Phillies among teams with interest in Kerry Wood
If he leaves Chicago, the Cubs fans will surely be mourning Wood! /bad pun raccoon

Inside the Phillies: Five arms that could provide relief soon
Someone please remind Matt Gelb that Phillippe Aumont is the Antichrist.

Rays, Red Sox, Cardinals may be fallbacks for Ryan Madson
Please not the Cardinals; I may puke.

Texas Rangers Interested in Ryan Madson - Nolan Writin'
Everyone gets a Madson!

Salisbury: Don’t expect Howard on opening day
He should spend more time rehabbing instead of ________.

Larry Bowa added to list of guests at function in Reading
Piece of &#$% city with that #*@#-$%# pagoda and those $^#$ outlets!! @%#$!!

Sandy Alderson: Johan Santana should be ready for spring
Okay.

Remember That Time Tom Seaver Wrote A Mystery Novel? - Amazin' Avenue
All the Phillies have is Pat Burrell's famous Playboy interview.

Marlins' Ramirez says he'll accept switch to 3B
I'm sure it's going to be a bunch of cool guys hanging out in Miami.