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Way Belated, For The Left Hand of Phro-ness


for the TGPer who braves the ravages of Hoth
to keep America safe from Yeti
first gift, a mystery solved
note, pics. are linked


Happiness is a United Colors of Benetton Gift
Card on Your Birthday Phrom
Ursula K. LeGizmo


windmilling with Cervantes in San Pedro



/a big boys, minutemen, fIREHOSE tribute

the  faith  is ours to keep
fly the flannel, phighters

= [pic. link ↑] + 3

★★★

the second gift
or
Why Team Phrozen Reed Would Kick The Total Crap Outta Yous In TGP Battle-Bots

note, for this next series of pics. to make sense you must click the very last link.
pics. are linked but they, as well as the other worded links, are not essential for the narrative.
"Flashdance" link NSFW. "Fantasy Cosplay Camp" and "Unicorn Petting Zoo" links open to My Space radio player
(will continue playing after intended song is done)

Liz Buckingham to sing happy b-day pummel your ears with riffs of doom

And no, she's mine. Get your own metal maven you'd kill cancer kids for

Metabo WB11-125 Quick 5" - 10,000 RPM - 9.6 AMP Angle Grinder

Flashdance Welder/Strippergram from the Body Electric Escort Service (it's classy)

Lincoln Electric Pipeliner 200d DC Arc Welder With Kubota Diesel Engine

1967 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme 4D Sedan 330 CI 5.4 L Jetfire Rocket V8 (no 442 for sedans)

Fantasy Cosplay Camp and Unicorn Petting Zoo

Rabid as Unholy Fuck, Dyno Mutt

this is the link ya gotta click————The Iron Will of Brü-jo————this is the link ya gotta click

(I'm the guy in the back seat)
\m/ toodles \m/

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