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Long Live John Lannan! A Plea for John Lannan's Continued Freedom

To the bloodthirsty who walk among us, life is so easy.  If someone's done something bad, kill him.  Don't worry about the consequences.  Don't worry about the missed opportunities.  Don't worry about any risk of error.  Don't worry about the children.  Just off with their heads!

But life isn't so black and white.  Sometimes, someone who does bad things is also very useful.  Sometimes, in fact, someone who does bad things is also pretty damn awesome in other ways.

Let's make no mistake here - John Lannan is a bad man.  He hits Phillies batters with baseballs thrown at a relatively high velocity on a ridiculously frequent basis.  In other contexts, he'd be locked up for battery.  (And in California, he'd be in jail for life.)

But, thankfully for the Phillies, ordinary law doesn't apply here.  Instead, John Lannan gets to roam the baseball diamond free from incarceration or worse.  And when he does, really good things happen for the Phillies.

Yes, he sometimes injures our players.  But, when Lannan is on the mound, the Phillies win.  And do I have to remind anyone that the goal in baseball is to win games?

Let's look at the evidence.  The Phillies are now 12-1 in games started by John Lannan.  That's a .923 winning percentage when Lannan takes the mound.  Are you really going to complain about someone against whom the Phillies win over 92% of his starts?

Digging deeper, it's clear Lannan just has no clue how to get the Phillies out.  The Phillies have a .938 team OPS against Lannan.  In other words, they hit against him as if the entire team were the 2009 version of Ryan Braun (.320/.386/.551).  Is there something wrong with watching an entire lineup of Ryan Brauns?

Against the Phillies, Lannan has a career 6.44 ERA, 7.40 RA (with the 7 unearned runs included), and 1.72 WHIP.  Since Lannan has entered the league, the Phillies have hit more home runs against him than any pitcher other than Johan Santana (both at 15) and have more hits against him than any pitcher other than Mike Pelfrey.

Sure, the Phillies are a good team that beat lots of different pitchers.  But, are you so confident and jaded by winning that you are ready to sacrifice the one pitcher this team absolutely destroys?  Are you so bullheaded in your bloodlust that you want to throw away the closest opposing pitcher we have to a sure win?

John Lannan must live.  And, for the benefit of Phillies fans everywhere, he must take the mound every time the Phillies face the Nationals.  The twin causes of justice and winning demand it. 

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It’s high risk and low reward, I can not back your plan.

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on May 6, 2011 9:33 AM EDT reply actions  

A 92% winning percentage is low reward? Wow, I would love to live in your world!

by David S. Cohen on May 6, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Over a 162 game season of 2011 how many more time could you see him?

With all our offensive parts in tact and our current staff I’ll sacrifice those couple games to keep our batters safe from this tyrannical terrorist.

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on May 6, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, what is the winning % over other Wash pitchers? Is it really that much more efficacious to see OBL?

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on May 6, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good talk Russ, don’t let your mom catch you with beer on your breath.

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on May 6, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Lannan was assassinated, who would the replacement be?

by Clyde Simmons on May 6, 2011 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

It is true that JBL brings a knife to a gunfight when he faces the phillies. That said, his recklessness with the blade can not be ignored. Two boxes of krimpets and a case of yuengling for the man that delivers JBL. Dead or alive.

by Joecatz on May 6, 2011 9:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

maybe he should just take two pitches to the head and we’ll call it even.

by We are Legion on May 6, 2011 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Cohen is, once again, soft on terror!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on May 6, 2011 9:58 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

If he were killed, he would never again suffer the humiliation of being an awful pitcher in front of tens of thousands of fans. Alive, he suffers that indignity multiple times a year. Who’s soft on terror now?

by David S. Cohen on May 6, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ok. I’m soft on Tara, too.

[Sort of NSFW]

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on May 6, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

so was that airbrush

by j reed on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s objectively pro-injury-to-Utley!

by taco pal on May 6, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to admit, the case for accepting some collateral damage at the hands of JBL in the name of ultimate victory is persuasive. But what does it profit a man to gain victories yet lose his best players?

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on May 6, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

The Phillies were 15-14 without Utley in 2007 and made it to the playoffs. They’re 21-9 without him this year. They can deal.

by David S. Cohen on May 6, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know…I just like playing along with all this.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on May 6, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had thought about going on a pseudo-serious moralistic rant, but figured instead to play off on a biblical verse.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on May 6, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is one of my favorite comments ever on this site.

by David S. Cohen on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love our readers.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on May 6, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

While it may be true that the Phillies win 92% of the games John Lannan starts, this plea only takes into account the short-term gain, and tails to asses the long term damage that Lannan does. Being hit by a pitch does tremendous psychological damage and it is statistically proven that after Lannan beans a Philadelphia Phillie, the batting average drops. Let’s take a look at Ryan Howard:

Ryan Howard

April 13, 2011
10 games before incident – .467
10 games after incident – .311

August 1st, 2010
10 games before incident – .299
10 games after incident – .284

July 26th, 2007
10 games before incident – .268
10 games after incident – .271
(This is the one game the Phillies LOST against Lannan)

Not only do you have to look at the player psychology, but the team psychology (sometimes called CHM for short or club house morale). A common factor of a drop in CHM is the loss of a player due to injury. Example in case is 2007 when Utley was put on the DL by Lannan. After this injury, the team would only go 15-14 without Utley, a winning percentage of barely over .500. It just so happens that prior to last night’s incident, the Phillies played 29 games to date, and have a pristine 20-9 record (.689).

If another injury were to occur (and there is an 11% chance of a player hit by Lannan suffering an injury requiring a DL stint) similar results might occur and the Phillies, win percentage could drop a full .172 points! (Probably even worse due to small sample size).

Finally, you must take into account the economy. As you know, attendance records of CBP are difficult to obtain, officials citing Nationals security as a reason but rough estimates show that after Chase Utley was taken out of the lineup by Lannan, attendance (specifically noticeable among the females) dropped significantly. Lower attendance translates to lower earnings and therefore, these grievous assaults on the economic structure of the Philadelphia Phillies leads to less investment in the team in future years.

by TwistyWristy on May 6, 2011 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Surely the ladies also love Pete Orr!

by taco pal on May 6, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LL Cool P?

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on May 6, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pete Orr? He has too small of a sample size.

by TwistyWristy on May 6, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s what you do with the sample … ahh, never mind.

Celebrating 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1962-2011

by schmenkman on May 6, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

by Phrozen on May 6, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

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