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Carlos Ruiz Suspended 25 Games, End Of World In Sight

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WHY, GOD?!? WHY?!!?! - Al Messerschmidt

The Phillies Year of Misery continues into the offseason with the worst news you could imagine.

Carlos Ruiz has been suspended for 25 games for using amphetamines.

There is no God and we are all irrevocably alone in the vast, dark, cold universe. I hate everything.

This news is about 20 minutes old, so stay tuned for more updates about this incredibly depressing story. In the meantime, I'll be curled up under my desk in the fetal position, sobbing loudly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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