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Goodbye Yellow Brick Mad-Dog: Ryan Madson Signs One Year Deal with Reds

Apparently concluding that he had a better chance at a lucrative long term deal in next year's free agent market, former Phillies reliever Ryan Madson has reportedly agreed to terms on a one year deal with the Cincinnati Reds for approximately $8.5 million.

Madson, 31, found himself in a new situation -- entering the offseason as a "closer" rather than a set-up guy. It's possible that other teams didn't appreciate the relatively thin closer resume, but a one year deal should allow him to burnish his credential and sign a longer term contract next offseason, when the market isn't flooded with back of the bullpen types, as it has been this season.

Madson concludes (this portion of) his Phillies career third in appearances (473) for a pitcher in franchise history, behind only a couple of guys named Steve Carlton (499) and Robin Roberts (529) (h/t schmenkman on that factoid). Although he should probably be known for the sudden and impressive leap he took in summer 2007, when a tweak to his delivery resulted in a few extra miles per hour to his fastball and created greater separation with his already devastating change-up, the Game Six 2010 NLCS home run to Juan Uribe will be hard to forget, as well.

Be well, Mad Dog.

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Fare thee well, chair-kicker. Fare thee well.

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
#FireRoseman
@boknows71

by boknows71 on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 AM EST reply actions  

I enjoyed rooting for him and am sad he’s gone. I’ll always also be a bit sad that the team never really worked on him as a starter. He had a couple of rough starts early on and they seemed to just give up on him.

by David S. Cohen on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 AM EST reply actions  

current draft order

Before FA signings

1 Houston Astros
2 Minnesota Twins
3 Seattle Mariners
4 Baltimore Orioles
5 Kansas City Royals
6 Chicago Cubs
7 San Diego Padres
8 Pittsburgh Pirates
9 Miami Marlins
10 Colorado Rockies
11 Oakland Athletics
12 New York Mets
13 Chicago White Sox
14 Cincinnati Reds

we get the pick right before Cincinnati, so 14th overall, and a supplemental pick. we get this BECAUSE we offered arbitration. and he was a modified type A this year.

The only free agent left who could affect the order is Fielder. if he signs with any of the teams ABOVE 14 (Miami,Seattle, Baltimore for example) We’d end up picking 15th.

I think.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 9:10 AM EST reply actions  

Not bad.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Jan 11, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

pick

Still not totally sure I agree with the conclusion that the Phillies get the 14th pick.

According to this, the “their old team will receive compensation in the form of the pick immediately before the highest one they would have received under the old rules, as well as a supplemental-round selection.” (emphasis added)

“Under the old rules,” Cincy’s 14th overall is protected, so the Phillies should then get the pick immediately before the Reds 2nd round selection. Unless there’s something I’m missing.

The problem is we’re all sourcing this on articles that interpret the new CBA, and not the CBA itself, which would (hopefully) not have that ambiguity.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 11, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I am pretty sure you are right WC

by Vaughn Haze on Jan 11, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, clubs won’t have to surrender a draft pick to sign one of the following six players: Heath Bell, Michael Cuddyer, Kelly Johnson, Ryan Madson, Josh Willingham and Francisco Rodriguez. Teams that lose these players after offering arbitration will obtain first round picks in the slot before the signing team plus a supplementary draft pick for a total of two selections.

Albert Pujols, Prince Fielder, C.J. Wilson, David Ortiz, Jonathan Papelbon, Roy Oswalt, Jose Reyes and Jimmy Rollins were also Type A free agents this offseason. They will cost one draft pick to sign. Their teams will obtain two total picks if they decline offers of arbitration to sign elsewhere, as expected. Takashi Saito and Carlos Beltran, two other Type As, cannot be offered arbitration. Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports first reported the changes.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

source?

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 11, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

see below

direct from the CBA

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you have a link? I want to read it in full.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 11, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

here’s where I took the excerpt below from

http://www.perfectgame.org/Articles/View.aspx?article=6410

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111122&content_id=26025138&vkey=pr_mlb&c_id=mlb

Thats the MLB summary of the new agreement. Unfortunately it doesn’t address this offseason.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, BA’s Jim Callis is saying the same thing.

by perfectdepth on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

From the CBA

A team that signs players eligible for compensation forfeits their first-round pick if they were among the top 20 teams in baseball the previous year based on winning percentage. The teams that finished with the 10 worst winning percentages the previous year do no forfeit their first pick in the draft if they sign a free agent eligible for compensation. These teams would forfeit the next pick they possess, meaning it may not necessarily be the team’s second-round selection.

This is where things gets tricky. We know things will change next offseason, affecting the 2013 draft, and since there have already been a few changes to the status of free agents this offseason as detailed below, it is still unclear if the free agent compensation process will continue, for the most part, as it has in recent years.

• Some players with a Type A or B ranking this offseason have had their compensation changed. Other than Jonathan Papelbon, who signed with the Phillies prior to the arbitration deadline (and the announcement of the new CBA), only six players will cost their signing team a draft pick:

Prince Fielder
David Ortiz (accepted arbitration from the Red Sox)
Albert Pujols (signed with the Angels)
Jose Reyes (signed with the Marlins)
Jimmy Rollins (re-signed with the Phillies)
C.J. Wilson (signed with the Angels)

• Additionally, six players have been designated as modified free agents. Teams will not lose a draft pick when signing any of these players, but the teams that lose the players will receive compensation comparable to what they received under the old draft rules (including the pick just before the team that signed the player):

Heath Bell (signed with the Marlins)
Michael Cuddyer (signed with the Rockies)
Kelly Johnson (accepted arbitration)
Ryan Madson
Josh Willingham (signed with the Twins)
Francisco Rodriguez (accepted arbitration)

For instance, since the Marlins have already signed Heath Bell, the Padres will receive the pick just ahead of the Marlins’ second-round selection, as well as a supplemental first-round pick.

• Five players previously ranked as Type A free agents (Matt Capps, Francisco Cordero, Octavio Dotel, Ramon Hernandez and Darren Oliver) will now be treated as Type B free agents.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

To put that into perspective:

TYPE A (lose pick)

1. Fielder: Unsigned
2. Pujols: Cards get Algels 1st round pick (19th) unprotected
3. Reyes: Marlins 9th pick protected. get sandwich (35th)
4. Rollins: resigned.
5. Wilson: Angels already gave up for Fielder, Rangers get supplemental.

Modifiedes:

1. Bell: Marlins pick is protected
2. Cuddyer Rockies pick is protected
3. Willingham: Twins pick is protected

Madson: Phils get pick before Reds (14th) and supplemental pick.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

actually, I’m not sure of this now, as to whether modified type A’s are based on top 15 (old) or top 10 (new) it’s kinda vague actually, and because all the other modified typw a’s signed with teams that were 1-10 in order, theres no precedent.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

The problem is that I think we’re all going off of peoples’ interpretations of the CBA. I’d like to read the actual document.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 11, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I take it the CBA isn’t made public?

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

it is. it’s posted at MLB.com if you do a search for it, but since it doesn’t take affect until the season begins, technically, the 2007-2011 one is whats still posted.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Ay, there’s the rub.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 11, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the new CBA doesn;t say anything about this year, as it was kind of “added” after the fact.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Here’s mlb.com’s list of Top 50 draft prospects: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/prospects/watch/y2012/

Just in case the Phillies do get to pick 14th or 15th.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I like the names Carlos Correa, Albert Almora, and Rio Ruiz. Too bad we can’t get all three of them.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

With the stricter slotting rules, I wonder how many of these kids will become undraftable, since they can’t be bought out of college commitments the same way they used to. It probably won’t affect first rounders too much, but it will be an odd (and duller) draft because of that.

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They should draft Carlos Correa, Rio Ruiz, and find some guy who can forge a birth certificate for himself with the name Rio Correa, invite them all to Spring Training, put them and Chooch in the starting lineup for one of the exhibitions, and see how long it takes for Wheeler’s head to explode.

by Rujasu on Jan 11, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Trade for minor league 3B Leo Correa. It’s close enough.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 12, 2012 11:48 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Apparently, We’re focusing on a 1 year deal for Hamels….

With Rivera on the end of his contract, it’s not out of the real of reality that by April 2013 hamels and madson could both be wearing different colored pinstripes.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 9:41 AM EST reply actions  

I wouldn’t look too far into that. This seems to indicate that they have to exchange salary numbers for arbitration by the end of the week, so they are probably trying to agree on something to announce for next year by then. They can replace the one year contract if they agree on a long term deal later.

by topherstarr on Jan 11, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

end of the week=Sunday. So not really the end of the week, but really soon.

by topherstarr on Jan 11, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Not only that, but we cant give him the extension now or we’ll get whacked with the luxury tax. We have to wait till the start of the season, same as the Red Sox last year with Adrian Gonzalez.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

well, that depends on how the deal is structured, and to be realistic, with the CBA changes and the jump to $189mm in 2014, any deal would likely be heavily backloaded.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I dont think the structure matters, they average out the salary for salary tax purposes anyway, hence the need to wait for the season to start.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Correct. Acutally, if the one year deal is announced at a comparably low number, I’d interpret that to mean they have agreed to the parameters of a long term extension, or both sides feel like they are close, and they are waiting to sign it until after opening day so they can use the arbitration number for this season’s luxury tax.

Say they privately agree to 5/$95. They could announce $11 million for this year, then 4/$84 in April, and punt the higher AAV to next year.

And my understanding is that if they go over the limit in 2013 and then get back under in 2014 when the cap number goes up, they would be treated as first-time offenders if they go over in 2015 or beyond. So if doing Hamels contract that way pushes them over by a million or two in 2013, no big deal.

by topherstarr on Jan 11, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the things I love about TGP. Smart posters who don’t just know the players, but obscure rules and loopholes.

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I could love that about the team…

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 11, 2012 12:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup. I forgot about the average. Makes me feel better and I think that analysis is spot on.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

the actual language from the CBA

Here’s the actual language from the CBA in regards to the competitive balance (or luxury) tax:

V.. COMPETITIVE BALANCE TAX
a. The threshold level of $178 million in 2011 will remain unchanged in 2012 and 2013. The threshold will increase to $189 million for 2014, 2015, and 2016.
b. The tax rate will decrease to 17.5% for Clubs that exceed the threshold for the first time, and the rate will increase to 50% for Clubs that exceed the threshold for the fourth time or more.
Rates will remain the same for Clubs that exceed the threshold for the second time (30%) and
third time (40%). The CBT rates in 2012 will be subject to a transition rule.
c. The Competitive Balance Tax structure under the 2006 Basic Agreement will be modified so that
a team that moves below the threshold will be treated as going over for the first time when it next exceeds the threshold.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

COMPETITIVE BALANCE TAX

What? That will hurt the economy!

/oh wait, wrong blog

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 11, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, by going that low this year, they leave themselves room to work with inside this years budget. Howards contract starts this year (and I think its 23 AAV, even though hes getting paid 20) but come 2014, when the limits go UP and he’s getting paid 25, he’ll only count for 23…

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Greatest reliever in Phillies history. Other guys had better individual seasons (Tug ’80, Lidge ’08) but nobody was better for longer.

by dajafi on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Ron Reed!

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Jan 11, 2012 9:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kent Tekulve (though mostly with the Pirates)

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 11, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite Madson moment was his huge strikeout of Manny Ramirez in the 8th inning of 2008 NLCS Game 1, at which I was in attendance. Unfortunately there’s no video of it on mlb.com, but it was a huge moment in a really stressful game.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 10:39 AM EST reply actions  

Oh wait, there is video, and I must have misremembered the moment. Maybe the K was in one of the other games. In Game 1, Ramirez lined out to Feliz.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=3607894&c_id=mlb

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, not in the other games either. What the heck was I thinking of? Oh well.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

schmenk, don’t clickit! The CBP remark’’ll angry up yer blood!

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 11, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheesh, the way he describes how well the Dodgers hit the ball in the “bandbox,” they should have had at least 3 home runs.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, DLowe mystifyingly gives up dingerz, as highlight after highlight shows Hamels’ fly balls stay on green grass.

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 12, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

two games stick out for me, for some reason, both from 2010:

late in the regular season, when the Phillies had overtaken the Braves and were close to clinching… actually, it may have been the series when they did finally overtake the Braves… anyway, Madson comes in to a close-ish game against Florida, and strikes out Dan Uggla. I forget the game situation, but what I remember was Madson blew a fast ball right by Uggla, like 96 mph, and Uggla just could not believe it. He stared back at Madson in disbelief.

then, in the NLCS, game 5, when he struck out the side, the Giants’ three best hitters, in utterly dominating fashion

by yolacrary on Jan 11, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to miss that change-up. Thing of beauty.

by yolacrary on Jan 11, 2012 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

Oh well. Put one in the win column for WC.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Lawyers read real good.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 11, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

He clarified it in a reply to me here. I was wrong.

https://twitter.com/jimcallisba/status/157132171574906882

It is top 10 but not till next year.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Wanna really get mad

14. Reds 2011 record 79-83
15. Indians 2011 record 80-82
16. Nationals 2011 record 80-81

1 win, 1 loss, was the difference between us picking 14th or 38th…

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

we’ll save some money on that slot and with baseball drafts, there is like a 45% chance we’ll get the better player anyway.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s a much bigger advantage than that. I vaguely recall Matt Swartz or somebody doing research on success rates by round.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So they’ll have three picks in the first three rounds then, right? around 40, around 55, and around 70. Plus one more if anyone signs Ibanez.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They should draft the BPA, of course, but all other things being equal, I’m kind of hoping they get some HS CF and HS 1B.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If that is true, it is BS and very arbitrary.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess what most of us thought in the first place was right.

by EJL on Jan 11, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/cliff_corcoran/01/11/hot.stove.roundup/index.html

Cliff Corcoran says we get the first rounder. Only guy saying its the second rounder is Callis.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

Since Callis claims to have confirmed it with MLB, I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s also kind of his job to know that stuff, so I tend to think he’s right at this point as well.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, BA>SI usually, just in general. But we’ll see.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

tis always the case

by yolacrary on Jan 11, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Schoenfeld rankings
1. Mike Minor, Braves
2. Carlos Zambrano, Marlins
3. Dillon Gee, Mets
4. Chien-Ming Wang, Nationals
5. Joe Blanton/Kyle Kendrick, Phillies

2011 xFIP rankings
3.15 Blanton
3.62 Minor
4.17 Wang
4.34 Zambrano
4.42 Kendrick
4.46 Gee

There’s a lot more to life than 2011 xFIP, of course, but you can’t be THAT far off. Come on now.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Without looking I would venture to guess it’s better than at least half of the 3 and 4 starters too.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Without looking up everyone else DIPS, my division-wide ranking would be:

1. Halladay 2. Lee 3. Johnson 4. Hamels 5. Strasburg (maybe) 6. Hanson (if healthy) 7. Gonzalez 8. Santana (though who knows really) 9. Beachy 10. Sanchez 11. Zimmermann 12. Buehrle 13. Hudson 14. Nolasco 15. Dickey 16. Blanton 17. Jurrjens 18. Worley 19. Minor 20. Niese 21. Wang 22. Lannan 23. Zambrano 24. Pelfrey 25. Gee

Just off the top of my head. Might revise with some more thought.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Hamels should be ahead of Johnson because of durability. In fact, maybe Gio should be #4 for the same reason. Thinking about it…

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d put the (if healthy) clause on Johnson and Santana as well, but looks good to me.

by Phrozen on Jan 11, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wrong.

2011 xFIP lower than Blanton’s 3.15

1. Grienke
2. Lee
3. Halladay
4. Kershaw
5. Hamels
6. Sabathia
7. Bumgardner
8. Verlander
9. Hernandez

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, it was a small sample, and Blanton’s never been that good in the past. But the takeaway point is that there’s a very strong basis for presuming that his ERA was highly unlucky last year, and you’d have to be a flat-out idiot to rank him last among all 25 NL East starters.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously.

If you look at siera (gtranted, same SS, the list changes to this:

Grienke
Lee
Halladay
Kershaw
Verlander
Hamels
Sabathia
Bumgardner

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I could live with him being behind Minor (upside) and Zambrano (amazingly high PEV (Pure Entertainment Value)), But Wang and Gee is just being ridiculous.

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He ranks Ramos ahead of Ruiz and then apologizes for it by saying he has “potential”. Lol basically does the same TGIF with Freeman over Howard.

But David Wright over Hanley, chipper and Polly is the absolute worst.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I can live with Wright over Hanley, only because I have no idea what Hanley’s D will be at Third. Maybe it sucks and he moves to Center and Coghlan moves to Third (where he played in the Minors). I may be okay with him over Chipper (though that’s more personal grudge than anything factual).

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Douche baggery aside, David Wright is not never was, and probably never will be as good as he who I can not name in a posite note.

and As far as Hanley goes, they oth suck defensively, but I’ll take Hanley over Wright any day.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Most ridiculous paragraph
Intangibles
1. Marlins
2. Phillies
3. Braves
4. Nationals
5. Mets

New stadium, new free agents, new manager, new uniforms — I view all of that as a plus for the Marlins. The playoffs left a sour taste for the Phillies’ veteran-heavy squad and those guys will want nothing more than to win a sixth straight division title. The Braves have plenty of incentive after their late-season collapse. The Nationals are young but have no chip on their shoulder. But if they sign Prince …

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

How can you rank intangibles quantitatively?

by Phrozen on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Think Miss USA Pageant, with similar credibility.

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Celebrating over 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1961-2011

by schmenkman on Jan 11, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So whoever signs Fielder’s tits wins?

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Jan 11, 2012 9:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

They are his special talents, after all.

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 12, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Obviously.

WL, will you do the honors for us and judge the swimsuit competition? I don’t think I could do so objectively.

by Phrozen on Jan 12, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Look, I know winter’s long, cold and lonely up there, but snap out of it, man.

by Cormican on Jan 12, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr Loria, congrats on your team’s Wild Card bid this year. What made the difference?

Uniforms, definitely the uniforms. Once the players feared being sent underground to work, they played harder to stay in the eternal gardens. Go M machine!!!!

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s simple. If you don’t include the intangibles section, the Nats are above the Marlins in the final tally. So he added that to get the order he wanted, instead of fudging the numbers in the highly scientific rankings above.

by topherstarr on Jan 12, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

looks like Madson has a mutual option with a buyout, so he’s getting more guaranteed than the just the 8.5

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

Would the buyout be triggered if he’s the one who declines the option? I’d tend to doubt it.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

depends. Usually it’s less if the player declines, but this is Boras we’re dealing with.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Either way, its guaranteed in that if he blows out his shoulder he’ll be getting that buyout.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

crasnick sez
“It’s very simple,” Boras said. “We never rejected any offer from Philadelphia at four years and $44 million. We advised Philadelphia that we would agree to such a proposal. And Philadelphia decided upon hearing that to go in a different direction.”
“There’s no reason for me to get into a public debate with Scott on this,” Amaro said. "I have no desire to do that. All I can tell you is, there was never an agreement, and we decided that we wanted to sign someone with the experience and the ability of Jonathan Papelbon. So we went that route.

will this mystery ever be solved dun dun dun

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

I would advice the Phillies that I’d be willing to come to the games for free, doesn’t mean they should let me in.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

PS this is the second time (Lee in 09) that RAJ said a big F U to an agent after they came in with what he felt are ridiculous demands.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

In both cases, he wound up spending even more money, but that’s neither here nor there.

by Nikk.m on Jan 11, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What were Lee’s demands exactly? If they were up around Halladay territory, then I would argue that we got a better value signing Roy from a financial standpoint (ignoring the Lee ’10 deal).

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 1:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hardball Times article on parsing Boras’ comments: link

But [Boras’] success does not come from blunt directness. It comes from deception, obfuscation and borderline flat-out lying. Boras knows where that borderline is, and he has no fear of going up to it and nudging his toes right up against that line. It’s what he gets paid so well to do.

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Celebrating over 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1961-2011

by schmenkman on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 AM EST up reply actions  

“As many as eight major league teams have taken great risk in the closer role,” Boras said. “The game has shown many times that teams need closers with the efficiency to (convert) 85 percent of their save opportunities and the durability to make 60 appearances. Numerous teams didn’t follow those metrics as a criteria for a closer this offseason. They turned their back on the closer role.”

Thanks for sharing Scott.

by taco pal on Jan 11, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

FTFBoras
As many as eight major league teams have taken great risk called my bluff and reduced my commission by realizing there is nothing particularly special in the closer role," Boras said.

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 11, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

OT, McCovey Chronicles’ take on Bowker’s release.

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Celebrating over 50 years of slightly more Phils wins than losses: 1961-2011

by schmenkman on Jan 11, 2012 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, so in a sense BOWKER is the reason we lost the 2010 nlds?

Legacy cemented even more.

And Brisbee is a poet.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Jan 11, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That post is rec’d so mightily.

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 12, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Papelbon vs Madson

So you guys aren’t upset by this at all?

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 2:13 AM EST reply actions  

You be the judge.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Papelbon=Doosh

Aside from Papelbon being a doosh, I’m talking about the price.

Madson 1 year for 10 mil vs Papelbon for too many years and too much money.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 AM EST up reply actions  

If you check out the comments there, while there’s a good bit of pushback against the doushiness of Papelbon, there’s a lot of displeasure about the contract too. It’s been a pretty consistent position round these parts, even before the Madson contract.

by Trev223 on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Weird

I was upset when the Mets signed K-Rod. If an equivalent RP left the team for a 1 year contract at 10 mil during the SAME OFFSEASON……

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 6:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Weirder

This is D+ concern trolling, at best.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Also

Laffs at the creative spelling of “douche”

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

D’oh. That’ll teach me to guess at the spelling of an insult in the late nite hours.

by Trev223 on Jan 12, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s a PypeWeenur™.

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 12, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

equivalence

Finally, it’s completely incorrect to say that Papelbon and Madson are “equivalent.” You can argue about contract value and length all you want, but there’s simply no colorable argument that Papelbon and Madson are in any way “equivalent.”

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Geezis

Back away from the PC, go smell some flowers and plant a tree man. I think you could use some re-uniting with nature.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

says the guy trolling on another team’s site

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t solve your problem man. All I can tell you is that is has nothing to do with me.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

And yet you’re still here.

P.S. WC is incapable of backing away from the PC. Everyone knows he’s a Mac user.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

well, actually, I think they’re extremely close…. this guy is still a troll though

by yolacrary on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

They're freaking identical.

Come to think of it, have you actually ever seen them on the field together? Hmmmmm.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm…not very likely two relief pitchers from opposing teams would be on the field at the same time.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 10:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you, thank you.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 10:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

well said… also, it’s not like the Phillies could have signed Madson for the same deal he got… if they’d waited it out, the market simply would have been different (frankly, if “closer” hadn’t bizarrely been their priority, the mysterious Madson deal probably wouldn’t have been in the air at all—by rushing in to even talk to Madson, they were already being too hasty, never mind what happened after)

by yolacrary on Jan 12, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

yup

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

According to Boras...

….he had a deal with Amaro for Madson of 4 years at 44 mil. Next thing he knew, Amaro had signed Papelbon. Madson ends up getting 1 year 10 mil.

This is as close to definitive proof we’ll ever get that a GM was bidding solely against himself.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this supposed to be responsive to my point? If so, how?

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Boras is also a lying sack of shit. Or at least he employs underhanded tactics to get his clients to sign big deal. I’m not sold that we ever had a deal in place for Madson.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 12:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s something that RAJ vociferously denies.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 12, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m guessing the truth is in the middle, and probably hinges on the strictness of the definition of the word “deal”.

by yolacrary on Jan 12, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that’s right.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 12, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.

by Cormican on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

this sentence absolutely crossed my mind when I was writing that comment

by yolacrary on Jan 12, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re distracting from the point here and feeding the troll in the process. It’s as if you’re trying to concede that If Boras were telling the truth, that would be a reason for us to be upset with Ruben. But it wouldn’t. Yes it would show that Ruben made some bad decisions here, but they would be pretty minor errors in the grand scheme of things.

In fact, there is good reason to doubt Boras’ veracity here, but it really doesn’t even matter to the overall point one way or the other.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought you might find it interesting.

Has anyone ever introduced you to the wonders of yoga. The breathing exercises alone can change your life.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

I asked you a question too. You should answer it.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Here are some more tasks for you, SheaWasBettor.

1. Explain the statistical basis for your belief that Papelbon and Madson are “identical.”

2. Tell us how much money you think the Phillies will overspend per year on Papelbon’s contract relative to his actual on-field value, and explain the statistical basis for that calculation.

3. Calculate how many wins you esteimate the answer to #2 will be likely to cost the Phillies per year.

I think our discussion will be more fruitful and rational once you answer these questions. I’m sure that you have sound factual and statistical bases for all of your beliefs, and that you’re capable of explaining them intelligently (as opposed to just regurgitating ideas you vaguely remember reading on the Internet without fully understanding them or their premises).

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Logicdome

Listen all! This is the truth of it. Blogging leads to trolling, and trolling gets to banning. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about bad contracts! But we’ve learned, by the dust of them all… The Good Phight learned. Now, when men get to trolling, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lol

But I’m getting the feeling that one man has already left. A shame.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I did answer it.

- My first response implies, “I don’t want to get into a discussion about conversational mechanics with you.”

- I shared something I’d read about, because I thought you would find it interesting as a Phillies fan. Most of the time when people share something, it’s because they themselves found it interesting, which is the case here. Based on the frequency of chats regarding contract negotiations I’ve seen on SBN, I thought the odds were pretty good Phillies fans would find it interesting, particularly those that chose to read our thread. You know, the one that repeatedly touches upon the contracts of 2 players specifically?

- It seems the story is being dismissed based on your opinion on Boras. That’s fine, nothing to get worked up over. Lots of unsubstantiated rumors and falsities about the events in this game are shared and discussed. I don’t necessarily agree, but again, my lack of a response regarding this implies, “I’m not interested in discussion your view of Boras.”

(As a side note, I personally do not think Boras would stretch the truth too far in the public. This man has been regularly negotiating contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars for years, and he has a reputation of being the best at it in this context. Someone with this kind of reputation has a lot to lose by potentially offending his customers by exaggerating the truth beyond reason. Add that long term, the owners and GMs have far more leverage than Boras does, and I infer Amaro’s actions reasonably lead Boras to believe he had a deal. I still happen to think some Phillies fans find this interesting. I find it interesting, and I’m not even a Phils fan.)

- I have no interest in comparing Madson and Papelbon for you. You have google. You have fangraphs. If you honestly have no idea how someone might conclude they are extremely similar, I am not interested in proving it to you, because the similarities are as clear as day for me. I can elaborate, but I don’t care enough to right now.

If your previous behavior is any indication, you will probably come back at me with another series of assumptions about my intentions, and use them as reason to say that I’m “trolling”. Frankly, this isn’t the normal tone of discussions I have with people, and I actually find your tone to be silly. I found it interesting, and I’d most certainly find it interesting if it involved my favorite team. That’s all.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If you honestly have no idea how someone might conclude they are extremely similar

You didn’t say similar, weasel. You said identical. Don’t change your position in the middle of the argument and expect not to get caught. It’s very dishonest. Do you or do you not disagree with the notion that Papelbon is better than Madson? If you do disagree, why do you disagree?

I am not interested in proving it to you, because the similarities are as clear as day for me. I can elaborate, but I don’t care enough to right now.

Bullshit. Do you really think anyone would ever buy this garbage? You aren’t elaborating because you can’t, because you know you’ve been caught and are desperately trying to escape your own rhetorical mess. Try harder.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You have issues dude.

Honestly. You have serious, deep, very real problems.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion isn’t going to keep me up at night.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No he doesn’t. He’s just SICK OF THIS NONSENSE!!

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 7:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And why does someone calling you on your shit constitute deeply-rooted personal issues on his part?

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I think it all makes sense if you accept his narcissistic premises. Otherwise, not so much.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yoga.

Give it a shot.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll consider it. Still “not interested” in providing evidence for your baseball opinions? What a shocker.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

These yoga comments are really hurting my feelings, I’ll have you know. You mean some random asshole on the internet doesn’t like my personality? Sniff sniff. And he’s busting on me so creatively!

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Not meant to hurt you.

It’s small suggestion to make this world a better place for all of us.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good. Now tell me:
1. Why do you think Papelbon and Madson are identical?
2. How much will the Phillies be overspending on Papelbon per year compared to Madson, and why?
3. How many wins will this overpayment cost the Phillies per year?

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Complete honesty.

Based on your behavior, I’m going to abstain. 2 common options are to take it personally and get angry, or to simply respect my decision. I believe a person is defined by his/her actions, so you decide what kind of person you want to be.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

There are more options than just those two, I’m afraid. For example, I can simply observe that you’re not really being “honest”. And I can let you make your decision without “respecting” it. Your decision is to back out of a debate, knowing that you’re wrong, but putting up a front so you don’t have to admit it. If that’s what makes you happy, go for it.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Exhibit A

“Your decision is to back out of a debate, knowing that you’re wrong, but putting up a front so you don’t have to admit it.’

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The way you’re going about this argument is actually making me laugh out loud.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wonderful.

At least someone is enjoying the direction of this thread.

Baseball chats are supposed to be fun. Try to remember this.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, I’m having fun too. And I’m two days late.

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

They're identical.

Happy? Is this fun for Taco Pal? Arguing semantics? Good.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 12, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You think the difference between “similar” and “identical” is an issue of semantics? Actually, those two words have two different substantive meanings.

OK, now tell me what your basis is for believing that the two guys are identical. I know you’re “not interested” in doing that, but indulge me. I find it hard to believe that you’re willing to take the time to visit this page over and over again, enough to leave ten different comments here, but then when we get to actual baseball issue at the center of this conversation, you’re suddenly “not interested” in discussing it.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re both closers

Their names both end in “on”

They’re both white guys

Both Right Handed

Both played for hated rivals of New Yorkers

See 100% similar.

by Cormican on Jan 12, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, while I don’t like how he’s been arguing, nor do I appreciate the repeated calls for you to try yoga (yoga is awesome, but the implication that you must, necessarily, be stressed or upset in order to make arguments is annoying), I do think the word “identical” was more of a rhetorical device.

by yolacrary on Jan 12, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s possible, but I gave him many opportunities to explain himself that way and he refused. So I just kept asking. Now, I’m sure he didn’t mean “identical” in the sense of them being carbon copies, but he may have meant that they’re deserving of nearly identical salaries, which I don’t think is right. I’m not saying it’s enough to justify a 3.5/year difference, but it mitigates it somewhat.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

That is all.

Most arguments are really about context.

by SheaWasBettor21 on Jan 13, 2012 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

It seems the story is being dismissed based on your opinion on Boras.

In this case, I’m going to charitable and conclude that you have difficulties with reading comprehension. If you would go back up and read more carefully, you would see that I did not “dismiss” the story. And while I do have some doubts as to Boras’ veracity, I explicitly stated that my point doesn’t depend on whether Boras was telling the truth or lying. Learn to read.

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t get trolled anymore. Life’s too short to let any idiot with a computer and free time piss me off.

But yeah, I guess it was a little off point. To be fair though, so was his response.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 12:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

bon appetit!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 11:41 AM EST reply actions  

Is this actually a thing in Cincinnati?

by topherstarr on Jan 12, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It just looks like a big ol’ bowl of intestinal distress to me.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 12, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like there’s more cheese than there is chili.

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 12, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know is it looks gooooood.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 12, 2012 1:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You say that like it’s a bad thing…

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 12, 2012 10:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Wow. I must eat that. And it’s even microwaveable. Sadly, cheese is not included.

But what does “2-WAY” mean, there, on the side?

by Phrozen on Jan 12, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

from wiki
Ordering Cincinnati chili is based on this series of ingredients: chili, spaghetti, grated cheddar cheese, diced onions, and kidney beans. The number before the “way” of the chili determines which ingredients are included in each chili order. Thus, customers can order a:
- Bowl: chili in a bowl
- Two-way: chili and spaghetti
- Three-way: chili, spaghetti, and cheese
- Four-way: chili, spaghetti, cheese, and onions
- Five-way: chili, spaghetti, cheese, onions, and beans
and optionally, the:
- Four-way bean: chili, spaghetti, cheese, and beans (beans substituted for the onions)

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed. That’s fantastic.

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Skyline ships globally. And not that frozen meal crap, like this. They actually ship the components to be heated up and combined.

Go over to Red Reporter (nice folk, big active blog) and ask them about it. They’ll give you recipes and everything, probably.

by Cormican on Jan 12, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Really. I’m gonna do that.

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t some people worship this? The cheese reminds me of the halos in pre-Renaissance religious imagery, particularly Marian art. Could be a FSM religious image. Compare:

And this from much later (the 19th century) – query: Did Bourguereau collect plates from the Franklin Mint?:

Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Jan 12, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Father, Son, Dairy Ghost

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 12, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Perks of the Dairy Ghost

Eli Lapp: You never had your hands on a teat before.
John Book: Not one this big.

by j reed on Jan 14, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew this dialogue was coming as soon as I saw the pics.

by taco pal on Jan 14, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth: The Amish LOVE potty/juvenile jokes like that.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 15, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

While the chili frightens me a bit, I have to give Cincinnati some credit in that one of the marks of a civilized city is that it has at least one signature food. Most MLB cities meet this standard, but a few don’t (Atlanta).

by taco pal on Jan 12, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta doesn’t meet many standards in any of the professional sports.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Got me thinking of ones that don't

Atlanta
Miami? (unless you include the Cuban cuisine, but that seems like cheating)
Tampa
Baltimore?
Houston
Dallas? (I can’t think of one. They have great steaks, but I don’t know if it’s a signature dish, per se)
Detroit

by Cormican on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Cuban counts for Miami. Perhaps Joecatz can weigh in here.

Baltimore is crabcakes. I believe Detroit has some special kind of hot dog or something.

Otherwise I think you’re on target though.

by taco pal on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Crabcakes, you’re right. I forgot about those.

Detroit’s signature hot dog is a coney dog. That feel like giving Dallas a signature food because a restaurant happens to serve Cheesesteaks.

by Cormican on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Coney dog? As in Coney Island? Really?

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

How does that have anything to do with Detroit? I get it.

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say Miami doesn’t have one specific thing, but the blend of Cuban, Honduran, Salvadoran, and Nicaraguan cuisine is pretty unique.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 16, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

OK let’s get sidetracked here…

Boston — CHOWDAH!
New York — Pretty much everything but the bagel is my top pick, or Jewish deli type foods generally.
Philadelphia – Cheesesteaks (for better or worse)
Balitmore – Crabs/crabcakes
Toronto – ?
DC – Ben’s Chili Bowl?
Pittsburgh – Primanti Bros.; perogies
Cleveland – ?
Cincinnati – Skyline Chili
Atlanta – ?
Tampa – ?
Miami – Cuban cuisine
Houston – Kind of a mess of BBQ and Tex-Mex influences, also Southern cuisine
Dallas – ?
St. Louis – ribs
Kansas City – BBQ generally
Chicago – deep dish / Italian beef
Minnesota – No idea
Milwaukee – SAUSAGES
Detroit – Coney Dog?
Denver – pot brownies
Phoenix – Mediocre Mexican. Geritol.
San Diego – fish tacos
Los Angeles – In-n-Out
San Francisco – Sourdough
Oakland – ?
Seattle – seafood/sushi

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Minnesota is walleye on a stick.

DC is a loser, I think. It can’t be a signature food if there’s only one place selling it, no matter how good it is.

by taco pal on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The google says Toronto’s is the peameal bacon sandwich:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/02/peameal-bacon-sandwich-at-carousel-bakery-.html

Cleveland’s is mustard

The losers, in my view, are: DC, Atlanta, Tampa, Dallas, Houston, Denver, Phoenix

by taco pal on Jan 13, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a cousin living in Cleveland, and he says their signature food is pierogies and whisky.

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

And they’ve probably got a Subway in that stupid airport they built Atlanta near.

by Phrozen on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Stay the hell away of the Quizno’s in that airport.

That’s all I gotta say.

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Jan 15, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Tampa: the Cuban sandwich. Seriously. It originated in Ybor, not Cuba, in the cigar factories, during the 1880s.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 16, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

no signature food but Ben’s Chilli Bowl is awesome.

by j reed on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

San Fran Garlic Fries. Real garlic. So good.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Chicago also has their own hot dog with like 70 things on it.

To me, Miami, Houston, Phoenix, Los Angeles, Seattle lose, as you don’t associate a specific food with those towns (maybe I’ll give Seattle seafood in general, since they have an iconic fish market and get all that great Alaskan seafood).

Also, I guess you could give Denver Rocky Mountain Oysters.

by Cormican on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you eat those at a baseball game?

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Bull balls? I wouldn’t eat them in a plan, I would not eat them on a train. I would not eat them at a baseball game.

by Cormican on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently Chipotle #1 and Qdoba #1 are both located in Denver. But nobody would say burritos are their signature food.

by taco pal on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Denver (my second favorite US city)

Denver Omelet
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Western Sandwich (kind of the Denver Omelet in a sandwich form)
Mountain Pie (similar to Chicago Deep Dish, but Beau Jo’s is an awesome pizza)

by Cormican on Jan 13, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Denver – pot brownies

Come on now, that’s Boulder.

by RaptorLC on Jan 13, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The ballpark has something decadent called the TornaDOUGH.

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s wherever Timmeh is playing

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 17, 2012 12:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Baltimore wild card

The snow cone.

There are snow cones and then there are snow cones in Baltimore. You have not lived until you have had one in 4,000,000 degrees on a Baltimore August day with humidity so high you swim across the street in your own sweat. And the snow cone comes….with marshmallow on top. Some are made with egg custard. Snow cones in Baltimore are truly bizarre.

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/537232

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I shot the Albatross."

by RememberthePhitans on Jan 16, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

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