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In case you don't believe that Hunter Pence and Dom Brown are working out, here's the proof. The shirtless, flexing proof. Are Pence and Brown in the Best Shape of Their Lives? You be the judge! Photo courtesy of Hunter Pence's twitter account. I'll be over here fanning myself.

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Well…there that is.

by phillies0100 on Feb 6, 2012 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks Liz!!!!!!

That picture made me smile, laugh and drool (I am a Pats fan, so today is REALLY hard)- thanks for making me feel better!

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Feb 6, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

You have a bright future as a Philadelphia sports fan.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 6, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

force is strong in this one

by taco pal on Feb 6, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

needs to work on dropping F-bombs at inappropriate parts in the sentence, though.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

by Veni Vidi Vici on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that possible?

Some people don't think it be what it is, but it do.

by TheOrangeCone on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What are the fuck you talking about?

by Phrozen on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

When you think about it, this syntax captures my emotions beautifully when it comes to the kind of fans we’re talking about.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 7, 2012 7:46 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL. Yes it does.

by Phrozen on Feb 7, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much...

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Feb 6, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I understand what your getting at.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Feb 7, 2012 6:09 AM EST up reply actions  

The original commenter is observing that similar gestures and acts from white players and black players are often interpreted very differently by certain segments of the fanbase. In this case the humor comes from the fact that the actions are identical, and from the (sad) plausibility of the original assessment.

And now, I deserve to be punished…

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 7, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I understand the joke however, what I was getting at was I just don’t see the racism that everyone is speaking about (this is not the first time on this site the black / white thing has come up) &, truly from a fans prospective I would say that the majority of fans I know don’t care if a player is black, white, yellow, ect… as long as they can play ball & give them reasons to cheer they (the fans) don’t care.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Feb 7, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

There are more flat-out malicious racists out there than you think. They tend to keep quiet. But they reveal themselves on anonymous fora, like in newspaper website comments.

But set those people aside. Even many (most?) of those who don’t think they care about race, and don’t mean to care about race, still have a lot of subconscious stereotypes. I’m not just talking about the unwashed white hoi polloi. I’m talking about everyone, including educated people, minorities, left-wingers, etc. I don’t think this necessarily makes someone a bad person except to the extent human nature itself is bad, but when you aggregate all of this throughout the entire fan base of a large city, it does have an effect on public opinion.

I don’t think the story is ever only about race, but it’s totally naive to ever think that race doesn’t, in combination with many other things, play a significant role in how certain people are thought of. Brown is treated unfairly in this town for more than one reason. Pence is loved for more than one reason. But race is part of it.

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Even many (most?) of those who don’t think they care about race, and don’t mean to care about race, still have a lot of subconscious stereotypes.

All. It’s impossible not to fall into that sometimes. I remember thinking the Jaguars had a running QB when they had Leftwich. He was black and I had a subconscious belief that meant he wasn’t a statue (he was). Race is part of everything, and it’s silly to not recognize it’s part or get upset when others point it out (and call it a card).

by Cormican on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

unpack! as they say at McCovey Chronicles.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 7, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not saying it doesn’t happen. Most of the readers here are more informed than I am. In fact I get most if not all of my Phillies related information from this website and, aside from FM’s random “you think he sucks because he’s black” comments I don’t see it. With that being said, I haven’t been looking for it so it may very well existed right under my nose with me being ignorant of it.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Feb 8, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the best way to illustrate it is to imagine you attended high school in an all-black neighborhood. I’m sure most of the black students would be perfectly nice people and would honestly believe themselves to have no racial bias whatsoever. Do you, as a white person, think you would be looked at and treated by your peers in a completely fair and colorblind manner? Do you think there would be no stereotypes or assumptions about what you’re like?

by taco pal on Feb 8, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs more soap.

Also, what is that lady, 4’8"?

by 88Lindros88 on Feb 6, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

5'0

at most.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 6, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, Pence and Dom are quite unusually tall.

I heart our rookies.

by LeepinLizardz on Feb 6, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, 6’4" and 6’5" respectively, which I guess isn’t unusually tall for an athlete. But still really tall.

I heart our rookies.

by LeepinLizardz on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s maybe average height in the NBA, but in MLB it’s pretty damn tall.

by Rujasu on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought. They seem to tower over their teammates, so I was a tad surprised that they weren’t 6’7" or something.

I heart our rookies.

by LeepinLizardz on Feb 7, 2012 7:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I know they’re tall, but she’s unusually short it seems. She barely makes it to Hunter’s nipples!

by 88Lindros88 on Feb 6, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I just gagged a little bit.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

You gag. I see merch possibilities for wimminz that Liz can, in turn, excoriate.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 7, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

When we trade Hamels, I propose Huntersnipples as your new name.

"Sometimes, the balls that fall in are jam shots"...Hunter Pence, on BABIP

by Joecatz on Feb 7, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it. I’m sure the rest of the world won’t like it, what with their metric nonsense, but ’Hunter’s Nipples’ is no less arbitrary than Mrs. Farenheit’s armpits and a cup of salty iced water.

by 88Lindros88 on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure. But man, was Mrs. Celsius tall or what.

by Phrozen on Feb 7, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I’m a touch under 6’4" and I don’t tower over many people to that extent.

To be fair, I’m not built like either of them. :(

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Have you ever been to Japan? I’m 6’1" I lived in Japan and the SE Asia region for about a year. Lets just say it wasn’t hard to pick me out of a crowd.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So she’s their personal trainer?

Nothing unusual about that of course, but at the same time it sounds like a decent premise for a bad “dramedy” type movie.

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Like the one where Meg Ryan played a boxing promoter, or the one where Carla from Cheers played a basketball coach. But this one could also have the love triangle element added in.

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I think this is so if they run out of extra weights they can curl her.

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like somebody left her in the dryer.

by Cormican on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Caption for what the girl is thinking

“These two are going to fight to the death and I’m the prize.”

by ajay on Feb 6, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

or they could just share…

by Nikk.m on Feb 6, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

“If someone makes a ‘White or dark meat?’ joke, I’mma smack a bitch.”

by TheLuckyOne on Feb 6, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

what about a Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder joke?

by Cole_Hamels_Can on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s exactly the dream I had last night.

by lizroscher on Feb 7, 2012 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Pence stil looks like a nerd even with his shirt off. How is that possible?

by hunterfan on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Good lord they are jacked.

"Learning to eat soup with a knife"

by h2o_34_35_44 on Feb 7, 2012 5:52 AM EST reply actions  

Bother, as of this morning, the link – she’s a’ busted. Perhaps someone captured it? This has catnip like poetic appeal.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 7, 2012 7:56 AM EST reply actions  

never mind, it’s working. Appears that Dom has been doin’ some work since his Faulknerian pinksmelling soap days.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 7, 2012 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I had to

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 AM EST reply actions  

Opening day outfield?

If the girl can play centerfield, it’s not too late to trade Shane for prospects.

by topherstarr on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 AM EST reply actions  

I wonder if there could be drawbacks to being that huge. I can’t think of any in baseball, but there are plenty of other sports where you don’t want to get too big.

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

I remember McNabb one year saying he got too muscular and lost flexibility and speed.

by Cormican on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Tennis, soccer, boxing – don’t want to be too big in any of those. But that’s because they’re all about endurance/stamina, which baseball isn’t. But in that case, why don’t more baseball players do it then?

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

In swimming, it varies- sprinters get jacked like that, distance swimmers don’t, because it’s extra weight that slows you down over long distances.

Sadly, I was in distance.

by TheLuckyOne on Feb 7, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s true. Olympic Phelps was pretty jacked.

by Cormican on Feb 7, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Same principle holds in track and field. Although Usain Bolt is sort of a hybrid.

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Adjusting to the strength and also flexibility. I had minor issues at the beginning of the season one year because I had spent all off-season doing (mild) weight work and long toss because I expected to be moved to outfield. When I got back behind the plate as the catcher and started practicing, my pick-off throws were ridiculously wild because I was throwing like I had the year before, when my arm was weaker and I had to arc the ball more. Until I adjusted, I would have needed Shawn Bradley to be my second baseman in order to pick anyone off.

Bob.

by The Dark on Feb 8, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Then he became bulimic on the field, amirite?!? /Cataldi

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s odd, because for most of baseball’s history the consensus was you didn’t want big muscular guys in the field. The thinking was they would be too slow in the field and at the plate they wouldn’t be able to get the bat off their shoulders fast enough. A lot of managers even banned their players from lifting weights. Of course then Bo Jackson came along and changed a lot of that thinking, then the steroid era pretty much killed anyone thinking that a muscular baseball player is a bad thing.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

by Veni Vidi Vici on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

...and i... jizz in my pants!

"This team (Philadelphia Eagles) gives me the best chance of winning a Super Bowl."
-Michael Vick #7

by anuj on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

COT, but does anyone know what happened to the MLB Bonus Baby blog?

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

by Veni Vidi Vici on Feb 7, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Merged with Sickels

by taco pal on Feb 7, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. He turns 50 this year. I kind of thought he had already died.

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

by Eaglesadvocate on Feb 8, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Back off, ladies. Dom Brown is MY Baseball Boyfriend!

I heart our rookies.

by LeepinLizardz on Feb 8, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

Oh man. Scotty Pods is gonna be jealous!

by Phrozen on Feb 8, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Please redeem this comment for one (1) internet.

by Wet Luzinski on Feb 8, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, snap.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Feb 9, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

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