Via Jeff Passan: "All the while, Ruben Amaro Jr. was stifling a grin. Along the back wall, away from the camera clicks and digital recorders, he put his hands in his pockets, crossed left leg over right and leaned against a trash can. He couldn’t help but gaze at the Phillies’ Four Aces and a Joe-ker. This was his Michelangelo." Attention Phillies fans: the Smug Level has been updated to red. Please find shelter and cover all windows and doors with plastic and duct tape. Remain calm. h/t TJE1343