1] I merge with traffic onto S. Front St.
Because Cliff Lee made it.
Because of Cliff Cliff no doubt.
3] Hung with an Old Timer, made gentlemen's bet Mayberry would blast one this game.
Took only 2 minutes for the Howard hate to start. Left when he said Pence would be here for 10 years.
4] Some lady asks me, "Who's on first". "One-Hip Gload". She chuckles and says, "I know, too bad.
He's a good bench player when he's healthy." I smile and Sarge "wow" to myself.
5] I swear on Cthulhu's tentacles, fat Derek Jeter stood next me, all 5' 3" of him, for half the game.
6] The joys of UZR. Sometimes he fields like he's as old as his number, other times he fields like his age.
7] Then comes Dudley. 2 outs, 0-2 count. An absurd gag, a monkey trick, an Irish Bull, a childish joke.
8] Our high socks threw more strikes than their high socks did. Naches.
Catholics fans, may Piece be with you. Kiss it hard haters.
George Inness, The Rainbow. 1878, oil on canvas [30in. x 45 in.]
Frederic Edwin Church, Rainy Season in the Tropics. 1866, oil on canvas [56 1/4in. x 84 3/16 in.]