The Unwatchables: Phillies at Mets Game Thread, September 25, 2011
Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets, Sep 25, 2011 2:10 PM EDT
Hello? Is this thing on?
I have no illusions that this will be a highly watched game in light of pretty much everything... crappy play, meaninglessness of the proceedings, and a certain football team's big divisional game at the same time.
Use this thread to discuss anything you want.
Roy Halladay is going for his 19th victory, to get to the point. And the Phillies have historically clobbered Mike Pelfrey BIG BIG BIG PELF.
See ya around.
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Joecatz has secret Force powers
or whatever sort of powers it takes to will a lineup into existence.
This is bordering on Ibanez-Research-level psychicry.
Haven’t you guys realized yet that I’m really Charlie Manuel?
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by j reed on Sep 25, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kill in the baseball sense!
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh ok in that case then yes, murder him. Murder him dead.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Watching 2 games commenting on 2 threads and wring a paper simultaneously is hard
Baseball is like Crack but better for you
Your professor
“Mr. Blue1027, why does your paper include random instances of ‘Oh my god, please fucking tackle’?”
by Delicious Cake on Sep 25, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Something called a Home Run. I have to admit, I’ve never heard of it either.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty bad
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That cortisone shot was suppose to help. :-( Don’t let them take you out behind the stadium Ryan.
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."
by Borg_Queen on Sep 25, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
too funny…
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
so for those of you who were unaware, the 9 starters came into this game with the folling triple slash career line against Pelfrey in 261 AB’s:
307/411/479
10 HR 2 3B 10 2B, and if it wasn’t for Ibanez 1 BB to 9K’s against Pelf, they qwould have more BB than K’s collectively.
25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark
I come home from mass. The Phillies are winning. It’s a miracle!
I come home from mass. The Eagles are losing. It’s heretical!
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This is why you need to go to a Saturday evening Mass like the WM household does.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Eagles just ran the fire drill…Vick had not a goddamn clue.
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yeah….I’m by no means a medical expert, but I have no idea why they would play him after a concussion, let alone after a concussion for a week three game.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s a reason that we call it the “Forgive us for what we are about to do” Mass.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And my biggest failing has always been my potty-mouth.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Touché
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Vick just had a major brain fart but still got the field goal
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He may miss second half, his head is whacked
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Been wearing it for a couple of games. And doing so tastefully.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Noticed that yesterday and on Thursday. The first time I noticed it, I thought he might have been coordinating with his pitchers, but that theory’s shot now.
I’ll take that as a “not as nice as Pence’s”
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t either. That’s why I asked. Usually BQ answers me…
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
verrrrrrry inter REST ing.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Roy Halladay is the league leader in sacrifice bunts?
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No-hitter, “eff you” style?
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW THIS IS THE PHILLIES I KNOW !!!
3 runs already in the first inning and Roy Boy goes 9 pitches to shut down the Stinkin mets and ….
Another run !!!
4-0 Phillies !!!!
This is the TEAM THAT I KNOW !!!! GET YOUR SWAGGER BACK !!!
(pppssssttt…. 14-13 Eagles losing by one point to the Giants at halftime!)
FLYERROB ! YOU STAY AWESOME FLYERS FANS ! ~ ~ ~ Lori Wilson Gray ~ ~ April 07th 1967 - May 27th 2011 ~ May you rest in Peace ~ I love you and miss you big Sis ! I cant believe at 44 yrs of age .. you went to sleep and never woke up. I promise to take care of Matt and Emily for you. With Love, your baby Brother.
huh ???
whats that mean
dot dot dot dot ???
FLYERROB ! YOU STAY AWESOME FLYERS FANS ! ~ ~ ~ Lori Wilson Gray ~ ~ April 07th 1967 - May 27th 2011 ~ May you rest in Peace ~ I love you and miss you big Sis ! I cant believe at 44 yrs of age .. you went to sleep and never woke up. I promise to take care of Matt and Emily for you. With Love, your baby Brother.
Chase,
Thank you, thank you. I never thought “let’s go eat” was so important to me. Please, Chase. Let me eat.
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I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 2:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How can Pence protect Howard if he is hitting 3rd?
/overblown story lines’d
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Howard now protects Pence.
It's only gonna get funner
by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I would be very happy if this is the playoff lineup.
by philsandthrills on Sep 25, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, it’s amazing how the alleged “slump” seems like it didn’t happen once all the regulars are back in.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Rays up 4-1 on Toronto after Longoria Homer, bases loaded 2 outs in the 4th.
and Yanks up 4-1 on Boston.
25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark
My goodness, what is happening to Boston? I have not been watching their games, BABIP’d to death like early in the season? Or are they legitimately stinking it up?
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They’ve just pitched terribly. Everyone. Even Lester.
by philsandthrills on Sep 25, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s just say that I’m glad that my headrest on my bed is soft cause I keep hitting my head against it. It’s just been bad… lack of pitching, lack of hitting and just ugly baseball. Salty couldn’t catch Wake’s knuckler at the beginning of the game, so that led to 2 runs on passed balls, Posada homered and it’s just been bad. Basically, bad luck but also just getting hurt by walks and bad bounces.
Hmm. I’m trying to remember where I saw it, but Salty really got hammered on some new measures of catcher defence. Might be another point for it, unless he’s just been catching Wake all year, in which case the data’s tainted.
Yeah, I feel like he’s been catching Wake a lot this year but I went to a few games that Wake started and Varitek started. I haven’t seen these numbers, so I’m just going based off of the top of my head. I’ll try and find these numbers.
Something tells me Mr. Young would not appreciate that much.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Halladay’s pretty tall for an ex-Hobbit.
by Delicious Cake on Sep 25, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn’t develop his hunch yet, that takes time.
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ok seriously get Vick out of there. HE’s obviously not well.
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for that one play yes. And for every other play in the preceding half?
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean, i know he missed that fly ball. a no-hit bid would probably have distracted from more urgent issues today though.
a very famous band, or so I’ve been told.
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
They made songs that everybody liked, even though every song they made sounded like it was put together by a study group.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You can check out, but you can never leave…..or something like that.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s been pretty much my whole life. Lived in the suburbs of NY and DC…
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
before my time. So I have no opinion.
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This. Also perhaps the most overrated band of the classic rock era.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, I thought you were asking what the eagles were, not the score.
by phillies0100 on Sep 25, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
no way anyone ever should get that strike.
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t know whether being Juaned is worse than being Smith’d
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to see a saber analysis of how many runs juan samuel has cost the Phillies this year.
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yeah but saying that Polly’s turn around third was slow on that play is like saying that Andy Reid is fat today.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I really think Sandberg is gonna be the 3rd base coach next year…
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I wouldn’t be opposed to that, but you know he’s at least going to get a look from the Cubs.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be interesting. I guess it would be the whole set up to take over in 2013.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.. and the Sox are playing a doubleheader today… so it will be interesting to see what happens tonight…
So if the Rays win and the Sox lose both of today’s games, the Rays (for now) hold the wild card.
Bob.
The Rays are up 1.5 games in the Wild Card, so if the Rays win and Sox lose during the day, then the Sox will be up .5 games. If the Sox lose tonight, then the Rays will be up by .5.
So yes, by .5 games, but someone can double check my math there!
If the Angels win today that will make things even more fun. I’m kind of rooting for a three way tie.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Brady, back to back interceptions. I almost feel pity for Boston fans.
It's only gonna get funner
Bills suck considerably less this year.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
well do any of these games really mean anything?
my ex girlfriend’d
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Offensive genius Andy Reid strikes again, exact same play call three straight times on the goal line.
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WOOT RUNZ, LEADZ
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks. That, and Dick Humor was a wonderful utility infielder for the great 1970s Cubs teams.
by Wet Luzinski on Sep 25, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching Howard and Pence running the bases is like watching a Steven Seagal movie then watching the sequel to a Steven Seagal movie
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Games started by Mike Pelfrey are the best.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
However much I would like to agree with you, I love games started by Chris Volstad.
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets hope
this is not just a Pelfreyism & they actually go into the playoffs like this
runz iz runz
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
2 OUT RUNZZ
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
Vick’s been taken out of the game.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Dogs everywhere wag their tails without quite knowing why.
by Wet Luzinski on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It looks like somebody flipped the switch back to “ON.”
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
Hunger strike for the win
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I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Do it every game in the playoffs too…
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It worked for Gandhi to get the sides to stop fighting.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah but it never worked for the India Cricket team
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, cause no one gives a damn about stupid insects starving themselves.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t imagine what sport they would play.
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by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably just run a lot, and do long jump competitions.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
so steeplechase?
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Crickets ride horses….sure, unless they should ride a smaller animal.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought this Renaissance Faire commercial was an extended joke of some sort. And then the logo came up.
You may still be correct.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The law of averages dictates
That they will now win every game until the end of the World Series.
by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
TMac: "The Phillies have scored nine runs in their first four at bats."
if we can carry that into the playoffs, we’ll be golden.
Heck, the Phils can score nine runs in their first four pitches.
"You play to win the playoffs, and we let 'em off the hook!" -Herm Mora Green
this reminds me of a line from the legendary Bobby the Brain Hennan: “I could beat a guy a million different ways. One time I had a main event match, and the guy gave up during introductions”
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I much prefer the Phillies’ run-scoring to the Eagles butter-coated defense.
However, I am pleased that Bradshaw has reinvented his career as NFL analyst and former QB to a fairly effective black running back.
So seamlessly, too.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
In what way is it superior to tylenol-3, which is unpatented and dirt cheap?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Vicodin vs. Tylenol 3 Potentcy. It’s Vicodin is like codeine on roids, but a tenth as strong as morphine which more along the lines of dilaudid.
I like Tylenol 3 just fine. Barring major injury. I don’t think I’d want it on roids.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Not too corroded yet.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, so you mean hiring an Offensive Line coach to run the Defense doesn’t work? Well consider me dumbfounded.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
/regresses back to panic mode
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
DOOMED!!!!
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
u should check out BGN, oy
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I cheer for a team that can win the Super Bowl. Six times. Like so many, that they all kind of run together.
But I get the point.
;)
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Certainly did!
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Watched First Contact last night with 9 y/o. He thinks you are the bee’s knees. Do you do birthday parties?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I kind of figured Borgery to be self-financing.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
And somewhere a bankruptcy trustee cringes.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are these Phillies
and what did they do with Travis Lee, Desi Relaford, and Rob Ducey? And the 8 game losing streak?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
a giant Halladay robot appears to be smashing it.
by Wet Luzinski on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he’ll save children, but not the british children.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t believe the Eagles are about to lose to a far inferior team that they’ve completely dominated all day. Thanks for the shitty play calling Andy.
Chooch nearly at a .400 OBP again. He is so underrated offensively.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
He has been on fire, very quietly, the last month or so.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Says something about his willpower, then.
by Shazbot on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Slow burn there.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I am so glad that my fantasy catcher draft pick (Posey) turned into Ichiro and Chooch.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Broken right hand.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nolasco today
51 PC, 2 INN, 9 HA, K, 6 ER, 2.200 FIP
How ’bout that line?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
Victorino, you are awesome.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
When three hour hunger strike ends, should I get a roasted chicken or sushi?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
Chicken.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The 2000 Phillies win/loss chart at Baseball Reference looks like the walls of the house at the end of Amityville Horror:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/PHI/2000.shtml
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
check out the Bills, up 31 to 24 on the Patriots. Brady has been picked 4 times.
It's only gonna get funner
Doc is not fucking around today.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
I love watching the Eagles attempt a 3 yard slant on 3rd and 11. Makes my day.
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The offense is not looking great without Vick and Andy can’t call plays, but I’m most unimpressed with the defense today. For all the hype it had, it looks like there are holes in the zone galore.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
They’re being too aggressive with the DEs, which opens huge gaps for the run game, so the LBs have too much to watch for.
Bob.
Look on the bright side, it could be a 3rd and 1 that was stuffed for the 500th time over the last decade or so.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves losing 3 – 0 in 7th, cub/cards tied 1 – 1.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone have a pitch count handy
for Le Roi?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
75
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He could go 8 without breaking a sweat
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
why was this game at 210 and not 110
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Sympathy for the players after playing the DH yesterday.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I predict…some sort of TV bullshit
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
And that interception takes Eagles fans out of their misery.
And the Eagles have a lot of $$$ committed to their current players. They were all-in.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
That’s true, but I disagree that they’re going all in this year.
by phillies0100 on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they went all-in for this season in the sense of making a lot of big FA acquisitions, but unlike baseball or hockey, there aren’t prospects that they had to surrender for those FAs, so they’re not mortgaging the future for the present.
Bob.
That’s true, and they also managed to acquire something like 11 or 12 picks in next year’s draft
by phillies0100 on Sep 25, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well when you hire an offensive line coach to run the defense, not much happens.
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This. Seemed bizarre to me to hire that guy.
Especially when Ryan was available, and then Ryan goes to Dallas. Inexplicable.
Happily for me, the Eagles, are, at best, my third favorite team and way behind Phils/Flyers.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Rob Ryan’s never coached a good defense in his career.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by alcatraz0109 on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Of football/baseball/basketball/hockey, I think football is clearly the most coach-driven.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This. I’d argue hockey is second. Baseball last (except maybe for pitching).
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
? Your math confuses me. Are you saying that all of the sports coaching on the left side of the equation equals the right?
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
This may end up being a “lost season” like 2005. If it is, then Andy will get one more chance to win, and if he fails in 2012, that’s it, methinks.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
They actually have very very little money committed beyond this season.
by philsandthrills on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Tailgate while waiting for the Steelers tonight
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, against the Colts, the Steelers better be winning by 20.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Just 1 works.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
good thing I don’t give as big of a shit for football as I do for baseball.
It's only gonna get funner
Wait….what’s football?
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s a lie and you know it. The players are too rich to fight in American wars, and if it were college all the athletes would have three tutors following them around.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Eagles loss pissed me off
But coming back to see a big baseball number and zero made me happy again.
by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, this is a terrible strikezone.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
Halladay’s unchanging gameface makes me think he might actually be the Red Skull with the tear-off mask.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
And the super-soldier serum would explain his transformation when being sent down by Toronto. Maybe he’s related to Weapon X.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayberry single……is that legal?
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
It was an accident.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
When did the Lions get kind of good?
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
they were decent last year, they just lost a lot of close games.
It's only gonna get funner
by VanceinmyPants on Sep 25, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
When BABIP starting falling in for them.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh. I can’t read that without hearing Sterling’s voice in my head.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Thuuuuuuuuuuuh…….shit nevermind.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
bills gonna beat pats first time in 16 games
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
OK, this is just wrong. Navy blue hat, powder blue shirt with navy piping and navy undershirt, and white pants. Fugly.
Bob.
We’re about to have a uni fashion rumble between TheDark and EREX21.
J reed, we need that ,.gif where the guy pulls up a lawn chair.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
channeling the 80’s royals
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m putting the Rays on the “radio”.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
Paulino is kind of annoying.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
Rays win.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
Bastardo is shot.
Can’t trust him in the playoffs.
It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.
Unfortunately, yeah. It’s just sad to see him lose all that steely resolve and dominance he had not so long ago. Hopefully he returns strong next season.
by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He is gassed. Dubee and Charlie think it is tipping pitches. Morons.
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Do they both think that, or just Dubee, and Charlie believes him because he doesn’t know any better.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
That could be.
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Yes, “tipping” pitches is a canard.
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by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Chance are it is and mind you I don’t give Dubee the benefit of he doubt but we just don’t know what Bastardo’s limits are. Fatigue is tricky and seriously complex, there’s not much in the way of statistically significant data to be sure which is why I go with tolerances established by a few years of data. There’s no way he could have maintained his earlier numbers fatigue or no fatigue. This could be a fast and hard regression to the mean as much as it is fatigue.
Yeah, guess I’m known for overuse of “this”
Well, gotta be known for something, guess I’ll be known for “this,” huh.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
This.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well to be fair it’s the first time he’s pitched with a lead since 1985
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Should the Phillies win, this will be the least enjoyable Phillies win for me. F***ing Eagles.
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by PhiladelphiaEagles on Sep 25, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
Really? This win will be more enjoyable for me because the Eagles lost. Something to hold on to.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative! GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!
by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This bullpen needs Bastardo to get his act together.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Balls.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
Seems like he’s relying a lot on the slider and I expect his FB to be a little hotter. Low 90’s per tv.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
So what's the bullpen scenario
In the playoffs now? What would you do for 7 and 8 in a close game?
by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
Cookies and Worley
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Pray.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Paging WM and BQ
Prayers have been requested. You know your job next Sat night/Sunday.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Roy Oswalt, even if he started and threw 7 innings three days before.
/s
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
TIME TO PANIC AGAIN!!!!!!

Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
So how much longer does Tony pitch and let the Mets get runs?
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."
Till Worley gets warmed over.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So… Bullpen for the playoffs is, who, exactly?
by philsandthrills on Sep 25, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, Calvin Johnson just made a ridiculous catch in OT.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Lions 3-0 for first time in 31 years according to Stockton.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
LOL did you hear that guy flipping out and dropping the F bomb over the ref’s mic?
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
“LEARN THE %#&*ING RULES”
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s actually not bad advice for a lot of NFL refs. This is their weekend job and really as a group they treat it as such.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Bastardo has given up more ER this month than he did all season prior to September. Poor Bastard.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
See my earlier comment. Regression. His current numbers are now realistic, they were not previously.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Vance in relief, during a day game, at Shiti Field

by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
This is so wrong
Appropriate only for Brad.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Forgive me
I’m still not completely accustomed to all tGP memes.
by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Text isn’t needed btw, we know that deep baritone in our head
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets look at it this way; if this had been a playoff game, we might not have even needed a bullpen today.
NIte Owl says
No prob, boys, I got this.
With my special invisi-ball, for the called third strike.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
If Worley becomes the Phillies’ postseason bullpen savior…..I ’m not sure what that will do to my man crush on him
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
Maybe it will push you into that sweet transition from mancrush to full on man stalker.
by magnumforce2006 on Sep 25, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they stadium pa does that, let’s go mets…let’s go mets
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs more less cowbell asshole.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee's thinking he'll go at least eight tomorrow.
Time’s running out for Bastardo to pull it together.
At this point, I’d go with Worley/Lidge/Blanton with either Stutes or Bastardo and maybe De Fratus, with Madson as closer.
Does this open the door for Savery (lefty) or DeFratus?
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
I would need to see more of Savery as well. I know that’s not all the BP spots, but those would be my definites. Go to Worley first if there’s trouble, Lidge if there’s not trouble, throw Blanton in there if need be and then a couple other guys (De Fratus/Savery/Stutes/Bastardo).
I definitely miss Jose Contreras right now.
Throw in Kendrick as well, although I guess he’d only be a long relief/extra innings guy. Add Herndon as well
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Chooch is full of awesome.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions
Cards over Cubs 3 – 2 going to top of 9th, Cubs up.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions
Marlon Byrd lines out to Nick Punto. Phillis cabal at work boning Braves.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know what to root for. I despise the Braves with every fiber of my being and am sick of seeing them, but would rather play them, outcome-wise.
I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley
Tie at season end. 20 inning tiebreaker extravaganza.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Soto K’s. Two out.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
What's up guy?
Slumpas over.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
Cards win
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Barves lead down to one.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
should we sweep them or not? That is the question.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you didn’t want the Cards to get the wild card?
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
No I’m actually in the minority for this blog. I want the Phils to knock out the Barves this week, so long as they don’t do anything stupid in the process.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda like last year again? Cards look more scary than the Braves? You agree?
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I really really really don’t want the Cards in the first round. Would rather have a slumptastic Braves.
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously, the Braves wouldn’t be our first round opponent. Would prefer the Dbacks over the Cards.
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell yeah, I’m mad. Jeez, any criticism is like death. It seems so cliche.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I was referring to Cholly’s choice.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Oops… been a long day.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh...
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m actually unhappy that the Red Sox-Yankees nightcap isn’t on down here. This is the first time ever I’ve wanted to see those two teams play.
Bob.
why?
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn… that what happens when you follow football. I forgot about what fun is.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Trying to watch PGA tour championship for fedex cup playoffs, but they screwed it up with the whacky point system.
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
Wait...what up...
Worley allowed a run? I wasn’t paying attention.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Ball hit over Vic’s head.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
chance of a 3 game playoff?
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
they were mathematically eliminated last night.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Not happy with you, Blue.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
So Torrey Smith of the Ravens…his first 3 catches of his career have been for 74, 41 and 18 yards…all in the first quarter, all Touchdowns.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
unsustainable.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Next week’s #1 waiver pickup.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
c’mon Nite Owl for the sake of private property and the lives of small animals in the Delaware Valley…..
And the children!
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Worley hates both of these things. He’s a dirty commie and a heartless NRA card carrying hunter all in one convenient package.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Kim John Wayne Ill
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, totally coming out of left field here, but Blue Sky ginger ale is pretty good, and it doesn’t have any chemicals in it – just water, cane sugar, ginger flavor, and citric acid.
Bob.
Paging Chemistry66 from BSH. We need an expert opinion here.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Worley 1.2 innings pitched, PC: 37-22. 1 ER. Not great.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
I actually like the idea of Worley as the 7th/8th inning guy.
25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark
So Charlie, is this your way of telling us to expect Worley as a 7th/8th guy?
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
I think you’re onto something there. Worley will still be pretty much unseen for the D’Backs – a three-inning start cut short by rain, but the Brewers did beat him a couple of weeks ago. He might see the Braves this series, and before now he has done well in two games, one start, one inning in relief.
by phillyinportland on Sep 26, 2011 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I just remember Arizona finished like 26 games back last year, wtf did they do to turn it around this year
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
Weird OT
Can any of you get into weather.com right now?
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Trying to figure out how close tornado watch is to me. It’s giving a weird error message. Think I’m OK for now.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Ah. That would give away the TN compound location. No can do. But thanks anyway!
I was actually more worried that it might be my computer or my ISP. Still am.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Thanks, I realized after I posted that it was a quixotic request.
FYI, I just went into my local TV station radar, and it’s still a couple of counties away. But coming this way.
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
Stop with the mule strong stuff Wheels. You are crazy.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Setting: anonymous fashion runway
Enter – Chris Wheeler
MC:
"Wheels is wearing Mule Strong khakis from their casual line….
Cole is giving Wheels pointers on how to improve his runway strut.
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayberry walking is like a piano maestro playing chopsticks.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
And only one window open on the ipad at a time.
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Not one that dictates Mad Dog. But I suppose he needs work.
9-4
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Thanks. If I have two windows open on the ipad, it messes up the commenting on sbn sites. Irritating.
by LeepinLizardz on Sep 25, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta do errands before the storm hits. See y’all…
Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.
How did Reyes get on base? The game didn’t come back on my TV till after his at bat for some reason.
Maybe we’ll be lucky enough to not hear the chop.
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
IT’S OVER! IT’S ALL OVER!
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions
Madson looks tired or hung over
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
WE WON, YOU GUYS!

Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
wrong team.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, just a TGP meme.
A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al
by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
One that I haven’t seen in a while, so I thought I’d bring it back around.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Our long national nightmare is over.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
Oh yeah, and I can go eat dinner now.
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 25, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY, DINNER!
Might as well just hand them over.
by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 25, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Sooo the Phillies Magic Number for the best record in baseball AND for the regular season wins record is three.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
Get that momentum going.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
AND the angels are winning, if they win and the Sox lose this evening the Rays and Red Sox will be tied and the Angels will be one game back. I love this time of year.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
Yeah, I wish the Rangers would missed the playoffs
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Lincecum just injured his catcher. Slider bounced in the dirt and whacked him straight in the mask. Looks like it just shook him up a bit, but he’s obviously in a fair bit of pain.
Bob.
hmmm I wonder what rule change the Giants fans will demand for that.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Catching will now be done by a large net.
by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 25, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
San Francisco needs to DFA this Lincecum guy for more training. Bottom of the fifth, bases loaded, no outs, and he’s given up 4 runs already in the game. ERA so far is 9.00.
Bob.
like woah...
so giants missed the playoffs..
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Both wild card races will be down to 1 game at best going into the last series of the season. Boston is tied with Tampa and 1 up on LAA with a loss, and 1 and 2 up respectively with a win tonight.
Atlanta plays at Philly
St.Louis is at Houston
Boston travels to Baltimore
Tampa gets the Yanks at home
LAA go to Texas.
If the Red sox blow this, playing the 3rd worst team in the AL, when the Angels and Rays play the 2 best, they should be hung in effigy.
If Atlanta should somehow pull it out, they should be given credit where credit is due.
I’m calling Tampa/Texas NYY/Detroit and St.Louis/Philly Milwaukee/Arizona.
So says Catstradamus.
25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark
possible for a 3 way playoff?
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
game?
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Talk about an awkward three way…
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Angels wearing red sox having sex with a Devil Ray?
by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 25, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Bestiality is not permitted ’round these parts.
A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al
by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
So let it be written, so let it be done.
A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al
by WanderingMoses on Sep 25, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Going big with the predictions.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative! GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!
by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 25, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And suddenly the A’s have the bases loaded with one out
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mac sucks.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Windows 7 just I hate Compaq. Brought it because my old computer fan was annoying loud.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I like Dell but I would rather have a desktop with possible with a unix operating system.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Dell isn’t what it used to be when they first started. But as far as PCs go I haven’t heard of any brand that is significantly better.
See below. ASUS: cheap, durable, and powerful.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Macs to me seem like a useless status symbol. Why would spend 2000 on a computer? Oh it lasts longer? Well, if you weren’t too lazy to maintain it…
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, I give you that. Works with photoshop and adobe design but i hate it when people like to say Mac are better than PC
Kind of like people arguing google chrome is better than fire fox.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta admit the mac is reliable if djs depend their lives on it working at a club, i wouldn’t trust my pc to function without having to restart it or something and getting mugged by a meth head
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Just switched back to PC, zero regrets. Get an ASUS, they’re amazing computers.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was the Walmart computer.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha, no way. ASUS used to deal with strictly internal hardware, so they know how to build CPUs and motherboards and such. They just decided to put their own cases around them instead. My computer scientist buddy told me they were almost certainly top 3 in PC brands.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
granite or cheap knockoff?
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a dell, got an asus. Wish I stuck with dell, the dell lasted me 6 years very few problems. The asus is 2 years old and kinda gimpy
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve only had mine for a couple months. It’s one of their newer models off the line, and they’re supposed to last forever. We’ll see, though.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
3 years is forever in the computer industry. It’s an industry that confuses innovation with satiating a need for the next high.
law of planned obselecence
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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The bane of my existence.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
one thing I will say, in my perspective at least, it’s not nearly as bad now as it was in the late 90’s. I remember I bought a new tower in 1999 and two weeks later I went back to get a part for it. Not only did they not make that tower anymore but they weren’t selling it anymore.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The rapeage that was compusa
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I just barfed a little.
Or Barved, whichever is more appropriate.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So apparently Mike Vick has a broken hand. Of course the team Dr’s didn’t keep him out of the game after a concussion, so a broken hand he can just get over it.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
he wasn't there.
People act like a concussion isn’t a serious head injury.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s something that needs to be reviewed about NFL cultures. When doctors are team employees they’re going to make decisions that increases the team’s chances of winning, including when it means endangering the players’ health.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah… Kafka could not have been much worse too… his interception looked like he was throwing to the Giants’ player.
by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 25, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn’t just the doctors even the people over BGN believe just because a neurologist cleared it, it’s good.
Doctors are people too…
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a concussion before and was cleared the next day. I still wasn’t there for awhile…
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I’m pretty sure your job doesn’t involve roided up 300 pound men with 4.2 40 times running straight at you and knocking you down, too.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn… i wasn’t alive then.
Avoiding BGN... grumpy assholes. At least I have the GoodPhight.
Hmmm... who is the Lequan fellow? Too smart for the argument?? I smell troll.
by chillyphilly on Sep 25, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
pga tour championship in playoff for 10 mil on nbc
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
You realize playoff stats don’t count towards regular season stats right? I’m guessing based on the statement above, you don’t.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
oh rats, that’s his last start. Thought he had one more. Disappointing. :(
Only 3 games left. Time flies by doesn’t it?
The force is not strong with this one :p
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ha figured u’d know that Roy is gonna be pitching in game 1 of the….PLAYOFFS this week
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that whole counting thing always throw me for a loop too.
Well it did, then I got a first grade education.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ben was busy giving speeches to the UN to stop charity for the lazy poor… he can’t be expected to follow baseball too.
by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 25, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
A’s just tied it up.
I fucking love this time of year.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
I can’t believe I’m getting so caught up in this race, given my publicly acknowledged disdain for the American League.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And just the way AL fans love to think that the NL is just a bunch of old hacks. But yes, I’m also not a fan of the DH, but I’d rather not get off on that tirade.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
eh yea i think both leagues end up with dh within 10 years
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
considering the nfl is turning in arena league numbers with the rule changes
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
This. At least I hope not. I’ve actually heard some murmurings that a lot of AL teams would like to eliminate the DH, which would be awesome it’s just dumb and goes against the nature of baseball.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
2009 WS came down to Hideki Matsui, wouldn’t be on a NL team, for that money anyway
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well shit, if we’re not going to let pitchers hit, I say let’s DH for the catcher, too. That position is incredibly notorious for being primarily defensive. Save a few noteworthy players (Gehrig, Berra, Bench, Piazza), how often do you get a catcher with serious offensive capabilities? And it’s an incredibly tiring and dangerous position to play. Catchers do not run well, no surprises there considering how worn out their knees are. And as harmful as it is to throw a baseball at 95 mph, it’s not any less dangerous to have that baseball thrown at you, with the only thing standing between you and the pitcher is a batter with a large wooden stick that might end up fouling the ball into a sensitive area of your body. I don’t care if you’re wearing a mask, you’re still going to get your bell rung by a foul ball off the grill. And how many times do we see batters causing catchers serious injury (yeah, I’m looking at you Scott Cousins). So catchers have to deal with this and try to hit? But pitchers, who are in considerably less danger on the field don’t have to hit? No dice, man.
Point is, you play a position on the field, you pick up a bat.
Ok, I’m finished.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
A’s up 6-5. Sac fly
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A’s inning over. Aybar Kendrick and Abreu about to come up against Fountain of the Saints.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
check that. Andrew Bailey.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Voorhees, NJ represent!
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Angels lose. They’re down by 2.5 games now.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 25, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone needs to tie the NBA and NHL execs to a chair and force them to watch this last week of games. Showing them why it is not a good idea to invite sixteen teams to the playoffs. who knows if those two leagues had pennant races maybe the NBA and NHL would have a meaningful regular season game every now and then.
Sometimes I make a good comment. Sometimes I make a bad one. Really it's all a crapshoot.
Well the NBA will really appreciate all the regular season games now
by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 25, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, because two years ago the last NHL game of the season between the Flyers and the Rangers wasn’t a win-and-in game.
Bob.
What a game that was.
Time is not made of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
-Michael J Caboose
by TheOrangeCone on Sep 25, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions

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