Ed. Note: Front Paged for the Cabin Febrile'd.-- Wet Luzinski

From deep within the bowels of their secret Ice Fortress, the OUN Cabal has begin to plan for the 2012 season, and we need YOUR help.

Home sweet home.

See details after the break.

It's admittedly early, but some of us are suffering from Ice Fortress Fever, and need diversions wherever they can be found. We're gonna pretend it's early by focusing on Spring Training for now. So here's what we need from you: suggestions. We've got the basics covered already, but we're looking for the extra flair. How many triples is Scotty Pods gonna hit, when will Phrenchy Aumont get his first save, how many runs will The Seminoles score. That sort of thing.

The Cabal will take the suggestions, and compile the best of them into a poll to be held at a later date (~2 weeks), from which we will pick the most popular, using a highly complicated algorithim of our own design.

The poster whose suggestion receives the most votes in that poll will be awarded a vagueish prize of some sort, possibly a baseball autographed by Robin Roberts.*

* A baseball autographed by Robin Roberts will not be awarded.

So fire away!

You don't want to disappoint Lord Kitchener, do you?