Inside the Phillies: Phils should be good for a long time - Philadelphia Inquirer
/slow clap. Bob Brookover pretty much nails it.

Report: Red Sox Expected To Pursue Free Agent Roy Oswalt
Bye Lil' Roy

Victorino to be in episode of ‘Hawaii Five-0’
Hopefully he'll warn Five-0 about the Cylon in their midst!

Could the A’s Return to Philadelphia? | The Philly Post
No.

Perlozzo's job with Phils payback from Manuel
Charlie Manuel: It's Payback Time!

Phillies' Brown Might Be Reflecting Jeff Stone's Perceived Potential: Fan Opinion - Yahoo! Sports
That's it, I quit.

More aces on the way for the Phillies?
I guess you could say they have /sunglasses on/ an ace in the hole. YEAAHHHHH!!!

Reliever Madson ready to lead Cincinnati back to postseason
This just feels wrong.

R-Phillies outline HR Derby details
what

NL East: Mets prep lawyers for Madoff hearing
I can't even muster an "LOLMets" for this. It's just too sad.