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It's Never Easy: Phillies 3, Cardinals 2

"It's the Phillies. If it was easy, they wouldn't be the Phillies." My dad has said that to me a lot in the past few years. As a lifelong fan of the Phillies, he would know, having lived through some of the dark, dark days of the franchise. I heard his voice a lot tonight as the Phillies struggled and clawed against the Cardinals to make the series 2-1 in their favor with a score of 3-2. At no point was this an easy or routine victory. But they got there.

From the beginning, it was one of those games. During the regular season, the type of game played tonight would be stressful to watch, but only until you realized that it was just one game out of 162. But it's not the regular season anymore. It's the postseason. Through five innings, they had one two-ball count and one three-ball count. And they were during the same at bat (thank you, Chooch!) The Phillies being held to two hits through six innings is borderline catastrophic. (They were in fact held to two hits through six innings, and it was just as painful as you'd expect.)

Our Fightin' Phils limited their runs to just one inning, scoring three in the seventh on a three-run pinch hit home run hit by none other than Ben Francisco. Benny hit .345 in the month of September, and has been a good option off the bench lately. When he came to the plate, I was actually pretty optimistic. And considering how insanely stressed and insane I was at the time, that's saying quite a lot. The Cardinals got one in the seventh off Vance "Pants Dance Chance!" Worley (that nickname might be something only I call him), and one off Ryan Madson in the ninth. Madson induced a double play after Lidge allowed two hits to load the bases in the eighth. He'd stay on to save it in the ninth for his first five-out save of the season.

In the end, despite Jaime Garcia's dominant performance (and he was very good), the Phillies were able to push ahead and hold off the Cardinals. Cole Hamels, despite not being his sharpest, got the win after pitching six innings, giving up five hits, three walks, and striking out eight. And the Phillies, despite throwing away at-bats like they have 80 or 90 per game, laid down hits and scored runs when it counted.

I won't lie, watching the Phillies tonight wasn't an easy task. Surviving their at-bats was a herculean effort. Watching their hard-hit balls find fielders required more beer than I had on hand.  Last week, I wrote about my baseball superstitions. That was my way of telling the world that I do not deal with the postseason particularly well. When every single thing means so much more, I start taking giant hunks of my lady hair in my hands and pulling at it like a crazed maniac. At no point tonight could I just sit still and enjoy the game. "Enjoy." I couldn't barely watch the game, let alone "enjoy" it, whatever that means. There is only one goal of the postseason, and watching your team try to get there, especially when the expectations are so high, can be absolutely excruciating.

I'll talk to my dad tomorrow about the game, and no doubt he'll tell me that the challenge of these games is part of the journey to the ultimate goal. And then I'll give him the address of the loony bin where I've been admitted for treatment and experimental testing.

Fangraph of Stress and Insanity:

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I have to say I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this satisfied with a win.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

October 29, 2008 was a pretty satisfying win

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was deployed when they won it. I remember watching the game on AFN. Now I’m deployed and watching the games. Coincidence? I think not…….

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree the Phillies pre-6th inning at bats against Garcia were no fun to watch, but I honestly don’t get the talk about the Phillies “approach”. If memory serves, the Phillies in fact rarely swung first pitch. Maybe they should have! Since it was invariably a strike! Then they’d swing at the second or third pitch, which to my eyes usually looked like strikes. You can’t work the count if the dude is not throwing balls. (One exception that comes to mind is Howard’s first AB, when he swung at a few bad balls.)

But I seem to be unique in having seen the game this way. Any takers?

by yolacrary on Oct 4, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Good point

You want them to be patient, but if the other guy is pounding the zone then you are down 0-1 all the time. I think the idea is to change strategies – if he’s throwing first pitch strikes consistently, then maybe swing early and then work the count? I don’t know.

by ajay on Oct 4, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vacillated between those two camps. I felt that in the first inning they didn’t even give Garcia a chance to throw balls. By the third inning, I thought it was clear he was pounding the strike zone and they needed to try to make him pay for it, rather than passively allowing him to go up 0-2. Not that that was easy, of course— a lot of those strikes were really tough strikes, in hard places to make contact.

by TMcAllister on Oct 4, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, more accurately, in hard places to make effective contact.

by TMcAllister on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. Garcia was dealing for 6 innings, and was pitching a better game than Cole up until the 6th. The short at bats did highlight one thing that is almost as (and potentially more important than) taking pitches that are balls: being able to create long at bats by fouling pitches off. This is something the Cardinals do effectively, and it both tires the opposing pitcher (like they wore Cole out last night), and increases the chance that they will get a good pitch to hit.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No. I agree, at first I was upset they weren’t taking pitches but no point in taking pitches that were clearly strikes. This has been a weird series. Game one they took no pitches even though there were a lot of bad pitches. Game two taking pitches was a risky endeavor because there was no way of knowing what pitch would be called a strike or a ball. Then tonight almost all of Garcia’s pitches were in the zone.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Pitch Fx, ump was calling everything off the left side of the plate (batter’s view) a strike, but not good strikes. Can’t blame the batters for taking these.

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the TBS tracker was indicating the same thing. Wide plate toward the RH batters box.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said to my wife, at one point, that it was apparently a Strike Trapezoid last night. I thought low and away was called on both sides of the plate, but my only evidence is anecdotal, and it may be colored by what happened to all the Lefties.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia faced 22 batters in the first 6 innings. 14 of them took the first pitch. It was a strike 8 times, and he didn’t throw a first pitch ball until the 4th inning.

They took the first two pitches 6 times. Utley did it twice.

Take away Pence’s two hack away AB’s, and hamels bunt attempt, you have a total of 5 AB in 6 innings where they swung at the first pitch.

They were being pretty patient. Just making contact.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Oct 5, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had white knuckles all game. They relaxed only to let me raise my arms after the BenFran homer. Then they tightened again.

by essman on Oct 4, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

but, that aside, awesome win… I could barely watch the last few innings (I stood off at an angle), and was rather happy to have missed the Bastardo/Lidge/Madson heart attack in the 8th

by yolacrary on Oct 4, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Worley/Bastardo/Lidge/Madson nightmare, actually.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but I saw the Worley part! I left the room to put my daughter to bed with Bastardo pitching and the count 2-1 on the batter….

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’d say it was a worley/lidge nightmare. bastardo and madson both looked fine in the eighth.

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 5, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man I don't know how Phils won this game

but I don’t need to understand…they won with a huge hit, tenacious pitching and solid defense. That will work

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

by BenDerDonDat on Oct 4, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I still don’t know how the Phillies lost the Cliff Lee game.

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome… except… something’s missing.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

But I’m talking about Shaft!

We can dig it!

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always lean towards the lesser known…tried to avoid Dolemite, SuperFly, Shaft, Coffy, etc. The one bonus that came from putting this one together was the corresponding music…I really added to my iPod

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 4, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it.

One suggestion – the top score should be this guy:

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

how in the world is Blacula the lowest rated movie on this list? I cry foul.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

more the character than the movie…I was not a fan

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 4, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting to see this!

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that movie’s intro must be where TBS got the idea for their bat sound effects

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great recap, Liz. And great game. All things considered, this game is why baseball is great.

Sure, we’re all gonna be diagnosed with ulcers and liver cancer and such like, but this, in the long run, is one of those games that you remember.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So THIS! Great post Liz!

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, incidentally - WHOLE CAMELS----

I was rereading the game thread….

SWEET F-ing timing on that overflow thread, Boss.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Also this.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schoenfield’s column, saying to praise Francisco rather than take issue with TLR decision:

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/17169/rip-la-russa-but-give-credit-to-francisco

fun fact buried in there: Phillies tied with D’backs in issuing only 16 IBBs all year, fewest in league

by yolacrary on Oct 4, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB Network pointed something out about LaRussa’s decision to leave Garcia in. Francisco was 1 for 9 career off of Garcia. Had he went to the ’pen for Dotel, Manuel would likely have countered with Ross Gload, who is 1 for 4 career off of him. He played the numbers (a bad idea per FamGraphs), and it backfired.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Their competition is a team playing at their season’s peak, which can be particularly unsettling in a short series. I think the Phils are doing great.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

So happy for Francisco. He’s had a really difficult year and probably won’t be back with the team after the season, but we’ll always remember him for this.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah, if anyone was due, it was him…

I guess he is probably gone, though, right? with the emergence of Mayberry, and hopefully Brown coming on

by yolacrary on Oct 4, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, nontender. His talents would be better used elsewhere. I’m sure there’s a job for him out there where he’ll get more playing time than he would here.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still am Arb 2 in 2012, so a cheap RHB next year, right?

Fact that I am interested in Ben now feels weird and good.

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that cheap. He’s at 1.18 million this year, and as I understand it, you can’t get a pay cut in arbitration.

I also think it would be kind of unfair to him to keep him around if they don’t plan to give him any playing time. He’s good enough to at least be a part-time starter somewhere in MLB. Not that this should be the #1 consideration or anything, but still.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as much as I’d like to keep him, I also want to see him succeed. I kinda hope Rubes offers him a minor-league deal, but he’s certainly better than that.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t offer him a minor league deal because he’s arb eligible. You either have to offer him arbitration or let him go.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t know that.

Well I hope they let him go, then. Poop.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can non tender him and then offer him a minor league deal.

Just I can’t see any reason he would accept it considering he can probably find someone willing to give him playing time on the MLB level.

by Chewy59 on Oct 5, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

By the way, how about that Craig Sager postgame interview with Francisco? I paraphrase: “Ben how surprised were you to be the hero tonight consider how much you suck?”

I mean, the guy is a backup, sure, but he has hit 15 homers twice in his MLB career. It’s not like it was that shocking.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Craig Sager can go suck a bag of dick.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If it had been Valdez, I would have been perfectly fine with it, but come on Craig.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

dick(s).

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 4, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if serious…

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just saying that the bag may contain more than one.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. Nothing wrong with that.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, I have a real problem with a bag containing multiple dicks. But that’s just me.

by phatj on Oct 4, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Context, man, context.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. I have no problem with a bag of dicks for Sager.

by phatj on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a velvet jacket.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Oct 5, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again?

Wouldn’t be Craig’s first bag, I bet

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

by BenDerDonDat on Oct 5, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my husband and I remarked on how much of a dick move that was.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 4, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

to know that saiger would have to do ya know, research, and not dress like a …

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 4, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i thought he was blatantly and repeatedly disrespectful to ben.

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 4, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m very happy to not have to watch Sager very much. In the rare NBA/TNT games I watch, he is an excellent reason to change the channel.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasnt paying enough attention to pick up on this, what exactly did he say? i noticed it was all of 3 seconds long tho.

by BobbyDucati on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha. THIS

by aPHILLYated on Oct 4, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that lifted word for word from RAJ’s memoir

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 4, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

CODE RED EVERYBODY!

ALERT. ALTER!

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 4, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I could put Ruben in that Sean Michaels gif

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been working on it for months, now. The only video footage of him with an even remotely comparable smile is either too short, or at an improper angle. Plus there’s the whole “slowly turn away while still glancing out” bit… It’s progressing slowly, but the further they make it in the postseason, the more video footage of Rube there will be (and I’m recording it whenever I see it), so hopefully it’ll turn out…

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I ever come across something I think you can use, I’ll be sure to post here for you

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope the D-Backs pull it off tonight, don’t want the Brewers getting extra days rest if the Phillies finish off the Cardinals

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt wins tonight and the rotation is starting fresh for the Brewers series.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking of and hoping for this. oswalt’s postseason credentials, particularly against the cardinals, give us good odds.

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 5, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to a little radio in the car just now. Lots and lots and lots of talk about the Hero’s Quest narrative. Very annoying.

If I understand the current permutation of the story correctly, Cole always (always! going all the way back to 2006!) had a reputation for being California soft, but now he’s turned into a “Philly guy” because “we’ve” rubbed off on him with our toughness. Barf.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

*cough*cough*2008WorldSeriesMVP*cough*cough

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda hear dude today callin for his head based on 2009 comments about wanting season over

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 4, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that rather inconvenient fact is acknowledged in the narrative but somehow brushed aside. I don’t understand it either.

Somehow the reputation for softness time traveled from 2009 into the past. Nobody ever said that in 2008 and before. People thought Cole was weird before ’09, but nobody ever paid much attention to his mental strength until ’09.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole Hamels’s current narrative absolutely started in 2009.

While one can look at MVP as a subjective honor like all-star that may not mean a ton in the long run, he was pitching well in those 2008 playoffs and racking up those key wins the WIP crowd seems to love so much. But when 2009 happened and he got unlucky and he “wanted the season to be over” he became a Pussy™ with No Grit™ and he is only now starting to become a True Phillie™.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I can almost live with that stuff, dumb as it is, just because it’s not like I haven’t seen it done before to a lot of other athletes in this town. What really pisses me off is when people say “we always felt that way” when they didn’t. I mean, dumb subjective feelings are one thing, but making up fake facts that fit your dumb subjective feelings are a whole ’nother level.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That led to the even dumber scenario of Phillies fans (and I heard from several of them) who thought we should trade Hamels to Toronto in a deal for Halladay instead of Drabek.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 4, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam Donnellon’s questions to Charlie and Cole about being gritty at the post-game press conferences were especially annoying

by aPHILLYated on Oct 4, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

all this rubbing off and grit makes me actually want to take a shower before the next game

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so does this mean that Hamels has bluecollarPhillytection?

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got to get a better dog, though. Man. What is that thing? Looks like an albino squirrel!

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a Maltese, I think

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s that squirrel that appeared in the game tonight

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 4, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was the hard-working, high integrity midwestern cousin

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it’s a jibe with a silent “e” that is also missing.

actually it’s a sail, i believe the front sail on a boat, used for tacking. in this context i believe it’s meant to indicate a clever linguistic/heuristic maneuver.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t Mock the Squirrel, it changed our luck

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fine. A Maltese Albino Squirrel.

Seriously, I love dogs, and that one is cute, but it’s not gonna help his blue collarness any.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole is an enigma

Very cutesy and unmanly in many ways yet, incredibly gritty and heroic, having balls of steel harder than most men I’ve ever known in my life.

He’s sort of like a Japanese RPG main character, when you think about it.

by magnumforce2006 on Oct 4, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, his wife doesn’t have blue hair.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet she did at some point

I’m off to scour the internet in order to maintain my comparison.

by magnumforce2006 on Oct 4, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well now I’ll never be able to watch Hamels without seeing Cloud Strife instead.

by perfectdepth on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tidus would be more appropriate, I think. At least he was an athlete.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 12:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least they are on a skeezy Delaware Bay beach or something

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t stand watching every weakly hit Cards ball find a hole in the defense.

"Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon did from his throne."

by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 4, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, this morning in the comments I was totally going to post as a trivia question “Without looking it up, name the last Phillie to hit a pinch homer in the postseason?” But then I forgot.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Jayson Stark asked the same trivia question in Twitter. The answer (before Ben Francisco tonight) was Eric Bruntlett.

Anyone remember when he hit it?

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he did it after the homer, right? I coulda been a soothsayer!

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

espn???
The Phillies have five pinch-hit homers in the postseason, the last by Matt Stairs on Oct. 13, 2008, in the NLCS at Los Angeles.

Copyright by STATS LLC and The Associated Press

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Off of David Price, no less!

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankfully, the outcome of tonight’s game was different than the outcome of that one.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes he did.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a great win. You have to be happy for Francisco. I’ve been one of his biggest haters but he came through huge. That’s a career defining moment right there.

by aPHILLYated on Oct 4, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wanted him to succeed in the starting RF roll.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm… starting RF roll…

by taco pal on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should be given an award for not calling Ryan Theriot a boil on the butt of humanity.

by lizroscher on Oct 4, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

you did good

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding, I hate him and his stupid face.

by lizroscher on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a lot of friends who are Cubs fans so they had to all get rid of their “you can’t quiet the riot” shirts in a hurry a couple years ago.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

duly noted

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by DirtyWaters on Oct 4, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad you got it in here

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by SandPhlea on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hamels is so friggin tough. It’s almost a shame he’s pretty and talented, because it obscures the simple fact the guy has elephant testes.

The Cardinals had great ABs against him for the bulk of those six innings, and he simply never broke. Close calls gping against him, bleeders finding grass, Ryan F. Theriot… he just shrugged it all and kept firing.

Also, that LaRussa’s dumbf*ckery—the IBB to Chooch—ultimately cost his team the game, could not have been sweeter.

What a great win.

by dajafi on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Watching Cole pitch tonight was really amazing. It felt better watching him succeed tonight than Halladay in game one.

by lizroscher on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My reception was horrible but, he looked like he was fighting for every out he made.

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by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winningist pitcher in Phillies postseason history. So, eff you, Cole haters!

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by doubleh on Oct 4, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I didn’t dislike AJ Burnett so much I’d be admiring his performance tonight.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Also on the radio tonight, a lot of overreacting about the middle relief in the 8th inning, particularly about Lidge. Now, I agree that Charlie should have let Bastardo stay in to pitch to Holliday because Bastardo is better than Lidge is. That being said, Lidge did not pitch all that badly tonight. 1. He threw strikes. 2. He gave up a ground ball single, which was reasonably hard hit, but not that hard hit, and easily could have been a double play if placed a few feet away. 3. He gave up a bloop opposite-field single. This was just your standard BABIP stuff, but these people seem to think this means Charlie can’t ever use Lidge again this postseason.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

same people probably think stutues should take lidges job….

I hate new york.

by XxActionJacksonxX on Oct 4, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herndon should take Stutes’ job

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by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but what cute nickname can the girls give Herndon? I mean, Cutesy Stutesy sets a pretty high bar.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the rare names that has zero rhymes. Now if his first name was Vernon and he was from London he could be called Vernon Herndon from Lerndon. Not as catchy as Cutesy Stutesy though.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a good point.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I missed that inning (thank god) and I’d been wondering how a run didn’t score on two hits off of Lidge…. makes sense one of them was a bloop the runners would have to hold up on

by yolacrary on Oct 4, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

if IIRC

Lidge Game 2

6 pitches, four of them intentional balls.
One force-out at home on a grounder back to Lidge.
One double play.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted Bastardo to pitch to Holliday because of his hurt hand. I think you do him a favor when you bring in someone who throws mainly mid 80s sliders as opposed to Bastardo’s fastball. Holliday looked like he could not get around on Madson’s fastball the other day.

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by DirtyWaters on Oct 4, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lidge scares the shit out of me. The fact that he only has one pitch makes it seem highly unlikely that he’s going to be successful. For a spot moment in the seventh is one thing, but Bastardo should definitely be pitching the 8th. He’s the only real option we have. Its time to see if he can do it

by aPHILLYated on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relievers can be successful with one pitch if it’s good. Lidge’s slider is really good.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorta like another guy we know who relies heavily on the cutter?

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it isn’t that good, but yeah you get the picture. But I was thinking more of this guy:

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s easy to play, Scott.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wonder if it’s occurred to LA how similar he and Lidge have become.

Speaking of LA, I heard him on the radio during the early part of the game and man was he annoying. Soooo much grousing about fundamentals and execution and “get off my lawn” and blah blah blah.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think he was that bad. I like hearing him talk—when he and Franzke banter, it fills in the air, but it’s not pointless stupid banter like those TBS jackwagons. It’s [generally] fun and interesting banter.

Yeah, he can delve into grumpyoldman territory from time to time, but I don’t think it’s that frequent.

Good point though, about he and Lidge.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I genuinely enjoyed listening to Dick Stockton switch seamlessly between about 4 different pronunciations of “Jaime”.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

in my opinion that’s what separates good bullpen pitchers from good starters.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

His slider can be really good. When he’s throwing it for strikes he’s almost unhittable.

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by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m concerned that Charlie seems to have lost faith in Bastardo as anything other than a LOOGY. He had a bad stretch in September, but he was dominant for five whole months. Still— Charlie loves veterans, etc.

by TMcAllister on Oct 4, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Holliday isn’t just your average right handed hitter. Maybe he would have let Bastardo stay in if it had been, say, David Freese. I understand that Holliday is hurt and I agree with what DW said above, but Charlie might have thought to himself, “it still says Holliday on his jersey so I should be extra careful with the L/R stuff.”

I don’t think that was right, but it doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll do the same thing if the situation is slightly different in the future.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may be right. I hope you’re right. In most cases, I"d rather see Bastardo out there— all things being equal— than LIdge.

by TMcAllister on Oct 4, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. But I think Lidge can be useful too. Just that his role should be smaller than AB’s.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate when Managers outsmart themselves like that. I remember a few years back in the LCS against the Dodgers. Manny could obviously just not make contact on inside fastballs, yet they still threw pitches to the outside half of the plate. That stuff drives me nuts.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my main point here. I really am scared that Charlie views Lidge as the 8th inning guy now. I’m not comfortable with that at all. I think Bastardo should get a chance to run with the job bc of the upside he showed the first 4-5 months. You know Charlie is gonna be loyal to the veteran though

by aPHILLYated on Oct 4, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chooch loves him some Ben Francisco ass

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

a baseball friend is the best friend that a friend can have

by JoshBerk on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it seems that Yadi loves him some Chooch ass.

…or at the very least is fascinated by Chooch ass.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not a cup so it’s not gay.

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by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

by JoshuaR on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Given the number of comments around here about Tony Bastard’s posterior (including from me), do we really have any room to talk?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Tigers should do a laundry detergent commercial. Their home uniforms seem whiter than anyone else’s.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I really enjoy the Tigers’ uniform. The olde English D is just awesome. Something I’ve never understood though is how they ever got the name the Tigers. Them and the Pirates are really the only two of the “original 16” teams that don’t have a wimpy nickname.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. The D is awesome.

And don’t forget their 1927-1928 logo:

http://www.sportslogos.net/team.php?id=59

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one’s kinda sad looking.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the great depression.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it was ’29, work with me here.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I love self-conscious tiger.

by Trev223 on Oct 4, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

“What the heck did they do to my teeth?!”

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
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by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda thought it was gonna be a tiger ripping a man in half. :(

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you could argue that the Giants don;t have a wimpy nickname.

And, yeah, ye olde De be verye coole.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have a problem with Cincinnati Red Stockings?

it was a more sentimental time

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Pirates name makes less sense than the Tigers. How the hell would a landlocked city be associated with sea-faring criminals?

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to accept the victor’s characterization of pirates as “criminals”.

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, according to our friends at Wikipedia, it dates from some pre-1900 player poaching controversies between different leagues… the name Pirates was adopted to mock the accusation that the franchise had been “piratical”

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s correct. The franchise that got robbed, and then accused Pittsburgh of being piratical? Why, the Phillies, of course. The whole story’s in the book “Crazy ’08” by Cait Murphy.

by ThinMountainAir on Oct 5, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It only appears whiter when set against the background of a depressing, deteriorating Detroit.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever the actual ETA, the answer to your question is “Not Soon Enough.”

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh, so Good A.J. showed up tonight. And here I thought he was dead.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll still never forgive him for deciding not to suck in the momentum-killing game 2 of the ’09 series.

And that it was the Cliff Lee’s sage philosophy on pitching – which he overheard while walking to the kitchen to get a sandwich or some shit – that put him in the right mindset! ARGH! Hoisted on our own awesome petard!

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I recall correctly, he had an assist there from a gigantic strike zone that night. But then again, so did Pedro.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

The ump was calling breaking balls curving around the plate for strikes all night.

by Dpez71 on Oct 4, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only watched the first, as I was dead tired and called it an early night. Based on Inning 1 when I heard the final score I though the Tigers moved on.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great recap. Really enjoyed reading it. I also weirdly felt optimistic when Ben came up. (Actually I was like "wouldn’t it be amazing if somehow he was the one who won this game for it?) So it wasn’t exactly like I predicted it. Also I had a weird feeling that Madson was going to get a hit. Why the hell does he bat lefty? Anyway, great recap & great game!

by JoshBerk on Oct 4, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

D-Backs just scored again.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Brewers 39-42 on road.

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by Mace Chutney on Oct 4, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the Diamondbacks-Brewers series goes to five games I’d be happy.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burnett: 3 K, 4 BB, 1 HR, 1 R
Porcello: 5 K, 1 BB, 0 HR, 4 R

There is no justice, I guess.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Porcello has given up a couple of hard hit balls at rather inopportune times, though.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game had my BP at 300/150. I thought my heart was gonna asplode.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 4, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, the 8th and 9th innings were pretty tense.

Tensest game I’ve ever watched was 1993 NLCS Game 4. Tonight was up there though.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve blocked out 1993. Luckily I was 21 at the time.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 4, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was 11 and I still remember Schilling’s shutout like it was yesterday. My first playoff game.

Also the reason why I try to have some cognitive dissonance and pretend that the Schilling from ’94 – Present is a completely different human being than Mr. Awesome Phillie Pitcher 1993.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyway, the NLCS was nothing but smiles. No need to talk about the WS.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al Albuquerque coming in with the bases loaded and nobody out. He’s probably wishing he did take that wrong turn right about now.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s totally an assumed name. I’m not buying that at all.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard on the internet his real name is Santa Santa Fe

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

run scores on a balk. ha

by nastyem on Oct 4, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Texiera was “gifted” a hit and then the Yankees were “gifted” a run… This game is making the unopened beer next to me look better and better right now…

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, time to head to phoenix.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

USA baseball beats Taiwan in the World Cup 15-1. They play Japan tomorrow

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Comerica looks pretty nice on TV. Anyone been?

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve never been there, but I kind of have the same feelings about that that I do about Yankee Stadium: why replace what you already have?

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what I understand, Tiger Stadium was basically crumbling around them the last several years they played there. They would have had to spend hundreds of millions to refurbish it and still would have had a crappy old stadium that might look good on TV but wouldn’t necessarily be a great place to see a game.

by phatj on Oct 4, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah true…I just like the old ballparks to be preserved. I know some people who live in michigan who say they can’t go to games without being reminded of Tiger Stadium.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the field is still there!

by esentman on Oct 4, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at Tiger Stadium

in 1984 and it was glorious ruin already back then. Much like other sections of the city itself. Also, sight lines in Tiger Stadium were pretty bad in some areas. Stiil a shame they couldn’t have found a way to preserve more of the look of the park when they built the new one.

by MJW on Oct 5, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, back in college, early 2002. I recall it looking really nice and clean. In contrast to, oh, everything around it. Great park, terrible neighborhood.

by TheLuckyOne on Oct 4, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have. Nice park but the lower seats are slanted in the opposite direction, so you pretty much have to sit and naturally face the OF and then turn your body to face home plate.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

They just designed at the time to make it easier to watch Bobby Higginson.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was there last summer. It is really nice — they have a cool Tigers history thing in the stands and a merry-go-round (!) of tigers. Plus, beer and food were cheap for a baseball stadium.

by The Gang Wins the Cup on Oct 5, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers are unravelling here in the 8th.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And Captain Captainpants strikes out.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers’ bullpen is having a full-fledged meltdown in this 8th inning.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s like a merry go round on the bases right now

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fister vs. Nova

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if any low fly balls will be fisted…

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Fister vs. Colon would be a more ideal matchup, personally.

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 5, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fister vs. Susan works.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 12:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No need to ask, what time does the game start? Same time it always starts when the Yankees play.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, they did get the Jeets.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fister-Nova rematch on Thursday, I guess

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. 10-1 now. C’mon Tigers, ya gotta take these guys out!

Throw style points out the window.

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!1!111!!

by BigLumber55 on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow… I don’t think in all of my years of watching baseball, I’ve ever seen that before…

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

What? What happened?

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

A wild pitch bounced over the wall/next to the backstop and scored a run

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over the wall? Like, between the wall and the net?

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ball ricocheted into Gorge Posada’s ear and was never recovered.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha..Gorge. The sometime-batterymate and personal enabler of Chomp-Chomp Sabathia and Scarfy Colon.

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 5, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Tigers clinch at home tonight the drinks are on me.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I just committed to meeting up with my Yankee fan friend for game 5, maybe a reverse jinx?

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actively rooting for/against no one in any playoff series not involving the Phils…

Partially because: the Phillies haven’t locked up anything yet so it’s premature…
Partially because: the Phillies are good enough that their opponent shouldn’t matter….

Mostly because: Quando dio, ole castigarci ci manda, quello che desideriamo….

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some opponents would be better from an aesthetic standpoint though

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes… I would really like to beat the Yankees… possibly with Cliff pitching a shutout as an extra special FU to them… but the one problem with this plan is that the smugness from RAJ would kill us all.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me no el speako el… Italian? Spanish?

Taking a stab…

When God… something… commands… we desire? Help me out here.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

“When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”

Basically… Careful what you wish for.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. What language was that in? It wasn’t Latin, but close enough. Spanish or Italian are my guesses.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was be careful what you wish for. But I was going based off of context.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is, basically, what it means.

by Cormican on Oct 5, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why burn another pitcher here? Schelerellerlelerht didn’t pitch that poorly, and you’re already down by nine runs.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This is verging into comedy of errors territory. I feel bad for the Tigers.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The good news is, they can only lose once tonight

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

After an inning like that, Selig might award them two losses.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded for the D’Backs in the 5th with 2 out…

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Not anymore

Grand slam for Goldschmidt!

by Airedale260 on Oct 4, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked at their Gameday a minute ago and thought to myself, “hmm I wonder why they’re walking someone to face Goldschmidt with the bases loaded, that seems peculiar”

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Goldschmidt grand slam.

by Trev223 on Oct 4, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wow… grand slam

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

well then suddenly both of the games are blowouts

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice. As soon as it jumped off Goldschmidt’s bat, Marcum threw his glove up in frustration.

by Airedale260 on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

reaction of the pitcher is priceless

by nastyem on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

This. Looked like something I would have done playing pickup ball.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the way, from how I understand it if the Diamondbacks win it tonight then the Phillies will start at 6 tomorrow. If the Brewers win then the start time will be 8

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

suddenly i hope the brewers win.

this is messing up my gym schedule

by nastyem on Oct 4, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is messing up my running schedule.. cause I normally run at 6 on Wednesdays..

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

One reason for me to root for the Diamondbacks.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 4, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 PM is a real pain in the ass for me. That’s dinner time, which is followed at 7 PM by bath time and bed time for my kids. I already dumped bed time on my wife once this series, don’t think that’ll fly again.

by phatj on Oct 4, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tivo? At least you know nobody will be around to tell you what happened.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably I’ll DVR it during bedtime. Did that tonight and got to see the Ben Fran homer about 25 minutes late.

by phatj on Oct 4, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. I have class from 5 to 8 tomorrow. I wanted Milwaukee to win. :’(

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

are you allowed to have your laptop in class?

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

See I need you in MY class. I’d tell you to sit on the other side of the room and give updates while I’m teaching.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wish I had had a teacher like you.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still possible! But you’d probably have to leave Alaska.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you teach?

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Business strategy and entrepreneurship.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh. At what school?

I’ve thought about going back to school, working on an MSc / MEng or maybe even an MBA, but never did anything more than think about it.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won’t say the exact school, as I would like to keep a small amount of privacy (or what I have left, which probably isn’t much on the ’interwebs). But it is a university.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s close enough. It’s in Tennesee, I suppose? I’d be highly unlikely to go there.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alaska is very far. Would like to visit. However, TN is the farthest north I plan to be (spent many years in Calif and Georgia).

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, though, I’ve considered Penn State as one of the two schools I’d go to, if i did go back. The other would be UAF, which has serious financial advantages.

Do visit, though. Such a unique place compared to the rest of the country. But do it in the summer.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does seem like an awesome place to visit in the summer.

FYI, Penn State is strong in both strategy and entrepreneurship (but probably stronger in strategy). Good place for an MBA.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I’ve thought about trying to start my own engineering firm, but either way having an MBA could certainly help..

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

UAF not really known for strategy/entrepreneurship per se. (*)

You want to go to a place that excels in your interest areas, in any case.

() Don’t think many folks like me like cold. Worst example is University of North Dakota. They *constantly have job openings for strategy profs, my guess is that they leave in a hurry after they get there.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bold fail. Sorry, should have previewed.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

UAF not really known for strategy/entrepreneurship per se.

No, but it is for several areas of engineering, which is my other first choice. Plus, given that I live here, a) wouldn’t have housing costs and b) could pay in-State fees. Either way, it’s a couple years out at best.

And the cold, well, you just have to get used to it. And invest in jackets.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go. Your interest area.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve taught many engineering types. Right now doing research related to innovation.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on what you said, the MSc or MEng would be more useful if you want to stay know the technical side, the MBA if you want to go management or independent. I came from an Economics background, and picked up an MBA at the Crummer School at Rollins College. Hasn’t done much for me yet, but it’s only been a year in a bad economy.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 12:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

…Rollins College.

Never in a million years would I have expected J-Roll to set up a business school.

And yeah, depending on the week, I go either way. I love getting into the technical details of stuff, much moreso than the administrative side, but I also know where the money is.

by Phrozen on Oct 5, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually had to do that for game 1 of the 2009 WS. I had a night class and had to give updates to everyone who didn’t have a laptop in class. We even had a whole hand signal code worked out. The professor didn’t care he actually asked me for updates during breaks.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I missed Doc’s no hitter because of class. I heard from an excited text from my wife — which was nice, since it meant she’d been enjoying baseball for real. Obviously bittersweet though.

by Trev223 on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah me too actually, although once again I had to give everyone in the class updates, at break time I announced that the Doc had the no hitter, the professor (who was from new zealand) goes “ok can we stop talking about the American Civil Religion and get back to work” I went to a Lutheran College for grad school so that made it fun.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sucks that you have to skip class…

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, this would be awkward for me, like, the Dean would “call me into his office”

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a once a week night class and we have already missed 3 classes this semester for varying reasons. I do not know what I am going to do yet.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s tough

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also it is an important class. I am going to be a social studies teacher and the class is methods course on teaching social studies. Yeah.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I might do is go for the first hour and find an excuse to leave at 6, that way I can be there for an hour find out what the class is about and still see the game.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I know!

We could discuss possible teaching methods for you right here in the thread. There are plenty of teachers in the thread. I’m sure WM would help out, too.
/knows that this is absurd and your professor will yell at you, but worth a shot

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha. Crowdsourcing FTW.

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can offer helpful tips on how to teach a composition class. Tip 1: Grow a beard because they’ll take you way more seriously.

This plan can’t fail!

by Trev223 on Oct 4, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What does he want to know?

by BenKenobi on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, he is a professor that really does not care. The problem is his content is really important for me.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

anything I can help with? I teach middle school history.

by BenKenobi on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m joking about getting the content here instead of in class.

However, I’m not really joking that for that field I’m guessing you’d get some good advice from many in TGP.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably what I will go for the first part of the class and when he lets us go for a 10-minute break, if I do not think we will be doing anything important for the rest of class, I’ll tell him I am not feeling well and ask if I can go back to my apartment.

I think that is a fair “best of both worlds” situation if we are not doing anything absolutely vital in the 2nd half of class.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeahh… I had a Wednesday night class last semester that I wanted to skip so many times, but I couldn’t cause it was editing our documentaries.

That’s awesome that you are going to be a social studies teacher!! What grade do you want to teach?

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Middle school to high school.

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by Justin F. on Oct 4, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice! Middle school is tough, but then again, I just deal with middle school kids all summer.

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that. This is what I am teaching right now. :)

If you need any help send me a jingle.

by BenKenobi on Oct 4, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel your pain. I just had my Methods course tonight and had to miss the last 3 innings of the game.

I have class tomorrow evening as well with Foundations of Teaching (I am looking to be a History/SS teacher too), unfortunately I am scheduled to make a group presentation so theres no way really to skip out on that….

by Chewy59 on Oct 5, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is a legit excuse to skip… but then again, I rarely skipped my classes…

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Randy Wolf vs. Joe Saunders tomorrow then.

Playoff baseball!

by taco pal on Oct 4, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That Dan Haren trade is just looking better and better.

by Trev223 on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, they have reserved seats in honor of Ernie Harwell and Sparky Anderson.

/chills

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It must be a Michigan thing. At Michigan Stadium they have a reserved seat for Fritz Crisler. The Stadium’s capacity (which goes up every year) always ends in one for Crisler’s seat.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s actually very very cool.

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA. DBacks
WHOA. Hamels
NO WHOA. Phillies Line-up.
WHOA. FRANCISCO in that Antiques Roadshow my granddad bought this Winslow Homer watercolor at a yard sale for 5 dollars and it been in my family ever since and no one knew who Winsolw Homer was kinda way.
HELL NO WHOA. Chuckles.

by j reed on Oct 4, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa!

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to build some good robot usses to help us fight the bad robot usses!

by Phrozen on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was the about how much my brain devovled watching those shitastic ABs.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know, you do have to give the pitcher credit sometimes… taking pitches only got the hitters behind in the count today, until he tired

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

First, I don’t believe an aggressive plate approach is categorically wrong esp. given the success it has had against Lee and Halladay. However, when taken as gospel, which one two- ball counts and one three ball count thru five innings exemplifies, there are some drawbacks. For one, it’s harder to gauge and adjust for the umps strike zone if without taking pitches. In an 0-2 count you have a 49% chance of being throw a strike which is the lowest in any count. While a 1-2 count isn’t exactly a consolation prize, there is still some strategic value – the batter in getting to a 1-2 might not only see the pitcher’s off speed, out pitch, but just how well he’s throwing it or if he can paint the corners with his fastball. Seemed to work for the Cards against Hamels. Also if you look at the Hits per Strikes in different counts and not hitting statistics which include strikeouts by count, the data (at least in this study) paints a more positive picture of the batter’s chance in a 2 strike count.
      Further failure was evident in the utter lack of strategic awareness the line-up demonstrated by not vaying their patterns enough. Derp. And why not work 0-2 counts ? Can’t they adjust their swings and protect the plate, it’s basic fundemental, situational baseball. Situational baseball may not have alot value over 162 games, but in a best of 5 against a quality opponent it might and yet might not bear any fruit as outcomes in baseball are that chance affected. The issue is more about an attempt to redefine the odds when the strategies best suited for a 162 game season may not be so for a 5 game series. I’m not advocating to throw the percentages out of the window and play match-ups like LaRussa nor am I suggesting you ride the hot hand as we can assume players are at least capable of playing to their average ability in things in the parts of the game they control , however let’s not lose sight of the fact that they are by no means playing in the average conditons that defined the parameters of said percentages in the first place – you can’t assume that in a 5 game series those more volatile aspects of game that players have little or no control over will average out. More adaptive approaches may be in order. Case in point. You have a groundball pitcher that your team is clearly struggling with and is backed by one of the slowest, error prone defenses and yet no one tried to drag bunt for a single. Not only did the Phillies squander a good chance to put a man on base but they missed an opportunity to shift the defense forward some which against a groundball pitcher that might help with BABIP. In this game context, you might want to play for a run and manufacture one instead of playing maximizing your runs. Besides LaRussa maximizes the Phillies runs for them. While any player has a chance to shine in the post season and Garica certainly has the above average talent to do so, I will not tip my cap to him because the the best team in baseball, in a play-off game no less, let themselves be played like fiddles. I swear it was like watching the Eagles. Fortunately, LaRussa happens.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn’t there some sequel where ted did exactly this, and they just replaced carlin with laurence fishburne?

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 5, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not aware of that. As far as I know, there were only the two movies.

by Phrozen on Oct 5, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there will be a game 5 in Yankee Stadium.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 4, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not what I wanted… I don’t wany any AL East teams in the ALCS

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

*want

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by JLS89 on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubtful

They are -14 so far for the series. They’ve had four leaf clovers and horseshoes just to force game 5.

by BenKenobi on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, the beauty of playoff baseball. I look forward to the wailing and gnashing of teeth that will spew forth from Yankeeland if the Tigers somehow manage a win.

by ThinMountainAir on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another problem with this TBS song.

“Written in the stars. A million miles away.”

The closest star is 93 million miles away. The second-closest is something like 24.64 trillion miles away. Even with poetic license that’s very sloppy song-writing.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

If there’s such a thing as “garbage time” in baseball, it’s the last three innings of this game.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

A new song!!! Or maybe it’s the song playing at the stadium… but it’s still better than the TBS song

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by JLS89 on Oct 5, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I would worship Nyjer Morgan if his walk up music was How Heavy This Axe.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't sneeze.

Ibanez .286/.444/.429
Polanco .000/.143/.000
Pence .167/.167/.333
Gload .200/.200/.200
Francisco .500/.500/.500
Howard .000/.500/.000
Ruiz .500/.500/.750
Halladay .500/.500/.500

And, of course:
Blanton 1.000/1.000/4.000

Everyone else is 0-fer.

by Phrozen on Oct 5, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Blanton at 1B tomorrow! Rest Howard!

by taco pal on Oct 5, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about this lineup?

CF Francisco
LF Ibanez
1B Blanton
C Ruiz
3B Halladay
RF Gload
SS Polanco
2B Pence
P Oswalt

by Phrozen on Oct 5, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Pence is playing. :)

by BenKenobi on Oct 5, 2011 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

LF Oswalt, P Valdez

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

My heart rate has only just returned to safe levels.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 5, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

same he bro

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Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ideally tomorrow would be a nice 9-1 laugher. But more than likely it will be a 2-1 horror show.

by FuquaManuel on Oct 5, 2011 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

deep breaths

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love one of these. Hell of a birthday present when it happened.

by Phrozen on Oct 5, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love for Edwin to do this

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i wish pitchers gave this reaction more often

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it ends up a 6-4 game.

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by Joecatz on Oct 5, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

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"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s fun to say.

by Smitty2K3 on Oct 5, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, am I the only one just a little creeped out by this?

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 1:52 AM EDT reply actions  

wow

Reminds me of the Abe Lincoln JFK connection.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s fricken awesome. Can Furcal now make 3 errors tonight like he did in that one game?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing has come easy, but I guess that wouldn’t be the Philadelphia way if it did come easy. – Jimmy Rollins

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 AM EDT reply actions  

this game just further proves the playoffs are a crapshoot theory:
- game starts at 4pm (in StL), a time neither team probably started at all season creating shadows that could have turned an easy play into a very difficult one.
- Cardinals hit bloop hit after bloop it.
- Cardinals hit into huge double play on one of the hardest balls they hit all day
- Ben F hr
- IMO Worley was pinched when he was on the mound, and there was a bad strike call on Chase. Hamels got a few favorable calls on the mound.

It’s exactly like rolling the dice every game or even every pitch

by y.lama on Oct 5, 2011 10:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I can't think of a better caption to that picture
He is no longer known as “Ben Francisco”. He has a new name: HERO.

No. Question.

by Smitty2K3 on Oct 5, 2011 10:41 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m not a big Thomas Boswell fan, but his column today on the game was pretty good:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/phillies-vs-cardinals-philadelphia-escapes-the-game-of-death-and-lives-to-see-more-days/2011/10/04/gIQAVl6LML_story.html

the maniacal capriciousness of their 3-2 win over the Cardinals in a pivotal Game 3 of their Division Series, was Exhibit A to explain why only three of the last 21 teams in the Phils’ shoes — owning the game’s best regular season record — have actually won the World Series.

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

thanks for the link. a nice story. This is a fun paragraph.

La Russa’s opposite number, Manuel, is his opposite in every way. Charlie’s postgame analysis sounds like he attended a different game in another city. Until you parse it some more, then translate to Manuelese. Then it usually turns out he was ahead of you. And the guy in the other dugout, sometimes, too.

And how the ump told Francisco he could slow down, that it was actually a home run.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"sounds like he attended a different game in another city"

hahaha, that’s the best explanation of manuelese i think i’ve heard.

by ABSOLUTLEY on Oct 5, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Blanton get a PH opportunity with his success versus Edwin?

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by boknows71 on Oct 5, 2011 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What was with Pujols whining about the shadows in the stadium at the start of the game? He does realize the Phillies had to deal with it, as well, right?

Tough win, so that’s pretty standard. No game five. Win it tonight.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t much like Pujols, but I didn’t take his remarks as Cardinals-specific.

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s just the whine build-up between this and TLR’s strikezone complaints.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, in fairness I think Pujols was responding to a specific question about the shadows

by taco pal on Oct 5, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to St Louis sports radio today and the host, referencing the whining about the shadows, is saying that Brandon Phillips is right, the Cardinals are a bunch of bitches and that he never heard them complaining about the shadows after they won a game…hillarious!

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are starting to remind me of the Braves and the Bobby Cox years.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clydesdales, really?
"How about the horses?" a giddy Victorino said in the clubhouse after the Phillies’ 3-2 win. "They went around a second time and crapped all by our dugout. It smelled awful. I think they did it on purpose. There was poo everywhere."

Yeah, that’s disgusting.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I was laughing at that last night…only Shane would be quoted as saying, “There was poo everywhere.”

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence might say it

by taco pal on Oct 5, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the Phillies end up winning game 5 and lee pitches relief in game 4, you can go with either Lee or Hamels as your starter in the NLCS.

In other words, it’s not a big deal if Doc can’t go in game 1

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

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