After the Phillies' Two Game Losing Streak: PANIC!

Panic on the streets of Philly
Panic on the streets of Manayunk
I wonder to myself
Could wins ever come again?
The subpar teams that you play down to
I wonder to myself
Hopes once rose to the stratosphere
But Phillie Phan, that's not safe here
'Cause they play down
With no safety of the crown
But there's Panic on the streets of Kensington
Darby, Berlin, Bustleton
I wonder to myself

Burn down their chances
Hang their blessed record
Because the baseball that they recently play
IT DOES NOTHING TO GET TO THE HIGHLIFE
Hang their blessed record
Because the baseball they recently play

The subpar teams that you play down to
Subspecial teams you lose your crown to
Hang their record, Hang their record, Hang their record
Hang their record, Hang their record, Hang their record
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
Hang their record, Hang their record, Hang their record
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
Hang their record, Hang their record, Hang their record
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
HANG THEIR RECORD, HANG THEIR RECORD
Hang their record, Hang their record, Hang their record
HANG THEIR RECORD

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