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$35 Million Dollar Men - Phillies' B-Team Rolls Up DoorMets 9 - 4

A giant among men.

By my rough calculations, it looks like it cost about $35,000,000.00 to field the team that beat in the brains of a Mets team that is rapidly losing interest in this, the 2011 MLB season.  And of that $35,000,000.00, nearly two-thirds of it ($22,000,000.00) was wrapped up in Shane Victorino and Chase Utley.  Two of the cheapest dates tonight were starting pitcher Vance Worley and the versatile John Mayberry, playing first base tonight in place of a dinged Ryan Howard.  Combined, the two get less money than Cliff Lee has in his wallet right now, but both showed why it is so important to look for contributors that don't cost $20,000,000.00+ per year.

With that windy wind-up out of the way (and a h/t to Nastyem in the gamethread for the "DoorMets" moniker), there was, you know, a game played tonight. And there was an earthquake and stuff, but that was just John Mayberry hitting another bomb.

Things certainly didn't start off well, though...

Star-divide

In the first inning, Vance Worley gave all of us more heartburn than the earthquake.  He took 30 pitches to dispose of the METS, for crying out loud.  I was ready to march on CBP with a pitchfork in one hand and a torch in the other, but I settled down when I realized that he was just toying with them.  The Mets started things off with two singles by Pagan and Tejada.  With runners at first and third and no outs, usually you can figure on the batting team scoring 1.8 runs, right? Except that the run expectancy matrix applies to Major League Baseball teams, and this was the Mets.  So of course, David Wright hits a pretty hard shot to Polanco which probably would have been an infield hit, but Pagan had run on contact and was thrown out easily at the plate.  Then Lucas Duda struck out. Worley walked Jason Bay but then punched out Nick Evans looking.  LOL. Mets.

Then there was boring stuff for a while until the Phillies came up in the third inning.  It started when Victorino Look! A bird! hit a solo home run.  John Mayberry came up after Polanco reached on a single and Utley was hit by a pitch for the 4,192nd time in his career.  Yet another XBH from John John, this time a three run homer.  It's kind of getting old, Mayberry.  Can't you hit singles, too?  Oh, wait...you did that too...

I would say the Mets were doing more boring things while this was going on, but that's not true.  In fact, they were going down one after the other in interesting and entertaining ways, kind of like the old Lemmings game.  Fifteen in a row at one point.  Worley, after the playful, 30 pitch first inning, mowed the Mets down like Australians at Gallipoli.  Worley's final line was: 7 IP, 1 R, 9 K, 1 BB, and 5 H on 109 pitches.  And he charmed two balls into the outfield with his bat and dimples, driving in one run with his two hits.

The Phillies' bats had another big inning in the fifth.  Four Phillies reached with hits, and the big blow was a two run triple by Victorino just over the head of Pagan in center.  When the dust cleared on that, the game was in the bag.  Michael Stutes made things mildly interesting at the end, regressing in a low-leverage spot, surrendering 3 runs in garbage time.  But that was just the Phillies playing prevent defense and running the ball up the gut every offensive series from the sixth inning on.

Fangraph of DEVASTATION!

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via www.fangraphs.com

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Some Fangraphs are so damn beautiful.

by David S. Cohen on Aug 23, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Love the WWI reference.

Those Turks were some gritty bastards with tons of hustle.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Aug 23, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent recap. This was one of the few games all year I missed entirely. I was looking forward to this.

by FanSince1993 on Aug 23, 2011 10:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

But those players don’t lead in RIBBIES!

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This Mayberry stuff is ridiculous. I mean, WTF.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m going to try typing differently.

by Phrozen on Aug 23, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was raised as a Lutheran. Salvation through faith is sort of beat into you early on. I’m not going to start questioning Mayberry — I’ll just take it, and be thankful.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that one hit tonight was a bomb

by TJE1343 on Aug 23, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Francisco 3 for 3. That’s nice to see.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Quietly making a case to make Raul the 5th Outfielder.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

We will never see Dom Brown in our dugout again after his September call-up, if any.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Aug 24, 2011 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Easy

I know theres a lot of worry about that going around, but the reality is this:

Francisco is likely not going to be resigned for next season.
Ibanez is definitely not going to be resigned.

Brown, Mayberry, Victorino and Pence will be your 4 outfielders next year, with Martinez providing insurance as your 5th outfielder.

If Dom Brown recovers from his Hamate injury the way he should by spring training, and lights it up, the job will be his.

If Mayberry proves hes not a fluke, it’ll be his. If they BOTH rake, they’ll figure it out.

Either way its a hell of a problem to have.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

2008 @ regular season end: “Werth looks like he’s the real deal! But what do we do with Geoff Jenkins?” Who cares? WERTH!

I think that’s the analysis you are looking to reprise for a Good Dom/Good JMJ scenario.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 24, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure. No one really thought Geoff Jenkins was going to be a great player for years to come.

If Big John continues to be Jose Bautista Jr., it kind of makes the Pence trade fairly pointless. With 4 quality starting Outfilders though, it could make things pretty interesting next season.

by Cormican on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a good problem to have so long as I don’t have to listen to WIP mouthbreathers judging who should be the starter before there’s even been a competition.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better not listen to WIP then, because even if Mayberry regresses and hits .220 the rest of the way with 18 bazillion strikeouts, some mouthbreathers will still like him better than Dom.

by Cormican on Aug 24, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better not listen to WIP then

This is just good life advice

I have an army.
We have a hulk.

by SportingFanaticism on Aug 24, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sage John, the word is SAGE

I have an army.
We have a hulk.

by SportingFanaticism on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t look now, but the Phils have a +161 run differential and are within striking distance of having the most runs scored in the NL. They were 5th going into tonight’s game, 32 behind the Cardinals, who are being shutout. The Reds and Rockies were next and scored 8 and 6 tonight. It’d be hard for the Phils to overcome all of those teams, but their offense is inching its way up.

by David S. Cohen on Aug 23, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s… well that’s just plain ridiculous, is what that is.

by lonettomb on Aug 23, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would assume the Brewers are in 1st and I can’t see the Phils catching them

29 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope – the Brewers are just 12 runs ahead of the Phils. Cards, Rockies, and Reds are above both teams.

by David S. Cohen on Aug 23, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phils have 1-4 games in hand against all these teams.

by phatj on Aug 23, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

"We didn't do it the easy way. We took the hard way to do it. But we are part of history now."

by ww2b on Aug 23, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW!

29 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies are 5th in Fangraphs wRC+ also.

1. Cardinals 109
2. Mets 104
3. Brewers 103
4. Reds 99
5. Phillies 97
6. Rockies 94
7. Braves 94
8. Cubs 93

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, it’s the ballpark. They’re also second in the league in road runs.

Mets have excellent hitting and terrible pitching this year. But because of the ballpark, most people think they’re just below-average in both categories.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dom Brown 3 for 3 with 2 BB. Game still in progress.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine a lineup with New Improved Mayberry™ and Dom Brown.

I may need to go be alone for a while.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember to use Vaseline…

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is disturbing, yet mesmerizing.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he probably didn’t hustle

by philsandthrills on Aug 23, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah and I’m sure he steals… I mean bases…

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs are worthless.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 23, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does every other team lie down for the Braves? whine whine whine

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iknoes, right?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the Braves are so…………classy

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, now GTFO

by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was telling you before!

Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose

by TheOrangeCone on Aug 23, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT, but Scott Hartnell caught a foul ball

Braves v Cubs, bottom 5th or 6th with 2 outs and Darwin Barney at the plate…hard line drive foul ball over the 1st base…they panned to the lucky fan who caught the ball and sure enough it was Hartnell wearing a “Beam me up, Scottie” T-shirt holding a beer in one hand and proudly displaying the ball in the other.

29 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And he managed to do it without falling down? I’m impressed.

Also, wtf is he doing at a Cubs v. Braves game?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 23, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting drunk and/or laid. He’s a hockey player, right?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they hit Chicago on their way back from LA? (some of the Flyers were filming a part in an Apatow movie—why I don’t know)

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 23, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no idea, but I watched it a few times to make sure it was him…as if anyone else in the world could be mistaken for Scott Hartnell

29 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tickle Me Elmo – orange hair and all.

by j reed on Aug 23, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tickle Me Romo

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tickle Me Robo

by j reed on Aug 23, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That made me hurt. I can’t laugh and wake up the kids because of school tomorrow.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA i thought that was him, thats funny

by TJE1343 on Aug 23, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worley

It’s just the Mets, and a seriously depleted Mets team at that, but 9K and 1BB? Does he think he’s Cliff Lee?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Worley tells the baseball world what they can do with their regression.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, now GTFO

by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know swinging strikeouts are supposed to be better than called strikeouts, but man, I loooove called strikeouts.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree 100%

29 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d argue they’re almost better.

Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose

by TheOrangeCone on Aug 23, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Chase and Ryan could discuss this in another episode of Baseball Friends.

by phillyinportland on Aug 24, 2011 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

It should be Cliff and Cole, or Big Roy and Lil Roy.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny

Not so sure that Big Roy could be convinced to open up on the topic, but any combo with Lil Roy, Cliff, and Cole would be great. “Called strikeouts to end the game with a shutout – yeah!”

by phillyinportland on Aug 24, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Big Roy/Little Roy. Just so Big Roy is like the bulldog in the old cartoons all quiet, while Little Roy is jumping around. Wish I could remember character names, but I’m half paying attention to Social Distortion and can’t think of them now.

by Cormican on Aug 24, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like some old Looney Tunes – I can picture the old bulldog sleeping in the doghouse and someone young and energetic bugging him. Like you, I can’t remember the characters’ names.

by phillyinportland on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-ha

Spike the Bulldog and Chester the Terrier, apparently:

by Cormican on Aug 25, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too, the batter looks so flummoxed. Either he grimaces because he knows he was a moron not to swing, or because he thought it was a ball, but it’s usually entertaining to watch the reaction.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Aug 24, 2011 7:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Combine that with his two hits and yes… he apparently does think he’s Cliff Lee.

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by JasonB on Aug 24, 2011 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Mathieson
3.2 IP, 4 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 6 BB, 3 K, 0 HR
21 BF, 4 GB, 4 LD, 4 FB

Trevor May
6.0 IP, 4 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 4 BB, 8 K, 1 HR
26 BF, 8 GB, 1 LD, 4 FB (2 pop), 1 SH

Ervis Manzanillo
5.1 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 3 BB, 2 K, 0 HR
22 BF, 11 GB, 2 LD, 4 FB (1 pop)

Perci Garner
5.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 4 K, 0 HR
21 BF, 9 GB, 4 LD, 1 FB

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s the “prospect of the day” kind for Mathieson!

by FanSince1993 on Aug 23, 2011 11:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Android fail. *jinx

by FanSince1993 on Aug 23, 2011 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Decent day for Garner.

by Cormican on Aug 24, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

The new JMJ has me both incredibly excited, but a bit worried. This kind of success can’t possibly hold up, but he’s been hitting so well that it’s hard to just see it as luck.

by esentman on Aug 23, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep telling myself that too, and yet he’s been pretty much hitting the same way through spring training, before he was sent down, and after he was called back up. I’m thinking this might be the real deal. I mean not at this pace obviously he’s not the second coming of Barry Bonds, but he could definitely be a late bloomer.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, now GTFO

by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since july 5 he has a slash line of:

BA/OBP/SLG/OPS
.318/.356/.718/1.073

With a babip of .317

by Anders Jensen on Aug 23, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it. You’re making me cry.

by njns on Aug 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, you sure hit the nail on the head with David Herndon, didn’t you? Must have been all the techniques of statistical analysis you learned from reading Bill James.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just checked… 7th in fWAR on the team despite only about 200 PA. Pretty crazy.

by esentman on Aug 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops, sixth I meant.

by esentman on Aug 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Mayberry: 1.7 WAR in 207 PA.
Ryan Howard: 1.2 WAR in 537 PA.

by esentman on Aug 23, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell that to Kyle Scott

by FanSince1993 on Aug 23, 2011 11:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can’t; I’m too busy punching myself in the dick.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hmmm I think you might need a healthier activity.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, now GTFO

by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really…he just changed his stance this last time he was sent down. He talked about it in the post game w/ Sarge giving credit to GG, Charlie, & someone else for helping him with the adjustment. I have been amazed at how well he is seeing pitches and staying back on breaking balls with this new stance…it is impressive.

29 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wonder why they cant do that with Howard then :(
must be a combination of Howard been a more established hitter and therefor aint as likely to try and change his stance.

by Anders Jensen on Aug 23, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean, why can’t Valdez change his stance? I mean, dude could hit 90,000 homeruns and 80 billion ribbeyz if only he’d just change his stance…

by Phrozen on Aug 23, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I hate jumping on the Yayberry bandwagon because all the 97.5 people have been… but I’ve been a big supporter of him getting more time and really want to see what he can do… maybe he can be our next Jayson Werth…would love that if it was for real.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this is for real, then Mayberry’s story is nothing like Jayson Werth’s. Werth had shown plenty of evidence throughout his pro career that he could be really good – he just got hurt is all. Mayberry has shown virtually none. His story would be a lot more similar to Jose Bautista’s than Werth’s.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t mind a Bautista Clone on the Phils

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Aug 23, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that would be nice

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps this up and people do see him as the next Jose Bautista (obviously not as amazing as Bautista, though) there’s going to be tons of talk this offseason about what to do with him. And it’s a damn good question.

by esentman on Aug 23, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I’m perfectly aware of this but there are certainly similarities… tall right handed former first round pick who develops into a power hitting outfielder while platooning as an outfielder for the Phillies… Jayson was also white.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayson was also white.

JMJ is white?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was pointing out another way the two are actually in fact different so maybe I’m a jerk for comparing them despite the previously mentioned similarities.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both are from families with MLB players.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of a passage from Sex, Drugs, and Coco puffs

Why do you keep saying that?" he asked in response. "Apples and oranges aren’t the different, really. I mean, they’re both fruit. Their weight is extremely similar. They both contain acidic elements. They’re both roughly spherical. They serve the same social purpose. With the possible exception of a tangerine, I can’t think of anything more similar to an orange then an apple. If I was having lunch with a man who was eating an apple and- while I was looking away- he replaced that apple with an orange, I doubt I’d even notice. So how is this a metaphor for difference? I could understand if you said, “That’s like comparing apples and uranium,’ or ’That’s like comparing apples with baby wolverines,’ or ’That’s like comparing apples with the early work of Raymond Carver,’ or ’That’s like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths,’ Those would all be valid examples of profound disparity. But not apples and oranges. In every meaningful way, they’re virtually identicle.”

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grapefruits are more similar to oranges than apples are

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This also reminds me of a line from the wire “[Taco pal] you’d take the crab out of crab soup”.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The next Kendrick start

should be an unofficial TGP “The Wire”night.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could totally see

Kendrick shooting his own car and calling in a report just to get attention

by agam22 on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

3’s p’s for presbo— policing, pedagogy, and pitching.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok… pitching for Kendrick might be a stretch…

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why did you shoot the wall throw the meatball Detective Prezbylewski Mr Kendrick?

by Phrozen on Aug 23, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s totally Dundalk.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I’m gonna have to punch out of work early for that.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Aug 24, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

win
’That’s like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths,’

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also… both have first letter J names and Mayberry’s last initial is an upside down W… just sayin’.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah yeah, and they play the outfield and they’re Americans and they probably like crabfries…

by Phrozen on Aug 23, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check out the team offensive leaders since the All star break. It’s riduiculous.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he hit .265/.287/.442 in 113 triple-A at-bats THIS YEAR! And he wasn’t even improving towards the end: .250/.238/.475 in his last 10 games down there. This just makes no sense whatsoever!

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the good kind of wacky, like when you bring your Fall coat out of the closet and find $30 in the pockets (that so happened to me today)

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, now GTFO

by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You brought out your fall coat today? That is wacky. It was like 70 degrees in Alaska and you’re getting out a coat?

by Phrozen on Aug 23, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been high 50’s, low 60’s last couple days here in PA at night—too warm for fall coats IMO, but good for a sweatshirt.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding? Crazy.

When you say “at night,” I suppose I should add that when the sun goes down (at like 11pm) it’s been getting into the 50s here. Daytime high today was 68, though. T-shirt weather.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, high of 74 today. Just gorgeous outside. This is my favorite kind of weather.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. Not too hot, not too cold.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Needed to clean it, and in anticipation of the rain from the hurricane.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, now GTFO

by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

falls mainly on the plane

by taco pal on Aug 24, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not so much regression as it is the former incompetent coach is no longer there to prop him up.

by Cormican on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because the success can’t hold up.. you’re worried? He’s not a starter. He’s a hot bat. Ride him out, and when he’s done someone else should be hot. I don’t see the issue. Many hitters get hot and cold. It’s about using the ones that are hot.

Or, if you’re Manuel, riding out the cold streaks, see: all of last year.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Aug 24, 2011 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

2011 ERA comparison, yall

Michael Stutes 3.75
David Herndon 3.61

That’s for the entire year, including April.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Was just checking in here to post this.

Not that ERA ever matter, but I dare anyone to try and argue that Herndon isn’t better than Stutes now.

by FuquaManuel on Aug 23, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think it’s a weird bias for first impressions…wonder how long it will take for people to change their views on the two.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Aug 23, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well since you dared, I suppose you can say that Stutes has been used in more high leverage situations…./s

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t make him a better pitcher.

by FuquaManuel on Aug 23, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t looked up the numbers since your post, but their recent performances certainly make my argument seem stupid now, in retrospect. I have no problem admitting that I was wrong!

by cyhamels on Aug 24, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love advanced stats, but I also recognize the importance of confidence when it comes to performance in sports. Herndon’s confidence was shot early in the season when he had that “pout face” game and he regained it after going back down…Stutes is clearly struggling with that as well. His is missing location badly on several pitches in his last few outings leading to quite a few hard hit balls. I think Herndon and Stutes both have the stuff to be above average relievers, but they are also very hittable when they don’t execute their pitches.

28 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hide yo kids!

28 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillippe Aumont in a mini slump. 5 ER in last 4.2 IP.

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Cody Overbeck 13 for 31 over last 10 G

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic Numbers

For Playoffs: 20 (will be 19 if the Giants lose tonight)

For Division/Home Field Advantage: 28

For Best Record in Baseball: 31

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

19 to have the best Phillies record ever.

They are already in the top quarter of the class, even if they skip school the rest of the way.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 23, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND if they win 34 of their remaining 35 games they’ll have the best regular season record in history.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 23, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be a stretch… totally badass, however. Totally badass.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh a complete stretch, but that really puts into perspective how insane the 01 Mariners/1906 Cubs’ seasons really were. I mean even with the year the Phillies are having they’re still way off of that pace.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zing!

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by Justin F. on Aug 24, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there. Awesome.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a lie and you know it. He had no real chance of being on this year’s Phillies team.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

For Playoffs: 18 assuming someone loses the games between Arizona and SF.

by pretzalz on Aug 23, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone, Jimmy Rollins and The 701 Level are Tweeting each other. The entire Internet has built up to this.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 23, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha, AND he responded to CrashburnAlley’s question about J.A. Happ. Jimmy has been quite the active tweeter lately.

by esentman on Aug 23, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lotsa free time.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 23, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet he’s tweeting direct from his hyperbaric chamber

by taco pal on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out you don’t drop the phone in the water.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

LoMo and BizNasty tweeting at each other earlier kind of blew my mind.

"We didn't do it the easy way. We took the hard way to do it. But we are part of history now."

by ww2b on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, missed that.

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Learned yesterday that there are FOUR ‘red dot’ water indicators on iphones – not one – news for folks

I have an army.
We have a hulk.

by SportingFanaticism on Aug 24, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

phils vs. mike pelfrey

Victorino 13 for 42, 2 2B, 1 3B, 1 HR, 2 BB, 5 K, .817
Polanco 3 for 19, 1 BB, 0 K, .396
Utley 10 for 34, 2 2B, 4 HR, 5 BB, 4 K, 1.121
Howard 15 for 40, 2 2B, 3 HR, 5 BB, 4 K, 1.107
Ibanez 10 for 34, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 BB, 9 K, .726
Pence 5 for 13, 1 2B, 0 BB, 2 K, .846
Ruiz 5 for 22, 1 2B, 3 BB, 2 K, .596
Orr 4 for 8, 0 BB, 0 K, 1.000
Valdez 0 for 7, 1 BB, 1 K, .125
Francisco 2 for 5, 1 BB, 0 K, .900
Mayberry 0 for 5, 0 BB, 0 K, .000
Martinez 1 for 3, 1 HR, 0 BB, 0 K, 1.667

by taco pal on Aug 23, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for another CBP Big Pelf melt down….you need to post the CBP/Citi Field splits

28 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

mets vs. kendrick

Bay 3 for 16, 1 2B, 0 BB, 3 K, .438
Duda 1 for 5, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 K, .600
Hairston 1 for 2, 0 BB, 0 K, 1.000
Harris 7 for 19, 1 2B, 1 3B, 2 HR, 1 BB, 2 K, 1.242 (lololol)
Murphy 2 for 10, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 K, .573
Pagan 4 for 24, 2 2B, 2 BB, 3 K, .481
Paulino 6 for 17, 3 2B, 0 BB, 2 K, .918
Tejada 0 for 6, 0 BB, 0 K, .000
Thole 5 for 13, 0 BB, 1 K, .769
Turner 0 for 5, 0 BB, 0 K, .000
Wright 6 for 24, 1 HR, 2 BB, 3 K, .683

by taco pal on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

On one hand, he’s probably gotten a little unlucky on batted balls there, but on the other hand, nobody’s ever struck out more than 4 times in their careers vs. Kendrick, so 3 K lifetime is comparatively awful.

by taco pal on Aug 24, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

What’s especially cool, then, is that KK has three chances to set his career best for strikeouts against a single batter tomorrow. Three.

LOLmets.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am predicting tonight

Is the night that Kendrick throws the first and only no hitter for the phillies staff on the season.

It will be a combined effort with bastardo and madson.

Kendrick will go 7 innings, allow 6 walks, 4 to first batters, and induce 4 GIDPs. He will also somehow strike out 7.

Charliewill pull him After the 7th, not because he’s looking shaky, but because he’s Kyle Kendrick, and Charlie really wants the no hitter.

It’s the reverse Halladay move..

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT, but has anyone seen this Jake Fromm kid play....WOW!


throws 78 mph (102 in mlb) and hits the ball a country mile…get on it RAJ

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 23, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

78 =/= 102… What am I missing?

Also, he apparently goes to “Oitheist” school. Sounds like a freakish religion-cult thing.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

The distance to the mound is not as far. Adjusting for that gives what it “feels like” in MLB terms.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

FTR, I googled oitheist and all that came up was an empty facebook page.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the way Cthulhu likes it. It’s best when chosen lamb is completely in the dark.

by j reed on Aug 24, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like Cthulhu might have a soft spot for Oitheists. Sounds like “his” cup of tea.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

A 12 year old who throws in the high 60’s is unhittable. 78??? That’s insane.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

no eye black. no snarky fun.

by j reed on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

braces and a uni-brow

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

cmon now… those aint self-inflicted.

by j reed on Aug 24, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

but he’s from Georgia

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually that’s a nice li’l ditty

by j reed on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

classic…but I was going with the backwoods Deliverance angle

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah. Then he’s already married.

by j reed on Aug 24, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watched them play the PA team tonight...

He hit a ball 300 feet into the 30,000 people in the stands. That PA team brings more people to the ballpark than half the teams in the MLB. Crazy.

I vaguely remember watching Colby Rasmus in the LLWS.

by PhillyPhanatic20 on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you see the diving catch and the throw from the hole in short off his back to 1st to almost get the out…unreal!

28 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did see that, amazing.. Orel actually made a good point about his crappy footwork and how he’ll move to the corners when he grows older. Somehwere, Keith Law nodded in approval.

by PhillyPhanatic20 on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see him pitch in that extra inning game?

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. I’m guessing he throws at an Almonte-esque level.

by PhillyPhanatic20 on Aug 24, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, it’s one thing to go to a Star Trek Convention, it’s another thing to show up with Spock ears. That’s the Nerd-Con level your fastly approaching for a baseball fan.

by j reed on Aug 24, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s not limited to baseball

28 and counting...

by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Chris Drury back in the day

by taco pal on Aug 24, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will say that going to the LLWS is kind of a “bucket list” thing for me. It’s one of my favorite annual events in sports.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to watch it in year’s past, though this year not so much. If the Pennsylvania team makes the Championship and we do not get blown away by a hurricane on Sunday, I might make the trip to watch it.

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by Justin F. on Aug 24, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a little bit of a mixed bag for me. The competition itself is great, but the ESPN coverage is a little much at times.

by PhillyPhanatic20 on Aug 24, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes but that’s true of anything ESPN covers. Anymore I’m just thankful when a sporting event isn’t ruined by the fact that Fox is broadcasting it.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Fox

I don’t get any Phils games broadcasted by them, just crap AL Central games.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Aug 24, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Completely broke my heart. The team from Kentucky was from a town about 30 miles from my hometown.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Aug 24, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big Pelf has been stellar at CBP

In his last 5 starts at CBP from 09-11, Big Pelf has accumulated 21.2 innings and posted an 11.22 ERA w/ 11 K, 10 BB, 41 hits….and his in 2 starts there this season it gets only better with a 14.21 ERA over 6.1 innings of pure mound mastery…seems like someone maybe has some inner demons

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 24, 2011 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be happy if we just avoid the no-hitter.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Aug 24, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the bullpen is the place for him after all.

by phillyinportland on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed.

Sounds like the bullpen CBP is the place for him after all.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some Crazy Numbers

The Milwaukee Brewers are in an amazing stretch where they have gone 24-4 since July 26th. Since the All Star Game they are 29-10. They have gone from a slightly above .500 team to one that has a chance to win over 95 games. The Atlanta Braves are also hot. They have gone 15-4 since August 3rd. Since the ASG they are 24-14.
And despite two very hot teams in the National League, the Phillies have stayed well ahead of both. Three days after the Brewers began their hot streak the Phillies started an 18-5 stretch of their own. Since the ASG they are 26-10.
And if that’s not that impressive, just think how close the Phillies came to making that mark 21-2. Yes, they are good.

by phillyinportland on Aug 24, 2011 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Something else that I was thinking about with this recent Hamels to the DL trip…once he comes back, on Monday, the Phillies will now have Halladay, Lee, Hamels, Oswalt and Worley in that order. I assumed that going into the playoffs they were going to shuffle things around anyway to get back to that but now it seems like it is being done before even getting into September.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Aug 24, 2011 7:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Charlie is definitely getting his Chess pieces into place, Independence Day style

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was probably as big a factor as anything

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by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

5th best starting pitcher on team is 9-1

Can anyone ever recall a similar situation?

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

by BenDerDonDat on Aug 24, 2011 8:02 AM EDT reply actions  

New Phillies bumper sticker

Our #5 pitcher can beat up your #1

by njns on Aug 24, 2011 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the Phillies, I keep thinking “Marty Bystrom” but his magic was a month or so, not a good chunk of the season, and he was only 5-1 in 1980.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 24, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great reply

I remember Marty “Fat Bottom” Bystrom well. An unbelievable September in 1980 (I think he started 5-0 in the middle of a heated pennant race with the Xpos), never to be heard from again.

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by BenDerDonDat on Aug 24, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

he actually had a decent, if not full, 1981, before sinking into oblivion more or less

by yolacrary on Aug 24, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I stand, or actually sit, corrected

Memory Fail

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

by BenDerDonDat on Aug 24, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

These charm hits. Intrigued.

by Wet Luzinski on Aug 24, 2011 8:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Phillies pitchers hit .127/.154/.142 with 2 2B, 0 HR, and 10 RBI in 378 PA in 2010.
in 2011, it’s .164/.191/.210 with 4 2B, 1 3B, 2 HR, and 14 RBI in 301 PA.

by perfectdepth on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

CLIFF LEE

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kudos

Probably the funniest recap of the season. Nice work.

by JoshuaR on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 AM EDT reply actions  

When I'm wrong I admit it.

When the Phillies traded for Pence, I predicvted nothing short of a BABIP fueled regression for the ages.

All hes done since the trade, in 22 games is continue to sustain a .344 BABIP and put up the following line:

.317/.402/.549 with 5 HR’s, and a pretty darn good 13BB to 18K’s

to put THAT into perspective, he was at a .308/.356/.471 line with a .368 BABIB and had 11 homers with 30 BB to 86K’s on the season (99 games) before the trade.

So the dude has LOWERED his BABIP by 20 points, increased his OBP and slg. exponentially, essentially DOUBLED his walk rate while slightly lowering his K rate, and hit half as many HR’s in 22 games as he did in 99 with the astros.

Not for nuthin, but MAYBERRY has hit behind Pence in 4 of the 5 games he went deep.

Whos protecting who?

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 11:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I think you could make a pretty good case that the Phillies now have both the best pitching (duh) AND the best offense in the league.

by phatj on Aug 24, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good recap

This is all the stuff of Weird Science

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by BenDerDonDat on Aug 24, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

correction.

.329/.414/.575 including last night.

Also, Pence is hitting .285 with 3 BB, 6K’s and 1 HR when someone other than Mayberry hits behind him.

Hes hitting .346 with 10 BB, 10K’s and 4 HR with Mayberry protecting.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Insane.

Awesome, but insane.

by Phrozen on Aug 24, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie is known as a really good hitting coach. Perhaps best in the majors. Could have had some effect…?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This must be the explanation for Cliff Lee’s hitting….

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe. That dude can rake.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Houston this year he worked with Brad Mills and Mike Barnett.

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by Justin F. on Aug 24, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Pence’s success thus far is sustainable, I wonder if the change from Mills/Barnett to Cholly/Gross had anything to do with it.

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by Justin F. on Aug 24, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, I think its the cheesesteaks and butterscotch krimpets.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Aug 24, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quis proteggere ipsos defensores?

I hope that isn’t a bridge to far, but I tried to work it out riffing on “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So apparently on nights before he pitches, Worley stays up until dawn and sleeps in well past noon gameday. He does this to avoid anxiousness. I suppose this is good except when he has to pitch an afternoon game.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Aug 24, 2011 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a good way to develop insomnia.

by Cormican on Aug 24, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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