It's Friday the 13th so let's recognize that mediocre horror franchise by havin' a laugh thanks to Freddy Galvis and Jason Bay. Although a late-comer to the Jason Voorhees universe, Freddy's crucial contribution to the inimitable Crystal Lake Canon cannot be brushed aside.

The newish-look New York Mets make their first visit of 2012 to Philadelphia. Tonight will feature a pitching matchup of Cliff Lee versus R.A. Dickey, who climbs mountains and stuff.

Remember: If teenagers are promiscuous and have sex with each other, murders happen. That's what movies taught me.

Discuss the game below.

Cliff Lee

#33 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

Height: 6-3

Weight: 190

Bats: L

Throws: L

Born: Aug 30, 1978

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - Cliff Lee	0-0	1	1	0	0	0	0	6.0	2	1	1	0	2	4	1.50	.67

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R.A. Dickey

#43 / Pitcher / New York Mets

Height: 6-2

Weight: 220

Bats: R

Throws: R

Born: Oct 29, 1974

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	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2012 - R.A. Dickey	1-0	1	1	0	0	0	0	6.0	5	2	2	1	4	3	3.00	1.50

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