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What is Raul gonna shave next?

His eyebrows?  Christ almighty, doesn't he realize that the clean shaven approach is futile?  Maybe he should pull a Costanza and do the opposite.  In this case, grow it all in and see if that works.  If it does, don't be afraid to rub some of that Chia Pet goo on your face and head Raul.  We'll understand.  Hell, I would bet that the Phillies would even be willing to have a "Bring a Chia Pet" night at the ballpark and give you the proceeds.

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