Meals’d

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by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

that was not a strike I suspect

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That was absurd.

by Dxero on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

There, happy asshole?

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike three? Obscene.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Total bullshit

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fuck that pitch was like a foot outside

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Out on a pitch that was barely in the RHB batter’s box

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Charlie where the fuck are you. Get out of the dugout and protect your guy.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

respectin the acumen

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

just get the win and get out of this game

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Torre was here last night…he’d better be watching this with the intent of chewing Meals out after the game…

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Jerry Meals allowed to be an umpire during the playoffs?

by mm881102 on Oct 2, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is he allowed to be an umpire period?

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by wildcatlh on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he doen’t next series.

by 17thandShunk on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umpires are a good ole’ boys club.

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by joetimek on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, that was pretty close according to Gameday. The trick part is all game he hasn’t given that pitch.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

“That” =Strike 3 to Ut

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

not only that, he made the undisputed worst call this season, and was unapologetic afterwards

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates game?

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by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I am furious with La Russa and Meals right now. I can’t explain why, I just am.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

well even then it’s still on Meals to let LaRussa get to him. He’s not some intimidated basketball ref, but he’s acting like one right now.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is ridiculous. If borderline pitches aren’t going to be called balls ever, then everyone has to start hacking. Marvelous fix for the fucking situation, Meals you hack.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, I’ve calmed down.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fernando Salas sounds like a drug dealer From Clear and Present Danger

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, just missed it again

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m somewhat hoping someone comes in for a bang-bang play, pinballs off Molina, and steamrolls Meals.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

A couple more nutshots would be funnier.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm down for that

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

man I wish those balls carried earlier

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

EDREX is right. Manuel needs to get off his ass a start bitching to Meals

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn right I am.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It reminds me of the 100.000 Poseda and Petite mound visits, getting my spent pitcher a breather move.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe West would have a comment for that.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utley's AB

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That's disgusting

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Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 2, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that pitch was nowhere near where the 7 is marked, its much closer to the 6

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if it was where the 7 is marked, that hasn’t been a strike all night.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said above; relatively close to the strike zone, but in an area that hasn’t been a strike all night. Extremely confusing for batters and pitchers alike.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’ll be alright.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee, heal my strikezone rage.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike zone magically shrunk for that pitch

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wha?

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Charlie say something.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he has.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meals will probably eject him

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dubee is. Maybe to protect Charlie from getting tossed.

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good. Not like that asshat does anything else of value.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meals needs to not have a job in the playoffs

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

or ever.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s crazy, for him to be at first base in the first game and behind the plate in the second, that means that MLB not only considers him deserving of a playoff gig but one of the best eight umps in baseball.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crew chief’s at first. Charlie needs to be asking him what’s up with these calls.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring on the lasers.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

MANAGER WHERE ART THOU?

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was awkward

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously this guy is the Phil Luckett of umpires.

by mm881102 on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Luckett fucked up one coin toss. He actually is a half-decent game official.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he screw the Seahawks out of a playoff spot by blowing a touchdown call?

by mm881102 on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the Umpiring Robots will be called. UmpBot3000? Something more whimsical like TechinBlue? BigBlue 2.0?

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee would have about 15-20 less pitches if Meals strike zone wasn’t total shit

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What I hate most about that fucker Meals is he’s becomming the story in the game. He’s truly taking the joy out of this. Fuck him times a thousand.

by Boundforbeach on Oct 2, 2011 10:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Exactly, it is about 2 teams, not the arrogant old fuckers in black

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Lee, just get outta the inning.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone done an analysis of the umpires based on accuracy of called pitches, to see who actually are the most consistent umpires in MLB?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh. Get the bullpen warmed up. Even if Lee gets out of the inning, he’ll be close to 100 pitches in the 6th inning.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Today sucks.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Raul couldn’t do it twice.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Raul 1/2 on throws

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

This sucks.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoulda went to bed at 4-0

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Lee, you can go from great to shit between batters

by JpH89 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Frack

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Ibanez really overthrow Chooch?

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not overthrow but Chooch had to jump to catch it.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good throw and he gets him.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not again. Someone tell this isn’t happening again.

by michellemtsu on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jay deserves a plunking.

There. I said it.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

If raul brings that throw down, he is out

by Ben16 on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we somehow erase today? Can Superman go spin the earth around or something and reset everything?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 2, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

re-set to Polanco’s at bat in the first inning

by yolacrary on Oct 2, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

uuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
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by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m still relatively happy with our chances in a tie game

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Pessimism time….

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

this is just a minor test of faith

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, guys, do a little hopping avoidance move on every pitch from now on. That magically turns strikes into balls.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

The Phillies win if it’s tied after 9, right?

/McNabb’d

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok offense, once again, wake up.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

man I do not want Lidge in with Meal’s sporadic strike zone

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t want to play baseball with Meals’ sporadic strike zone

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK….OK… Breathe

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

So if today is Lee’s bad game, does that means he’ll throw 8 shutout innings his next start?

by phillies0100 on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

shane raul polly

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

so def a PH, is cliff out either way

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew.

Okay, lets take the lead back. Please. For my sanity’s sake.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP giveth and BABIP taketh away.

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by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR talking about never giving up with a 4-run deficit in the fourth. It’s not exactly like coming back from 7 or 8 down in the seventh, so quit the “never say die” rhetoric.

by Trev223 on Oct 2, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, now we get to the bullpen’s soft underbelly.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 2, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Worley apparently up in the bullpen.

by dylan1066 on Oct 2, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Will Meals give Worley his patented called third strikes?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 2, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Worley’s better than just about anyone in a heavy BP game, so we’re in good shape.

by Shazbot on Oct 2, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Mr. Meals, you can start calling balls and strikes evenly now that the Cards have tied it up

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

nope I guess not, strike 1 called to Shane that was well off the plate

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how, in spite of all the Cardinals’ whining, the media is still spinning the gritty hustling hardworking midwesterners yarn.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

broadcasters, tweeters

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the bullshit continues.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Need runs now.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dotel’s socks make me angry.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

ryan has a strange tongue.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And of course, that fins a glove.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Darn

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

FUBABIP

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Please score some runs, Phillies.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
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by HappyHuman on Oct 2, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Baseba’al:

Whatever we did to anger you, I’m sorry. Please stop this.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 2, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Offer lots of rum & cigars!

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’re outhitting us 9-5. need baserunners.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 2, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley agreed, but Meals would have none of it.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news for us, The Cards have now blown their only good relievers

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Raul. Be hot.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

For the love of god. Keep the trend.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point, I can’t blame any of our players if they swing at balls outside the strike zone.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 2, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Which strike zone?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one as big as the Pacific Ocean when we are batting

by Domonate on Oct 2, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

At what point does the ump’s assoc. demand the K zone removed as it makes it obvious to the casual observer how shitty they are. Also, who is known as a great or even good home plate ump??

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

1) Don’t know

2) Jim Joyce & Jim Wolf come to mind. Consistent zones.

by Airedale260 on Oct 2, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim McClelland as well. Tight zone, but consistent.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 2, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me the k-zone is where strikes should be called, but if the ump modifies the strike zone and is consistent, he’s a good ump

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 2, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call, just gotta be consistent so players can adjust

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and not be influenced by a manager even if he is a genius

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s the key.

by j reed on Oct 2, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Meals is trending in US.

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously because umpires are supposed to be the center of attention!

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Oct 2, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he comes back in I do not think we will win this game.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 2, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he’ll give up infinity runs?

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 2, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget what happened when Doc got mad. Lee IS mad.

by 17thandShunk on Oct 2, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP….WTF

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 2, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus. No luck on these hard hit balls

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 2, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

13 in a row for the Phillies.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 2, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OVERFLOWWW

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 2, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is unbelievably frustrating.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 2, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Commencing drinking.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 2, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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