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2011 National League Division Series Game Four Thread: Phillies at Cardinals

Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals, Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM EDT


The Phillies look to Ace No. 4, Roy Oswalt, to lock down their fourth straight trip to the National League Championship Series, where they will take on the Brewmondbackers.

Edwin Jackson gets the ball for the Cardinals in a must-win game for St. Louis.

Discuss the game below.

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Patience boys, patience

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

O/U on pitches in the first inning: 6.5

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Top half of the first, that is.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess this should’ve been 6.5 runs.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

home from work. just in time!

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

PATIENCE. orrrrrrrr hit a double

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

First pitch swinging? What the….yay!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re cool with angel hernandez right?

by FanSince1993 on Oct 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Jimmy Trollins.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

All right, on the grassy knoll.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that first pitch swinging…

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

good start!!

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley!!!! RUNSSSS!!!! TRIPLE!!!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase with the 3 bagger!

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, BABIP, we’re cool now.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap! Runs!!!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice, great start, boys

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo-hoo, let’s keep it going boys!

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRussa: those shadows are biased for the Phillies.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Pressure’s on Pence for a homer – or at least a single.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

PENCE!!! MOAR RUNZ!!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

More runs!!

"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green

by jrobulls on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Complete the first inning cycle!

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals fan here...please win

HS Freshman sports enthusiast
Love everything Jaguars and Royals
I wear number 13 in both Football and Baseball

by tiquanunderwear on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you

I hate the Cardinals SO much

HS Freshman sports enthusiast
Love everything Jaguars and Royals
I wear number 13 in both Football and Baseball

by tiquanunderwear on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are welcome

i dont blame you it must suck being so close to them

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

 It’s baseball heaven, so we’re here to rain on their parade

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals fan? Oh you poor soul.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were on the rise

I think

HS Freshman sports enthusiast
Love everything Jaguars and Royals
I wear number 13 in both Football and Baseball

by tiquanunderwear on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was temporarily rooting for the Royals whenever they weren’t playing the Phils, but that was because I’m a Greinke fan.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHATEVER EVERYONE IS DOING, DON’T STOP DOING IT

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahahah scouting reportzzz

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Well this is glorious

by FanSince1993 on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

So much “YESSSSSSS!!!!!”

by Blind Ninjas on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t even gotten my popcorn out of the pantry yet and we’re already up 2!

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Who needs patience, when you have RUNZZZ

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

4 pitches. Two runs. So what happens if Jackson gets to 100 pitches?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Please score more than three runs

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Or less than 3. Just not 3!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

man that was his pitch to golf at. color me shocked he didnt swing.

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Haters leave now

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it either. If he swings first pitch and pops out we’d get the “WTF Ryan” posters…

by Blind Ninjas on Oct 5, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta mix it up.

/game theory’d

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta avoid scoring 3 runs in the first. That’s a recipe for defeat in this series.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

ask and you shall receive

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew, gotta thank the umpires there. That double miscall saved them from a sure defeat.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, just got home, turned the game on… I’ll take it!

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Piece, put this shit away

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

True test of superstition – would you rather be ahead at the end of this half inning by 2-0 or 3-0?

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

both. make it 5-0

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Staying at 2-0. Baseball gods approve.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither of those was an out

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Angel Hernandez is umpiring. The strike zone is going to get big.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence had no lead on that steal…

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He beat that easily.

by RaptorLC on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, should be guys on first and second.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

oh well…. good start

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He was safe, but why even attempt a steal there?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly the lesson from that inning is that taking pitches is a bad idea.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, at least they didn’t score three in the first. That’s been the kiss of death thus far.

by RaptorLC on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking, but 20 runs is better than two. =)

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two runs are better than none.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m feeling that way, too. No talk for the next few innings about having another 3-0 lead in the first inning.but how they didn’t work out last time.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope Shane can see out there

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sciencedammit boys

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Phils 2, Cards 0, Umps -2

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

At least they didn’t score three…

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Pence had that same smile that Gallarraga had when he knew he had the guy out.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He was safe, and I am not sure that Howard actually K’d there.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

you’re probably right, but I don’t get why you would even attempt to steal a base in that situation. Too risky for too little reward.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

With no outs, I agree. With one out, maybe to avoid the GIDP, but in that situation? I don’t get it.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t totally opposed to it there. Because it looks like the shadows might play a part early on, another misplayed ball by a CF could turn into a run if he gets there safely. Which he did.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

With two runs already and no outs, I don’t hate it. In Charlie’s defense, it did work…

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseba’al reminding us not to score 3 runs first.

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

hail to thee (hail to thee)

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question

I know players have voted on and ranked umpires. Does that play no role in who gets postseason games? You’d think it should…

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder how the umping has been in the other series

i havent noticed too many mess ups from what i have seen in them

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence definitely safe, but close enough that it is not a horrific aberration. The strikeout is much the same, could go either way. /attempt at impartiality

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Particularly with this umpire, the strike zone is a bit larger than the official definition.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, Roy, be badass

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Does the tie ever go to the runner?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Only if they’re only the 29 teams not named the Philadelphia Phillies.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, I actually never see it called, no matter who’s playing. If it’s a close play (especially if it’s an impressive one by the fielder) the runner seems to be called out every time

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed a good part of the season, or simply is well rested

i choose well rested

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice breaking ball Lil Roy

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice corner painting, wicked curve. THen a hit. In for a long night.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he looks sharp.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

More bad news: Sarah Palin isn’t running for president.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh Noooooo!

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Noooooo!

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell no. Do I look retarded?

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful, certain people in these parts resemble that remark. And by “Certain People” I mean “BenKenobi”.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, neither am I. Just throwing that out there.

by Dxero on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to piss all over my dreams, man. Now I gotta go draft a poorly written letter to the editor of every major newspaper in America.

by Dxero on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit and here I was planning to go door to door for the Dxero ’12 campaign

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t she in that porno?

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But an almost as dumb version might.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is she also a little chunky?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm? She’s a total hottie.

by BenKenobi on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s just what every jock wants – moderately attractive and one brain cell that’s half-dead from loneliness.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

moderately attractve != totally hot. ;)

by BenKenobi on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gone to school with at least a few hundred people that were hotter.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I’m sorry I’m not into guys. :p

by BenKenobi on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that are in their 40’s though? something to be said for aging well.

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, no. Most of them are only in their 30s, with some late 20s.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is also something to be said for having a fully functional brain.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t promise that for all of my acquaintances. There are some flaky ones in there.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah well it’s all relative, right?

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no

now who’s gonna save us

/s

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ailes: ‘I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings’

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the man speaks truth

by BenKenobi on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see an unknown. I’m sick of all these other fuckers, on both sides of the aisle.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being the tying run is not really a concept that matters in the first.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Blasphemer! Heretic! Apostate!

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know what kind of damage Howard does being up in the count as opposed to being down (statistically)?

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball reference has all that stuff, under splits.

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball reference, my friend. “More splits”

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, the speed is crisp

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

These foul balls are starting to get ridiculous. Put ’em away!!

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That leaves about 4 more ABs for Pujols as a Cardinal.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully only 2 or 3.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over/under on number of mentions tonight that this could be Pujols’ last game in a Cardinal uniform?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

500. over/under on number I care about? 0

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The fuck was that, Vic?

by RaptorLC on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no…what happened to Shane? lol

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well fuck me, Shane.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck was that Shane?

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fuck?!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

How does Lil Roy’s velocity look?

"Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon did from his throne."

by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

low to mid 90's

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shane WTF was that

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that’s going to be a gif soon.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Between that and the Toronto faceplant, he’s gonna have his own blooper reel

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was about to say

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shane Victorino Takes Pride in his Defense (Part the first).

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was….hmm

by Dxero on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell did Shane just do

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

well Vic, uhm, that’s an interesting take on fielding

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s even funnier the second time.

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Vic

what the hell was that??

"This team (Philadelphia Eagles) gives me the best chance of winning a Super Bowl."
-Michael Vick #7

by anuj on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Explanation for those of us at work dealing with Gameday?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine a poorly coordinated 4 year old attempting to throw a baseball

by Dxero on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially since whatever happened has apparently broken gameday for the moment.

by Aphilfan on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re too busy laughing.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vic fielded the ball off the wall…foot slipped and he basically threw the ball at himself.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop throwing fastballs down the middle to Berkman.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Roy’s getting pinched

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a strike blue.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Needs more squirrels

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s gonna be another chalk outline drawn in CF I’m thinking.

by RaptorLC on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

so, each center fielder has been charged with shenanigans

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

well shane slipped

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, Vic’s wasn’t really shadow related, unless the sunny areas of the field are slipperier.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this umpiring has been absolutely pathetic.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Vic. you are not allowed to slip.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That Vic play

Shades of Ronnie Brown

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lead preserved. 2-1

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I still wish Ryho swung first pitch….

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

no harm done by the fall

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

well, i think if he doesn’t fall it’s 2nd and 3rd, 2 out

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah… with two outs, the run scores

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh. The bounce Vic got off of the wall limits that to barely a double

then again, i might be over-exaggerating the bounce off the wall

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. Coulda been worse. Let’s hit some more!

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Backtracking, but did anybody else think Howards strike 3 call was a ball?

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

everyone but Angel

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No i didnt think so. It was a pretty good pitch. He should have swung if he knew they were stealing though.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like a strike on brooks baseball

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it wasn’t an inside the park HR

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

would the run have scored with a clean throw?

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s what I’m not sure about. I feel like there would have been a play at least.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radio said no. Official scorer says yes.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

In slow motion, that Victorino play is kind of epic. I mean, with the hat falling off, the ball going backwards. A lot going on there.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

So like Willie Mays, and yet so not.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

intepretative dancey.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Low strikes are non-existent

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Aside from the error of the year...

Oswalt looks good. Velocity’s up, getting ahead in counts, making em swing at junk. Do your stuff Lil Roy

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d be very happy with 7 IP and 3 runs, that is probably all we can reasonably expect.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols kills him, their lineup is excellent and I just don’t think he’s the same level pitcher he was last year and earlier this year.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

7 IP, 0ER just last month.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hard for me to take much during that period seriously. If he gives us more, which is certainly possible I’d be happy, but if he gives 7 and 3 you can’t really fault the guy.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fact that Angel Hernandez and Jerry Meals are still allowed to stand behind home plate in an umpire’s uniform is a total joke. Is there any oversight for umps?

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this the worse umpiring crew in the LDS?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one with Joe West on it?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You have to ask?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Umps/refs in pretty much all sports have so much discretion they aren’t really accountable to anyone except in the most extreme cases.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NFL refs are pretty damn accountable, or so it seems. The NBA and the NHL aren’t nearly as reliant on “judgment” calls. It makes sense MLB umps are the most criticized – although, admittedly, they might also suck the most

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when is there oversight of ANYTHING in MLB?

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Torre is their oversight.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am more pissed that they missed the safe call

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that didn’t take long, Raul

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So this guy is all first pitch fastballs huh?

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

somebody hire this guy as batting coach! makes you wonder when we’ll come out swinging if ever.

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig Sager: “Why, fashion glasses! Whatever happened to good old, reliable flip-downs?!”

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god, they won’t stop talking about flip-down shades.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus polly

you look as old as stockton

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You can’t be serious, LOOK AT SOME PITCHES!

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Well ever first pitch so far has been a fastball in the middle of the strike zone. can’t really fault him.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh… Polly, I need you to remember how to hit.

by Blind Ninjas on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I figured he’d rediscover his stroke here in heaven

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently he also did really badly in the 2006 World Series against the Cardinals.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

playing to get it over with I see.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Crotchety old men bashing younger men for “what’s cool.” Awesome analysis.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ehhh

In my day, our glasses were made out of wood.. ehhhh

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.”

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was just….just…too bold

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

are those cutoffs?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

they might as well be

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they’re not ass chaps.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that was craptastic.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So….when is it going to be our turn to get a 1 2 3 inning against the Cards? Haven’t had one of those in awhile.

by Legion of Bullies on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Your wish is our command!

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. letting this pitcher off the hook big time

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. 3 Phillies hitters. 3 ugly at bats.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I am not going to be comfortable until we are up 8 runs. We are not up 8 runs. I am uncomfortable.

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking like yesterday's phillies

which is startling. They need to settle down and take some balls.

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

there were about 8 balls thrown (and not swung at) through 5 innings yesterday. our hitters are getting worked.

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea that's absurd

They need to slow down, take some breathes. they should do yoga before each game.

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would have helped if they worked an 0-2 count.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need some 1-2-3 innings from Roy

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You rang?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

your prayers were answered

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beautiful inning there guys. Perfection on every pitch.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Just curious
Raul, Polly and Ruiz

what did you expect? I wasn’t expecting magic

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

patience is what I hope for from them.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson is throwing fastballs for strikes. The first inning showed us that you can hit Jackson. I have no problem with them trying to bury Jackson

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chooch and Polly are at least competent hitters. And Raul, is, well, Raul is boom or bust yeah.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy had some balls hit really hard that 1st inning.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, wonder how flat those fastballs are.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Work it, Roy. Work it.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

A better time than this?

"Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon did from his throne."

by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Cardinals were the Yankees, they’d be playing at eight, too!

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poundin the ZONE

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s what…..oh nevermind

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt’s doing his best Jaime Garcia impression

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting that middle middle FB with the first pitch of more ABs than I care to remember. Is it just me or dose Oswalt look very hittable?

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

His stuff is moving. Check all the swings and misses. This is Oswalt pitching like Oswalt

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

are his FB’s moving? can’t really tell

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought he mixed it up a little more this inning. good thing or you worry about them getting the measure of his FB’s second time around.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt seems like he’s pretty on tonight, all things considered.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

alright!

That looked like a phillies at bat

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

“wake up everybody”

Best fan commentary ever

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

that made me chuckle

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that 9 pitches?

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

ha I think so

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay! 1-2-3 inning! Now, would it be too much to ask for some sort of offensive consistency? Perhaps maybe see six different batters go 1 or 2 for 4?

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as they’re Phillies and it results in more runs, sure.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was…. awesome

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice inning.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW, that Oswalt curve ball was NASTY! 15 inch break!

by SeattlePhan on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Roy, pull a Blanton this at-bat.

by RaptorLC on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Has he ever had an XBH?

Then again, does it matter…?

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

7 doubles and a HR for his career it looks like.

by RaptorLC on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

first 123 inning for the cardinals since….the 8th in game two?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If Roy-O had his own cartoon where he drove a bulldozer, I would watch it.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fill in the blank

Albert Pujols will be a ______________ in 2012.

A. Cardinal
B. Yankee
C. Phillie
D. Another team

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinal

"Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon did from his throne."

by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

douchebag

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha I don't know who was first

but great minds think alike

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

douchebag

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking. I can totally see the Cubs breaking the bank just to land a big hitter and stick it to the Cards. Even if it screws them for another decade.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

cub

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

D

I still get a feeling he’s headed for the Cubs.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilmington Blue Rock.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can he play LB, safety, OL, WR, Kicker……

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Sit back and count the Lombardis.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can he coach too?

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinal

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

24 pitches, 20 strikes for Roy

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Patience be damned, swing at every single first pitch

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

well when every single first pitch has been a fastball down the middle….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trollins strikes again

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit, Jimmy has 2 hits in every game this series.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins…glad I have your shirsey on right now.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Thataboy Jimmy!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

what was that Bucky Dent game? I’ve never heard of that game

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

1979 (?) AL East playoff. Bucky Dent homered in the winning runs for the Yankees against the Red Sox

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks BABIP

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP owes a tremendous debt to the Phillies for what it has done to the Phillies this series.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy that was generous.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, now that’s a strike

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

So nobody is going to make a joke about how Stockton is so old all his TV friends are dying

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

good job Jimmy.

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Posted on BSH...

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

haha so funny

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must be muy embarazado

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

too much Busch for Vic

by Blind Ninjas on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's heating up

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s on fire there

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done. Although technically he’s on fire in that photo

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

worst ump ever?

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Not as long as Meals is alive

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god.

Meals.

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buckner’s sealed up that award for a while now.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah for sure

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take it all in folks, this might be the last games we see Young James in.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

of course that ball took a right turn to the cardinals glove

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course, he would deflect it right to a fielder.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I must go slaughter another Afghan for the glory of Baseba’al

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as you come back safe.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

My command may kill me before the Afghans. See I’m a combat adviser out here. I took my S-4 (logistics) counterpart to Brigade. to go get fuel. They didn’t have any so he and I went up to division 2 FOBs over. I didn’t tell anyone I was going and going without 2 U.S. vehicles is a no no. So I got a stern talking to but, I did get the fuel.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we get some stronger bats? Not the batters, the freaking bats!

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Are roids still frowned appon?

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

if a 50 day suspension is your definition of frowned upon, then yes.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take an asterisk next to a WS title haha

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I heard those weight things they put on them actually hurt batters’ swings.

Just saying.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s dumb. They think that it speed up their swing…ilke wearing leg weights makes your legs feel lighter and you your faster.

It’s misunderstaning of what a plyometric exercise is.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

*and you think your faster

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Pence. Show us some of that mule strength Wheels always talks about.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, Pence has one weird batting stance.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s like Pete Rose’s old stance, only Pence is like a foot taller so it just looks goofy.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

everything he does is weird

but it works for him i guess

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, hit right to him.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BAIBP

He hit that thing a ton.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What have we done to anger the BABIP Fairy, and how can we appease it?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

the BABIP fairy lets us enjoy one inning per game. Today, ours was the 1st

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of those balls were smoked.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though shall takeith and be happy.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sacrifice a chicken of course

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s on the rag. Someone get her a chocolate bar.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he definitely is. Especially this year.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though, in past years, it’s a bit of a wash.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, 4 K’s in 2.1 isn’t bad at all.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as they are not wrapped in hits on both sides.

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, well, yes that’s true from a practical perspective.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That bad call on the Pence steal seems to have taken a little of the phillies hitters mojo.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Meals has that effect. He did ruin the Pirates season with a bad call.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did regression to their actual abilities.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t ruin a good hanging with your logic.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Meals the umpire at 2B tonight? I heard he was in Left Field

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson’s just mixing up his pitches more

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raul ABs tend to do that naturally

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets hope the Braves sign him to a big long term deal after the season’s over with.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, Nats need winners. Reunite our former corner OF duo with a matching contract to Werth’s

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh look, a seeing-eye single

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate when you have two outs and you don’t get the person before Pujols out.

"Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon did from his throne."

by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

But I do like getting Pujols out to end an inning, especially with runners on base.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Schumaker mega-man Theriot today?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

okay, let’s just completely ignore Jimmy.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS announcers just shafted J-Roll

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job roy boy lets do it

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh TBS, you can’t even remember who won the MVP.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

and it was on the graphic

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t see graphics, thankfully.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made it better. You could clearly see “Jimmy Rollins” right smack in the middle there and Stockton still forgot to mention him.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s nice that they use senior citizens as ball boys.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit down, Poo-holes.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ Oswalt

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKK. Oswalt is dealing.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

omg mr mvp didnt succed,

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit down, Poo Hole

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nice. that was nice

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

at least you titled it

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m learning. slowly.

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you know how to resize?

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

scary ass picture

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow Oswalt’s been nasty tonight.

/knocks on wood

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt is plowing down batters like Charlie Sheen does to strippers on Tuesday afternoons

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

or lines of coke?

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still find that particular commercial amusing.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome K, but pujols is rippin those foul to left really hard. i’m scurred

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s not gonna not do that

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-2

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stockton is pretty bad.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

do the Cardinals not shift on Howard?

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Why shift on a sure K?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every AB he seems to be burred 0-2.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s part of LaRussa’s genius. Why would he do what everybody else does?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh so its a fairball/foulball….

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

ryans is not even batting his weight

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord Howard.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Crackers it’s gonna be one of those games

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you really want Jamie Moyer to come back?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i wouldn't mind

he is by far my favorite baseball player ever. he’s the man

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he is coming back. He’s an analyst now. What? Isn’t he like 50 years old?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope he said he's gonna comeback next year.

he’s been working out at bright house fields and i haven’t seen him on baseball tonight for awhile

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if Fiat is coming to the US, is the US then sending Ford and Chevy to Italy?

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

They own 20% of Chrysler.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow I thought D-C folded as a brand. Does this mean Fiat is setting up shop in old Chrysler plants?

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they’re using Chrysler’s distribution network, and giving Chrysler technical advice in exchange.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

…that’s a Russian tank

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha he’s right.

Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"

by Ed Van Chimp on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops. oh well

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrysler got a BAILOUT in the ’70s and therefore are SOCIALISTS and therefore COMMIES and therefore RUSSIAN

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good enough for me.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many 3 pitch abat has he had??

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Better yet……what’s his OBP?

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

When will he wake up and realize that these games count?

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling we gonna need him b4 that

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty crappy back to back ABs

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

These are just the worst at bats to watch. But I guess that’s what you get with FEARED PITCHER Edwin Jackson.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

what is the score?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. I’m not pessimistic, just annoyed.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally neglected to think of this as a possibly serious question — 2-1 Phillies.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping 3-1...

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s unfortunate.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked so good…and then…not.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

this game reminds me of game two had a chance to put it away early and couldnt

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, TMac has arrived on the radio. :(

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt looks to be in dominating form hopefully he can keep this up

by aPHILLYated on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Lukewarm Raul

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Are these TBS annoucers retarded?

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they just don’t care.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does a bear take a newspaper into the woods?

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um….well…no?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of bears live near you?

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This bear does...

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIn

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eaglesadvocate didn’t get it.

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I definitely didn’t.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the Phillies… didn’t you know Philadelphia is the worst city ever despite being the first capital and where the Declaration of Independence was signed.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Go to hell Hernandez.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

berkmans got a big ass head

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The Greg Gross School of Offense: “0 and 2 Since 1745”

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Missing you Meals

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BERKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Powder blue. That’s tame by Sager standard.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy’s got a worse haircut than Bud Selig

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, ok, Oswalt.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh…

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

yes we have documented he’s bp, becuase thats like real pitch

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

well this isn’t good.

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

oy

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that sucks.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

oh great

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

no outs men on 1st and 2nd

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did that hit the batter, Chooch, and the ump?

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Triple play time

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Missing you Bruntlett

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is getting squeeezzeeeddd

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit that’s a fucking strike

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit that was strike

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Great zone, just magnificent.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Witness the Incredibly Shrinking Strike Zone…

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Angel Hernandez has no business umpiring postseason baseball. pediod.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

The fact that he’s even in consideration is incredible

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angel Hernandez has no business umpiring anything other than a little league game. And even that might be bad.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is it with this strike zone

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Settle down, Roy

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

these umps suck so hard

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

the curse of Jerry Meals.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Jackson got those on the other side of the plate.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He did, and Oswalt was. :(

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He did, and Oswalt was. :(

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey, at least he got 1

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Crazy route, Pence. Glad you got to it.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ok Pence, that was a life saver

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank Buddha for Hunter Pence

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Pence.

GIDP still in order.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Well this is not good.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fucking A

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!

"This team (Philadelphia Eagles) gives me the best chance of winning a Super Bowl."
-Michael Vick #7

by anuj on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s zero reason he should have scored there

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

well, go back to the drawing board

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

They can, but can we?

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure. as well as the cards…..no

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamnit I fucking hate the fucking Cardinals

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Why? They’re doing what they need to do. It’s our team that needs to wake the fuck up.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no, yolacrary is right — they’re eminently hateable.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I can’t stand them either. Annoying as hell. Reminds me of the Giants last year.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Freese? Really?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s not that bad

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So how does he go from tremendous to terrible in one half inning? Holy shit.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Angel Hernandez. That is all.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my hope, too, anyway.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell did Holliday score there?

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why we have to score 7 runs in one inning while we’re on a (J) roll!

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The bottom of their order is fucking murdering the Phillies

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

so is the umpiring.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to know 2 runs wouldn’t be enough.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame the ump. Oswalt is changing his pitch location because he isnt getting the calls.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 1 and 3 weren’t bad.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So how did Holliday score from first there?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ibanez chose to read a novel in the outfield before retrieving the ball.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok Angel needs to never work behind the plate of a playoff game.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the bottom of the 4th and the Phils are currently down a run

Not too worried about it

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

plenty of baseball

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it was bottom of the 7th, I’d be a bit worried. but it was bottom of the 4th, and they need to scrounge a run out of it

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight's jinx is brought to you by

CoburnsCuddleBuddy

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe in jinxes

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given that we’ve only scored two runs in 4 IP on Edwin Jackson, I’d worry.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

where do people get this idea that Edwin Jackson is a bad pitcher? He is not

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think its the fact that he doesn’t have good stuff, and average stats.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And his one career game against the Phillies was a disaster

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also is a good pitcher either

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’ll get one back in this half inning

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-8-9

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

did 7 literally eat 9?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do the umps get paid more if the series goes 5 games?

It seems like they are insistant on stretching this out.

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Really forcing the storyline by focusing on Matt Holliday.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I dispute that. There is no way in fucking hell I am dangerous with a runner on third if I have “a piece of wood in my hands”

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

I go to eat a quick dinner and i come back to this crap.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re not allowed to leave until the game is over.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I havent left yet, am I allowed to go smoke? :|

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BURN UP DA COUCH

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, I tuned in, in the bottom of the 2nd. So I don’t know if there is any correlation or circumstance

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody has to return to exactly what they were doing when the first three batters of the game were up. Otherwise, we are doomed.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I have to drive to stores I’ve already been too?

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in the same place the whole time. Movibg now.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

SEND OUT THE RALLY SQUIRREL

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Who can eat at a time like this?

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean why don’t we get hits all the time too

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

We have to walk more. OBVIOUSLY!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say we should blame Greg Gross

by Legion of Bullies on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m leaving work now. Things had better improve by the time I get home!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Oct 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well the Phillies won’t have a chance for hit until the top of the 6th so lets hope oswalt gets his groove back.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for this series to be over just to get better umps.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Better umps? They get better?

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can’t get worse.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the MLB rotates umps where the top tier umps work the World Series, the second tier work the LCS, the next tier work the LDS but there’s some kind of rotation so the same umpires can’t work so many games. It’s asinine and this is what results.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

any other umpiring crew apart from this one is better.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

and by better I don’t mean that they’re good, they just can’t be worse.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It boggles my mind that someone approved Meals and Hernandez on the same staff

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it boggles my mind that they aren’t AA umpires.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone else is the professional world made an error as egregious as Meals’, they’d be fired. It’s ridiculous that the man still has a job, let alone is managing an important game.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stockton umps the next series

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at the bright side…We still get to hear from LaRussa today

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to hear what he has to whine about today.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel it’s only fair to gripe that Angel Hernandez blows when the Phillies are up to.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Polly want a fucking hit

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

There we gooooo

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

There it is Polly!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey a ball that falls in front of a fielder.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

favorite part of the game!

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell did Polanco just do with that baseball?

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

he put it in play, and it landed for a hit. It was quite incredible.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t find the rule that says that this is banned.

by BenKenobi on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look harder, it’s gotta be in there.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

expect Polanco to get fined pretty heavily for that rule violation.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it feel to be BABIP’d Cardinals?

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhhh…. Don’t piss her off

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want my October Chooch

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo quiero Senor Octubre, tambien!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, down to Jimmy to knock in Polly here.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruiz got ahold of it. Just didn’t seem to put any power behind it

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I HATE bunting with one out

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally agree, I’d rather take three or four pitches.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ordinarily yes, but oswalt is a guaranteed out, might as well be productive about it

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Senor Octubre where art thou?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

we really dont like workign the pitch count huh

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That pisses me off so much.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice bunting Roy.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody want to get drunk? Do a shot every time the camera pans to LaRussa.

by Boundforbeach on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

lol…I’d be unconscious already.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s 10.5 shots per half-inning

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I always want to get drunk, but man that’s crazy. I’d be dead by the 5th inning.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Jimmy!

Raise my taxes! Raise my taxes! Raise my taxes!

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Jimmy. Double down the line.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Or ground out weakly to Pujols, whatever you prefer.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice work jimmy work that count

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds vaguely voyueristic

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

it sucks being down a run

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

but, can’t be winning all of the time

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear to god if we lose to edwin fucking jackson,

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I love how Brenley is talking up the catchers for making pitches look better than they actually are, instead of calling out the umps for falling for that crap.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

How ironic that the commercial is about poor officiating

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Well now i’m getting worried/nervous.

I wouldn’t mind the Cardinals if it wasn’t for La Russa. Granted, I think that this is probably true for most of you as well.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Not much to like over there.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re down a run. Even if we lose, we start Roy Halladay. At home. Why worry?

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well you worry because stupid shit happens. look at Lee’s game.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking relative to this game. Plus, I’m going to miss the end of the game.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

their bullpen won’t make the same run that they did in game 2. they’re gonna break

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would seem to imply Carpenter will make a similarly bad run.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Oct 5, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their bullpen looks stellar because Carpenter was not good in game 2 in the least. Odds are he won’t repeat the mistake.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their bullpen was stellar in game 2 though…

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah maybe I’m missing something, but if Carpenter can pitch well, it’d also mean that the bullpen can falter

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Sick bunt Furcal

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

that was hideous.

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Squirrel!!!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a SIGN

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yyyyyyesssss, squirrel!

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BRING ON THE SQUIRRELS

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Squirrel!!

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The squirrel’s back

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit a squirrel! I missed it the first one.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

the hell is a rally squirrel?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW that was a strike…wth

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

tony larussa planned failed

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL. It’s in the stands.

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

My god that was a strike

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice try Oswalt but that ball was well out of your hand before the rouge squirrel.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Friggin Squirrell. And Fuck you ump for not calling that either a strike or a distraction.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

our squirrel is back! no worries now!

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

yep. A LaRussa mole, er, squirrel

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The squirrel is back bring in Benny Fresh

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Squirrel was low and outside.

Yesterday Francisco homer was 20 minutes after the squirrel appearance.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, this Charlie comes out of the dugout for. But not when his pitchers are getting squeezed.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

SQUIRREL

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah, I was just about to post this.

Instead I will post an awesome, albeit, unrelated Up video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which was a fucking strike jesus

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wish these midwestern hilljacks would take better care of their ball field. Can’t give them anything nice.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut up, Stockton. Shut up, Brenly.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

what did they say now?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wondering aloud why Oswalt was talking to the ump.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Love that Stockton’s most enthused call of the series was about the squirrel

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the multiple angle replay of the squirrel running by.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

so in 20 minutes we hit a 3 run HR? or is it specifically in the 7th?

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

it HAS to be Benny Francisco too

by Blind Ninjas on Oct 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

bats please come alive

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

“Pull your socks down.”

What a douche.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought for sure

that the squirrel of all things was going to distract Roy

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok people call Philly dirty yet there are rodents running around homeplate in other MLB ballparks. Id give them a pass if this was the 1st time this happend but it isnt.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont really qualify a squirrel as a rodent

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

they arent rodents

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re buffalo.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

rodentiae sciuromorpha sciuridae. They’re rodents.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they’re not really equivalent to rats or anything. I doubt too many people equate squirrels with dirty, filthy places.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You associate hamsters with dirty, filthy places?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or porcupines, or beavers

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or buffalo.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes they are, the Sciuridae family . Sciuridae is Italian for LaRussa.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fragile must be Italian for Polonco

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-3-4 and Rally Squirrel

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooooo wait.

Squirrel = our good luck sign.

Capture that mofo and keep it around for the rest of the year!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we get a god damn professional umpire crew next series if we win this one?

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, no, professional umpire crews are only allowed in the regular season.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

do we look like the yankees?

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://twitter.com/#!/BuschSquirrel

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

howard predictions???

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

goes down 0-2 and swings at something in the dirt

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-2 swinging strikeout. yeah, not reaching much with that prediction.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

tis the inning to be jolly

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh great. Theriot.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wonderful

Babe Theriot is in the game

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Where. In the world. Is the strike zone.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Bend over and I’ll show you

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

WORK THE COUNT< PLEASEEEE

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a ball last inning….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Just one extra pitch onto the count, yo.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

60 pithces in the 6th

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, leadoff walk works.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley walks!!

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BB!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase has been Chase in this series so far. Getting on base a ton.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

“Take pitches, get walks, act smug”

/Bomay’d

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence stop swinging at shit that is eye level.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Theyre only eye level because he hits off one knee.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson’s gonna throw a meatball

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

i cant understand Pence’s approaches…. just kill it when it’s all said and done.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

314 is hard to argue

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, not the biblical one…. or the WWE one i suppose.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or, 3.14

love me some pi

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

BA doing the reg season

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can “do” the regular season?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typo

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hitters have a lot more control of BABIP then pitchers. Pence hits solidly too so hit BABIP is not really that much luck.

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats the difference between his Avg and his OB%

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he wants to walk you, let him walk you.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That concept is utterly and completely lost on Hunter Pence

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamn that was close

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on

pencey cakes

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

if pences walks u bring a lefty for howard

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Only one of those pitches was a strike.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda drives me nuts that he swings for the fences

every at bat, but he says its the only way he hits so who am I to judge

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY CHASE WHY

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ill advised Utley, ill advised

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Overly aggressive, Chase

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Why the F did he do that?

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh. too aggressive chase

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

What in the hell Chase?

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit, Utley, rare mistake.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Not very smart, Chase.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

STUPID

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re trying too damned hard.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

might work with someone a little dumber than albert

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


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by PhiladelphiaEagles on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase, being at 2nd with 1 out is just about as good as being at 3rd.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

actually being at 3rd with 1 out is MUCH better, but there is a reason players cant do that on a grounder to SS.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is that better?

All it takes is a sac fly to score

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

is it possible to fire a 3rd base coach mid playoffs?

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it Chase.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that was not a good play… he is normally such a good baserunner too…

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

if everything goes well, runner on 3rd, 1 out

should’ve been runner on 2nd, 1 out

worst case: runner on 1st, 1 out

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Tug him in the face, looked like.

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HEY CHASE

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, Jackson didn’t throw a single strike to Pence

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

full of fail.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never seen that

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

and obvious based on the result, it’s because it doesnt work….

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

In his defense, Utley’s probably safe is Pujols goes for the DP.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

But there was no DP to be had. Utley was taking off on the pitch. He would have been safe at 2nd.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols had to give up the out at 1st to get Utley. Most people aren’t going to think about that.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I donno, Chase was out by a mile

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT FUCKING SONG

it must be generally used by assholes and the mid west

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the written in the stars song?

Cuz mid westerners are a total void of creativity

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Howard.

Please do something awesome this time?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Howard.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

ok seriously I’m rather tired of losing outs due to un needed risks

(by the way Steve Jobs just passed away)

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

pancreatic cancer is vicous

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh i just got that notification

but i only see it in one place. i really hope its not true

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe you but source?

by Legion of Bullies on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the whole internet.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

still unclear, but lots of big names said its possible

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, really? Wow.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing on google

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t have to swing here Howard

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take a walk for Howard

right now.

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

If anyone, anyone at all, swings at a pitch, I’m going to complain loudly about it on this blog.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

well….?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SWINGING 3-0 RYAN?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard you fool.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

wassup

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard is the King at turning 3-0 to a K because Charlie stupidly gives him a green light.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

in fairness, you dont pay him to get walks

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t pay him to do that either.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to agree with you that that inning it was obvious Jackson was tired. If Howard walks then Utley’s stupid mistake is erased

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Howard should ever get the green light. A guy who K’s as much as he does, does not need to be turning Walks into Strike Outs. Take the gift when it’s given to you.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manufactured strikes — gutty!

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

howard needs a subway sandwich

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job Howard. Maybe next time you could just the guy walk you. He tried really hard to.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

every pitch Howard swung at was a strike

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0 pitch wasn’t a strike

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well fuck this. >:(

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Please Shane. Do something awesome?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

somebody crush a ball!!

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jackson has not thrown a single strike this inning and we are staring at NOTHING

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Great approach right?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think their approach is randomly generated. sometimes good, sometimes inexplicably awful for no good reason.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a strike now?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

come on shane, you have been missed

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Shane before you fell down in Toronto you were awesome. Now that you fell down here can you be awesome again?

by VaEagle on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning full of fail sauce…

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He threw one strike that inning.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Stupid base running, stupid Howard

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that was the inning, I think.

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

For the love of Jesus Pantocrator

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WELL SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK ARE WE LOSING TO THIS TEAM<<<

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh……they are a good team and the MLB Playoffs are a crapshoot? Kind of common sense, really. And I just got in 5 minutes ago.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will agree to disagree

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

About which part exactly?

That the Cardinals are good? Which is a fact. Or that the playoffs are a crapshoot, which, oddly enough, is also a fact.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t call a walk then a HBP a “crapshoot.” Seems to be the popular word going around here.

They have what, 3 hits? Phillies should not be losing this game right now.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have what, 3 hits? Phillies should not be losing this game right now.

Which is exactly what makes it a crapshoot.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crapshoot is such a horrible word.

Oswalt had a direct impact on those runs scoring. It wasn’t luck, it wasn’t bad fielding, it wasn’t anything but a walk, a HBP, and a solid base hit.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

If you do not know what you are talking about please do not comment here.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your last question and sentence make our point better than I ever could.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you disagree with? Cardinals are a good baseball team? Or the MLB Playoffs are a crapshoot?

Because both are facts that can be backed up with data.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the Phillies are doing a fantastic job of bailing out Jackson when he gets into any kind of trouble

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It is innings like that that make me worry—it’s just not your night. Although it is worse when guys consciously make decisions rather than simple bad luck.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh j reed, teach me in the ways of nihilism, for I am upset and do not wish to be.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRussa has yet to strike.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This koan is going to take me a while to parse.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was an annoying half-inning. and we wasted the rally squirrel.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

rally squirrel doesnt take effect until the 7th

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now the worry has set in. :(

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It will be ok.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This might be Oswalts last inning.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

One too late.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Welp

That sucked

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Win for Steve Jobs!

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

RIP

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be pessimistic

But would it be Carpenter in a potential Game 5?

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

We've come to bury Caesar, not praise him.

by VanceinmyPants on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

vs. Doc. I have tickets and really don’t want to go! (Don’t want there to be a game 5)

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berkman pisses me off.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

berkman pisses every phillie fan off.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats annoying is no we have rual, 0for 2 planco 1 – 2 and chooch 0 2 coming up

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

6-7-8 up next. Super pumped to see that.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

They are going to make something happen. Count on it

by Nikk.m on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

chooch has had some good ABs over the past few games. He was looking bad early in the series but seems to be coming around.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

future inning

= wah wahhh

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Why’s everyone so pissed? You’re all aware we’re only down by one run in game 4 of a 5 game series we lead 2-1, and game 5 is on our home turf, with Roy Halladay on the mound.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ops

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

*oops

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait…shit.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking christ he crushed that

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that makes it much harder…..

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

well

fuck.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Fark.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Game the fuck over. Get em tomorrow Halladay.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

trollololololololololol

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you havent been a phillies fan for very long, have you?

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring in Blanton, let him stretch out the arm

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. I don’t much like this shoe that is on my other foot.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nihilism shoe always takes sometime to break-in.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm. I have a lot to learn.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

god

dammit

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

can we start over again, from Howard’s 3-2 pitch in the first?

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard’s first pitch actually

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking repeat of Sunday night wtf

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it to Hell :,(

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I hate the fucking Cardinals for stealing Scott Rolen, for having an extremely overrated manager, for being everything that’s “right” about baseball (not), and for exisiting. Wow I’m bitter.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards didn’t steal Rolen

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but I was 12 and didn’t know better

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hated the Cardinals in the Whitey Herzog days, and he actually was a good manager

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phillies traded Rolen because he was a miserable twat that wanted out of Philly.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but I’m bitter. And I really liked Scott Rolen.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was just about to say the same thing. What a miserably squeaky-clean team — “championship experience” and “baseball heaven.” Lordy.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not good.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I found out Jobs died at the same time as that HR. One two punch.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit, i hate this, talk about giviing team life, fucking lifeless,

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Can i have another Ben Francisco 3-Run HR?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick Stockton wouldn’t be happier if someone gave him a new puppy and a new bicycle at the same time.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

born in Philly, must’ve not enjoyed his childhood there

by TheAL76 on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s rally squirrel inning! bring in Benny Fresh to pinch hit!

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The thing I hate about away games is that it really makes me want to punch their fans in the face.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s Huston Street when you need him?

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Broxton

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have a three-run lead. they’re doomed.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we bring Matt Stairs out of retirement?

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanton’s warming up.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

so jumping out to an early lead is a bad idea in this series

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

please Charlie, don’t burn Madson

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

what are you questioning?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where would he use Madson here?

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

for shits and giggles

im salvaging this and producing good thoughts

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

shat up i dont care about there bull pen

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

man, where is this strike zone…

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been absolutely horrible tonight. Not excusing the offense, but Edwin Jackson has received calls that Oswalt didn’t get(at least according to Brooks Baseball) and MLB really needs to explain how they put two of the worst umpires in baseball on the same crew during the playoffs.

by mm881102 on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

because they don’t give a fuck.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close to a strike

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll just blame the umps. It will make me feel better.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Raul. Thank you for another quality at bat.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese = 2011 Ross ?

How's your wife and my kids?

by BudVugger on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW SOME PASSION, raul is taking a fucking prance back to the dug out

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like you’ve got enough to go around

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, just frustarted

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

why it’s speed/technical sport…getting pissed is useless.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

see i always hated that, thats why mcnabb killed me,

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting angry doesn’t increase your speed and doesn’t improve your precision.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, don’t you know — passion is a lie that the bourgeois tell you to increase your productivity while they increase your profits.

(sortofserious)

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agh! They increase their profits.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Because a lefty striking out to a lefty is no passion.

And what is taking a more passionate stroll to the dugout going to do?

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This series should’ve been over had Charlie Manuel paid attention to the game in game 2. The 4-0 lead was slowly dwindling and instead of saying “Lee doesn’t have his stuff”, Manuel takes the ball out of Lee’s hands AFTER he gave up the lead.

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha damn I need to adopt this strategy over at LibertyBallers. Fucking genius.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you wouldn’t have taken out Lee earlier?

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY HELLO LEQUAN HOW NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do yourself a favor and read this. And actually, like learn something so you can actually comment with actual intelligence.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that the concept of luck is going to rankle here.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because it is the postseason and every bandwagon idiot who has not followed the team and/all baseball is suddenly a diehard fan and wants to comment on here like they know everything when they really know next to nothing.

It’s infuriating really, the level of idiocy certain people have displayed on here.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m with you. It’s really a pretty impressive flood of pseudo-information. It also seems, though, that the very concept of luck and variance bothers baseball tourists — it seems, I guess, like a cop-out. Personal responsibility is a powerful totem.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, so suppose Lee was a bit unlucky, that justifies it even more: Bring in a guy from my bullpen that might not be suspectible to said luck.

Don’t just sit there and blow a lead because he’s “Cliff Lee”

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in a guy from my bullpen that might not be suspectible to said luck.

I guess you don’t understand the concept at all. Oh wait, you definitely don’t/

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in a guy from my bullpen that might not be suspectible to said luck.

you’re hopeless

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mention BABIP in relation to luck, do you not? Balls batted into play that might otherwise have been caught?

Perhaps a change does nothing at all, but a change is better then doing nothing.

Doing nothing lost you game 2. Doing nothing in most sports end up losing you games.

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP WRITING THINGS THAT MEAN NOTHING

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It means something. Luck is a 5-10% factor. There are things within one’s control. Luck is Ben Fransico’s HR, Luck is not slowly and gradually giving up the lead.

If Lee imploded in one inning, that’s one thing. But gradually losing the lead means something is wrong.

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your hindsight bias is astounding.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually thought this in the moment, while it was happening. Because unlike most, I don’t ascribe to the retarded idea that sports(or baseball) has somehow become a 95% luckfest where we might as well just give up.

JustinF: We were just DESTINED to lose game 2, weren’t we?

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was written in the stars

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe you just did that.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll bump the percentage up to 45%, how’s that? But 50%(IE: A higher percentage) still has to do with skill and I hate giving you the 45% number, because I disregard luck heavily.

The Phillies didn’t win 102 games because they’re the luckiest bastards in baseball.

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are just making up numbers. Do you not see how wrong that is?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m putting a number(a non qualified number at that) on luck. Based on what I believe to be the theory of most here, compared to my ideal on life and sports in general.

Reading the posts below me “OMFG, Cardinals are super freaking lucky” sickens me. Is there ANYTHING you guys attribute to skill?

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on what I believe

And boom goes the dynamite.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIP, xFIP, SIERA, wOBA.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, sorry, I’ll stop.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s actually quite arrogant of oneself then to think of itself as a “newsgroup”.

This is a forum, of entirely different opinions.

I happen to be of the opinion that this game, for whatever luck may or may not be in it, skill is still superior.

Infact, skill by it’s nature has to be superior. For without superior skill, there’s no meaning to competition. And so it is, why every loser doesn’t want to compete “He’s LUCKY”(emphasis mine).

If baseball was such a lucky game, we wouldn’t have an MLB. Because people wouldn’t be interested in playing let alone watching.

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

For without superior skill, there’s no meaning to competition.

Actually you got that completely backwards.

If superior skill always won out then why play the game?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re absolutely right that they didn’t win 102 games by luck — you’ll also find that their luck-independent stats — the pitchers’ stats anyway — are phenomenal.

Also, I’m not going to quibble over the exact percentage because, like I said, it’s not quantifiable.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also: luck doesn’t mean destiny. It means that, if you hit (or espeially if you throw) a spheroid, you can’t determine where it’ll end up every time.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

As is his misunderstanding of baseball.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is, you can’t ascribe a percentage to luck-based results in pitching, unless you were speaking holistically, but even then it’s dicey. But even if you could, it’d be more than a 5-10% factor. Was Lee tiring? Maybe. Was every ball that was hit off of him tattooed? No. Might some of those have fallen in for hits? Yes. Is that an instance of luck? Yes.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is unbelievably idiotic

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Each ball in play is an independent event. Pitchers have little to no control which balls are in play and which balls are out. Making a pitching change does nothing to change this. This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, stop responding to LeQuan.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a dumb comment.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where in the fucking world is the strike zone? I mean, this is egregious.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, did TLR just bring on a LOOGY to pitch to Raul Ibanez with a 3-run lead in the top of the 7th?

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

2-run lead and yes, yes he did. Thank god he did.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-2 is a 2-run lead?

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s a “2” in there.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s 5 to 2? damn I thought Freeze’s was a solo shot… I was away for a second then haven’t looked at the scoreboard..

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was 20 minutes ago…

Doc, Lee, Hamels, Vance...Moyer. 2012's winning combination.

by Missing Jamie Moyer on Oct 5, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey man, I don’t look at the scoreboard when I know my squad is losing.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe TLR will burn his bullpen getting cute

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if advertisers have to pay a surcharge in LaRussa games for all the extra spots they get.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, joy, the bullpen procession begins. Eight more outs, how many more pitchers? Six?

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep telling myself

“Small series, lots of variance, anything can happen, accept that a 102-win team can lose in 5 games, etc.” but it doesn’t make me feel any better.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Except a pretty shitty Cardinals team already one a World Series, so they don’t deserve another. Right?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. And even then the Phillies still have 8 outs left, and Halladay ready for game 5

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I can’t completely shake my Negadelphia attitude.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

see i got that but guess what doc cant get us runs

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing is always going to hurt. I am not ready for this season to be over, but apparently the offense is. This is just awful.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This game is bad already and TBS is making it soooo much worse.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t seen much of the game but it sure seems like the home plate umps want the Phillies to lose.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

They don’t want the Phillies to lose, that’s ridiculous. They just suck.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Polanco blows. RAJ special.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard is what, 2-15? And he has some 100+ million dollar paycheck no?

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. If the Phillies wind up not advancing, there are a lot of people to blame. Polanco gets some of it, but Howard, Ruiz, Lee, and Oswalt, among others have to shoulder the blame. This is not a Brooks Conrad situation. You can not look at aby one player and say they cost us this game or the Series.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You do realize that you just agreed with LeQuan on something, right?

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Fucking really?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to quibble, but really the Braves’ NLDS last year isn’t a “Brooks Conrad” situation either — an error does not series responsibility make.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Polly. Thank you for your contribution. We appreciate it.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

We say we hate teams I don’t understand why the hate on us so much.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Russ Gload on deck

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Russ Gload?

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Lord,

Please help me to be thankful for being blessed with this team. And please help their bats to come alive so that i can have a little more time to be thankful for them.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Amen

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their shitty bullpen sure looks great

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

frankly, the shittiness of the bullpen has been overstated…. most of the guys who sucked are gone, like Ryan Franklin

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the closing quandry that people have latched onto.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And really, this is largely a LaRussa thing. Motte is probably better than Salas overall, but it’s not like Salas was awful. He only blew four saves, and he had a 2-something FIP (to the best of my recollection).

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth be told, I’ve actually no idea how shitty their bullpen is beyond what broadcast TV tells me. Which is probably why I’m so uninformed.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are these guys that dense? All those AL bullpen innings for NY and Detroit include 7 innings or so from the continuation of game one. Idiots.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Are these guys that dense?

I’m assuming that was a rhetorical question?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say, Chooch has been very non-Choochy so far this series.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I think his BABIP is like fucking .00000001. He’s hit some balls hard just had a little too much air underneath

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was looking rougher earlier in the series but has been putting together good ABs.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when the bottom of the lineup was usefull?

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Vaguely… I think it was yesterday.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Russ Gload

up to make a quick out or maybe not

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I know this is blasphemous to say, but I’m going to stop watching. I need to hit the gym!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

Work on your plate discipline. Can you play infield?

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

And with an uneccessary TMI….

I’ve been recently going through a rough time with a lot of my personal life. Unfortunately, the Eagles and the Phillies aren’t making it any better. I’m not saying I need something positive going in my life, but I’d really appreciate if the Phillies would make me a little happy!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will

Halladay’s got this. And Flyers season is right around the corner!

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I’m not a Flyers fan. And the NBA decided that they didn’t feel like being around to take my mind off of things!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then

Maybe Andy Reid will get fired! :-)

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha I’m still hoping something magically clicks and they go crazy on fire to win the division.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bottom of our lineup bllllloooooooooowwwwwwss

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

its september continued thats all

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea so we scored all of our runs when I was stuck at work, so I’m just going to stop watching. It’s all my fault.

I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?- Yao Ming

by joetimek on Oct 5, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

go away!!!

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Work night shifts!

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The double blown calls in the first are starting to rankle

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

or, one could just say you can’t throw up 0’s for 8 out of 9 innings and expect to win

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but that’s not as fun

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIG JOE

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Joe going to bat next inning? That’d be cool.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s go sloppy joe!

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I guess we’ve written this one off. That’s great. They shit the bed in Philly and they’ll have to deal with the fans. I hope that lights a fire under their asses.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So dig this: a runner on second with one out has roughly 0.5 run probability over a runner on first with one out. A runner on third with one out has 0.25 run probability over a runner on second with one out. So the Pence and Utley have killed both of the Phillies rallies (or almost rally) this game to risk gaining a combined 0.75 run probability. Play the right way my ass.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Except Pence was safe.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the point I’m making is why even attempt to steal there.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

as you stated above: a runner on 2nd has a .5 run probability over a runner on first with 1 out

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

could’ve gone either way…. too close. the point is, there’s no need to run there…. and I don’t know what the fuck Utley was thinking…. he’s usually very smart, but he occasionally does some stupid aggressive shit like that

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear TBS:

I am so fucking tired of looking at Tony LaRussa. Please…have fucking mercy and STOP.

by Boundforbeach on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

They sure seem to foul off a lot of pitches

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

Blanton dominated.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s amazing how easy these innings go when your team is behind

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This thread is rather negative – it will all be cheers again after this awesome Phillies rally.

by TwistyWristy on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Now we know who to blame if the rally fails!

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on phillies!

It’s my mom’s 81st Birthday. Win it for her!

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanton’s looked pretty good lately

by yolacrary on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, just because it’s the same score – 1980 LCS against the Astros, game 5, top of the 8th inning, Nolan Ryan on the mound for the Astros, leading 5-2. Thanks to a lot of hits, capped by a Manny Trillo triple, the Phillies scored five runs and went on to win the game.

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OVERFLOW THREAD TIME

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Please!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go RUSS

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Or do that

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cant stand seeing Gload still in a uniform.

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

not a gross load, but it will do

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, there’s something.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

go rally monkey gooooooooo

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Attaboy Ross

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, this is good! Bring in a pinch runner?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It ain't over yet

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Controversy pony! Yes!

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

a hit and a balk, can’t argue that

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally pony!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

they are having him run??? wtf

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

MOVE EM OVER

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And balk it out!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Balk?

Okay!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

gload steals second! sorta…

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy, 2 run shot

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

na… Utley going to hit a 3 run dinger and make my under prediction come true!

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok that home plate ump needs to have a gif made of him showing the balk

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

that balk prevented ross gload from swiping second. damn right you should give it to him.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t swing. Salas is having control issues

perhaps not being able to rock back and forth is throwing off his timing

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Theriot.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

see this is when I hate Manuel’s method. Just tell him what to do.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… he can’t throw strikeees

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

unlucky. story of this series.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

we need to wipe that fucking smirk of theriot’s face. NOW.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Ryan Theriot has the entire season of Breaking Bad DVR’d so I can break into his house and erase it

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

they need to just stare at molina while batting

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

walk Utley to get to Pence? They wouldnt!

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont think so, no. they might walk him, but not unintentionally intentionally

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t blame Jimmy. that was a shot

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

we need a walkz thread

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn't a strike Stockton. stfu

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

the ball was a couple inches off the plate.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow that was generous

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This strike zone is awful

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

outside

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow another bad strike…well consistent in a way.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do they project the strike zone on TV?

Umps don’t give a shit. Doesn’t affect them.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

you’ve gotta be kidding me.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

at no time was that ball anywhere close to the outside part of the plate. SUCK THAT

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

lucky son of a bitch

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, thanks BABIP fairy

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dumb luck for the win!

Baseball is like Crack but better for you

by kmrblue1027 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

hustle! grit! still only 1 out!

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

woooooooooow

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!

BABIP

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

FINALLY we get break!

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The BABIP fairy DOES exist!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Theres our luck for the series. Still not comparable to the Card luck

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT A FUCKING DINGER

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

C’mon Underpants

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

C'MON PENCE GO YARD!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

A break. Now we are still owed about a dozen more no?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does he look at the ones down the middle and swing at everything elsed

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t generate outs, Pence

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

get it done hunter. Howard won’t

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hunter better do something good this series, just from all the good stuff I’ve been reading about Singleton recently.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve just resorted to rooting for Singleton and forgetting that he was ever a Phillies prospect.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see in play, run(s)

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

buy postseason.tv. Its only 6 bucks for the LDS and NLCS.

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salas better not give Pence that again. Fouled it straight back

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit it forward Pence

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It actually looks physically painful for him not to swing

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

have to swing with whats being called a strike in this series

by Easedel on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH I'LL TAKE THAT!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNSSS!!!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that’s another break. Still owed a few more.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i wouldnt call that a break, that’s a miscue from the other team. That bounce off the bag was a break

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the ball bounced was a break. Could have hit the brick and bounced right back to the catcher.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol did Stockton say “who scored?”

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Passed ball. WooHoo!

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

force out is gone from second

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Some big breaks for the Phillies here.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s one. Moar please.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s three gifts right there. Take advantage boys.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

And two hard hit outs :/

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

well uh, that wasn’t good

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

alright howard. stop being yourself and get a fucking base hit

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

A superb job on a ball HIT RIGHT TO HIM.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

omg. these announcers are getting friggin annoying.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for a Scrabble game

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on RyHo! Let’s go!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean, you can’t even critique these hits. Everything seems to be on the fucking button.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

4 Outs for 2 Runs

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard, now is a time to wake the F up. Of course now comes the 98mph Gas Man.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

flip side, howard doesn’t have to get much of it

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im going to keep on doing this because I still think the Phillies are in this

Lidge and Lee coming out of the bullpen is stupid, IMO

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. On both counts.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my bad, It’s Rzepwhateveritis.

I thought they were bringing in the closer.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually that’s a misconception. bat speed accounts for 8 times the ball’s velocity

fugh

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But ball speed helps.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit Mayberry for Howard.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

But not necessarily that outrageous!

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

17th and shunk? I’m Broad and Porter!

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my childhood home (in the 50’s). I’m a Jersey boy now!

by 17thandShunk on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, PH Benny for Howard.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard has 6 RBIs this series. It’s not like he has been completely invisible. He can do it.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah but most of them were in game 1

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

“just get me to the plate”

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Because I both moved and was swamped with shit from the real world about two weeks after the Pence trade, I’ve barely been able to watch baseball since then. So right now I’m rather down on Hunter Pence.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he plays the game rather uniquely

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 – 6 and a 4 era gezzz

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Piece. comeoncomeoncomeon

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess getting Lee up is ok since he didn’t throw his BP session, but it doesn’t seem like he’s needed in this situation.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

lee is warming up

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

1 million dollars that that’s the only fastball he sees

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a baser here would be nice.

by Ritty77 on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go Ryan. You like to hit in St. Louis, right?

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

omg.

come the f on.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

man, that was a pitch to hit…

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck is he looking at?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

0-2 what a surprise

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Guarantee 0-2 every time

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, many more years of that.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you howard

"Good game. Let's go eat."

by andyb on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

smh

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

QUICK

SOMEONE PAY HIM 25MIL/YEAR!

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel the nihilism flowing through me.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is when I begin composing “why baseball shouldn’t have a postseason” fanpost in my head

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

so predicable. everyone knows the 2 strike pitch but him

by Concrete Cyanide on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he 0-4 with 4 Ks today?

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOO

3 K’s. Get it right.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah well that’s much better then.

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i'm pissed off.

Fuck you howard. And i’m typically calm about all this. But fuck you.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he looked completely outmatched by an average reliever there…. sigh…

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

A rods brother in the playoffs

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Leave Blanton in. No need to burn Lee or Lidge

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t Gload hit for Blanton?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a shame.

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t. He was pinch hit for to start the inning.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

so a ball down the middle of the plate and he doesn't swing

next pitch is half way down the 3rd baseline and he pokes his bat at it. don’t they review game tape in baseball?

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine Howard was about to hit free agency

Is there any chance the Phillies would want to resign him if they knew it would cost $25 m/yr?

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The irony is that it would not have cost that much to resign him.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many pitches has howard seen today? that’s his 2nd three pitch K, how many was his other one?

by Concrete Cyanide on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You knew when he watched the second down the middle he was swinging at anything next pitch.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was serious about pinch hitting for Howard… he fucking sucks.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You know I never made it past Little League, but even there I learned that you’re not going to get anything to hit with 0-2

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he could hit 130 rbis and 40 home runs every season till he retires, but when it is on his shoulders he fails more than he comes through

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah but if he goes on at that rate but sucks when it matters most that will all he will be remembered for.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am more meaning the media not Philly fans. I live in florida and his stike out last year is most remembered.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard’s new name because of his chokingness – Ryan McNabb.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

No comedy central, I’m not going to watch Nick Swardsons shitty show.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they brought that back. It’s beyond terrible.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now Charlie will bring in probably the last two guys who should be stepping on the field.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

oh boy...

Lidge vs Pujols… that HR is still in orbit, isn’t it?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

that homerun also inadvertently gave us a world series

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to ask “Have they showed it yet?”…and here it is.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A “sliderball” pitcher…LOL

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Lidge vs. Pujols. How special!

by phillyinportland on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m as frustrated as anyone, but despite a bad stretch, Howard’s still a fine offensive guy. He’s just not especially tremendous defensively, which kills his WAR.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but the general feeling is that when you need him to come through, it seems like he fails more often than not.

He’s productive overall, no question. But unless you can quantify how “clutch” he is (which is pretty much impossible), the biggest things he’s remembered for are going to be K-Gate style at-bats.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that’s confirmation bias. I feel like he strikes out in every big situation, too, but that’s just not the case. Do I remember the good at bats as clearly? Probably not, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I know. I’m not saying I view him like that, it’s just why most of the fanbase does.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay. Sorry — didn’t mean to misunderstand.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the post season his strengths and weaknesses at the plate almost negate each other. over the course of the seasonit all averages out.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly. I just think there’s a lot of forgetful/unreasonable opinions circulating from what’s a pretty small sample size.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop it. He’s a so-so player at this point in his career. Great he drives in runs. He also regularly is in the top 5 in the MLB in opportunities to drive in runs.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, get off your high horse. In any place in my post did I suggest that he was valuable because of RBIs or HRs? If you think that’s what I meant by “a fine offensive guy,” then you’re way off.

He’s not elite, for sure, but he’s not so-so, either. We’re talking about a guy who had a better wOBA than Nelson Cruz and Billy Butler, among others. Is he worth 25 million? Of course not. But don’t act like he’s already over the hill when you don’t know why you think what you do.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooooo Nelson Cruz and Billy Butlerrrrr

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s definitely over the top of the hill. And if you think otherwise you’re mistaken.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you can’t argue with that logic.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, gee, sorry for being able to understand that one can be overpaid and still be talented. If you think that Butler and Cruz — and by extension Howard — aren’t valuable players, then you’d make a fucking terrible GM.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be smart enough not to pay Howard 125millionfuckingdollars.

ooooo Billy Butlerrrrrrrrr. yea I love it when my 1b hits singlesssssss

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit it’s better than striking out.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

being able to understand that one can be overpaid and still be talented.

I didn’t say pay him the 25 million, you prat. Reading comprehension is tough, but worth the effort. And Butler had 44 doubles and 19 HR — boy what a shitty player! Kick rocks.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoke rocks.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does explain a lot.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

True enough. What a waste of time.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do understand that Ryan Howard used to be able to hit the ball to the opposite field. I do understand that Ryan Howard has been progressively worse in almost every statistical category, save 2008, since his rookie season. I do understand that he hits the occasional HR and drives in a lot of runs. I also understand that he can’t hit left handed pitching, even if the pitcher he’s up against mediocre.

And I understand that being extremely vulnerable to an easily-accessible asset, such as mediocre left-handed pitchers, is a huge liability in the playoffs.

So yea you can have Ryan Howard in the regular season all you want. I’d rather not have him on my team and replace him with a player that might not be as great at driving in runs during the regular season, but isn’t a huge liability in the post season. Plus I’ll be able to go out and sign a few more good players with the remaining 10-17 mil I got in the bank.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s money ball.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, I give up.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quitter.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I reserve the right to not give up.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two things you don’t understand:

1) There’s no such thing as a player that works in the regular season and is a liability in the playoffs. This is an insane overreaction to a bad fucking night. Is he frustrating? Yeah, sure, but he’s a full-time first baseman. It’s not like James Loney is digging in out there.

2) I’m not defending his contract. I’m defending the player despite the contract. Howard is absolutely on a decline, and he’ll probably be worth negative WAR by the end of his time in Philly, but he’s still hitting, despite what a four game sample size tells you.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bad night? He had one good night out of 4 so far.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s a reasonable sample size for you to forecast future results? Four games?

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want to go back to previous playoffs too? That really won’t help your argument too much man.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playoffs aren’t predictive in and of themselves, at least no more than normal AB’s. If we’re playing the same team, a regular season game tells us just as much about Howard’s skill-set as a playoff AB. Like Justin said — astutely — below, they’re small sample sizes. He doesn’t magically turn into a pumpkin because of clutch or pressure or some magic interpretation of how playoff talent works.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So then you must know that he can’t hit lefties before you get into the playoffs right? So why not just throw a pinch hitter up there for him then? Everyone around here is so obsessed with numbers and sabremetrics and luck and BABIP, so pinch hit for a dude that can’t hit lefties to save his life.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

His career OPS against lefties is slightly worse than Johnny Damon’s career OPS overall.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet dude. Did Johnny Damon ever get paid 25 mil a year?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because we don’t have some crack 1B defensive replacement. Howard’s not great, but Mayberry or Gload isn’t exactly an upgrade. You don’t take out your regulars willy-nilly.

Also, since you’re so up on small sample sizes, Howard’s OPS against crack lefty reliever Arthur Rhodes, before this game, was .933. Most of that damage came in 2010, and if he’s in sharp decline, it began before then.

PS: I didn’t mention luck or BABIP — just because you hate an ideology doesn’t mean it’s everywhere.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, and before this series RyHo’s OPS in St. Louis was like 1.200. That’s the past, this is the present, and save for one swing of the bat in this series on a piss poor pitch he hasn’t performed.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one is arguing that he hasn’t performed. But hating on him because of his contract is unfair.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This exactly. You’re holding him to an insane standard due to a contract that wasn’t his fault. I don’t give a shit about his numbers in St. Louis or against Rhodes or whatever. He’s had a positive WAR over the season (a much more stable sample size than four games, FWIW); hasn’t been worth it, but it’s not like he was the architect of the contract

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So why not PH him for a player that actually has a chance?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mayberry should have PH’d for Howard against Left Handed Pitcher With Long Last Name. But it is not Howard’s fault Charlie did not make that decision.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’ll pretty much never happen. Wouldn’t have minded the move, personally.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, no way Charlie Manuel would ever do that.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I buy that, inasmuch as it is a situational decision.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no such thing as a player that works in the regular season and is a liability in the playoffs.

I don’t know how much hockey you watch, but some Philadelphia Flyers beat writers are saying that the Flyers after their off-season blow-up will not be better in the regular season but will be better equipped for the playoffs. Like what does that even mean? If a player is good to have in the regular season he will be good to have in the playoffs, and likewise with bad. That said player or team performs better or worse in the playoffs than the regular season numbers indicate he/they would is a product of small sample variance, not definable skill.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t follow hockey super-closely, but I do like the Flyers and followed (with chagrin) their off-season drama. While I’m totally illiterate in terms of advanced hockey stats like CORSI, I don’t think it’s necessarily sport specific that that statement makes no sense. Frankly, I can’t even think of a marginal player that you wouldn’t want on a postseason roster as an option, given the chance.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

To illustrate this point

FanGraphs has something it calls Clutch score, which assigns a number to how much better or worse a player is in high leverage situations (think RISP) than he would have done in a “context neutral environment.” To play on the subject of the debate, I will use Ryan Howard’s clutch scores. A positive number means he is better in “clutch” situations; a negative number means he was worse in “clutch” situations

2004 regular season: 0.15
2005 regular season: -1.01
2006 regular season: 0.81
2007 regular season: 0.32
2007 playoffs: -0.19
2008 regular season: -0.7
2008 playoffs: 0.03
2009 regular season: 2.74
2009 playoffs: 0.41
2010 regular season: -0.39
2010 playoffs: -0.14
2011 regular season: 1.32
2011 playoffs: 0.25

The point of this post was not to make the argument that Ryan Howard is or is not a clutch player, but rather that “clutchiness” is a). not a sustainable skill and b). “clutchiness” is in the eye of the beholder.

If you want to have some fun with this, I can pull Derek Jeter’s clutch scores.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I know I can check, but I’d love to see them posted at some point. I bet there’s some tasty cognitive dissonance for Yankees’ fans.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There absolutely is

1995 regular season: -0.03
1996 regular season: -0.83
1997 regular season: 1.02
1998 regular season: 0.13
1999 regular season: 0.87
2000 regular season: -0.64
2001 regular season: -0.58
2002 regular season: -0.29
2002 playoffs: -0.23
2003 regular season: 0.38
2003 playoffs: -0.10
2004 regular season: 0.61
2004 playoffs: -0.05
2005 regular season: -0.08
2006 playoffs: -0.06
2007 regular season: 2.23
2007 playoffs: -0.01
2008 regular season: -0.28
2009 regular season: -0.85
2009 playoffs (!!!): -0.39
2010 regular season: -0.40
2010 playoffs: 0.02
2011 regular season: 0.04
2011 playoffs: -0.10

Unfortunately FanGraphs does not give Post-season clutch scores before 2002.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is going to sustain me for a while. So sweet.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, #43 in the league in OPS sucks?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did I say sucks again? What’s his ranking among 1b?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Around 11th, depending on who you count as a 1B from the guys that play multiple positions (such as Berkman)

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’s not even in the top 66th percentile in terms of OPS among 1b. That’s failing if we’re in college homie.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t 66% a D?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s failing in college. <2.0

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being in the 66th percentile of your peers is not failing.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you get paid in the top 1% it is.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Logan Morrison, Freddie Freeman, Aubrey Huff, Nick Swisher, Carlos Pena, and John Mayberry shouldn’t be MLB players (Mayberry’s barely better than Butler)

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many of those players have a 125 million dollar contract coming into play next year again?

I hold Ryan Howard to a higher standard than all of those players because he gets paid more than all of those players. Is that so wrong? Maybe if RyHo was getting paid 3 mil a year I wouldn’t care about him striking out in big situations over and over again. But he does, so I do. And frankly, I think it’s sad that you don’t hold him to a higher standard. The dude is building a 22million dollar home with fucking waterfalls, but he can’t hit a journeyman lefty. Something’s not right.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hold Ryan Howard to a higher standard than all of those players because he gets paid more than all of those players. Is that so wrong?

Yes, because like 99.9% of humans, he signed the overpayment of a contract that was put in front of him.

Is he worth 125 mil? Absolutely not. I don’t think anyone would say he is, except the idiot who gave it to him.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t care who gave him the contract.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you have a shitty way of assigning blame.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blame Amaro for the contract, not Howard. I don’t see what’s so controversial about that.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do blame RAJ. I blame RAJ for a lot of problems with this roster. However, RAJ doesn’t swing a bat.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we were talking about Billy Butler. If we’re talking about Ryan Howard, he was 7th among 1Bs this year, behind Cabrera, Fielder, Gonzalez, Votto, Konerko, and Pujols.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percentile != grade

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, so he’s not in the top 66th percentile of the top 1% that actually make it to MLB. So he’s only got a 99.3% compared to the average person.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo we can’t hold professionals to a higher standard?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, this game is basically over, unless the bottom of our lineup suddenly remembers how to hit,.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m seeing a lot of 0-for’s down there

by fansince96 on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, it could happen, and I hope it *does". But given the way the Phillies have played today, I expect them to go down 1-2-3 next inning.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they won yesterday after completely sucking until the 7th. In fact, game 1 was similar too. the hit parade didnt start until late.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose. I’d love to be wrong here.

But given that the 5-through-9 guys are a combined, what, 2-for-15 today, i’m not particularly confident.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course they will show this

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone always forgets that the Astros won the series.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

it also destroyed Lidge’s confidence, too

He wasn’t the same in Houston after that dinger

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

so that streak of saves in 08 just happened?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not how he said “Same in Houston”

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or it was luck. Relievers are notoriously erratic, and Lidge in Philly has had one stellar year and multiple years of suck. So, unless winning a World Series destroyed Lidge’s confidence…well…

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

where did I say that?

And no, I don’t think it was coincidence that a reliever whose relatively good sucks for half of a season, finishes out that season, then goes to Philly and goes on that streak

Yes, I think Puols killed his confidence in Houston

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, he’s a good pitcher, gets his confidence shattered by Pujols, sucks for half a season, becomes good again, and then mysteriously starts sucking again? Yeah, I feel narrative trumping logic here.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seem to forget that he got hurt after that streak

Velocity dropped, couldn’t locate fastball. He was hurt, that’s why his stats sucked

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Lidge had a “sucky” year in 2010. I think he only blew five games(compared to like a 40-save season? or 35-saves?)

Lidge: 08 World Champs
Lidge: 09 absolutely blows, but he had a strong playoffs all the way up until that Yankees elimination game.
Lidge: Strong 010 campaign
Lidge: 11 Injured for most of the year, comes back to be a solid set up man

Where’s the absolute suckiness?

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t buy into that

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s ok, I wasn’t trying to recruit you

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, I wasn’t trying to be confrontational, just letting you know

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone start posting huge pictures and gifs

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Got him!

Baseball narrative – Lidge v. Pujols. Lidge gets REDEMPTION!

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmm 125 mil for Howard…

Probably could have given Pujols 175 mil for 7 years after this season is over. Who do you think will have a better 5 year stretch after this season?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Same guy who had a better 7 year stretch before this season.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because that’s just how awesome he is.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well go figure

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

Blanton and Lidge pitch well.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

dominant for an inning.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Well good inning Lidge. Why can’t it be that easy when you have a lead? =D

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Who needs weeble’s? Great inning Lidge

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

so

its carpenter (sp?) vs. halladay friday right? pretty nice matchup

by Off_The_Hook on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hope Charlie doesn’t leave Ibanez in to face Motte.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

FWIW, I’m pretty sure 4 of Lidge’s last 5 outings have been not only successful but efficient.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

make that 3 of his last 4.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Baseball Gods, BaseBa'al, BABIP Fairy, and the Phillies,

Please allow the Phillies to break their closer. Please allow the Phillies to prevail, somehow. Please get us(the Phillies) through to the NLCS tonight.

:)

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

i don’t know why i added the “and Phillies” in the address, but w/e.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be rather awkward if us, and not the Phillies, made the NLCS.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit for everyone due up in the bottom of this inning please.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

obviously meant the top of the inning

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im am ready to sacrifice ANYONE for a win here Baseba’al. Francisco has some extra value right now.

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LeQuan. It’ll probably kill Baseba’al completely.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice, Lidge. now let’s try to get this thing done toNIGHT.

by lpfist on Oct 5, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

PINCH HIT PINCH HIT AND PINCH FUCKING HIT PLZ

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

pinch hit for victorino?

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

forgot Shane was leading off

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

after shane

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no effing reason these three guys can’t score three effing runs.

by lpfist on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

so the game doesn’t end

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

have to get that 3rd eventually. may as well do it now. I mean, if i’m asking for 2 may as well ask for 3., right?

by lpfist on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 closer they have had this season, we make them look untouchable

by matt from ct on Oct 5, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, throw that pitch again

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

See Howard, it is possible to look at a pitch on 3-0.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t swing.

Make this guy prove he can throw some strikes in an elimination game.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

k maybe that wasn’t a great plan.

Blargh, just listen to Charlie.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he had kept the bat on his shoulder he would have walked

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

just take another one

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, hi plate discipline, nice to see were bedfellows again

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

The first strike was down the shute.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

that was ball 4

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

that was ball 4

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s go, Shane, wtf!

by lpfist on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, SHANE

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well there you go, taking a 3-0 yielded the same shit result. Can’t win.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What a fucking idiot

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

How do you go from a 3-0 count to a shitty hit to first?

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Red light, red light, fuck that’s Angel Hernandez behind the catcher

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

By staring at strikes 1 and 2, apparently?

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball, it sucks like that. Lots of skill to hit and pitch but the outcomes are very affected by chance

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a strike….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you craig sager

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

why the fuck is Raul batting right now.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

does it even matter with Raul? He can’t hit any fastball over 93MPH

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt say i agree, you just asked for a reason

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Charlie is in the stands waiving one of those white things.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

/s

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Raul, how many times are you going to go 0-2 when it matters? This has been your whole season

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

Can’t wait til Ibanez is gone.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you might not have to wait longer than friday night

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is shit. This day is shit.

Eagles: 1-3, but things WILL turn around.
Flyers: Soon
Phillies: 5 Time NL East Division Champions!

by bdawk4ever on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody do something that’s not an out!

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, but I CAN’T WAIT FOR IBANEZ TO BE GONE

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it’s Friday, right?

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you’re talking about the hockey game

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord from the comments on her you’d think this team lost 102 games this season.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding…

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you look at most of the overly negative comments, they are from the playoff bandwagoners who don’t comment often. Shocker.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

PINCH FUCKING HIT

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever....

we’re putting it all on the line friday with Halladay. I guess it isn’t a bad thing.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool, we went from swinging at shit to staring right down the middle

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This team played like idiots tonight. Fucking idiots.

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Well shit

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

fasdvdsfv

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck everything about the cards

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Remind me again why the Phillies tried against the Braves that last series?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

cause it was the right thing to do.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. let’s knock it off with that bullshit

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals aren’t better than the D-backs.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares? Seriously. Do you think it’s going to get easier?

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can’t beat the Cardinals, what makes you think you can beat any of the other teams in the playoffs

by TwelveSix on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are making the same argument.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you misread my comment.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet they hit better

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need to bet, friend. Cardinals team wOBA: .332 (4th best in baseball); Diamondbacks team wOBA: .321 (8th best in baseball). For the sake of scale, the Phillies have a team wOBA of .316, good for 13th in the league.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree. The Cardinals have a lot of strengths. Some hitters are on streaks. Their manager is using their bullpen well. We’re playing a good team. Their defense is doing much better than what you’d expect. Collectively our work at the plate today was disappointing. It’s hard to know something that is an intangible, but after the first three hitters the Phillies didn’t seem like they were the ones in charge when they were batting.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the playoffs are a crapshoot.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am with you. I thought the Cards knocked our pitchers around in sept. I know we didn’t have our full team, but they are here now and they still knock our pitchers around. That is the only reason I thought laying down to them to face the D-Backs was right move.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Oct 6, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we’ve got Roy Halladay on the mound. I guess it could be worse

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

just cant drop one in… oh well, tighten up that offense for Friday

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, shit. Welcome to the terrordome.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

We lost to Edwin Jackson

And displayed no patience.

Absorb that.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

he blows harder than hurricane Irene

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t. It just makes no sense.

Whose brilliant idea was this, anyway?

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been like that the whole series unfortunately. This when I don’t like how Manuel coaches. They are left to their own devices up there too often. It can kill ya in the post season.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, now it goes back to CBP. Jimmy better not have any room to complain.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You know how I know you're gay?

you prance when you congratulate your teammates

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Could we turn Ryan Howard, he of 2-16ness into a pinch hitter please?

by LeQuan Glover on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The irrational, angry side of me wants to agree.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could I get ahold of that collective bargaining agreement and change the part about guaranteed contracts?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m up for it.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm just like

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again

Cool strike zone.

Also, Howard is absolutely killing this team. I know he opened things up in game 1, but he’s been a boat anchor around this team for the vast majority of this series. He’s an easy out.

by JamesFromPhilly on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Remind me real quick what’s what?

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The red squares outside the black box

Are balls called strikes.

The green triangles inside the box are strikes called balls.

Wouldn’t be as big a problem if it was consistent. Problem is, lower-left corner was a ball in the top of the inning, and a strike at the bottom of it.

by JamesFromPhilly on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are swinging strikes/ fouls/ balls in play handled?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not recorded

Normalized strike zone only tracks called strikes/balls.

by JamesFromPhilly on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green are balls, red are strikes. It’s based on pitcher, not batter, so the triangles are what Philly threw, and the squares are what St Louis threw.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that 2 balls called K’s for the Phillies and 6 for the Cardinals?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

7 for the Cards

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And 2 strikes called balls for the Phillies (plus 1 borderline), and 1 strike called a ball for the Cardinals.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, are red squares strikes called FOR St. Louis or AGAINST St. Louis

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are for the batter

Red square = St. Louis pitcher threw a strike.

Green square = St. Louis pitcher threw a ball.

Triangles for Philly.

by JamesFromPhilly on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty bad but wonder if the phillies plate approach can effect this. Perhaps more impatient teams gets more strikes called against? Just something I was thinking about during the game.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitchers definitely get the benefit of the doubt on Howard, at the very least.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s unfortunate. Is it me or do they seem particularily impatient suddenly.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this post season.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Though the umpires damn sure haven’t helped them. Anything could get called a strike.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a good receipe. they can be so derpy sometimes, It’s kills ya in the post season if your not getting BABIP luck. I wish I could download Hardball Times work on counts into their heads. Best way to offset BABIP fairey – work the count. In short series you can wait around for BABIP to average out….of course there’s no guarentees but I’d like to see them maximize their chances more effectiively.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they just felt too upset after hearing about Steve Job’s……..

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

not funny

idk what that was

"Who's Been Eatin' Hummus" DJAX

Im not JIBTA.

by howard is better than pujols on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are fucked. Ryan Howard is a killer. I mean why is he getting 125mil next year???

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ummmm because yeah the baserunning genius of Utley and Pence had no effect on this game whatsoever, nosiree.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that shit in the First wasn’t good but guys on base 3 pitch strike out seems to me worse, especially when it happens again and again.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence was safe.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically he was out.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because of a bad call.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

its cool

we got the flyers tomorrow

by Off_The_Hook on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

If I cared about hockey, that would be nice.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i said this when we beat the braves... "are you scared of the cardinals"

you all said no but ‘wary’, and some even said no not at all,why? why wouldnt you rather play a weak d-backs or braves team instead of the red hot cards? i dont give a fuck about not looking right “purposely” losing to the braves.. if phillies lose this, it would be a failure and its all their faults..

I hate new york.

by XxActionJacksonxX on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i was scared of the cardinals

i absolutely didnt want to see them at all this postseason

by The Fish on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either. I said it when they played the series in Philly… That we needed to beat them then to avoid this.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nope

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The DBacks are not a weak team.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

diamondbacks dont scare me at all…

I hate new york.

by XxActionJacksonxX on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

braves too for that point

I hate new york.

by XxActionJacksonxX on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s great and all, and neither should the Cardinals. But the D-backs won more games than the Cardinals, and are probably a better team.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hot teams are the most deadly out there for the phillies… proved that last year… d-backs werent exactly hot… and we outplayed the d-backs when we played them.. except for that 2 run double in the 9th against halladay

I hate new york.

by XxActionJacksonxX on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that is certainly a lot of ellipses.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay proved to be a big threat to the Rangers

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if the Phillies were losing to the D-Backs right now, you’d be saying the exact same shit about “why didn’t the Phillies just try against the Braves.”

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because anything can happen. We beat Garcia but lost to Jackson, for one thing.

And who’s to say throwing the series to end up with the Diamondbacks wouldn’t come back and bite us anyway? Playoffs are a crapshoot, and we’ve been really unlucky on balls put in play and with shitty umpiring.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that. It is just tough- in some ways I would have rather had either of the other options than the Cardinals. They gave us fits in the regular season, and are continuing to give us fits.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So do the D-Backs, generally.

I’m with you; it’s tough to take, but it’s what we have. No point in complaining; all we can do is just hope and pray Doc has his shit together on Friday.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

trololololololololo

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

because our choices were the Cardinals or the Savannah Sand Gnats.

It’s the postseason, anything can happen, no matter who you play.

by uspsuperman on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they don’t, and Milwaukee wins, you’re still looking at Hamels as your starter on Sunday (then again, that’s if the Phils win)

Hamels isn’t desired, but still damn good

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Wouldn’t Lee start Game 1 of the NLCS?

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

operating under the assumption that Lee was pitching today. I was just making the point that Halladay pitching Friday really has no negative effect on the series

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

right. and it puts Halladay in for Game 3 of the next, and potentially Game 7, which is not bad.

by flyersfaninchicago on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this team is built to go 7 games pitching wise. The hitting, as always, seems to be the issue

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless Lee appears on Friday, he’d start the NLCS.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

just commented above

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d gladly take Hamels in Game 1.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He started game one of the WS before. I think we all know how well that went

by JpH89 on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the game one he started the year before that? And didn’t Lee get shelled by the Giants in the WS?

Cole gets about as much respect in this town as Ryan Howard does. Won’t be truly appreciated until he’s gone.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, y'all, remember what happened the last time Doc pitched an elimination game?

We won.

Let’s go.

Also: Chase Utley, take your head out of your ass.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

they should all take their heads out of their collective asses

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why the playoffs suck.

The bitch of small sample sizes. Not enough time for things to average out. We’re a better team than the Cardinals, just not right now. Balls aren’t falling in or finding holes, and as a result we’re trying too damn hard to put it over the fence. And it’s nearly impossible to take a walk if you don’t know what the strike zone. And you take risks that are very ill-advised hoping something comes of it. Pressure’s on, and we’re powerless to respond.

Game 5 on Friday. Roy Halladay starts. This is where the fun begins.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

this is why I love the playoffs. Every mistake is under a magnifying glass. It’s basically a war of who fucks up first, and to what extent

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but when you fuck up by proxy (i.e. Jerry Meals), it’s damn frustrating.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you mean “e.g.” Angel Hernandez wasn’t any great shakes, either…

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t watch today, so I couldn’t judge…

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

((Big ups on the i.e./e.g. correction.))

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phillies have Roy Halladay on the mound for Game 5. There are worse positions to be in.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

at home. They’ll really have no excuse if they lose it, and you gotta tip the caps.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately that’s too much logic for some people.

by mm881102 on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So anyone think they’ll be able to hit Carpenter on Friday?

I’ll be at the game and for the first time in the past 4 years, I’ll be going in with absolutely no faith that they’re gonna pull it out, and I hate that.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Chutley, you’re better than that.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. I hate feeling this way. Like I said, it’s a first for me.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four words

Roy. Mother. Fucking. Halladay.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mother. Fucking. Truth.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you not? Dude’s a legend.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Cardinals have a better shot of hitting Halladay? The best pitcher over the last 10 years?

by phillies0100 on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way they have been hitting and the way the Phillies have been hitting?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is my only concern. Can the Phillies hit consistently enough for the rest of playoffs (in the event they win Friday, of course).

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

These guys don’t want their season to end. They will hit.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, don’t worry. I was the one in here bitching about the lousy fans at game 2. I will not go quietly.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good man. And I do understand how you’re feeling. I’m damn frustrated myself right now, but I’m taking it for what it is.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter has a .299 BABIP on 4 days’ rest for his career.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget, the Cardinals are facing Halladay.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sinker sinker sinker, fuckin’ sinker.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it weren’t for ben francisco our season would be over and that worries the fuck out of me

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

If it wasn’t for BABIP shenanigans, the Phillies would’ve won game 2. Don’t just take out one part of the series.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

their BABIP shenanigans is MANY parts luck, ben francisco’s HR is one piece of luck

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re equating 1 hit from benny fresh with like 12 from game 2

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying the Cardinals have been far more reliant on luck, because they needed 12 lucky events to win a game, where the Phillies only needed one lucky event.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s exactly what I said right up there in the first post. ben francisco is the only reason we didn’t lose the series tonight

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And some luck on balls in play is the reason they didn’t lose the series in 3 games.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

good for him, and if the cardinals didn’t have BABIP in Game two the series would have been over, and if they didn’t have some timely two out hitting tonight the series would have been over, and also if a frog hand wings…….

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, you said exactly the opposite of what you wanted to say.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by alcatraz0109 on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do feel that scoring in the 1st inning means loss. So Phillies don’t score in the 1st thankyou.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously people Chill Out. The Phillies lost a game due to some crazy baserunning errors and some timely two out hitting. In case you haven’t noticed the team is still pretty good. And oh yeah Halladay’s pitching

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT QUICK, BENCH HOWARD AND BLOW UP THE TEAM!

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling bloggers!

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLOW UP HOWARD AND BENCH THE TEAM!

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t get lucky if you strike out 3/4 of your AB’s.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phillies struck out all of one more time than the Cardinals did tonight.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh no need for logic here. It’s Philliegeddon.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more

If the Phils are a championship team, they win tomorrow. I get all the comments pointing out how the Cardinals are finding more holes than the Phils, but Oswalt gave up runs on hard-hit balls. The difference in this series is Lee and Oswalt had bad starts. Also, does anyone notice Howard seems farther away from the plate?

by phillynyc on Oct 5, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I wondered about that at one point. I thought I was just imagining that.

by Airedale260 on Oct 5, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Jerry Meals going to be behind the plate on Friday? Was he the game one ump, or do they not start the rotation over?

by J. Wil on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He was behind the plate in Game 2.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sick of the “human element.” Molina shouldn’t be able to influence a game by BSing the umpires with his pitch framing—and he CERTAINLY shouldn’t be getting praised for it. It’s just as bad as guys who dive in soccer.

Use the technology for balls and strikes. It is literally the easiest call in sports for technology to pick up on/correct. It is pathetically absurd that umpires affect the outcome of games when they don’t have to. It’s even more pathetic that “framing a pitch” is considered a legitimate catcher skill.

I’m not saying Molina is the only one doing it, by the way. I wish he were, but it permeates the entire league.

Oh well, I’ll see you in game 5. I’d rather be the team with Halladay and home field advantage. I still wouldn’t wanna be the other guy.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it’d be going a little far to use technology for balls and strikes. I’m pretty for it in most other cases, but what do you advocate? A robot calling balls and strikes?

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s going too far; I don’t buy that narrative at all. If anything, it’s the one aspect of the game that would be the easiest to regulate without disrupting the “flow of the game” and the greatest opportunity to cut out a huge bulk of bad calls.

Despite the robot hyperbole, it’s not that difficult to put a little buzzer in the ump’s pockets. Vibration in your left cheek, ball. Right cheek, strike.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if the ump looks surprisingly happy, it’s a balk.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks- you made me laugh. I needed that.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I didn’t mean a literal robot, but I do believe that completely eliminating perception out of the game is wrong.

by FearTheTurtIe on Oct 5, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s where I disagree with the masses.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree whats the point in having people make wrong calls all game when you have the technology to get it right all of the time. it would be consistent in evry single game all year long

by bige120291 on Oct 5, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad ABs, Bad pitch selection, just not good

The lack of patience was pretty clear and once Edwin Jackson realized they were going up there hacking, he adjusted and the Phillies didn’t…you’d almost think they weren’t a veteran team by their ABs tonight. Chooch/Roy or whoever decided on that 0-2 slider to Holliday in the 6th…WTF! Holliday has a bad hand and is clearly having trouble getting around on a fastball, in fact, he can’t hit it right now. If you are going to throw a slider there you have to bury it. Fastball in there and Oswalt gets the out and Freese never comes to the plate. This game was Rollins & Utley and a gaping hole from 3-9 and you aren’t going to win many games like that. How many sliders away does Edwin Jackson have to throw to Pence & Chooch before they stop trying to pull everything. Oswalt had better ABs than Howard and Ibanez. I’ll be extremely disappointed if they lose this series, because except for a few guys, they have played really dumb baseball.

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the gaping hole began with Utley. You saw his baserunning right?

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What exactly happened? I missed it.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

he tried to go from first to third, on an infield single.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

…Yikes.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

About the only thing that makes me less angry about it (and I fully understand the fallacy of the predetermined outcome), is that if Utley stopped at second, Pence is probably out at first. Howard then K’s for the second out. Victorino grounds out and Utley would have been left on third.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah, on the ball 4 pitch down and away that Pence tried to pull…yeah, I saw it

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I wasn’t thrilled with them yesterday and people wondered why. Is this Gross’s philosphy with all this hacking? It’s fine to do in the first inning but you wanna mix shit up. They can’t keep batting like this in a short series – it’s death unless you have BABIP on your side.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Gross’s strategy any difference than Thompson’s?

Pretty sure they just do whatever Charlie wants.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

well on you and I are on the same page about Chuckles. I just didn’t wanna start a ruckus. Dude just undermanages sometimes. Works over 162, in fact I think it’s a good way to manage (bullpen shit aside) but sometimes like in the post season you have tell them what the fuck to do cuz they don’t do it.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Carpenter is down in the zone on Friday, they will lose unless they change their approach. The LHBs should be looking to pepper LF and go the other way, which they occasionally will do with a sinkerball pitcher…rarely is more likely. They usually are up there trying to pull everything and if the pitches are up in the zone like they were in the 1st inning against Carpenter last time then it works…otherwise it’s one GO after another 4-3 & 3U all night long.

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m watching the Eagles. No in game adjustments.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was just going to say that.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE

Where the fuck is our offense? They think it was a one game series? Ryan Howard? Hello? What the fuck guys, what the fuckin fuck.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Head for the hills before you get attacked by the BABIP/luck police.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness made us smile…

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, in 22 years as a Phillies fan this is my first “win or go home” game that involves the Phillies. I know the playoffs are a crapshoot and that Halladay is pitching, but I’m not going to be able to relax at all on Friday.

by mm881102 on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m hoping he means in person.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

either that, or game 5/game 7 winner-take-all, and ’twas but a babe in 1980.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ignore my lousy math. The years are getting away from grampus over here.

But damn, that 1980 series was way, way worse than this cardiovascularly.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a “win or go home” game last year. We went home.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think everybody is confused here. Did he/she mean Postseason “Winner takes all; Loser goes home”? Or just a straight up Phillies elimination game (in which case it is obviously 2010 Game 6).

The last time the Phillies played in a series-deciding Winner Take All, Loser Goes home game was the 1981 LDS against Montreal. The Phillies went home.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence isn’t a bad interview.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m just glad I don’t have to listen to the friggin’ mouthbreathers that are going to call WIP and rail against the Phils because of a 2-2 tie in a 5 game series.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Oct 5, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL. So this.

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

For this team, anything short of a World Series is a complete failure. There are zero excuses for anything less than a championship. Doesn’t matter what happened all year, they were expected to do that with this roster. With this much talent, this much payroll, this much playoff experience, this whole season means absolutely nothing if we don’t win the World Series. Don’t give me any bullshit about “Thanks for a great season!” or “Real fans stick by their team no matter what!” because I am an extremely passionate fan and I have never seen a team have this good of a chance to win a championship and then look so bad in a playoff series.

Cliff had a bad game, Oswalt had a bad game, but they weren’t bad enough that our offense shouldn’t have won one of those games. We won game 3 because of a fluke homerun by Francisco and we only had a chance to score late in the game because of an even bigger fluke bounce on Utley’s hit that hit the bag. We should be crushing this team like we’ve crushed teams all year and we just aren’t doing it and it doesn’t look like they want it that badly right now.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Bro

Look at the list of teams that won 100 games. Now look at how many won the World Series. Nothing is guaranteed.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no shit

Those teams blew it. When you’re the best team all year and then don’t show up in the playoffs, that’s called blowing it, and those teams shouldn’t deserve much credit for winning when it doesn’t matter.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

winning when it doesn’t matter

Tell that to the Sox and Braves.

'Things are more like today than they have ever been before." Gerald R. Ford

by nyunole on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty obvious that playoff games matter more than regular season games when you’ve been a playoff team since March. Everyone knew we’d make the playoffs all year. Doesn’t matter how many regular season RBIs Howard has if he does nothing in the playoffs, same as it doesn’t matter how any of our players did all year if they don’t show up in the playoffs.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

I’m not sure we could beat Houston or Washington in a 5-game playoff. That doesn’t mean they are better than us. The playoffs are a crapshoot. You just downed all 100-win teams. They won the 160-game series, but lost in random postseason appearances. It happens.

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it happens often.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the number is 215-592-0610

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WFAN has a 215 number?

Wait….this comment isn’t about the Yankees? Hmmm.

'Things are more like today than they have ever been before." Gerald R. Ford

by nyunole on Oct 5, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I completely agree. It seems to be a theme not to blame anyone for anything around here. Glad to see someone who holds people accountable for not coming through when it matters.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

I’m not saying oh our team sucks fire everyone blah blah blah, I’m saying show some god damn fire and competitiveness and play like everyone knows you can play, don’t wait for someone else to make a play, do it yourself and be a leader. There is too much talent and experience on this team for them to play this badly in the clutch.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a lot of fire and competitiveness tonight that resulted in bad baserunnning, bad at bats and errors in the field. Sometimes that fire makes you play stupid.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t ever imagine a time that fire makes you good in baseball. Or any game that matter (except for NBA Jam).

Giving St. Louis the bird since 1982

by Veni Vidi Vici on Oct 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utley played with fire tonight. Didn’t work out so well.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real.

I wish our players cared more. If they could show some fire we wouldn’t have lost a game yet.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I care about winning the lottery. A lot. Why haven’t I won yet?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really have a problem with this don’t you?

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teams lose, even the best ones, a lot. It’s not because they don’t care or don’t have “fire.” It’s because of stupid decisions, bad managing, lucky hits, questionable calls. Not because they aren’t trying. I just hate that injected narrative.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. It’s because they can’t perform when it matters. It’s not luck when Roy Halladay throws a pitch over the middle of the plate to Cody Ross. Cody Ross has always had pop, and almost anyone in the majors can hit a meatball.

Not saying Roy Halladay isn’t overall a great player or great in the post season, because he’s been pretty damn good. But for that one pitch he wasn’t better than Cody fucking Ross.

And for a majority of pitches Ryan Howard isn’t better than a left handed relief pitcher making 643k.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever. My point was you can’t say they don’t care.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s obvious they care. They don’t want to go home, everyone knows that. They’re trying their best, but sometimes players can’t get it done in certain situations.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting that Roy Halladay can’t perform when it matters?

'Things are more like today than they have ever been before." Gerald R. Ford

by nyunole on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t see much frustration on players’ faces when they go 0-4 over and over, and worse, I don’t see them turning it around. There were some awful decisions made tonight, which is frustrating. But right now at least half the team doesn’t look like they want it more than the Cardinals and that is straight up depressing. And, if Ryan Howard doesn’t finally do something in game 5 then I can not support him being on this team anymore.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG. Now you can read people’s faces. You should work for the CIA sniffing out terrorists.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am glad to see Dr. Cal Lightman is a member of The Good Phight

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone is a genius and nobody blames anyone for anything except bad luck. Ok. That’s all i need to know.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

then I can not support him being on this team anymore.

I’m sure there’s some sort of PO Box where you can send your complaint for ultra prompt responses from the Phillies.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not everyone wears their emotions on their sleeves.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 6, 2011 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

You clearly don’t care enough. You need to really show your disappointment each time you don’t win. For instance, you could tear up your ticket into little pieces, or maybe set it on fire. Do that enough AND then you’ll win.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

AH, you were being snarky. Good. Carry on.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I realize it was dry. I try to avoid the /s tag as much as possible. Sometimes the snark doesn’t translate over the interwebz though.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I actually thought you were being sarcastic at first, but wasn’t sure enough to comment.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just need to be more active here I guess, haha.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, to be honest I kind of assume the worst for anyone with a SN that starts with Eagles.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame you. The comments section of BGN articles are cringe-worthy.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to take what he said completely out of context.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I did at all. I’m not sure what he wants from the players except to show more “fire”, as if they somehow don’t care and that’s what made them lose the 2 games in this series.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can’t see that the Cardinals won because they wanted it more than what is your explanation for how we lose to them twice now with our dismal offense. Luck? Are you gonna tell me the Phillies aren’t a much better team than the Cardinals? They won because they battled and the Phillies didn’t.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

102 wins vs. 90 wins isn’t significant. They were playing playoff baseball the last 3 weeks of their season. There’s some merit to that.

“Wanting it more” is lazy narrative, man.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you blame every loss on bad luck? We’re the best team in baseball and yes, sometimes we lose because we get out-played because the other team wants it more. Have you ever even played a sport?

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

headdesk

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Not wanting it” doesn’t translate well to a sport like baseball.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t play that “have you ever played” card with me. Sometimes you lose because the other team manages better, makes better decisions, is smarter at the dish and YES has better luck. It’s not because the other team “wants it more”.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have. Combat sports. Wanting more can work there. And there’s no luck in those sports. But it just doesn’t work in baseball because the outcomes are luck dependent, but not the skill to hit and pitch baseball. Your not seperating the outcomes from the activity.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*the activity that produces the outcomes.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But even in fighting I could"want" myself to be faster but I did need to want it more to push thru pain or exhaustion.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

*I couldn’t “want” myself to be faster

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on topic, but the more you reveal about your life, the more I’m basically convinced that you’re post-punk Wolverine.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is luck in every sport, maybe there is more in baseball, but if the Phils lose (please god no), and I hear people saying that 3 out of 5 games we simply had worse luck, then I’m gonna lose my shit.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t agree with your premise. Just because they “want it more” doesn’t somehow improve their ability to play baseball. And I don’t think you have any way of telling how much the Phillie players “want it”.

Over the past few years, arguably the best stretch of Phillies baseball in their history, have you seen them lose 3 games out of 5 to bad opponents? Sure you have. Lot’s of times (although not as much this year because they were insanely good.) But the point is, they’re playing a good team in the Cardinals and just because it’s the playoffs doesn’t change the fact that sometimes shit happens in baseball.

To attribute these losses because the players don’t care is ridiculous.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point

is that there are too many people on this blog blaming playoff losses on luck and not holding players accountable for their straight up bad play. Vic losing a ball in the sun and slipping is bad luck. Ryan Howard being completely invisible in his last 12 or 13 at bats is him not performing well. I’m not saying that we’re losing solely because the Cardinals want it more, I’m saying that that is a factor. Their guys are stepping up and getting clutch hits and ours are making poor decisions and having bad at-bats. If you’re gonna play the “luck” card, then you should be able to see that all our offense since game 1 (by all I mean the lack thereof) has been based on luck. We’re not short on luck, we’re short on performance. Francisco’s homer, Jay losing Rollins’ double in the sun today, Utley’s grounder hits first base and takes a hop, etc. Pence and Rollins have stepped up and nobody else has, or if they have, like Utley, they made an awful decision and squandered it. Or, like Howard, they just completely played awful.

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by DannyMcG on Oct 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

just stop

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO one is blaming everything on luck. It’s a lot of things. However, it’s not “who wants it more,” which is just such an oversimplification of things.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

People need a scapegoat. They need a reason to be mad. And if they don’t like the true reason, they will invent one.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve Bartman!

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am partly convinced Alex Gonzalez is now Steve Bartman’s least favorite baseball player.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’d care much for Alou and his infantile antics, either.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a bit dishonest and furthermore your oversimplfing the argument . Several of us have called out the team out. They are not playing in way to maximize their chances. However even if they were taking better ABs there’s no guarentee that they wouldn’t be victimized by bad luck. And that’s what your not getting. It takes alot of skill to hit and pitch a baseball but outcomes are very chance effected. They play 162 game for that reason so it averages out. They are not putting themselves in a better postion to take advantage of there chances at the plate this can hurt in a short series. That doesn’t mean that they aren’t trying.

by j reed on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

“For this team, anything short of a World Series is a complete failure.”

This is where I stopped reading. You’re totally wrong.

by Sisko on Oct 5, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do we do with Howard?

Is he possible to trade this offseason? Getting rid of Ibanez this offseason will help a lot, but Howard.. I don’t know… I can’t trust him.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No. No one will ever take on that contract unless the Phillies pay most of it.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think perhaps when his contract was supposed to be up we could trade him. I wouldn’t even mind taking a good deal of his contract. I think new blood helps a team many times, and Howard’s routine is getting old.

Also, our payroll is going to go off the charts. We can’t be the team we want to be (Pick up talent at whatever prices) anymore. Perhaps in two years, we trade Howard and pay the first two years of his contract, so it comes off the books earlier.

I don’t know. It won’t happen. But I’m not happy.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

straight up for Adam Dunn

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah… Howard had two really clutch hits, but nothing else. There is no way we would be able to trade him.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a huge liability in the playoffs. You can throw any LHP out there and expect to get him out. Hunter Pence was walked intentionally so the Cardinals could pitch to our cleanup hitter. That’s all you need to know.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always find Dr. Steve funny because he says things I would say in jest but for realz.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll bite. What have I said that is funny, exactly? Howard has good regular season numbers? Okay. I guess he doesn’t strike out a lot and more often than not have poor at bats, with either strikes looking or swinging at anything.

Why the laughs at my expense here?

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard does not merely have a bad contract, he has the worst contract in baseball. You could wait a thousand years and you would not encounter a GM stupid enough to take him from us.

by Spoilt Victorian Child on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ed Wade would m i rite

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

See now you are actually joking! yay.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with saying “I want to trade Howard”? It’s not some kind of stupid statement. It’s not something to taunt me for wanting to do.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you didn’t say “I want to trade Howard.” You said this:

Is he possible to trade this offseason?

Which is really funny.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one said it’s not possible. It’s not going to be a good trade, but I am sure it is possible.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Oct 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think it’s possible.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it possible to trade Cookies for Pujols?

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

if CC sabathia holds the pujols contract. THEN YES

by nastyem on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not. The teams with shitty 1Bs don’t have the payroll to afford a contract like Howard’s.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can still trade Taco-pal… has he been working out so he can pass that physical?

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse than Vernon Wells or Alfonso Soriano?

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’d rather pay $18 million for 0.3 WAR than $25 million for 1.6 WAR. Genius.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I’m pretty sure Vernon Well’s contract is up sooner than Ryan Howard’s

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally think A-Rod’s contract is the worst in the Majors.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wells is in the middle of a seven-year contract. Howard’s extension is six years.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vernon Wells also didn’t get an extension 2 years before his current contract was up like Howard.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Oct 6, 2011 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Worse than Zito or Zambrano?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, as there is a lot less money tied up in those contracts. Zambrano isn’t even really comparable at all.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that I would go that far, but definitely a very bad contract.

Anybody want to bet that either Pujols or Fielder gets a contract that moves it down on the list?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not likely

His six year 125 million dollar extension starts next year and he has a limited no-trade clause. If it was not for the Vernon Wells deal, I would say no. Also, trading him would probably involve either eating a huge piece of the contract or taking on an equally toxic deal.

Also, the problems with this team do not start and end with Howard. Pence and Utley made baserunning errors, Victorino made a fielding error that may have given the Cardinals a run, and 4 and below in the order contributed 3 hits tonight, with one of them coming from Ross Gload. At the end of the day, if the Phillies do not win this Series, there is plenty of blame to go around.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can anyone explain what the start time options are for Friday?

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

dawn or dusk as long as it involves shadows

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 AM.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on whether the squirrel checks his luggage, or sticks to a carry on.

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by nyunole on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping for a comeback to keep the whole rally squirrel possibility alive…oh well

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scaredy squirrel hiding under fence = rally.

Killer squirrel = trouble.

'Things are more like today than they have ever been before." Gerald R. Ford

by nyunole on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is all very helpful. Keep ’em coming.

by Wet Luzinski on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would guess 6pm if there is a game 5 in Milwaukee, otherwise 8-8:30

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what espn.com says. 5:07 start for a possible Game 5 in Milwaukee, Phils start at 8:37

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by Eaglesadvocate on Oct 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably the game will start whenever someone finally holds someone accountable for their performance. Until then, we’re grounded from baseball.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRAID EVERYBODY

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The noticeable number of nattering nabobs of negativity is nearly nonsensical nowadays.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I am looks like there is some sort of pattern in your post.

I can’t quite put my finger on it…

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG, that was some asshole on FB suggesting to blow up the team. 102 wins and they want to low up the team. It’s frustrating, for sure, but shit—can’t people see the variables going on in this series?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate all the naysayers… when we win Friday y’all don’t get to join the champaign party.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Oct 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just remember the goggles. That stuff stings.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a reason everyone is being negative, have you watched this team the past 3 games?? They have looked terrible. And its not even been an hour since they got beat dominated by Edwin Jackson and the “great” bullpen of the cardinals. PEople have a right to be frustrated and pissed off. Im furious, and am honestly not feeling to confident about Friday. Halladay has to throw a shutout (only 1 all year) or we lose with this offense currently.

by JKennedy on Oct 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ask not what the Phillies can do for you

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the phillies can win for us….

by JKennedy on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will hit Carpenter.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

idk why so confident, they haven’t hit anyone since the 2nd inning of game 2. he has a great career record against us, we just have to pray Halladay was right and starting on 3 days hurts more the next start. We also need to pray Howard learns how to hit the damn ball

by JKennedy on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to speak for doubleh, but let me guess: Because it’s more fun to be confident than depressed? Because sports are fun? It’s not terribly complicated.

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also because this team always seems to do what you don’t think it can do. Black is white this posteason. I think they hit him.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something Halladay said before Carpenter’s start is sticking with me. He said that the start on short rest was not when you felt it, but the one after. Anybody know of an easy way to look up performance stats (not just post season but overall) for a regular rest start following short rest?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You do realize their current bullpen is better than the early-season bullpen? Salas had a 2.28 ERA, Motte a 2.25, Dotel a 3.28, Boggs a 3.56, Scrabble a 3.97, and Rhodes a 4.15.

For comparison, Madson was a 2.37, Bastardo a 2.64, Lidge a 1.40 (somehow), Worley a 3.01, and Stutes a 3.63. The bullpen’s not a significant advantage for the Phillies.

Bob.

by The Dark on Oct 5, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

From ESPN

“Ryan Howard went 0-for-4 with 3 strikeouts on Wednesday. It gives him the highest strikeout rate in MLB postseason history, among those with a minimum of 100 postseason PA.”

by ajay on Oct 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

he has been terrible all series besides game 1, in game 2 he got a lucky hit that got 2 rbis and since then he’s 0-fer.

by JKennedy on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can’t call a hit lucky when he stays back on a ball and puts it up the middle unless you call all of his other ground outs unlucky

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will call his ground balls that go into the shift that would normally be hits are unlucky. But he was lucky to get a hit there. If it doesn’t hit off carpenter its a easy double play. You can defend him all you want but that is a fact.

by JKennedy on Oct 5, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not defending him…he’s been dog shit. However, any ground ball hit into play at that speed is lucky to find a hole regardless if it hits off someones foot or not.

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no real surprise there

"Francisco...that's fun to say! Francisco...Francisco" - Buddy

by DirtyWaters on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm maybe that’s because teams more often than not bring in a lefty to face him whenever it matters, unlike the regular season where a lefty might not be available for the 6th or 7th innings.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know- most of his at bats would happen with the starter in, so while that could raise the rate I doubt that it is the only issue.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Given that he’s probably close to the highest strikeout rate in the regular season, that’s not surprising.

by philsandthrills on Oct 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Ryan sums up my basic feeling about all this teeth gnashing: WGAS!

by Trev223 on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 5 advice: don’t score in the first inning. Also, allow the Cards to score in the first inning.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Oct 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t matter if the Cards score. The Phillies can not put first inning runs on the board (see Game 3).

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Oct 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Need postgame thread. This one is slower than whale shit.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Oct 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a bad thing?

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s up.

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by Justin F. on Oct 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matchup:

Halladay – Carpenter
ERA 2.35 – 3.45
FIP 2.20 - 3.06
xFIP 2.71 – 3.31
SIERA 2.64 – 3.35
WAR 8.2 – 5.0
WPA 3.82 – 1.06
WPA/LI 3.21 – 0.90
WINZ 19 – 11
LOSSEZ 6 – 9
RINGZ 0-1 (the only category where Carpenter has an advantage)
PHI record when Halladay starts: 25-8
STL record when Carpenter starts: 17-18 (wtf?)
Phillies have home field.
Offensive stats are basically a wash.

I hate the fact that we have to face a game 5, but I’d much rather be us than be the other guys.

Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

by dees ees en drama on Oct 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

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