Mr. Grant Brisbee over at Baseball Nation has an interesting take on rankings. Name strength!
For the Phils:
"22 Phillies - The San Francisco Frannies. The Atlanta Atties. The Boston Bosties. Do it for any city, and it sounds stupid, but because you're used to this one, it's somehow okay? Open your eyes, sheeple."
Personally I would have gone with the Colorado Collies.