Assured of a losing road trip against three sub-.500 teams with five losses in eight games thus far, the Phillies try to avoid getting swept by the a team that's been under .500 every year since the first President Bush was in office Sunday afternoon behind Roy Halladay. Perhaps Saturday's three-run outburst will serve as a springboard for, I dunno, four or five runs. That would be nice, no? 

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