No man-made object cools off Chooch. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)
Chooch. We love the man.
We love his World Series Game 3 winning swinging bunts. We love his being thrown out of the game for daring to talk to an umpire. We love his catching Roy Halladay's perfect game and no-hitter.
What's not to love?
On a Thursday where we have to wait an extra hour for Phillies baseball (damn you central time), let's get your creative juices flowing. Inspired by the hit craze from a few years back (described below), contribute your six word appreciation of Chooch below. The entry with the most recs wins TGP bloglord status for 5 seconds on January 12, 2018. For realz.
All hail Chooch!