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SAYONARA JOHN BOWKER

The phillies lost the only perfect LH bench bat in team history today when John "I'm taking Dom Brown's place on the roster but a fat guy in a santa suit could do what they're paying me to do" Bowker was released to pursue opportunities in Japan. Unless that opportunity involves training to become a competitive eater, I hope the team signing him knows what they're getting into. Bowker put up a perfect .000/.000/.000 line in 13 PA (0BB 7K's) in his brief, but storied history with the Phils. Please share your fondest Bowekerisms, memories, tall tales and antecdotes below.

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