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Winaholics! Tonight at 7:10 p.m.: Phillies at Braves Game Thread, September 27, 2011

Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves, Sep 27, 2011 7:10 PM EDT


The Phillies look to play a**hole to the Braves again tonight in Atlanta, who held on to their one game lead in the National League Wild Card race thanks to an extra inning loss by the Cardinals (to the lowly Astros, no less).

Roy Oswalt goes for the Phillies against Derek Lowe, the drunken sot.

Discuss the game below.

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Philadelphia Phillies
@ Atlanta Braves

Tuesday, Sep 27, 2011, 7:10 PM EDT
Turner Field

Roy Oswalt vs Derek Lowe

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around I dunno.

 

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Roy Oswalt

#44 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-0

190

R

R

Aug 29, 1977

 

 

 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Roy Oswalt 8-10 23 22 0 0 0 0 133.0 150 60 57 10 32 89 3.86 1.37




Derek Lowe

#32 / Pitcher / Atlanta Braves

6-6

230

R

R

Jun 01, 1973

 

 

 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Derek Lowe 9-16 33 33 0 0 0 0 183.0 206 105 100 13 70 135 4.92 1.51






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Why does Lowe look like he’s high in a sun backed sauna in his pic?

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Cause that’s what he was doing when they took that pic.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweat lodge, peyote ritual

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmQUXR1Tj8Y

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a great amateur video. A view into the mind of the cameraman, for sure.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interpretation

“PIETASTERS! PIETASTERS! PIETASTERS! PIETASTERS! Oh, look! TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!”

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Horny HC

I know you were a horn player…..
Few punk bands use them unless its ska related.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s some in steampunk. Abney Park’s been experimenting with trumpet and trombone.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steampunk is actually really awesome. I could never pull the look off, but its pretty badass.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im a Horne playa……

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although there’s horn in grindcore

And Peter Brötzmann in Last Exit (experimental jazz punk fusion awesomesauce)

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

UTLEY BOMB

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Awww screw it lets just sweep this series and set the team record

by Domonate on Sep 27, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Utley bombs!

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too!!!

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chase a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Chase a-ah
He’ll save every one of us

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So, MLB decided Florida wants to see Baltimore-Boston instead of Philadelphia-Atlanta. I’m watching Rays-Yanks instead.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I’m sure Rays fans would rather see the Sox game over the Phills anyway.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but there are probably fewer Rays fans in Florida than either Braves fans or Phillies fans.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, SunSports (the local channel showing the Rays game) is doing continual updates of the Orioles-Sox game. Baltimore’s up 1-0.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent. rooting for the Rays to stick it to the Sox.

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

But also by that logic, Im sure there are fewer Phillies and Braves fans then there are Sox fans….I would put O’s above Braves but below Phills in terms of Florida fans.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure – quite a few Braves fans from the pre-Marlins days, when Atlanta was the closest team for anyone living in Florida.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m also sure 80% of the people that were living in Florida before the Marlins have passed on by today.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

…that was less than 20 years ago. In 1990, out of 13 million, over 6 million were under age 35.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t totally sure. There are people who think 90% of Florida is 65+

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my gosh, I love homeruns! How have we never talked about this?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Home runs by the Phillies

Pros? Cons? Discuss.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pros-Scores more runs, which is directly correlated with more winning.
Cons- You can’t steal a base if you hit a home run.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases can be stolen?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

More then stealing basses?

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this better than stealing tenors?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

grandslams..its like 4 homeruns at once!

by Easedel on Sep 27, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll likely lose my job tomorrow, but Utley makes everything better.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Bummer. Company related?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhat, a customer went too far today and I mercilessly trolled him as a result. Possibly too far, I’m expecting a sharp lashing, and tomorrow is Day 90. So yeah, I guess I’ll find if they really like me.

I still consider myself justified, because the moment slurs come out, I don’t care.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He tried to look up my facebook profile, fortunately he found the dummy one I use for actual work purposes. Changed the profile pick to something … revolting.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no, I meant what do you do for a job….

But, thanks for the extra jucy detail haha

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Presently I work at an email marketing service firm, emphasis on “presently”

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that. I hope things work out for you.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 7:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s not even fun to read the posts at TC anymore, they’re all Debbie Downers

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t you be?

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if we were tied for the wild card

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ve also had a 10 game lead evaporate. I mean really, it’d be incredibly difficult not to get dispirited. Remember the absurd amounts of negativity after the NLCS last year?

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but that was after we lost. We were still pretty positive when it was a 3-2 series

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

When were they not……

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the start of the last series

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negadelphia!

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

Did anyone else watch the Weeds finale last night and still have no idea what the fuck happened?

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw it. I get it. But I don’t want to spoil it for anyone.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get what happened, I just don’t know who was responsible for doing it (NO SPOILERS!!)

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok. Well I don’t think they did it. I think they got capped before they could do it.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve been hearing. I wish it had been Celia, that would have been a pleasant surprise

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

I appreciate that you always respond to my OT pop culture posts

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad to help.

I think it was a dude behind the scope but I could be wrong. I read an interview with the creator and she said someone from her Nancy’s past wants her dead but we don’t know who yet.

It’s possible that, that could be the series finale. Season 8 hasn’t been ok’d yet.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it isn’t, it’s finally getting back on track

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah this season was better than I expected.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Takes the bloopiest of bloop hits to bring about the night’s first Chop.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

HA!

The way things are going for the Braves, I wouldn’t be surprised to get a Chop after a 1-0 count for McCann

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Low threshold… God I hate that song!

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 7:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

By the way, Workaholics is a pretty funny show for those who haven’t gotten around to seeing it.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I watched 15 minuets of an episode and hated it. Everything felt forced.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

most comedies are that way anymore

by Easedel on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but there are still good shows out there. I mean, I watch very non cartoon comedies anyway, but I do think there are some better shows. But hey, I’m not gonna judge his choice of TV, God knows the crap I watch, most people would think I’m weird.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should definitely give it a chance. I believe they got the show based off a bunch of youtube videos they did. This is one of the funnier ones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3rr9Gf7jI&feature=related

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you thought that was forced, watch the pilot episode of Whitney. Go ahead and do it now. You’ll have had enough by the time Oswalt throws his next pitch

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus had a pretty bad year this year for the Braves. Kind of interesting to compare him with Dom Brown.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep thinking back to what Chipper said while Heyward was on the DL- careful what you wish for.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Home run, Ben Zobrist. 2-0 Rays.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

And Baltimore is winning 1-0.

Yep.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been hard to beat the last few weeks for schadenfreude. I hope we’re building to a two-choke crescendo.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst case scenario is a playoff game in TB, but lets hope that they take the WC outright.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Colon throws the ball away on a pickoff attempt, Rodriguez advances to third

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for them!

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

BTW, enough with the rain already. FFS.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it raining in Atlanta?

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ohh yeah, Jimmy deff has his groove back

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This is incredibly encouraging for next week.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I like #2 Chuts.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Sox show some life.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m a winaholic. I’m addicted to winahol.

by dylan1066 on Sep 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions  

I’m addicted to wine-ahol. Is that the same?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been drinking apple-cider lately. Yummers

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit

I knew Bourn was going to get that.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn Astros giving the Braves Bourn.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

So annoying. While we give up a ransom for Pence.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Charlie: This is your line-up for the rest of 2011.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes please.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen! I’m lovin’ it!

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lineup gods decided to smile on the Phillies – for the first time ever.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So how’s it going? I have the score on my laptop but I am playing Fifa 12 so no tv for now.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It goes well. 3-0 Phillies.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is it? i was debating between fifa 12 and nhl 12

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So was I. I went with Fifa for now. I may get NHL 12 soon but I figured I would wait until rosters are finalized and updated.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

One run in the first, two so far in the third.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can only hope for three in the fifth, five in the seventh, and seven in the ninth.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha did you see Chippers body language. It was like all aww fuck derek you drunk bastard.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like the finger pointing has begun.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gained a little respect for Chipper, going out with pain because there’s no choice for him.

I’m sure the first sign of the Fucking Chop will take care of that.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree- I don’t like him, but I have a whole lot of respect for playing through the pain to do everything he can for his team.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 8:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ryan Howard

Hypothetical question. Say you wanted to trade him. What would you have to give up to do it? What if you wanted Team X to take on all or almost all of his salary? What if you were willing to take on some, what return would you want?

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

$10,000,000 a year in cash, for starters.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is the point of trading Howard away but retaining his salary? That would only make sense if we had a super hot 1B prospect charging his way through the minors named Jon Singl-

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant

Like the other team takes 80% of his salary but are not willing to take on all of it.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, it hurts.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have I told you lately that I hate you? Have I told you there’s no one below you? Fill my heart with madness, add to my sadness, cause me troubles – that’s what you do.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That shouldn’t even be a hypothetical question. Bite your tongue.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww Ellsbury homered to give the Red Sox a 2-1 lead.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Russell Martin home run

Solo shot.

Yankees 1, Rays 2.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoever gets the Wild Card, I hope the Yankees go down in the first round.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, like, where did the Phils lose their mojo? How did they get it back? If they’re like me, they left it in the last place they looked! But at least they found it!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe during their victory lap, they forgot about best franchise record?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves GM sent chipper back in time to steal it from a frozen Cliff Lee

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great minds think alike.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes the most sense to me. Except then they would have messed up that other timeline. Just like the Barves!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is difficult to go to the moon all the damn time. Except if you’re Ryan Braun, that dude loves moon shots.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I feel old…I just looked at Hellickson (TB pitcher) and thought “he looks like a kid”

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Bourn loves to steal.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe that’s why Reuben wasn’t interested – he didn’t want a klepto in the clubhouse.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less than 20 seconds.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were saying?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hai—that was ball 3, asshole.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Cut him.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Booted by Jimmy. Error.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the Braves and their fucking stolen racist garbage Chop.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I loathe it. I actually have to turn off the TV when they are doing it.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

even the years when the Mets were the big rival, I always hated the Braves more. Kinda like how in hockey I hate the Canadians and Devils more then the Penguins even today.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t hate the Pens. Just the bandwagon fans that almost got the team moved twice.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Les Habs deserve all the loathing that can be piled on their tiny hobbit-like bodies.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH GIRL

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

Oswalt cleaned that up.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to bail your defense out, Li’l Roy!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d chop to that

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I love a good DP.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This. It wasn’t close at first.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, since I’m just getting here, has lil Roy looked as good the whole game as he’s looked this inning?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

A little shaky at times

But his velocity is there – he hit 95 I think.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news about the velocity.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Velocity good. Energy looks good. Missing some spots with the change-up, but other than that… Good.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I was trying to enjoy my mcnuggets and my friend started talking nonsense like that, I’d slap the shit out of him

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

My mistake, mods!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Question

I know most of the statistical analysis shows that lineup protection is a myth, but what do the data show about the value of splitting up similar-handed hitters as we’re doing? Does that create any discernible effect?

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I am not sure that it is a huge help, except in as much as it may reduce the use of LOOGY’s late in games, or at least water down their effectiveness some.

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

"The only team that can really put any pressure on them and beat them somewhat is us. And I hope we get them head-to-head in the postseason. If we get them head-to-head, we like our chances. We’ve beaten their big three. I’m not sure if any other team in baseball has beaten their big three. They’re a great ballclub, don’t get me wrong. But we’re not scared of them. It’s going to be a knock down, drag out [fight]."

Sup Larry?

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I don’t have any problem with this quote. What’s he supposed to say? “We go home and cry to ourselves in a fetal position in the shower just thinking about the Phillies.” I mean, really.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about not even talking about it at all

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reporters ask a question and the players answer it.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves = :(

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Victorino home!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Bottom half of the lineup starting with Victorino looks much stronger with the new setup.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anyone else having trouble reccing stuff?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I’ve been having issues with SBN all day. Still can’t post on the BSH site.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay. I was hitting rec and got a flag. Don’t want to get anyone in trouble.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I posted something a few hours ago.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite my post above, I could not rec a post in BSH just now, so it is some kind of SBN server problem.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t reply or post at all—just takes me to the top of the page whenever I click a link.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been replying and posting (just did in BSH, on the Shelley cap hit thread, which btw is a good, if annoying,read).

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried. Still can’t. I emailed Travis—can you ask in the thread if there are any reported issues with the site?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just saw this…will try.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe looks like he took a double dose of his Adderall. Coked up, much?

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe his game is Bourbon

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too, but he’s one of the few players in the league that is permitted to take Adderall. That’s why he sweats like a waterfall.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

On Gameday it looked like a good at bat by Polanco,

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was. Would have preferred a bit deeper fly, but the bad throw made it moot.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was that throw from Heyward?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade him to us!!!!!!!!

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing away Roy, swing away

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yanks had the bases loaded with 2 outs and Tex flied out.

2-1 Rays

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I think 90% of the country are rooting for the Rays

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone outside of New England. Maybe even some of them.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to believe how bad the Red Sox have been in September, something like 6-20 with an all-time worst ERA for any month in team history.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am switching back and forth between this game and Catching Hell. 1st 10 minutes have been about Bill Buckner.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Seen it, the ball goes through his legs.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he get’s booed in Boston for roughly 20 years.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Death threats, too.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah sports fans are ridiculous. I mean, I guess it’s part of the game, sports fans are fanatic so by definition they aren’t logical but common, death threats? A bit much.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happened to Mitchypoo, too. Sad.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That it is.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uggh. Buckner. That play makes me feel ill and I hate the Red Sox.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a shitty way to lose, I don’t care for whom you root.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No series should end that way. Sort of reminds me of how the flyers lost the cup finals in 2010. I was stunned for a solid hour. “Did that… What the?”

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

except that wasn’t how the series ended. That was to tie the series and the Mets won in game 7(or 5, I forget how it was back then)

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If Buckner had made that play, the game still would have been tied. No guarantee the Red Sox would have won that game. They also led 3-0 in Game 7 and blew it. Lots of people to blame – not just Buckner.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

A big, fat obvious scapegoat exonerated a lot of villians.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

When they won in 2004

One of the first people called from the Red Sox clubhouse was Bill Buckner.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they finally forgave him. How kind of them.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How soon we all forget Mitch Williams.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hivemind.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only boo Mitch for the things he says now. Not when he played.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinx.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a little kid when he played, so I had no understanding of his risky play. He was just “the no. 99 guy with the stupid hair”

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We forgave Mitch Williams, I guess.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgive Mitch the homer to Carter. His ongoing commenting idiocy? Not so much.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said it first.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The grief he caused Schilling is a lot more understandable now. Probably half of his teammates would give him grief if they could.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never liked Curt Schilling. Decent pitcher, but total a-hole

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially how much blame he got. I was not alive in 1986, but is it widely remembered that there was a Game 7 after that and there had been a whole host of Red Sox mistakes in that inning before the Buckner play?

/serious question

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same thing with Bartman. Dude got blamed when people forgot the bullpen blowing the game and game 7.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 men on, nobody out, and Matt Joyce up to bat for the Rays

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Pops out to short. Darn it. I like Matt. He went to a good college.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. I was there at the same time he was, graduated the year he was drafted.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Florida Southern College, the Moccasins. On beautiful Lake Hollingsworth in Lakeland, Florida. Home of the oldest continuously running ski team in the country. Alma mater of Lee Janzen and Rocco Mediate of the PGA tour (who played collegiate golf together for FSC).

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. I’ve never seen intercollegiate water skiing as a competitive sport.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s administered by the National Collegiate Water Ski Association. In the Eastern Regionals last year, FSC was #2, behind the University of Alabama, beating out Rollins College, Clemson, UNC Chapel Hill, and Georgia.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a sport I would definitely go out for in intramurals.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Georgia has a water skiing team?! Four years in, never heard of it. Although I believe we field a competitive rowing team.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck, Florida Southern had an ice hockey team (for two years, I believe). I only knew about it because I was part of Student Government when we voted to fund the initial layout for equipment.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We also had a ridiculously good softball pitcher who enrolled my sophomore year. I remember her because I was a freshman advisor, and she was one of the students assigned to me. Over four years as a starting pitcher, she had 124 wins, 997 strikeouts, and a 0.69 ERA with 58 shutouts. Senior year, she went 34-10 with 37 complete games and 15 shutouts.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, I missed this! I could have lettered!

Note to Eaglesadvocate: What you do have is a championship gymnastics team, and I’ve never seen another university with one (so that’s why they are champions?)

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I think they had a bit of a down year last season, but previous to that they ran off like 5 national championships in a row. Gym Dawgs for life.

And I think gymnastic teams are pretty prevelant, or at least it seemed like their opponents were the usual SEC teams.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sox with runners on the corners. 1 out. Down 2-1

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Now it’s 5-1. Lavarnway went yard.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see 2 play-in games. That would be so awesome.

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t want to see one in the AL. Just because I want Tampa to get the rest.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red and Mets tied at 2 at the end of the 3rd.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Playoff implications!!

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty hilarious

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that site. One of my 5 favorite SBN MLB sites.

TGP
Reds Reporter
McCovey Chronicles
Lookout Landing
DRays Bay

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of Lookout Landing:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2011/9/27/2415309/seattle-mariners-left-fielders-ibanez-and-nobody-else

What’s there to chronicle? Phil Bradley held down the position for like 12 games and a few years ago Raul Ibanez spent four of five seasons in left field, but he didn’t exactly play left field. He was more stationed in left field. The way troops are stationed along the de-militarized zone but don’t actually do anything. They’re just there to make faces at the other side and raise alarm should an attack come across. Which is silly, because the entire thing is one giant land mine. They’re not coming across, you guys. Why not do something more productive? That’s what Ibanez was doing and he played left field in a manner that also evoked the image of someone trying to avoid stepping on land mines.

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I love them.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, after I saw that today, I spent some quality time perusing their copious Ibanez-related archives… oh man, good times.

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just read this, and, yes, it’s awesome.

I would normally have recommended “legislative action,” but Ohioans likely know the futility of hoping for that these days.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reyes homered again. Mets now up 3-2.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My g/f is making me watch Glee. If not for the fact that they have portrayed teachers in a positive manner, I’d put up more of a fight.

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I’ll admit it. I like the show

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve come around on Glee. It has its merits.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the first season was first rate, then the second lost me, Jane Lynch’s ongoing awesomeness notwithstanding…. I haven’t been back

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

definite sophomore slump, it hasn’t really improved either

by The Mad Hopper on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine tells me he’s disappointed that the SF Giants aren’t in the playoffs because he wanted to see a revenge series where we kick the crap out of them. Just curious, does anyone else feel that way? I never bought the whole Phillies/Giants rivalry.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh

This just shows they were a fluke

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I enjoy that they didn’t make it this year.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who else was somewhat of a fluke last year? Cincinnati Reds, won’t even be above .500 this year.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see the Phillies avenge last year but I won’t lose sleep over them not getting that chance.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m “eh” as well. I just don’t think the Phillies played well enough in that series for me to really feel one way or the other about it. I also never thought the Giants were “in the Phillies’ heads” or any of that crap. Although Lincecum is a Howard specialist.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They suffered enough from Buster Posey going down.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I wish he was suspended, it brings me joy knowing ever game Whiteside plays is like a dagger in all Giants fans heart.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, but wait, wasn’t he like the hero of their universe for jumping around like an idiot and tackling Polanco for no reason? haha

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and several alternative universes.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just going down, getting destroyed.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as it would be great to kick their ass, I’m not too upset we dont get Lincecum and Cain in a short series.

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Lincecum tell the Giants that he didn’t want a long-term deal? He’s so fucking out of there.

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence just committed baseball murder.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Pence with a bomb!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

now THAT was a hanger

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

PENCE!

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Underpants!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BLAMMO

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Wieters just went yard.

5-3 Sox.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Orioles will come back. It will be the defining choke.

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been forever since they have had a quality start. Lackey got through six innings with three runs allowed the other night, then gave up his fourth run in the 7th inning, I believe.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their starters have been horrendous this month.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, that was awesome

by nastyem on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Orioles! Only 2 down now! :)

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe my .sig may soon need altering. :-))

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

How many homers is that for Pence as the number three hitter?

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Derek Lowe will be back with Atlanta next year; he’s really been bad the last few months

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Howard strikeout. God that was ugly.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Should’ve kept Lowe

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Astros threatening

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t see those words too often these days

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any more ungodly annoying than the education connection ads?

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t do it, Bartmen!

Alou’s got a bead on it!

NO!

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

What a hook! Sit down “All-star”

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Gif Soup should be called “Sometimes it loads and somtimes it don’t”

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Orioles 2 on 1 out

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy pitching tonight against a desperate team? Looking pretty, pretty good.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 4 starter. We are so lucky.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a hard catch for Alou to make. And Bartman was not the only one reaching for the ball.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

They had a long article about that other guy on espn today

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s quite the way to get your 15 minutes – the other guy to Bartman.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember watching that game on TV (and ESPN Classic’s re-air of it at their End Of Decade celebration a couple years ago), and I don’t think that guy who ended up with the ball at first ever made it on TV. Fox zoomed in on Bartman right away.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Bartman will forever be in my collective baseball memory.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, and I do think Alou’s bitch fit was uncalled for.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I agree with you on that. I’ve seen Werth flip out quite a bit on fans in similar situations with where the stakes are nowhere near as high.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And one of my main gripes with Werth was his occasional bitch fits with fans. I mean, he had to pull a swing away from a kid. Honestly, I was thrilled the day Werth left us.

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt dominating.

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Royo is clickin’

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Daggers. More Daggers.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

A title

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA. Good pic. Is it David? Looks like a David, it’s fricking epic enough.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vincenzo Camuccini

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy who hit the homer against Hamels?

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the “fan” in the upper right who looks like he’s flipping someone off ….must be a negadelphian critizing the stabbing technique.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves are aware that they are competing for a playoff spot right?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

“competing” is such a nebulous term.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yanks with runners on the corners and no outs.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

DP, run scores. 2-2 tie

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a certain pitcher is getting ready for next month.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah Ricky Bo or one of those other idiots was saying Game 4 might go back to Halladay if we’re down 2-1. OK, maybe, until tonight’s evidence.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice to see Oswalt playing well. 5 pitchers with ERA+ > replacement, should he keep this up.

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t that faint praise?

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

how often do you see a 5 man rotation where everyone of them is over the average? Not even the Barves managed that with 5.

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he meant an ERA+ of over 100, rather than above replacement.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a marshmallow head.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to HH

I just posted your travails for posting on BSH.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, dude. Appreciate it.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Travis
Yeah, doubleh sent me an email too about it. Forwarded it to support and hopefully it’ll be quickly fixed.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, saw that. Thanks! Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s grumpy

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston leads the Cardinals 1-0.

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

They are going to make this come down to the last day.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Raul is a sweetie, checking on the kid in the stands

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That poor kid. The ball nailed him right in the face. Hope he’s okay

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will miss him.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too, really good guy

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wave to him at the parade

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays have one on at first, one out. Joyce is up.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Do it for the Moccasins!

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atlanta trivia

http://www.atlanta.net/visitors/folklore.html

Atlanta is the only city in North America destroyed by a fire as an act of war. Following the city’s surrender to General Sherman in 1864, only 400 structures remained standing. Today, the city’s symbol is the Phoenix, a legendary bird of Egyptian mythology that rose from its own ashes with renewed strength and beauty.

Apparently, they have never heard of “Chambersburg” which was burned to the ground by Jubal Early in 1864.

Also, they neglected to even mention Wayne Williams even once.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Then why not the Atlanta Phoenixes instead of Braves?

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the Chop wouldn’t make any sense if they were the Phoenixes

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t make any sense now.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not racist enough.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOTE: It was actually WORSE

The minor league team was the “Crackers”

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Really?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the Burning of Washington (War of 1812). Or the Burning of Platte City (Civil War). Or La Vergne (Civil War)…

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they meant a state capital.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cities that start with ‘A’.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards are choking

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony LaRussa wants the Phillies to do the heavy lifting for him this week.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

cardinals are shitting the bed again.

by nastyem on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

dude could throw out a back doing that

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome gamesmanship, Roy.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

well I hope that’s the final coffin nail the great Worely/Oswalt debate that should have never taken place to begin with.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha YES. loved that roy

by nastyem on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

equipment abuse!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

so will they pull him or leave him in?

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Pulling him. Bowker in.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK with Roy being pulled.

Not OK with Bowker seeing any ABs past tomorrow

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royo done, good job

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, great job 6 shutout IPs. Nice to go out with a solid outing. He’ll be around 105 ERA+ which isn’t shabby at all.

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves backing into playoffs?

Astros up 5-0.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves fans chanting: “Let’s go, Houston”.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Bowker the worst the late season pickup ever?

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm, check swing K. Bowkered?

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suggestion on the PTBNL ("or cash") for Bowker

Make the PTBNL for Bowker, Bowker

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is just no way Bowker is a MLB hitter…. he always looks completely and utterly overmatched

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He really isn’t good at baseball.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened, why is everyone mentioning Bartman?

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh thanks, I see it now. My husband says, “We’d watch Animal Planet if we wanted to see something about goats.”

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just came out publicly and said he was glad he reached for that ball and he’d do it again. Then he laughed a malicious laugh, jumped on his steed, and rode off into the night.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crushed

J-Roll! Pay that man!

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Young James!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

J-ROLL!!!!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone still remember the 8 game streak?

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The what?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

love when Rollins knows a fastball is coming; he can time the fastest of them

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 5 NLCS. Broxton. Enough said

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We wuz there. The best. WE WON! We WON!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tweet it up, James! @JimmyRollins11 LMBO!

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

TRIPLE PLAY by the Rays!

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

How about that! Good timing for the Rays.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool!

-------
Celebrating over 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1961-2011

by schmenkman on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they are now losing 3-2.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only the third time the Rays have ever turned a triple play in the history of the organization.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. Kill Braves. Check
2. Put body in trunk. Check.
3. Drive to Pine Barrens. Check.
4. Dig shallow grave. Check.
5. Dump the body. Check.
6. Cackle all the way home. Check.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

7. Fine tune starters. Check
8. Get batters out of slump with new lineup. Check
9. Set up bullpen for postseason dominance ??

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

10. ???
11. PROFIT!!!

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if anybody’s mentioned this, but the lowest the Phillies team ERA can be, barring extra innings, is 3.0000. That’s if they pitch 9-inning shutouts both tonight and tomorrow.

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Celebrating over 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1961-2011

by schmenkman on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m good with that. Make it so.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent observation. 3.00 would be a nice, round number to indicate how good the pitching was.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chase starting to hit? Good stuff.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ON YOUR THROAT, ON YOUR THROAT, GOT OUR CLEATS ON YOUR THROAT

to this.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

love the hate

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I learned it from the Chop

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad they’re good for something

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should I resist the urge to peek over at TC?

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra (SI, May 14, 1979)

by bandwagonesque on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseba’al smiles on the humble

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it will be THAT bad with the Astros winning and what not. There’s at least some source of optimism to prevent them from mass suicide.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we please try to preserve a shutout tonight, BP?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

You do not use the seven letter word.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s no goalies in baseball

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catchers are somewhat close.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What up y’all. 7-0 lead?

TWO MORE TOUCHDOWNS! Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruiz to Victorino on the fly pattern for the score. Howard, Pence with 2 sacks each. Pence with an interception.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason, the thought of Pence playing football makes me wince.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d probably get destroyed.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why? He does take the WR pattern to every fly ball anyway.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he’d be the guy on the highlight reel for the wrong reason. “Where was the defense? Oh, there he is. He fell down fifteen yards back.”

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Reid is asking for his cell number as we speak.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, he just wants more contacts for his sons to get their drugs on the QT.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the next Steve Largent

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRIT! HUSTLE!

The Hunter Pence Story: How A Right Fielder Became the Next Steve Largent.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRIT HUSTLE & GUILE

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Among our many weapons are!!!!

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

random chop

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The Chop, really?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

velvet clown chop

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell is LaRussa doing down there?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone know why they had to carry that kid out?

Was he unconscious or just shaken?

Even Cold Raul would warm my heart for checking up on that little guy.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he seemed fine… was sitting with his father

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so they came back? Sweet.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colon removed. Wade in to pitch.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, I read that as you got your colon removed.

Been a long-ass day.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

:

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been a long-ass day.

You don’t say.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

First time home since 5:00 AM.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

snerks

I was wondering how many double-takes that would get. I wrote it, read it and realized how it could be interpreted, and decided to leave it.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must’ve missed something…. was Alex Gonzalez injured in this game?

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Taken out in the first or second inning.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I was wondering if we’d see Stutes or Lidge out of the bullpen tonight. I guess for now we’ll see someone not from the postseason roster.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re looking ahead to tomorrow, I think.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t look directly at Dubee, Savery.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I am saver-ing that last inning

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Porque no Savery flavor on playoff taco?

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

If Bastardo falls down the stairs I think we might see Savery on the roster.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

With that ass cushion it will take several flights.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baby’s got back.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems so much more erudite that way.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he needs some more junk in the trunk to act as a counterbalance.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men on first and third, two outs for the Rays

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Savery needs to be in the playoffs.

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see him pitch. I’ve only seen him as a position player/DH.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases loaded for the cards, 1 out

by nastyem on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

left the room, who was Wheels talking about who’s a good guy he hopes things will work out for?

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought it was Oswalt, but I could be wrong.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Yankees.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god. Braves announcers noticed Lady Gaga in one of the seats, and one of them started talk/singing “p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face.”

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It was Joe Simpson. Apparently he’s a big fan.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess it’s good they’re still having fun?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, it kinda makes sense to me if she is a Braves fan.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought she was a NYY fan?

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be. Don’t know.

For those under 40, Lady Gaga is the remix of the 1980s Madonna. Both musically and costume/cultural statement-wise.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a fan of any Evil Empire. Doesn't matter if the Emperor is Steinbrenner or Turner.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe she is there to root against the Braves. That happens. Go Lady Gaga.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s their “unlucky charm”.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards coming back 5-4 now

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Cardinals!!

“Needs to take a shower”

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that ad, love our players out there in mufti.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Saverys call back audition went well tonight, no?

He’s on the roster against Atlanta or Milwaukee for sure. Maybe even the NLDS depending on how Blanton looks tomorrow.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Went from being a slugging pitcher in college to not good enough of a pitcher in single A, to a disappointing player, to a lefty slaying hurler in high minors and now MLB. Crazy.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

AKA Roy Hobbs, the Natural. (With a twist) Watch out for Max Mercy.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

/EdDelahanty’d

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Urk.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Replacing Raul with Mayberry late in a game?

What a novel idea.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

/Luzinski’d

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Burrell’d

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/common sense’d

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Burrell’d?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

BASTARD GOT AN OUT!

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Get evil, Bastardo.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

7th inning stretch in Tampa. 3-2 Yanks

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

/Cowbell’d??

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Bastardo. Get that confidence back.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Go with your evil self, Bastardo.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s the heat! C’mon Bastard!

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Is someone chanting for the Red Sox in the stands?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So close!

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3! YAY, Bastardo!

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

YES

Go Tony!

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

MMMMMM. it’s all starting to come together.

by nastyem on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my, if Bastardo has worked shit out…. wow.

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

PC: 12-9.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s baaaack

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Following on the horror theme, I still think this would be good entrance music for a closer.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man of the Night’s Watch indeed.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Who’s shutting the door? I’d save Madson for tomorrow.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

this should be posted on TC.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a member there, but mostly to lurk.

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like peeking in and laughing, but I don’t like kicking them when they’re down.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

B-E-A-UTIFUL!!

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony Bastard knows he’s got competition for the LOOGY role

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m in love with the McDonald’s girl…

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The 1-2-3 Bastardo was the last item on my list of awesome. Oh boy!

by TwelveSix on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Runners on 1st and 3rd one out for the Cards

by BenKenobi on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Now bases loaded.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

prepare for the arbitrary GIDP

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

c’mon 101

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

This head & shoulders ad is starting to look more like Mauer is dropping some turds behimd the thread more than he looks " catcher"

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases juiced for the Cards.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Cards! Make it even more interesting!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a storybook ending it would be if the Phillies could:

1. Sweep Atlanta out of the playoffs.
2. Get the franchise record for wins in a season.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards still need to win tonight and tomorrow. With the Astros, anything’s possible.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie would also become the all time Phillies win leader as a manager.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

All good!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

For that reason alone, I want to pound the Braves tomorrow. Good call with no Lidge/Madson tonight.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF, RBI for Cards

Runners on 2nd and 3rd. Game tied.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Doug Wilson says

LEGENDARY!!!!!

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he trading Thornton finally?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So many comments to read through, since last night

by phillies0100 on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Just wait till you see them during the playoffs.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll try to keep up

by phillies0100 on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upton walked, Longoria up. 2 balls, 2 strikes.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton steals second. Full count to Longoria.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

200th career steal for Upton.

Longoria walks.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, good for Upton.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston 7, Baltimore 4 7th inning.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't care who we face,

but I’d love to see tie-breaker playoffs, in both leagues.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

me too. some thursday night baseball could be fun!

by AshburnAllie on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

extra baseball!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

End of the top of 4th, 5-5 Cards/Astros

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

JOYCE HOME RUN!!!

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

5-3 Rays, bottom of the 7th, nobody out

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

  • does a little dance *

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to worry

We all have a picture in our mind.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwwww shhhiiiiiiiiiitttttt!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bastardo dwfinitely looked better. Unfortunately, he’s gonna give me the LIDGE’S all post season.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Stock up on rolaids/tums.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had some better luck as well.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

if that happens, I’m going to have to try to draw the Antonio “Dat Ass” Bastardo weeble I’m envisioning

by AshburnAllie on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should’ve gone for the two point conversion

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not with our OL which can’t push for shit.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard should never have been moved from LT to Center.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how about Pence? The Phillies really have to get over their obsession with undersized lineman with a “good motor.”

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been playing DB in this game! Circled around all of the balls thrown at him.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about the O-Line but Utley can’t keep taking all of these hits.

by TwistyWristy on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just hand it off to Ruiz.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you, Mayberry!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, that’s okay, Jimmy.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays dig the long ball

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins has 11 hits in his last 22 ABs with 2 HRs and 2 SBs.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Shift+A

Whatup, Phighters.

I’m going to enjoy reading this thread later tonight.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

’Stros out of the inning still tied.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh that Bastardo fastball had shit ton of scoot. This team is in the fucking pocket.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

End of the 7th, 5-3 Rays.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

In the old days Mayberry would’ve just struck out. Nice AB there.

by ajay on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

channeling D-Brown

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so he’s trying to suck? /WIP’d

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say what, Jerry Reinsdorf?

Cora fired before his first game?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa, dark horse KK on the mound.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a calculated insult.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as much of an insult as rolling out Valdez as the closer.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s being saved for tomorrow.

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made it for the last inning! YEA!

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey BQ. Just in time to see KK blow the Phils shutout and chance for 3.00 ERA,

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

... coincidence?

Lol, just messing with you.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think not. Spreading my bad karma everywhere

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-)

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kendrick: hater of shutouts.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, eff you, Kyle.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit, wanted that SHO

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You suck Kendrick.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Gentleman in the stands has an old-school Astros jersey and a Braves cap on. Lol, wut?

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

shit there goes the 3.0000

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking Kendrick

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK sharing the wealth :-/

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well at least Kendrick gave the 15 fans there something to cheer about.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

So, I make a motion

“KK not on the playoff roster”

Do I hear a second?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

rather have Savery

by Nikk.m on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"KK not on the playoff roster"

Now I’m on board.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That monster shot aside, he has been pretty good for them this year, in the various roles he has been put in.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, now, now. He’s contributed this year. Not a complete black hole.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Merely a quark.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

WRONG FERENGI, SIR

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valdez is the token Ferengi

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every baseball team needs a ferengi

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Source of cheap runs

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just posting “Didn’t mean to insult Exxon” as you posted this.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s more like Rom than Quark.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Total Star Fleet Bench Material

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s had a last two months actually. I vote nay.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tough crowd. Give up a run and see your ERA go up to 3.25 and people want you off the team?

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me, too

And it seemed like people were just venting over the missed shutout, another stat that really doesn’t mean much at this stage.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are doing the chop???? Why?

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Because they actually scored. IMO.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was weird because they started it after their first out

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They saw KK in the pen. When I see him in the pen I get that HR feeling.

I wasn't even a year old but I stayed up to be outside the Vet with my Dad and Mom when the Phillies won the World Series 1980.

by Christopher A on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

When desperate you grab for the hate.

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That tree did nothing to deserve such shoddy treatment, Mr. Larry Wayne Jones.

FOR SHAME!

A proud member of the Church of BaseBa'al

by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

CLASSY

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

chopping for a 6-run homer

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that would be something to see

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Chop reminds me of the rally towels on Fan Appreciation Night. Though we were in much better shape than the Barves are right now.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

One more out! Come on, Kyle! Nothing like giving them false hope!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE HUNDRED AND ONE.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s funny, the way this one is put together, it looks like an assembly line of Roy O’s.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like one of those.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d take a Roy Oswalt.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be the reason the Phils have been trading pitching prospects.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We HAVE the technology.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK the K!

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Runner on second for STL.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Please, C’thulhu, eat the Cardinals last.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

 it’s wings suspended by 2 tentacles

by j reed on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They keep saying on TV that if the Phillies win tonight Manuel will tie Mauch for most wins, but various sources show he actually needs one more (102 for the year):
Baseball Reference: Manuel and Mauch
Wikipedia

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Celebrating over 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1961-2011

by schmenkman on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Somehow the number (to pass Mauch) may have been changed from 103 to 102 in somebody’s column, but I seem to remember talk earlier this year where 103 was the number needed and that’s what I see in Baseballreference.com. So, next year, Charlie.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

101

101
101
101
101
101

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

101 wins!!!!!!!!

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to rec this, but don’t want to accidentally flag it.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love this!

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

When that zooms in and does the star on the smile, it reminds me of the really old computer game Treasure Mountain. Anybody familiar: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Mountain!

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My kids played it endlessly.

by essman on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice one!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice couple of pitches there at the end, Kendrick

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Franchise record!

Writer at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomorrow.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tie is good. I loved the 76-77 guys too, OK to tie

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t alive then, so I am pulling for 102 tomorrow.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at Game 4, NLCS, 1977. The Rain Game. One of the more depressing sports events.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eesh. That blows. My dad was there on Black Friday. He still can’t talk about it without wanting to punch something.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. TAKE LUZINSKI OUT.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not old enough to have been there, but it has affected me in that sort of Original Sin kind of way.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

1964 was Original Sin. I was only 10 and only played baseball then, didn’t watch, but absorbed it through the damaged older people. That’s why I have deep sympathy for the Red Sox fans right now. (Not the Braves fans, that’s going too far empathy-wise.)

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by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember all the adults in my life went into this group depression in 1964. I still remember that for years afterward, my barber hung his framed WS tickets on the wall.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god that is really sad

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And actually, I did not even understand this at first. I was like, “why would you hang tickets on a wall?”

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. Really fucking depressing.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Dave Cash was the greatest. Nobody mentions him, but he was the sparkplug.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. Much more than Rollins IMO.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes We Can!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

(We should now pause to watch the linked Funkadelphia video!)

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we hated the Reds as much as we hate the Braves now, maybe more. We really hated Pete Rose. Until he came to play for us.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I don’t think I could EVER cheer for Chipper Jones

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s all hope he continues to play for years to come for the Braves! (and clogs up their payroll budget while he spends 50 games on the DL each year).

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Equaling the franchise record is no small feat.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

True that.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you mean road wins?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is exciting. They’re getting hot.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Well they are playing the Braves…but their offense is definitely coming around.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher K swinging to end the Yanks inning

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That works for me on so many levels.

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra (SI, May 14, 1979)

by bandwagonesque on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fun part tonight

was how thoroughly the Phillies kicked the Braves in the head. This was like a sucker punch street fight with piling on after the loser went down.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, yes, like what Sonny did to Carlo. But I am not going to drag that analogy any further.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I know that reference and not sure I want to.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Godfather.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. Now I remember. Very appropriate

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by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was freakin’ awesome. Shame he didn’t just kill Carlo.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should have…but he was saving that for the next time. Then Toll Booth happened. Rats.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals continue to piss on the gift we’re handing them.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

They lost the tie?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but they didn’t score with runner on second, one out.

"What's gonna happen is that you jerk off the ball. You almost want to let this guy here jam you, and if it comes, it comes." Gary 'Sarge' Matthews

by Senor Octubre on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

stadium 77% full

on second to last day in a playoff push….atlanta should not have a baseball team

by bige120291 on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Over the last month of the season, I submit that they don’t have a baseball team.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their fans seem to think so.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peace in our time

The Barves fans finally realize what we’ve been telling them all along.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually call this the

“Come to Jesus” moment.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use that phrase a lot. I have “Come to Jesus” meetings with staff every so often.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Lil Roy was dealing. Excellent.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice to see Roy do well. When he is on, he is awesome

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monster gas. – R. Bo

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

“and not intestinal”

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

as opposed to Fredi

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word vomit, Ricky Bo.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fricken meathead.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one else like Ricky Bo

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, Barves post-game show

Ron Gant complaining about the Braves swinging at the first pitch in the early innings.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Li’l Roy’s at-times difficult regular season ends on a great note.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

People seem to forget just how fucking good Oswalt can be.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Want him back! Want him back!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because of all his back problems this year.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

fantastic left fielder!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we trade Blanton and keep Roy?
/pipedreaming

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that Oswalt will want to retire now that he’s made it all the way back this year.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t think so. However, unlikely to be with Phils.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a mutual option, right? Ruben’s crazy if he doesn’t take him back for one more year.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, $16 million isn’t happening.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what I read he may want to come back

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that is exactly what will happen. Especially with Vance showing he can be a 4th/5th starter. And clearly, Kendrick will be a lifetime Phillie.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you serious? You think someone will take Cookies?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies got infielders who pitch, pitchers playing left and going yard…..nice

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we did that with no Howard offense. But he did play some D.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice when the rest of the team can pick him up.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. Howard’s put this team on his back so many times and it’s so good to see a few games where it doesn’t matter that he’s hurting or a bit off at the plate.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Collective agrees

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, about time

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the postcards on Fan Appreciation Day/Night was Valdez on the mound. That’s getting laminated.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh you have one? Covet!

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Made my night. And no shutout.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astros up 6-5. Scored while hitting a GIDP.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, come on, Cards. Keep fighting back!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

my hatred of the Cards well pre-dates my hatred of the Braves…. I would be amused to see the Braves slink backwards into the WC, then get swept away

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want tie-breakers on Thursday, dammit!

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tie breaker going 18 innings using all bench and bullpen. Nice :-)

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. 20 innings. Multiple rain delays. Pitchers playing multiple field positions.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW you out evil Dr. Evil. But I like

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

dogs and cats sleeping together

by yolacrary on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell freezing over

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Ricky actually showing some love of the game

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays-Yanks going to the 9th, still 5-3 Tampa.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Sox? lost track

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

8-4 in 8th

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

good. Do not want all my New England relatives to kill themselves.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just remembered I have relative in New England married to someone in Sox FO

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont’ encourage a visit in the next few weeks.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope no visitation going on at this time of year.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

suicide watch

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now 8-6 in the 8th

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

marshall you moron it’s a baseball show

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate that jackass. Where the hell’s Barkann? Catching up on some sleep before the playoffs and he has to simultaneously cover the Birds and the Phillies while doing a thousand other things as well?

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Coste is the only decent one on those shows

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZWR says “We one-oh-wonned”. LOL.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Bastaardo did well tonight

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

by Borg_Queen on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s kind of funny. All this talk about a 1 game wildcard playoff, and were probably gonna get it this season anyway. The only thing that playoff would do is render most of the last week and a half meaningless. All that red sox drama is gone.

Line up for the playoff game. Rest em while you can.

Lol.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

But that won't happen if Rays win out?

I believe I heard on MLB network that the Rays now have control, due to their 12-6 advantage during the regular season. If Rays win today and tomorrow, I believe no playoff, they are in.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Right now both teams are tied. If the Rays win out and the Red Sox win out, the Rays host a 1-game playoff. If the Rays win out and the Red Sox slip up even once, it is one of the biggest collapses in baseball history.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s weird because that’s what I thought too and that’s how it was last year, but they talked about it for 10 minutes on MLB network radio yesterday.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were they confused maybe because the Rays own the head-to-head tie-breaker which determines who gets home field in the one-game playoff?

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you’re right, but that is very odd (not the playoff, the fact that announcers for the house network got it wrong).

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I watched Baseball Tonight a while ago and heard Karl Ravech state in all his solemnity that if the Cardinals make the playoffs as the wild card they won’t be able to play the Brewers (!) because they are from the same division so the Cardinals would play the Diamondbacks and the Phillies would play the Brewers. No lie.

by phillyinportland on Sep 27, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. If they’re tied, there will be game in Tampa.

by essman on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calls for a Wilson Valdez dance party.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still kind of like the Tigers, but that sounds pretty sweet as well.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m good with this.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAYS WIN! RAYS WIN! RAYS WIN!

"I remember being three and I wanted to be a baseball player, that's all I ever really wanted to be. That and Spider Man." -Raul Ibanez

by Jose and the Contrarians on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

8-6 in 8th, O’s coming back against Sox.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I love how hard the Orioles have been playing against the Red Sox lately – just imagine if the Orioles became good enough to compete for the division or Wild Card spot…

by TwistyWristy on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should revise this statement and say I’ve been enjoying seeing the Orioles play the Red Sox lately as the games I’ve watched have seemingly been pretty competitive.

by TwistyWristy on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear the Cardinals are going to break the record for most LOB in a series before they leave Houston.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Barves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTit869LfWA

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. I had forgotten how bad the stage punches were in that scene.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 on, no outs bottom of the ninth as the orioles trail 8-6

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a bogus strike call a second ago on the Orioles.

by TwistyWristy on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the NESN guys admitted that one.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy, I had forgotten how thick the NESN announcer’s accent is

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Jerry?

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men on the corners, one out.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards lead 8-6. Heh. Barves.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards take the lead.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

9 to 6

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s only going to get funner!

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston up 8-6 but papelbon has runners on the corners with one out in the ninth.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

8-7 Sox, 2 outs

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

swinging bunt run scores 2 out man on 2nd

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Make that 8-7 two outs, runner on second.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

If they give this up it will be too funny

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

These wildcard games are ridiculous.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I just want to see a walk off bomb right here.

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not rooting one way or the other. I’m staying actively disinterested and just enjoying baseball. I don’t want to tempt the wrath from high atop the whatever.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

#fuckinglovethistimeofyear

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

#onlygetsfunner

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez – just saw a stat line for Paredes, and for a moment thought somebody had horribly mangled the Padres’ name.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or were the NESN announcers just whining that they didn’t get a strike call on a ball off the plate?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes. Because Eric Gregg isn’t behind the plate.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is not just you.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards in first round or DBacks?

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards

Especially if Holliday is hurt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially

with their number one going out tomorrow and the number two going out for the tiebreak (If there is one)

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We would face the cards as they are the wild card no?

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does top record face wild card or just worst record (not in division of course)

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was asking the same question… I forgot which is the case.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

why the cant face ur division in first round rule, wonder what reasoning is

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We face wild card unless it is in our division (Braves) in which case we face worst record of div winners

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

which means if Cards win wild card we face them in first round.

I felt like I thought it hit me - Chase Utley

by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats op of what others said, were are the lawyer blog lords

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top seed plays the wild card team regardless of record, unless the wildcard team is from their division. Then you play the division winner with the worst record.

If Atlanta wins the WC we play Arizona, unless Arizona is tied with Milwaukee or has a better record, then we play Milwaukee.

If St.Louis gets the WC, we play St.Louis.

25.8/106 "Winter is coming" -Eddard Stark

by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats the reasoning behind not playing ur division in first round

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like letting matter meet antimatter.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not novel enough, I guess. Like, yawn, we just played them.

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by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confused fans go to mlb.com, increase their site hits.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

might want to throw the Brewers in there too. If my memory is right the D-backs could still get second place.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

long delay in the Sox O’s game. Either game over or huge O’s hit

by JpH89 on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Catcher came out to talk to Papelbon

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

im watching on mlbn nothing special yet, long at bat tho

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is an epic at bat

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

No delay. Just a long at bat.

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by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, reply fail.

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by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read my mind.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. Papelbon at 27 pitches.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Epic AB by Adam Jones.

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by WanderingMoses on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This could be one of those famous/infamous at bats if it ends up as a walk off

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

or not

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it doesn’t.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Sox win. Going to the last day.

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by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sox win to maintain pace.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay

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by SandPhlea on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by Eaglesadvocate on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit! I was posting that… then said “this” to JPH89…. now I look like even more of a dick than usual.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

this (Better now?)

It's only gonna get funner

by VanceinmyPants on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else see Pujols get hit on the wrist? He stayed in the game, but it looked like he got hurt….

by fazh on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh. Means the Rays and Sox both really have to fight to win tomorrow

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently the Yankees are going with a AAA lineup tomorrow. That’s gonna bring out the whining from Sox fans.

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by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone lays down for the Rays!

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s that Gulf Coast Bias

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whining is what they do best, and no one does it better.

by essman on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

They went 73-38 from may to august. They,re 17- 34 in April and September.

They have no one to blame but themselves.

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by Joecatz on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

At some point, the regression is not “bad luck”, it’s just regression to mean. The mean of Sox pitching is like the Phils – circa 1999, that is.

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more reason to hate the Yankees. At least we’re doing this the right way for the league.

by Sisko on Sep 27, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Plesac on MLB Network:

“You’re pretty good when you’re bringing in Kyle Kendrick to get work in the ninth. He would be starting on any other team in the majors.”

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fantastic. What can RAJ get for his rights?

Hunter Pence will not guarantee a WS, but, then, neither does Carlos Beltran.

by Bud in TN on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

A couple bats and a half dozen used practice balls.

Bob.

by The Dark on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

Maybe I’m going to root for the Barves to get it. The length of Larussa games is appalling.

OK. Or not. Screw you, Atlanta.

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

length of LaRussa’s games merely makes the Barves torture that much more painful.

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by Veni Vidi Vici on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

12-6 Cardinals now

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by wildcatlh on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

If the Cardinals make it to the playoffs, we had SO better win the NLDS, otherwise this will be one of those crazy Philly situations that will be brought up by my grandkids when discussing Philadelphia Sports.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 27, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It shouldn’t. Even if the Cardinals get into the playoffs and sweep the Phillies in the NLDS in an absolute worst case scenario nightmare, there is no guarantee things would have been any different facing the Diamondbacks or the Brewers in the NLDS.

The playoffs are a crapshoot.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow will be amazing.

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by Justin F. on Sep 27, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

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