Mike Martinez: RBI Machine (And Other July Novelties) | Philled In
For laffs.

Matt Rizzotti, Archbishop Molloy and Manhattan College product, attracts major attention in Reading
I really like this guy. Too bad we'll never see him in Philadelphia, at least in a home uniform.

Martinez, Kendrick lead Phillies over Mets 8-5
Just can't believe this headline, again.

The Fightins - Bastardo closes game, sneezes.
Gesundheit

Crashburn Alley - What to Expect from Vance Worley
When Worley regresses, it'll be nice for people to keep this in mind.

Lidge's slider looks sharp; he eyes return to Phillies
Wow "mid-80s fastball" way to bury the lede. (autoplay audio)

Struggling Cubs draw Phillies' aces Halladay, Lee
Watch the Phillies get swept.

Former Phillie Top Prospect, Kyle Drabek, Is Struggling | GCOBB.COM
Wow, I had no idea Kyle Drabek had completely washed out! :eyeroll:

McCAFFERY: Phils’ portfolio loaded with tradeable assets
what

Phils notes: Polanco still sore; Oswalt rejoins team
Mixed bag!

Jurrjens Roughed Up But Braves Beat Nationals Sunday, 9-8
Phillies and Braves continue to be in synch. Oh well, bahaha Jair.

Fish Wrap: Marlins 7, Cubs 5 - Fish Stripes
So the Marlins are 10-4 in July.

Can That Right Handed Bat Play Third Base? | Brotherly Glove
Pondering the market for third baseman, in the event Polanco is on the shelf forever.

Marlins Reliever Edward Mujica Caught Sleeping in Bullpen (Video) | Larry Brown Sports
Yeah well, he plays for the Marlins.