Some Phillies Links For You, November 14, 2011: Papelbon Arrives, Reyes to Miami?, GM Meetings
EXCLUSIVE: Jonathan Papelbon arrives in Philly | 6abc.com
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Phillies view Michael Cuddyer as "middle priority"
Happy to hear this.
Question the length, not the money
That's what sh... nevermind, hacky. Warning: annoying autoplay ads ahoy.
Jose Reyes: Jose Reyes and Marlins have not reached deal
Rumors were circulating last night that Jose Reyes to the Marlins was all but a done deal, but were then denied by everyone involved. There still seems to be momentum in that direction, but of course there was momentum in Ryan Madson returning to Philadelphia as well. Still, it'll be fun to loathe Reyes on a different NL East team for the next few years.
Will Phils find answers at GM meetings? | Philadelphia Daily News
If the question is "Are other GMs fuming at Amaro for settling an inflated market once again?" then I'd imagine the answer is "yes."
Dan Gross: Howard eyes big pieces of art | Philadelphia Daily News
Ryan Howard really should be rehabbing his leg, and not working on culturally enriching himself.
Crashburn Alley - Ruben Amaro and Multi-Year Contracts
Crashy looks at the history of Ruben Amaro's many long-term deals.
A Thank You to Pat Burrell - McCovey Chronicles
Another brilliant entry from Grant at McCovey Chronicles. I challenge all of you to find similarly dope images, gifs, and videos of Pat Burrell from his Phillies tenure, and post in the comments.
Saved for the Save: Papelbon and reliever usage - Over the Monster
Over the Monster, SB Nation's Red Sox blog, has an interesting analysis of the usage of Jonathan Papelbon (and relief pitchers in general).
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Looks like it isn’t just our fan base that’s crazy. Is there anyway we can trade for AA?
Maybe out of place
But I’m thinking about Cole Hamels today. Where is the money for his extension coming from exactly? Is there anyone else a little worried that the Amaro plan here is that we might trade him this offseason for a boatload of prospects? Please tell me I’m needlessly worrying.
I’d be a lot more concerned about Ruben trading prospects for veterans than to trade veterans for prospects, although I don’t think there’s much chance he’ll do either this offseason (the trade deadline, of course, is a different story).
I don’t think Lee-to-Seattle was a good trade as such, but in the big picture I actually find it to be a comforting precedent today, not a disturbing one. It showed that at least at one time, Ruben was capable of recognizing that there needed to be a balance between present priorities and future priorities. The execution undoubtedly left something to be desired, but the concept was defensible. The problem is that a lot of time has passed since 2009 and in the meantime Ruben seems to have stopped thinking about tomorrow.
I kind of see it more like this:
Son: Dad! Check out this new X Box! I want it for Christmas!
Dad: You just got a Wii for your birthday.
Son: cause the Xbox was too expensive. It’s on sale now!
Dad: But you already have the Wii.
Son: But I want the Xbox. Its better.
Dad: What about the Wii?
Son: I’ll play with them both.
Dad: You don’t need them both.
Son: I want them both.
Dad: Too bad.
Son: But we’re rich!
Dad: Doesn’t mean we need to spend all our money.
Son: But I want the XBox! Please? You know its better!
Dad: If you sell your Wii, You can get the Xbox. But I want the money to pay for the Xbox.
Son: I hate you!
Dad: I’ll get over it.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I haven’t heard anyone really talk about this yet but if the Miami Marlins of Florida sign Reyes then what do they do with the seemingly always miserable Hanley Ramirez?
And secondly, I would think that other GM’s probably hate Amaro for inflating the market year after year.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Interesting. So their offense should be pretty scary, defense, not so much.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
This is funny, so I hate to be a joke killer. Reyes should actually be better at SS than Hanley, who may be better suited to play third anyway. And, given the dreck the Marlins have been throwing out there at Third the last several years, they can’t get any worse.
Brown for Dominguez!
Baseball: the only sport whose commissioner wants you to think it is still 1960.
by phillies fan in bowie on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
He’s an interesting case for sure, as defensively the kid is just stellar. Unfortunately, he’s never put up higher than a .330 OBP and slg around .400 abouve a+ ball. Not the offensive production you want to see out of your typical 3B type.
4 years rocketing through the system, though, and he’s just 21. I’d give him another year at AAA and see what happens before dealing him if they move Hanley to 3B.
He’ll be a valueable chip either way.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
The Marlins don’t play guys at AAA. Their MO as an Org is to rocket guys through the system and bring them up ill prepared. They’re solidly a challenge the player system to a really preposterous level. Sometimes it works pretty well (Stanton), sometimes it blows up (Maybin, who, in fairness, had already been called up too fast by the Tigers).
Forgot to finish my thought
I think they’d be more likely to trade Dominguez figuring he’s a bust since he couldn’t handle the challenge.
We’ll take him.
Just buy low for once.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yay, tautologies!
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, thats actually a pretty good trade.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Though what need does Florida Miami have for Mayberry? LoMo to first? Latest rumor is Hanley might be moved to CF if Reyes gets signed.
Hanley in center field? Yikes. That’s one scary (not in a good way) outfield in terms of defense.
I will always over-value prospects and over-hype rookies. I can't help it.
"Follow me, as I ogle at some gigglesome prospect statistics." -bobbykelly, Silver Seven SB Nation Senators blog
by LeepinLizardz on Nov 15, 2011 8:03 AM EST up reply actions
Actually latest rumor is Hanley ain’t happy bout Movin anywhere.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Of course.
I will always over-value prospects and over-hype rookies. I can't help it.
"Follow me, as I ogle at some gigglesome prospect statistics." -bobbykelly, Silver Seven SB Nation Senators blog
by LeepinLizardz on Nov 15, 2011 8:13 AM EST up reply actions
Pardon me while I annoyingly plagiarize a comment I left on Romero’s fanshot the other day. This may have been addressed in the last thread, but I can’t bring myself to wade through the hundreds of new comments that were left over the weekend.
The article Romero linked to says that although Madson and Papelbon were both way overpriced, if you had to choose between them, $50 for Papelbon is a better deal than $44 for Madson, since a $6 million differential is pretty insignificant over 4 years, and Papelbon is clearly a better pitcher than Madson.
The first problem I see with this is that it ignores the vesting option. But moving right along – the second problem is that the evidence that Papelbon really is a better pitcher than Madson is pretty thin.
Here are their recent cumulative xFIPs. The multiyear ones are weighted averages.
2011 only: Madson 2.94, Papelbon 2.16
2010-2011: Madson 2.85, Papelbon 2.87
2009-2011: Madson 2.99, Papelbon 3.23
2008-2011: Madson 3.16, Papelbon 3.00
There’s no doubt that Papelbon had a better 2011 than Madson did, but Hunter Pence also had a better 2011 than Carlos Gonzalez. There’s a reason why we make it a point not to place too much weight on single-season samples. More recent stats are more predictive than less recent stats, but bigger sample sizes are more predictive than smaller sample sizes, so you have to strike a balance between those two things. With relievers, you especially need to watch the sample sizes – Papelbon and Madson both only threw 60-some innings in 2011.
Of course, Papelbon deserves some extra credit for his league and his division, but how much? Closers never face pitchers, and while the average DH is better than the average PH, the difference between them is way smaller than the difference between an average PH and an average P. And yes the AL East is tough, but not nearly as tough for Papelbon as for other pitchers, because Papelbon never had to pitch against the Red Sox lineup.
What I would like to see is:
1. Pecotas over the next four years (I’m not a BP subscriber)
2. Team wOBAs for each team’s division rivals, adjusted to account for PHs for Ps
Good questions/points.
Possible PECOTAS aside, my gut tells me Madson is the better bet going forward, not least because I prefer his profile at CBP over Papelbon’s. (We rightly point out how CBP is effectively neutral, but we should also note that, while Fenway is very much a hitter’s park, it nevertheless suppresses homeruns. I’d rather have the groundball pitcher than the flyball pitcher, everything else being more or less equal.)
Also, frankly, the signing bothers me from a sentimental angle. In my view, if you have two guys who are arguably similar, and the contracts are similar, you stick with your own. I mean, if there was a big difference between these guys, then I could see switching out, but there isn’t.
Something tells me that the Papelbon deal was approved by ownership over the Madson deal because of Papelbon’s huge number of saves (longer “track record”). Not a good sign.
You know, I started to look all that up, cause I agree and want to say Madson is better, and rationalize it, right?
But in reality, I don’t want to know if I’m wrong, because then I’ll know the truth, which is that I prefer Madson because he’s my home grown guy, we owed it to him, and I hate the fact that I’m gonna be rooting for a DOUCHEBAG like Papelbon for the next 4 years.
It’s gonna be the same thing with Jimmy when we swoop in and sign Reyes, or trade for Hanley.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Plus, Madson is WAY better looking than Papelbon.
I will always over-value prospects and over-hype rookies. I can't help it.
"Follow me, as I ogle at some gigglesome prospect statistics." -bobbykelly, Silver Seven SB Nation Senators blog
by LeepinLizardz on Nov 14, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Wilson Ramos has been rescued
Just saw an article on the BBC that Ramos has been recovered and is apparently fine.
Bob.
by The Dark on Nov 14, 2011 12:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Boras, Madson and Ruben, oh my
From MLB trade rumors:
Heyman explains the mess that was the Phillies’ negotiations with Madson. He says Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr. proposed $44MM over four years, which Madson accepted an hour or two later. Oddly, Amaro added at that point that he needed the approval of CEO David Montgomery, according to Heyman. The next day Amaro told agent Scott Boras he’d been unable to get that approval. However, Amaro told Heyman there was no agreement “either verbal or in writing,” and also said, “I will stand by my history of integrity forever.” Amaro also said Montgomery was aware of the negotiations as they occurred and wasn’t responsible for killing the deal. It appears Amaro and Boras are not on the same page as to what constitutes an agreement.
Where does “I will stand by my history of integrity forever” fall on the Smug Advisory metric?
by Boundforbeach on Nov 14, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
I do feel like Madson got screwed in this entire process regardless.
"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn
that’s, like, all the smug in the the strategic smug reserves.
by perfectdepth on Nov 14, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
And Boras always tells the truth. I know this because I once asked him if he was lying and he said “No.”
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
This doesn't even make any sense
So Amaro reached a tentative (inflated) deal with Madson so he could peddle that deal and drive Papelbon’s price up further?
Heyman is either crazy/insane or Amaro is a boob.
If you read the actual article, the MLB transcript leaves out this nugget:
That surprise revelation technically came right after Amaro and agent Scott Boras discussed adding a $13-million vesting option for a fifth year, which followed Madson’s acceptance of the terms. An even greater surprise came the next day when Amaro is said to have called Boras back to say he had been unable to get the approval from Montgomery, effectively ending a deal Madson once believed he’d agreed to.
Amaro at that point is believed to have asked if anything else could be done, a seeming suggestion that he’d be open to negotiating the deal downward. Madson was not about to do that after he assumed his acceptance of the proposal meant they were about to have a deal.
So in essence, MAdson said YES, i’ll take the deal IF you add a 5th year vesting option.
Not exactly the same as saying “we’ve got a deal at 4/44…..”
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
but why approve a vesting option for Papelbon and not Madson?
again, this tells me ownership’s approval is based on a faulty understanding of saves, etc
Just thinking out loud, but I would assume that they already KNEW Papelbon wanted the vesting option, and figured they could get madson without it, OR Boras proposed an easier vesting option, that was really a guarantee..
Or they said if its Madson or Papelbon or bust, and we have to go 4 and a vest for either, we prefer papelbon.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
So essentially, Amaro and Boras were not on the same page. I feel bad for Madson in this case. I think he got screwed by his agent, more or less.
I do kind of have a sneaking suspicion now that, through all the years since Madson first hired Boras, perhaps the FO was patiently biding its time for its opportunity to finally unsheath the shiv. If so, they’re a bunch of cold bastards.
It’s a side to baseball, for sure. Joecatz’s dad I think had this right all along.
by Wet Luzinski on Nov 15, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
Well I hope hes wrong about the ramifications of the deal.
He LOVES Papelbon (Dad’s very old school traditionalist at heart..) because hes a “Closer”.
He HATES the 4 years, cause he thinks its gonna stop us from being able to sign Hamels. His exact words:
Hamels is gonna get Carlton money, but ruben thinks he can pay him Carlton money in 1980 dollars. A LEFTY like Hamels?? You won’t touch him for less than 20 million a year for 5 years."
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Now there’s Madson-to-Marlins rumors (lol).
Just hypothetically, say the Marlins do get Madson. Is the Marlins’ first-round pick protected, similar to the Washington Nationals last year when they got Werth?
I will always over-value prospects and over-hype rookies. I can't help it.
"Follow me, as I ogle at some gigglesome prospect statistics." -bobbykelly, Silver Seven SB Nation Senators blog
The Marlins are rumored for everyone not nailed down this offseason. They just can’t wait to get a shiny new toy in those goddamned ugly uniforms!
"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn
Yeah, I know, which is why I lol’d at the rumor. But that got me to thinking if the Marlins’ pick won’t go to any of the teams that are (rumored to be) losing their free agents to the Marlins. I honestly don’t know very much about all the Type A Type B stuff.
I will always over-value prospects and over-hype rookies. I can't help it.
"Follow me, as I ogle at some gigglesome prospect statistics." -bobbykelly, Silver Seven SB Nation Senators blog
by LeepinLizardz on Nov 14, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Here’s a link to the rules in a nutshell
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/11/free-agent-compensation.html
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I’ve been a little confused on when arbitration needs to be offered…. have the Phillies already offered it to their FAs? I seem to recall it being actually reported news last year when the they offered it to Werth and he declined, but nothing so far this year, yet they’re already signing FAs. How does that work, timing-wise?
theres an abitrary date, I believe its November 23rd this year.
If a FA signs with a new team before that date, obviously they’ll offer it anyway.
It can get dicey when a team signs a FA to take over for someone else (like we just did) in that, theres always the risk that the FA will accept the 1 year deal.
Doubt that maeks a difference with Madson, as he’d project to make substantially less in Arbitration than he’d command via FA, and even if he DID accept, we’d then trade him, and the other team would go to arbitration.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
2012 draft order
1 Houston Astros
2 Minnesota Twins
3 Seattle Mariners
4 Baltimore Orioles
5 Kansas City Royals
6 Chicago Cubs
7 San Diego Padres
8 Pittsburgh Pirates
9 Florida Marlins
10 Colorado Rockies
11 Oakland Athletics
12 New York Mets
13 Chicago White Sox
14 Cincinnati Reds
15 Cleveland Indians
16 Washington Nationals
17 Toronto Blue Jays
18 Los Angeles Dodgers
19 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
20 San Francisco Giants
21 Atlanta Braves
22 Toronto Blue Jays [Compensation 1]
23 St. Louis Cardinals
24 Boston Red Sox
25 Tampa Bay Rays
26 Arizona Diamondbacks
27 Detroit Tigers
28 Milwaukee Brewers
29 Texas Rangers
30 New York Yankees
31 Philadelphia Phillies
Top 15 picks are protected.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I'm one step ahead of ya.
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Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Sort of...
TYPE A Elias rankings
Albert Pujols, Cardinals – 95.200
Prince Fielder, Brewers – 91.200
C.J. Wilson, Rangers – 90.988
David Ortiz, Red Sox – 86.000
Ryan Madson, Phillies – 82.948
Heath Bell, Padres – 81.437
Carlos Beltran, Giants – 80.879 (cannot be offered arbitration)
Jonathan Papelbon, Red Sox – 80.292
Ramon Hernandez, Reds – 78.947
Roy Oswalt, Phillies – 78.350
Michael Cuddyer, Twins – 77.671
Josh Willingham, Athletics – 77.534
Kelly Johnson, Blue Jays – 74.725
Matt Capps, Twins – 73.788
Darren Oliver, Rangers – 72.880
Jose Reyes, Mets – 77.249
Jimmy Rollins, Phillies – 76.720
Francisco Rodriguez, Brewers – 75.671
Octavio Dotel, Cardinals – 70.922
Takashi Saito, Brewers – 69.627
Francisco Cordero, Reds – 68.486
As long as they don’t sign Pujols, Fielder, CJ Wilson, or David Ortiz, yes.
Jesus. Michael Cuddyer is ranked higher than Rollins or Reyes?
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
How the F did Madson get that high up the list? It’s kinda screwy that Madson is 5 and Jose Reyes is what, like 20.
So say the Marlins sign Reyes (or Pujols, or Madson, for that matter). Then the Mets/Cards/Phillies don’t get the Marlins’ first round pick as compensation, right?
So theoretically, we lose a pick for signing Papelbon (and another for signing Cuddyer, which I fear will happen) and won’t get a pick if the Marlins or anyone else in the bottom half gets Madson or Rollins.
I will always over-value prospects and over-hype rookies. I can't help it.
"Follow me, as I ogle at some gigglesome prospect statistics." -bobbykelly, Silver Seven SB Nation Senators blog
by LeepinLizardz on Nov 15, 2011 8:11 AM EST up reply actions
No, we’d still get a pick from Miami, but it would be their second rounder instead of their first rounder.
We’d also get a sandwich pick between the first and second rounds, but that’s the same no matter who signs Madson.
The one thing I’m not sure about is: what if the Marlins sign both Pujols and Madson? Then their second rounder would go to St. Louis. Not sure what the Phillies would get. Their third rounder maybe?
Yup. That happened to toronto the year teh Yankees signed Burnett. NY also signed CC and Texiera so Toronto ended up with the yankees 3rd round pick.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
The actual crazy part is the Yankees still ended up with a 1st round pick that season b/c they didn’t sign Gerrit Cole the year before.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Olney insider Hamels article
Anyone with insider care to summarize the 3 options Olney outlines?
$50,000,058 for four years.
That’s an additional $13.50 a year…WTF RUBEN?
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Either that or it’s the fried chicken and beer money for the clubhouse.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus.
Papelbon asked for the additional $58 because he wears number 58. Thats so douchey.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
It’s even more douchey if you saw the press conference where someone asked him about that extra $58.
His answer: “I don’t know anything about that. [smirks] You’d have to ask cinco ocho about that. I have his number if you need it.”
DIAGF
by 88Lindros88 on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Douchey yes, but he is our douche bag now. Maybe over time, we will get used to it and maybe even find his antics oddly charming.
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indeed, much like it’s kind of funny when your dog tries to hump a pillow or your friend’s leg.
by perfectdepth on Nov 15, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I logged in just to rec this.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Nov 15, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh come on
If Shane had done that you would have lol’d
Its all about da []_[]
by philiafan14364 on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe, except that Shane would only ask for an extra eight bucks. Paps’ asking for $58 more. Totally douchetastic.
Shane would have asked for 8 tickets to an MMA fight, 8 Oreo cookies, 8 star wars action figures, and 8 where’s Waldo books.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
8 Ed Hardy shirts
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Nov 15, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
That’s about the equivalent of what Papelbon’s going to make next season…
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Holy crap.
a $13,000,000 vesting option for 2016 based on 55 innings in 2015 OR 100 innings in 2014/2015?
So… he could throw 65 innings in 2014, and only have to throw 35 innings in 2015 to vest?
this is basically a 5 year deal.
I hate it even more than I did before.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Jeebus H. Crackers, Imma punch something.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
what I read was it’s finishing 55/100 games, not pitching 55/100 innings. in other words, like Rodriguez’s option.
by perfectdepth on Nov 14, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
He’s an eccentric one that Papelbon. Some Boston writers have said that the closer often calls himself “Cinco Ocho.” But no, he has yet to legally change his name.
That tears it. Fuck this guy.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, now they can have a douche-off.
"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn
Well, now we’re just splitting hairs, aren’t we? A douche is a douche is a douche.
"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn
Again I wage my lonely gender-neutrality fueled war to migrate away from the term “douchebag” to something I’m calling “PipeWiener.”
All I need is a crafty inventor and a clever marketing person to stigmatize our penile “not so fresh” feeling.
by Wet Luzinski on Nov 14, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m okay with this.
"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez
Ruben Amaro Jr. Delenda Est
by Jose and the Contrarians on Nov 14, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
You scare me…
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I rec’d the comment. Can I stop there?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Nov 15, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
QUEST JOINED
"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez
Ruben Amaro Jr. Delenda Est
by Jose and the Contrarians on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
I’m IN! (well, not figuratively, but you know what I mean.
But can we call him PapWiener?
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I can be easily persuaded in this regard.
by Wet Luzinski on Nov 15, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Although Brian Wilson’s Taco Bell commercial still makes me laugh.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
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Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 14, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Joke killer, here.
Don’t disagree with the disappointment over the news about Papelbon’s contract, but a bit frustrated to see everyone judge this guy before he even makes his debut for the team.
As for the highlighted quote above, come on, he obviously does/did this only to take the piss out of Chad Johnson, which I think is completely legit. If some numbskull changed his name to ‘Ocho Cinco’ because he had the number 85, at some point you would notice that’s the inverse of your own number and crack a joke about it too. It’s pretty clear from the limp-wristed quote (‘some Boston writers have said’), that they’re straining for support for whatever their point is here, and Papelbon probably doesn’t actually call himself ‘Cinco Ocho’ with any seriousness, if he ever did outside this writer’s imagination. Everybody chill out and stop calling this guy a douche just because Ruben gave him a bad contract.
I’ve got nothing against Chad, I’ve watched him play a lot actually and I like the guy. I haven’t seen enough of Papelbon to like or dislike him, but as he’s now a Phillie, I’m gonna try to see if I can do the former.
Honestly, the only thing worse than Papelbon’s contract is hearing everyone on here call him a douchebag. I sincerely doubt that so many people would be calling him a douchebag if his contract wasn’t perceived as an overpay.
It’s likely to soon be revealed that yes, this contract was a mistake, and yes, Jonathan Papelbon is a douchebag, but at the present moment we know neither for certain. Speculating about the contract is cool with me, but do we need the character assassination?
I don’t think calling someone a “douchebag” (which I haven’t done, but I think others are within their rights) can be classified as “character assassination” since it’s purely an opinion. Character assassination would be something like accusing him of assaulting hobos.
Do you have evidence that he does not?
"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez
Ruben Amaro Jr. Delenda Est
by Jose and the Contrarians on Nov 14, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Have you seen him dance the Irish Jig in his underpants? He’s a douchebag. He’s now OUR DOUCHEBAG, but he’s still a douchebag.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I wonder if he will replace I’m Shipping Up To Boston with a new song.
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Of course he will. I bet he uses the theme song to Philadelphia…or worse…Rocky.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Hey now. You leave Mark Knopfler alone. He’s one of the better guitar players of his generation, and this is one of my favorite songs.
Rip on James Taylor all you want though. His voice annoys the crap out of me
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 15, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
The point is not to name a bad song, just one that’s unsuitable for the occasion. Bob Dylan wrote lots of great songs, but most of them would be pretty unsuitable for closers. Conversely, I’m going to disagree with EREX below and say Can’t Touch This would be awesome. So it’s nothing against Knopfler to say his song is unsuitable. “Walk of Life” might work, though.
Or “Money for Nothing.” My buddy used that as his walk-up during high school.
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
by TheOrangeCone on Nov 15, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You know, Madson’s “Don’t Stop Believing” never stuck me as particularly appropriate for the occasion either.
Not that I mind, since I would personally choose some inappropriate songs if I were a closer (Springsteen’s Philadelphia would be awesome), but I’m not, so I can’t.
If absolutely forced to pick something inspiring and slightly intimidating, I’d probably go with this, timed to have 2:40ish coincide with the end of my warmup.
I think I would actually enjoy picking out my entrance music more than the money or fame or whatever.
I can almost see him doing this one legged dance at the beginning of the vocals…
MY MY MY MY
(HITS THE MOUND!)
MUSIC HITS ME!
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I thought this performance was so, so awesome when I saw it 21 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OOfJ9BUXU
We talked about it all the next day at school.
by taco pal on Nov 16, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lol
I totally remember that.
I would pay to see Papelbon use that as his entrance music.
I would pay more to see JRoll dance him onto the m
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Well, the Dropkick Murphys have quite the repertoire, so there are plenty of jig-inducing tunes available.
(F)lannigan’s Ball would seem fitting.
Or the Roots.
"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn
Maybe G. Love
Seems like the majority of Philadelphia’s best musicians have been women. I can’t think of any closers who use songs sung by women, but maybe Papelbon can be the first.
“Cold Beverage” could work as closer music. It isn’t your typical adrenaline and shouting song (ON YOUR FEET WHO’S WITH ME), but it’s peppy.
Bloodhound Gang. Pennsylvania.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Nov 15, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot about the Bloodhound Gang, which I really should not have done because I grew up in the exact area they originated in. If ever there was a music band for Jonathan Papelbon………
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I’ve thought the Roots’ “Adrenaline” would be good. It would need a major “Let’s Spend Some Time Together Rewrite”
Me against you’s like Kane verse the Partridges
You wanna battle, change your name to The Forfeiters
Cuz that’s what you do, face to face wit raw niggas
I give you a bad case of the fucked-up jitters, once again
by Wet Luzinski on Nov 15, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I have to agree.
Just not sure whether I prefer “cinco douche-o” or “douche-o ocho” as my new Papelbon pet name.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Paps Schmear.
"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn
Props. I’m going to call his blown saves “Pap Smears.”
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by LeepinLizardz on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am so eager for the first person to make a “Papelboner” reference when he does something good.
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I think you sort of just did that though. You kind of ruined the nostalgia.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Nah, we’ll all look back and recall the day Justin prophecized this would happen. Then we’d all get Papelboners and go to bed happy.
That is correct. I misread it.
and after looking up his stats I feel a little better.
Games finished, 2006 -2011:
06: 49
07: 53
08: 62
09: 59
10: 53
11: 54
he’s hit 100 in consecutive seasons every year, but only managed 55 twice.
Basically, if he’s still the “closer” at the end of 2015, he’ll vest. If he’s not, it wont.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
I thought the same thing, but then I looked.
Lidge finished 61 in 2008 and 55 in 2009. He finished 38 in 2010, and Madson and Contreras eached finished 21.
Madson finished 46 last year, Contreras finished 8, Bastardo 15.
So on the high side, Charlies “Closer” likely finishes about 60 games a year.
Point is that the way the vest is set up, Papelbon pretty much has to still be “the closer” in 2015 for the option to kick in, and he probably had to have been healthy and “the closer” all of 2014 to guarantee it.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
At least the Facebook crowd seems largely against it.
For the wrong reasons, of course, but still against it…
Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.
2012: $1.50
2013: $3.32
2014: $140.99
2015: $1,000,000.58
2016: $48,999,911.61
by Phrozen on Nov 14, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Yup, they do
I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Nov 14, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
I’d imagine he’s thinking of applying to either of the 2
I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Nov 14, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
While I would have guessed without looking that they do, I’m impressed that both of you knew that off the top of your heads.
I think the rule is that if you take financial aid, it’s against the law not to allow Jewish students (or whatever).
Well, I went to a Catholic School for 12 years while not being Catholic (or religious) at all
turns out money as no religious denomination
I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Nov 14, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
ND alum here, and yes they accept Jewish students. One(!) was in my dorm, even. In retrospect I wish I had had the guts to ask him what in the sam hell he was thinking, befriend him, and then allow him to convert me.
by Wet Luzinski on Nov 14, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
“Rocket” made him much more palatable. That and his world-class speed.
by Wet Luzinski on Nov 14, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Pat Burrell Fans!
The link to McCovey Chronicles is a MUST MUST MUST. Post and comments. Block out some time for some quality laffs.
When Charlie retires...
…the Phillies won’t move him to the front office, right?
“I was here when we talked to Michael Cuddyer. He’s a very strong-minded person, and he would definitely be a great fit on our team,” Manuel said. "He has a tremendous attitude, and not only that, but he can play first base, third base, leftfield, rightfield or second base. He said, ‘Charlie, I’m a baseball player. I’ll play anywhere you want me to play, and I’ll do a good enough job that it will pass.’ "
$11 million a year for “good enough…that it will pass.” Great fit! Sign me up!
Yeah, that quote struck me as a bit off. I don’t think I’ve ever gone to a job interview and said “Trust me, I’ll give you at least bare minimum production.”
Is his girlfriend attractive? That shows confidence.
by taco pal on Nov 15, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe the Phillies can pay him just enough that it’ll pass.
by perfectdepth on Nov 15, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Papelbon signing
Four days into it and I’m still upset. It’s not getting any better with age. T minus 1820 days or so to go. Crap.
I predict that I will be celebrating in 2016 when Papelbon and Howard are coming off the books.
It makes you want to cheer for hyperinflation.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Nov 15, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions
So word on the street is Miami offered Reyes 5 years and 90mm, or 15mm per… it’s sounding like the Brewers, Tigers, Gnats and Giants are likely out.
Who else is in?
Honestly, at 5/90 I’d take a real hard look at Reyes over Rollins before I start doling out 10 to 12 per on a LF….
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
Agreed. Jimmy’s going to be cheaper for sure, but that price for Reyes is more than reasonable given his caliber of play when healthy.
If the Phils are indeed already involved in the bidding, it hasn’t been made public, which grabs my attention considering Amaro’s tendency to keep everything on the down-low.
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by TheOrangeCone on Nov 16, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
I really, really, really think Amaro is in on Reyes. Deep cover. BLACK OPS.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
the list of people involved is longer than anyone can imagine. the entire US intelligence community. FBI, CIA, Justice—it’s incredible.
by perfectdepth on Nov 16, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Can we get him to play shortstop?
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by TheOrangeCone on Nov 16, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
At least in theory, even if Reyes can be had at a good price, it might still be the case that they should sign Rollins if he can be had at an even better price. It all depends on relative value.
But yeah, if the price is right on Reyes relative to Rollins, then I can’t argue with signing him. I’ll somehow applaud and hold my nose at the same time.
Going into the offseason I felt different. But if jimmy was willing to go 3 years 12 per Raj would have done it by now, and if Raj was willing to go 4/40 Jimmy would have done it.
Someone’s gonna pay Jimmy, I just don’t think it’s us.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
In that I felt that we’d negotiate with him pretty quick and come to terms on a 3 year deal around 10-12 per. I don’t think Jimmys gonna take less than 4 or 5 years, and I don’t think he’s part of Raj’s plans if thats the case.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP
OK, but that isn’t different from anything I said.
I don’t agree with you necessarily, since there isn’t any actual evidence one way or the other – all we’re doing now is guessing. But I didn’t disagree with you either.
I didn’t think you did. And yeah, its all hypothetical GUT BS at this point.
I think all the hot stove crap with Cuddyer, and then the Papelbon thing has really thrown my radar for a loop. I figured Raj was a little smarter than that, which is what is the scariest part. Its like we’re about to do the opposite of what a team does when they rebuild and shed payroll….
I half expect to see a 200mm payroll on opening day, and nary a prospect left.
"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

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