RT @AdamKilgoreWP It's official: the game is cancelled, split doubleheader on Sept. 20.— Matt Gelb (@magelb) August 14, 2011
Nationals didn't want to get their Wang wet in Philadelphia. And who can blame them? You people are filthy. Go get that checked out with the day off. Split doubleheader on September 20. Discuss the rainout using off-color double-entendres and/or cool baseball Interwebbery you've found below.